/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2772

virus hits supply chain. Food and medical shortage leads to civil unrest. That's the thing to be scared of.

FUCK CHINKS, SLANTY EYED KIKES

>Only 70k today
We had 100k a few days ago.
How does it feel to be part of the losers club, happeningfags? The proof is in the pudding, folks. It's time to wake up, smell the coffee and realize that this "happening" (that never really started to happen) IS OVER! HAHAHAHA
YOU LOST HAPPENINGFAGS! YOU LOST BUT YOU DONT CARE! YOU NEVER HAVE AND YOU NEVER WILL BECAUSE YOURE TOO BUSY GOING HUUHUHUHUHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUHUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUHUEHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Peepee poopoo diarrhea

WWIII being actually declared

Argiebro did more for humanity than the who.

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>We had 100k a few days ago.
no we didn't

China 2nd wave happening

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>just stop testing, then it will disappear!
>also no more testing dead people!

Listen faggots, this is just an slightly worse cold.
>b-but it's killing people!!!
Yeah, people that are old as fuck or have underlying conditions. Even a common cold or a flu could have done the job with ease.
>b-but look at I-Italy... a-and...S..s-spain!!!
Those countries are full of boomers. Look at the US, they have much more infected, sure, but they have less old people so the death rate is much lower.
>b-but this is S-SARS!!!
A strain of SARS that replaced most of the lethality with infectivity turning into a literal cold.
>b-but it's very contagious!!!!
And? The cold is also very contagious, yet I don't see anyone panicked over the cold.
>b-but it's mutating!!!
Rabies and Ebola are probably mutating right now too in some shitty african country. Yet I don't see anyone panicking over Rabies and Ebola mutating and probably becoming airborne in one of those random mutations.

Fucking overrated nothingburger. LITERALLY THE COMMON COLD BUT SLIGHTLY WORSE. /CVG/ TOTALLY BTFO.

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They stopped testing? you got a link for that cause I just thought it was leveling off.

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Fucking kike

It's just getting started, leafbro.

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InFLUential people dying, like Trump, the Pope or Isabell II

Florida is so fucked.
New positives are plateauing at around 900 a day, but if you look at the % positives it's grown in days from 9.1% to 10.3%. This means that the amount of new positives is only failing to show exponential growth because of a lack of processing/testing capability.

The time to slow the curve was early March. Florida locking down now (which it still fucking hasn't by the way safer-at-home means fucking dick) might help the second wave of infection but things are about to get much much worse for hospitals.

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supply chain fuckery escalating further now that the states are being hit
also lowkey hyped for next winter

TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

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cant wait for total societal collapse

Why is France getting raped now? Can't they fake some numbers like Germany?

Isn't Florida old people central?

Can you stop posting this shitty threads fucking retard I see you everywhere I will fucking nuke you fucking retarded, stupid fucking nigger. Fucking Jew eat my asshole while playing with my tiny asian diickhead

Will tourism return or is a goner?

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why do you keep telling this to anons and not to the elite who act like they going to die

Who?

I suggest this for anons who are going fast
youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

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>It's peaking/stagnating already

if you really believe that you're stupid as a toaster

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You, fucking die

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 180,271 (3,573) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,122 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,467 (95) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (20) Brazil 4,715 (168) Norway 4,605 (39) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,257 (31) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Poland 2,311 (33) Romania 2,245 (80) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,938 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) India 1,397 (35) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,483 (+432) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +504 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,019 (+6) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+4) Brazil +85 (+5) Norway +160 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +256 (+8) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Poland +256 (+2) Romania +136 (+15) Ecuador +274 (+13) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +221 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) India +146 (+3) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Qatar +88 (+1) Estonia +30 (+1) Algeria +132 (+9)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Highest has been 66k cuckold.

>random person dying in the streets
>must be coronavirus which is not known to randomly kill you and not one of the thousand things that are known to randomly kill you

It went up today though?

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

I would assume it would increased. Faced with mortality it would make people want to "see the world" and not die with regrets.

When will I get to wake up in a pvp world?

Economic collapse. Fed can't bail out everyone without making the dollar meaningless.

Yen will become the new reserve currency.

>Map of the coronavirus in Mexico: cases shoot up in CDMX and Tabasco
infobae.com/america/mexico/2020/03/31/mapa-del-coronavirus-en-mexico-se-disparan-casos-en-cdmx-y-tabasco/
>vote for a jewish whore just because the marxist golem lopez endorsed her
>became the next raccoon city
serves them right

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Assuming the virus goes away tomorrow. It will still be years before it recovers. Expect more restrictions on travel in general due to this incredible fuck up.

he will be remembered

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Summary of this year: some chink ate a bat and now I've lost my job.

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any actual news if south korea is still mass testing?
their numbers are amazing,canada is going to pass them soon

If coronavirus randomly kills you, we wouldn't know because nobody publishes post-mortem data anymore.

ADE, China getting shunned worldwide, or confirmed it makes you infertile

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Drink some tea, it will help you relax

Where do you see that? Its much higher than it was 24 hours ago

ALL MEXICANS HAVE THIS VACCINE.
MEXICO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.

