We could literally invade far bigger countires than us in Europe AND THEY WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE

please do it Norway

>5 million people
>invading anything but greenland

those are some weird cod fishing ships

what

We could invade countries Iceland, Sweden (lel, fagits), the Netherlands and Denmark or Luxemburg without any difficulty, but not any important countries.

Not Vietnam lol

lol'd at naming a handful of rowboats

>Norwegian military

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Kek

Fucking DO IT fgt

meant to post this

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KEK, no. Our military is wow guild tier

>the Netherlands

They are not to be fucked with (good navy). They will be our allies.

US should Invade Norway

Everyone in NOWAY is a raging faggot

kek pigshit

We will annihalate Europe as a whole, how bout dat?

Shame that you are such surrender monkeys. Otherwise you could have some use for that fleet.

Btw how is Helge Ingstad doing?

Get your war face on, because it's time to fuck up China.

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fuck off Muslims in norway arent faggots.

How about Switzerland?

The amerimutt threatening to destroy the only white people left in this world

Imagine my shock

They are supreme faggots, go to a male barbershop in scandinavia and it’s full of shitskins wanting ronaldos latest haircut; FAGGOTS

Also, let it be known. We are ordering at least 2 (maybe 4) new frigates and 4 new 212 submarines from Germany.

>Lol imagine living in a country where your military could BTFO any other superpower in conventional warfare

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t. Tyrone Jamalson

This

We will last 6 minutes due to whooooman on the wheel feeling "empowered"

We also make our own missiles
youtube.com/watch?v=deFNmWmr-Yc

no match for the dutch navy.

your navy isnt bigger or more modern then ours mate..

Not one aircraft carrier lol

We're fucking good to go. We'll sink our ships in kamikaze style attacks, our frigates will plummet down into the abyss and smash their submarines.
China will forever remember the day Norways wrath literally descended down upon them.

this mudslime are the faggotiest

Fucking lol. Low lands low lifes acting tough online. We have Europes third biggest Navy you idiot.

Two Countries.
One consists of men.
One consists of Woman.

Both Countries goes to war against each other.
Which country would win?

China’s navy can’t even sail in deep water, they are a green water navy. Their flag ship is literally a repurposed cruise liner, Iraq could defeat chinas navy.

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

couldnt even beat vietnam
what has america ever done militarilly
but drop two bombs on an already defeated enemy

Ever been in the Navy?

based

Angry leftist writing books?
My God..

Lol cope, tou could’t take over a border mall

Norway have girls at charge.

We won't do shit.

That navy is useless unless its sinking floating boats in the med sea.

it aint bigger but norway surely wont steamroll it. We have more destroyers/frigates. you guys more smaller ships/subs. Also we got 3 amphibious assault ships wich are pretty huge. So an actual mean to invade a country trough sea. Norway and dutch navy combined would be actually a force to be reckoned with though.

I hope that you remember that all time we were friens

also Norwegian Navy
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I haven't seen one of these threads in a while.

What's the point of being able to invade when you have neither the men, aircraft, tanks and guns nor the logistics or the industrial capacity to hold any significant territory?

Didn't the flagship of the Norwegian navy sink a couple years back because some thot captain rammed a fishing vessel?

No because NATO is protecting us from the fury of the Northmen.

Only landlocked countries dare to talk shit to Norway. Norway has the most powerful navy in the world, and guess what their rockets can still reach you

Our small subs are actually deadly as FUG
youtube.com/watch?v=nzJeBo8ovdM

Reclaim what? Norwegians never ruled us, we ruled them, we ruled the finns and the danes ruled us and the norwegians.

>Norwegians never ruled us
kek

I have never seen a army lead by woman ever last, ever.

if we go to war you will 1) be VASTLY outnumbered and 2) you literally just need a torpoedo to blow a dyke and flood your capital
fucking cope lol

Lol, a Florida man will kick your ass without much difficulty.

>Lithuania couldn't singlehandedly destroy USA in a wee-
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Lithuanians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the poles and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Lithuania's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Norway already lost, by feelings.

he is right, retard
Norway had its golden age 800-1350 ish
then we ruled over a larger Norway than today, Iceland, Greenland, Vinland, several British Isles, parts of Scotland, Ireland and England
after the Black Death we have been ruled over by others

>you have neither the men, aircraft
Thinking 20 Eurofighters can stop this.

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> NATO is protecting us from the fury of the Northmen
*kikes protecting our niggers of the white man

You kek now, but Russia is also official Norwegian clay. I know they are itching to take it back and to over trow your paper tiger military.

Holy shit stop eating poisoned salmon, we could send JUST our shitskins alone and eradicate you all.

>Be me
>relaxing in a nice calm field
>Be spotting something in distance
>Entire Norweigan Navy on land
>Waving their spears in loincloths screaming oogabooga
>MFW They wuz always Vikangs and shit

America wouldn't stop you either.

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Danes will protect us. Again.

I can't wait for Norway to occupy us and liberate us from our politicians, so we can join you in the conquest.

Absolutely not but why would the defending nation send aircraft when they can use Sam's? A single carrier won't be enough to guarantee air superiority for a large scale invasion.

...or 500 for that matter

Norway? NO WAY!

Did you know the U.S. military doctrine was actually to nuke the Northern part of Norway to slow the Russians down? Why would your leaders agree to this? Now you are run by women, just like Sweden and Finland. Although judging from the marches I've seen in Finland, they have the best chance of them all. Finland should liberate Sweden and then Norway. The U.S. will collapse soon anyway so your barking up the wrong tree.

You called?

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There are not enough Danes in this world to save you now boy. Norway will take it all, it is to late we let them build up this Huge army and no one responded in time. How sorry you will feel when the Norwegians are feasting in the Kremlin, soon.

tough talk for someone who got occupied withuot a single bullet being fired
but if the dykes burst then wont like Belgium and Germany get flooded too?

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Thye had killed hundred of thousands yellow monkeys, at the end of the day it was just pointless killing and the USA image was being damaged.

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>to nuke the Northern part of Norway to slow the Russians down?

Noway is the end of the land

>The U.S. will collapse soon anyway so your barking up the wrong tree.
Trust me the Norwegians will invade and take control in no time. The US is easy plunder for Norway.

Oh fug. Im going to Novgorod this is the last chance.

Sweden

Yes I know. The plan was to nuke that entire Northern section of Norway. Norway is a strategic position.

We will know what you say before you say it...
youtube.com/watch?v=GAWO7X7KQ34

Occupied when you absolute nigger?

Well fuckin liberate us already. FUUUCCCCKKKK

kek