/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2773

► Detected: 845,635 (+60,975) ► Died: 41,437 (+3,669) ► (Reset: 06:29:15)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 205 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,447 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
US states give up on tracing contacts, won't follow South Korean model
archive.is/NOk8C

Spain hides post-mortem cases
archive.is/lVnXv

12 year old dies in Belgium, no previous conditions
archive.is/dTU3w

Italy hides deaths at home and nursing homes
archive.is/zWJw1

Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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>RESEARCH
Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

Virus inhibits body's immune function
archive.is/v6Tl9

Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
13:01: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Saudi Arabia.
12:49: First death in Tanzania.
12:36: 160 new cases and 1 new death in Poland.
12:39: 204 new cases in Japan, including 78 cases in Tokyo.
12:29: 65 new cases and 2 new deaths in Puerto Rico, United States.
12:25: 77 new cases in Croatia.

>SOURCES
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imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-Europe-estimates-and-NPI-impact-30-03-2020.pdf
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>LITERALLY NOT WORSE THAN THE FLU

HOLY FUCK IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

/CVG/ IRRECOVERABLY BTFO

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The international links have been broken, the great supply chains are off, and the neoliberal consensus is not secure. What do YOU plan on doing about that?
From conversations with other anons, it’s clear that there are 2 factors to consider in our response.

The first are the problems in our local areas that require the most attention;

>Food production

>Elderly care

>Waste management

Basically, anything that is going to become a hardship in your local community. By addressing these problems, putting manpower and resources into them, we strengthen our communities AND our place and voice within them.

The second factor are the groups who will most likely be interested in contributing to this network. >Local religious institutions

>Charities

>Local businesses

>Other political organisations

The problem is that most of the support for this would be based in leftist thinking. I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, but it's not something you can do on your own.

So the best place to start would be to organise.

I know that's gonnabait a bunch of accusations, but few of us would deny we have some improvement to do; it’s easier to improve when it's a group you're letting down.

I'm not talking about setting up some Yas Forums meetup or some easily targettable fraternity LARP. All we'd have to do is join the networks listed above, and then find other anons through that and/or build up a base of support from the bottom up via speaking to other members.
We’re currently at step 1. We need to be making a list of Factor 1’s in our communities, collecting the contacts of factor 2’s, and creating a locally-specific plan of action from this information. By the time the market crashes, we should be ready to start step 2; putting this planning into effect.

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this """virus""" is a total nothingburger?

>be India
>coof on thousands

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Shit will hit the fan in India very soon

Oh boy

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Leafs got fucked.
Zero fucks given here.

*covertly coofs all over the thread*

My uni is extending distance learning until the end of the term

Checked, and holy fucking shit the amount of shills

>implying it isn't the deadliest disease for daily deaths on the planet right now
Help me understand, what do you hope to gain from your retarded spam? Are you really that addicted to (you)'s?

>Corona Virus
normies on suicide watch

Yeah dude, because the slightly worse cold is gonna kill us all. I'm so scared! So Terrified! This common cold is sure gonna be the end of the world!

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I just had a discussion with somebody who believes the chink propaganda.
>mfw he said the cure already exists and that China and Cuba have it

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Based

twitter.com/WBYeats1865/status/1245017730169724931

Chinese bitch in Tampa buying up masks a month ago gloats about it on her Chinese live stream, happy that she is denying Americans masks.

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>When school schooting statistics get better

>For a year

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>(+60,975)
>6 hours to go

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>coronavirus deaths doubled since March 25
>everything else still linear

>17 new deaths
>325 new cases
This is bad for Ireland

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>Tfw the US alone will beat global flu deaths by the middle of next month

global lockdown reduces pollution

And we beat yesterday with hours left to go

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*Coughs up blood*

>Cases increase by the thousands each day
>Soon deaths will increase by the thousands as well
Strap in boys, we're using nitro
youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

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>SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN IN (((PLACE))) SOON

I legitimately believe it's impossible to apply the "social distancing" rule in India for more than an hour, every time i see pictures of India or videos from there it's like no fucking space to breathe

Coronavirus for Israel

So lads how this will affect life after the lockdowns?

>I didn't leave a single mask for the Americans
Holy based and redpilled
It's anudda 9/11

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+ 499 deaths ...