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Lol what do you get from lying other than (you)s calling you retarded?

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Faggot

Wtf happened in France ?

Our saint

Stop making us look retarded

Yes, and those old people are generally in rent-controlled 55+ communities or literal nursing homes and fed a steady diet of fox news so as soon as one of them gets coughed on at Publix getting two pieces of fruit and some wine on their daily bus trip the whole community is gonna need hospitalization.

A pillar and core part of /cvg/

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You know what, I've been on 4 Chan a long time, I've seen alot of fucking degenerates, and degenerate behavior. BY FAR THE WORST WORST WORST OF all and is this fucking Corona Chan anime. Grow the fuck up. How pathetic can you be making a fucking virus that kills people sexy. Oooo look at my Corona Chan Japanese anime hehe. Fuck you. Like I said worst case of faggatory I've ever seen on any board and I have seen ALOT

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Requester of the Yotsuba&! image that the Algerie made here.

>President here has been getting suppor for his measures from all political parties as a sign of unity against corona
>He stops answering the oppositions suggestions and questions in private
>He announces that he wont be cooperating with other parties except their goverment partner, because fuck everyone else
>He is now governing with a minority in the parliment
HOW CAN THIS GUY BE SO MUCH OF A RETARD??
Lockdown is supposed to be lifted in 11 days and there is no improvement, I'm 50/50 on what this fag will do, if it will be a "back to work wagie" or fuck the economy even further

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By what? Spreading panic and fake news? Fuck off.
This

>Merkel, Trump, or Putin die
>Iran and Turkey officially declare war and it becomes a NATO vs China boogaloo.
>mangaka I care about dies

>because of a lack of processing/testing capability.
nigger you see right there we did 60k tests, 10% of which actually mattered, we're wasting tests if anything

blame the new york niggers for coming here and our governor not enforcing the supposed mandatory isolation

This is the best Corona-chan drawing, change my mind

>new cases in Italy peaked 10 (TEN) DAYS AGO
>/cvg/ is still foaming at the mouth over this non-happening

I say 'NOTHING', you say 'BURGER'.

NOTHING.

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it's already causing problems. seasonal workers can't get to the fields and trade has been affected, food included

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.62%) Germany (-0.67%) France (-1.12%) United Kingdom (-0.08%) Italy (+0.54%) Switzerland (-0.38%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.16%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+4.03%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-1.00%) Japan (-0.86%) Hong Kong (+1.36%) China (-0.69%) Australia (-1.46%) Singapore (+1.97%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-17%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-38%) Rome (-22%) Milan (-14%) Berlin (-5%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-27%) Madrid (-14%) Barcelona (-18%) London (-43%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-37%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-36%) Washington (-23%) Miami (-19%) Toronto (-26%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-30%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-17%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Argiebro is based

Burger

> Lastly, and perhaps the best news of the report - it's not expected to spontaneously evolve into a more deadly form, as it's under no pressure to evolve due to its hyper-virulent nature.

Good news

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At least Ebola-chan is still pure

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any videos of normalfags going insane from 1 week isolation or/and killing themselves?

WRONG WITH ME

TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

What's up with the reset?

>still believing that shit
wew lad

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>nigger you see right there we did 60k tests
total, over the entirety of our testing
in a state of 21 million

I know you've got the brain of a parakeet but try to process the fact that the number of new positives stayed the same but the percentage of positives went up

Suck on a garden hose

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Nuke China for this.

>normal fags complaining about anime on my 4chins

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Genetic drift.

>nothingburger

Listen Van Jones. Tell CNN to stop shilling Yas Forums

Suicides in the 08 crash that barely touched 10m unemployment hit 10k suicides. We're going to 45m+.

I just tuned in, I don't know if I have that yet

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THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Sunbeam toasters are pretty smart

New counties every day.
When do we admit that we don't have the capacity to test for this and completely run out of supplies? My state is still pretending we don't have a kit shortage

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/cvg/ wouldn't be the same without him

We good lads

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Literally most retarded shit I've ever read.
Happening - something happens - we had that when china went under lockdown.

But don't put down the goalposts now - you nothing burgers like yourself haven't from the start. Do we need you're immediate family to catch an die before you admit it?

[Muffled] YES

>Complaining about anime
>Here of all places
Begone, normalnigger

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Just cause you dont test doesnt mean Mexico doesnt have it. I won't dismiss the fact that the benaer shot might help but it definitely wont make you immune

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>I know you've got the brain of a parakeet
>10% positive
I know percentages was super hard in 3rd grade, but what that means is that even with all the testing, we have so far only found a small percentage actually infected

>in a state of 21 million
10%, after spring break

dumb ass nigger

FOUR
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

The one you posted. There's some method to my creativity when requesting for images. Not that hard to do.

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collapse?

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>newfag doesnt know rule 34
Kill yourself and then kill yourself.

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Italy, this is for you
youtube.com/watch?v=fGA7vpuKxNA

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