Brit/pol/ Day of the Goat Edition

check my funny ID

You may not like it, but this is what a god looks like

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watching it again cos of you

Fucking spastics.

I burned all my rubbish today, fuck it.

>those rings
Why are Indians and pakis so gaudy?

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These GOATs are actually wholesome, first happy news I've heard for weeks

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My bros old manager died of corona at 40, shits getting real down here.

>He asked me to talk to him on Omegle; he showed me his books and we chatted about a few things, that is all really
Gay

*blocks your path*

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this, want the happenings to stop

Still shitting black shit, which could be a sign of old blood from intestinal bleeding from alcohol abuse. Decided to drink tonight anyway. But no beer, just wine. I realised that drinking 12 - 15 cans of beer is probably not wise since it's almost 8 litres of beer consumed in less than 6-8 hours... Going for wine instead. Got two bottles of Reisling from Aldi. If I stop posting it's because I've died.

Outer London took a battering
Went from bad to absolutely dire

Majestic looking little critters aren't they?

>google imaged her wife
>tfw pic of her breastfeeding

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>worldwide CFR holding at 19% even with china's numbers
>remove china's numbers and it goes up to 30%+
>j-just a flu, bro

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London will be whiter in the next census due to the eastern europeans, there thousands here.

Not exactly a looker, but she's probably quite smart, educated, decent job, and same for her family.
Dude looks 50, but he's only 36.

Probably should stop the thing that's turning your shit tar black.

Nobody would notice or care

are you eating loads of protein

There was a woman here out last binday who we thought was going to clap or thank them but she actually just handed them he recycling.
Shes a bit of a nutter and actually got taken away earlier today in a police van, not in cuffs though.
Bit weird.

bellend

I'll bet someone predicted this.

Did you clap the police who took her away?

>almost 8 litres of beer consumed in less than 6-8 hours
will kill you horribly fairly rapidly

We're living in a police state

>babbys first alcoholic health scare

is that jeremy kyle

>Thank you for your service

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Why do you like stiffening your liver?
Search "fibroscan study alcohol"

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>telleh news tell meh what to do next
t. british public

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Wish we had, would have been great. Just sat and watched instead
She's a bit weird and sometimes shouts at cars, a harmless nutcase.
Wish i knew what it was about

I'm a key worker and trying to be resposible. I stop at 6 cans of beer and drink a few big glasses of whisky before bed.

i'm going for a non-black shit

Hero

why are you spying on your neighbours ?

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The police have been told to rein it in because they have being going over the top like excited little school kids with the new powers they have been given. Fucking wankers the lot of them.

Shaved my head last night, pic related

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Just quit my amazon wage cage night shifts, feels alright lads.

Very beautiful movie, lad

no i didnt why

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Why are we clapping the only people who still have paid jobs, they should be clapping us for sacrificing our lives on the sofa

I don't know what's turning it black. I think it's abusing beer 2 or 3 times a week for the past 12 months.
Very rude. I'll be dearly missed, just so you know.
About 120-150g per days. But I've done that for years.
I plan to stop after today for a bit. At least for 2 weeks. But after having two glasses, my stomach is feeling a bit funky and I feel like I need to take a shit, with some slight stomach pain. Maybe I should just pack it in now.

Quit my Amazon job a 3 weeks ago lad, horrible isn’t it?

NOOOO MY DELIVERINOO WILL BE EVEN LONGER NOW

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Nothing better to do while being locked indoors.
Gonna report everyone to 111 and get bounty money for these corona dodges
Also it was right outside our window so it was hard not to see it.

You're permanently stiffening your liver
People get cirrhosis drinking the way you do

>I'm literally retarded
Yes, we know you're a jew already.

I hope all this leads to some sort of permanent working from home thing in the future, been loving it so far.

i have a horrid alcohol problem

R8 pl8 m8s

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you did well

The Manhands impersonator who posted the pic of your tit got banned.

>According to the Press Association, the victim was 13-year-old Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab from Brixton, in south London. His family has said he died in hospital in the early hours of Monday and had no apparent underlying health conditions.

Yas Forums was right again

You have to go back.

I am sorry dear I hope you can get over it

Poor bastard got a receding hairline on the nape of his neck

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Watching the government briefing today and they said they were running out of chemicals, how can such a country that once had the best chemical industry in the world with titans like ICI be in this state?

The chemical industry used to be one of the biggest employers in the country, sacrificed on the alter of globalisation and the 'green' agenda.

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>square pl8
Timmy?