We are reaching Italian/Spanish levels ...
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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 180,789 (3,580) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 70,985 (682) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,122 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,467 (95) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 5,358 (20) Brazil 4,725 (168) Norway 4,630 (39) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,257 (31) Ireland 3,235 (71) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Romania 2,245 (82) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +17,001 (+439) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +4,100 (+37) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +504 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,019 (+6) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +663 (+4) Brazil +95 (+5) Norway +185 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +256 (+8) Ireland +325 (+17) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Romania +136 (+17) Ecuador +274 (+13) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Peru +115 (+6) Argentina +146 (+3) Colombia +108 (+2) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Reddit meme
>Reddit spacing
Cmon man at least fuckin TRY

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Why would anyone expect a business to lose all that money when they can easily fire and rehire?

They will probably even rehire new workers at slightly lower pay.

Holy FRICK y'all! 40000 deaths in three months? We're definitely going extinct this time!

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Does Brad pay well? Do you get good health cover? You my need it soon...

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Threadly reminder that the 2-strain theory of Sars-2 is a hoax. Scientists tracking 8 major mutations, with many subvariations:

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/27/scientists-track-coronavirus-strains-mutation/5080571002/

nextstrain.org/ncov?l=radial

Use heat to kill Covid-19

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God bless you hermano baker

Business as usual but with an excuse to further increase wealth disparity

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I have an almost ancap friend who for some reason believes CCP "because it's the only official data" and "all governments lie so how could Chiba lie more"

TIME TO NATIONALIZE AIR TRAVEL AGAIN

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you have more chances to get hit by train over there than die from corona

As long as there is no vaccine or treatment that works you can kiss the life you left behind goodbye

Go to bed Bolsonaro, you must be very tired.

Doctors in Italy, Spain, the US, and France will be put in front of the firing squad for wrongly attributing so many COVID-19 cases that then went on to melt down the western economy. The Imperial College of London will become a laughing stock, Neil Ferguson will go into hiding for fear of his life.

Virus is a nothing burger, the reaction is not. If you think a lockdown isn't a happening, you're falling for their propaganda.

That's just a daily figure in the shithole of Brazil

Le pic arrive !

Whats better is that i found it on kikebook.

Not even reddit tier

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India will make China pay for this disease.

20,000 in the past week

Is this some retarded redneck initiation?

MORE DEATHS THAN YESTERDAY

The flu killed 55,000 in the USA in 2017-18. Maybe they used refrigerated trucks for them, maybe not. Is there something magical about refrigerated trucks that makes these dead people more worthy than those who died from the flu?

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> be mask-latelet
bros do you think its easy to add a DIY filter to pic related.

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Deaths are already increasing by thousands

estimates of % of the population infected

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-Europe-estimates-and-NPI-impact-30-03-2020.pdf

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lmao imagine having bolsonaro as a president, i feel sorry for you brother

Wow this fat loser, sits on his ass all day pushing the same fear porn the MSM shills push 24/7. Truly the hero Yas Forums deserves. I could go to CNN to get lied to but now I can get it from the comfort of 4chin.

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Because at 36 million infections (flu size) it would mean 300k deaths

What is the basis for projecting 36 million infections?
And, does this mean we have established an R0 for the Wuhan virus?

Do Americans really?

Man. Things are still taking off, this thing is about to get to 1 mil tomorrow or Thursday lol

Got laid off yesterday, went surfing this morning

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thanks user very cool

The average age is like 25, they will be fine

Guys I need masks, where the fuck can I buy some or am I just too late?

One month, actually
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/

>March 31
You know, it might be just old. The "two major strains" were just for China.

What do you need a mask for?

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He did green text. Kinda cute watching them

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>Fear porn
You're not on goybook, boom boom

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.40%) Germany (-0.85%) France (-1.13%) United Kingdom (-0.16%) Italy (+0.22%) Switzerland (-0.76%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.30%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.74%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-2.91%) Japan (-0.84%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.89%) Australia (-1.50%) Singapore (+1.83%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-17%) Dubai (-9%) Moscow (-38%) Rome (-22%) Milan (-6%) Berlin (-5%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-6%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-16%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-32%) New York (-36%) Washington (-23%) Miami (-19%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-16%) Mexico City (-35%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-17%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Insane. I did that with by heating up the metal on on a cigarette lighter 20+ years ago, and still got a scar. This must've fucking hospitalized the dude.

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

WWIII

Jesus fuck the Imperial College are off the actual fucking deep end. I think they're the only institution left on this planet that doesn't think this has already washed over basically the entire planet at this point.

Itsa me, Mario

The absolute state of you

Ship some from China

Tell me, good sir, how long we reach the point where most people are just breaking quarantine and shit. I want to see chaos and anarchy take to the streets

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Redditors pounding ground, losing hope

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How many do you think will die in New York

The CEO is a Jew. A literal jew. Calin Rovanescu. He looks like he got the covid. He did a video for the employees and he looked fucking sick. Lel

Mandatory Goyim branding, yes