/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2771

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Nearly an entire senior citizen living center and most of the staff caught the virus in the town next to mine. Over 100 people. 2 dead so far.

European markets are empty, the only thing you can still get occasionally are surgical masks.

Have fun trying to buy from china now that most trade connections are fucked.

Only a week? Amateur

This is now an everythingburger thread.
Nothingburger faggots can fuck off.

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i also cant find info on recovere at most for those that got it mild, but i still havent seem someone that got a complication or severe case that recovered
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youtube.com/watch?v=1uG84WsK-Eo

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>bus drivers getting beat up and coughed on by homeless in my city
>free transit
why are bus drivers putting up with it? just don't work

i think the boggs did it

REMEMBER TO TOUCH YOUR FACE AND RUB YOUR EYES.

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i'd have shot them desu or at least stabbed them

>>tfw its actually worse then contagion
How? the death rate of the virus in the movie is fucking 25% worldwide.

>crucial toilet paper supplies

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Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 176,518 (3,431) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) France 52,128 (3,523) Iran 44,605 (2,898) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,122 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 8,467 (95) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (20) Brazil 4,715 (168) Norway 4,605 (39) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,257 (31) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (80) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Poland 2,215 (32) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,914 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) India 1,251 (32) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,730 (+290) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) France +7,578 (+499) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +504 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +1,019 (+6) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+4) Brazil +85 (+5) Norway +160 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +256 (+8) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+15) Ecuador +274 (+13) Poland +160 (+1) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +197 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Algeria +132 (+9) Iraq +64 (+4) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Big Virus

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>+3481

4k daily deaths today?

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Attempting digits while on the shitter
wml

What date will I get the stimulus check??? I needed it like yesterday

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I'm loving it, I go out on cumfy walks with no normies about.

Shit, it must be the elusive japanese cold

>"virus is going to be used to install NWO"
>Victor Orban just became a dictator, salt ensues
wew

I HATE THIS CAPTCHA, FUCK
Google rhinovirus

you are trying too hard

Which source do you want? Here's a FDA website saying the tests catch for the common cold.

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So say Trump lifts social distancing guidelines on April 30, we go back to normal the next day??!

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Dude they’re having insane numbers of 911 calls for difficulty breathing and weird shit like that.

I knows it’s not up to date now but look on here: weinbergerlab.shinyapps.io/NYC_syndromic/

Common cold is HCoV
This is SARS-CoV, the one that caused SARS

Are you retarded?

>What date will I get the stimulus check???
Just wait 2 weeks bro

Comfy corona vids FIXED LINKS EDITION get them while they are still up (and help me find higher quality archive links)
(ﾉヮ)ﾉ_ -･ﾟCowona Viwus-chan wuvs u~ (ω) minds.com/media/1071198605312208896
Wuhan! (Got You All Infected) bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/
Go! Go! Corona Chan!!~「COVID-19パンデミック」 武汉瘟疫 youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0
" Just a flu bro" youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM
Coronavirus - its just a wu flu bro! youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc
DON'T PANIC.mp3 youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM
the corona virus experience youtu.be/buH3sZo1SNs
Origen del coronavirus, china comiendo murciélago - coffin dance funeral youtu.be/Vwmi_JsQ2mA

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She sure is and I wouldn't change anything about her

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Italy is allowing children out with their parents, walking the dogs, old people and disabled.

Plus they're going to reopen everything maximum after Easter, even if we're still full of infected, because the paycucks aren't even able to survive 1 month without wage.
We're gigafucked.

I would legit try that diet if it wasn't for the piss thing.

Too fucking little too fucking late

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Google corona virus glownigger
See:

>virus is going to be used to install NWO
is burger cope this virus is destroying globalism at unprecedented rates, Corona-chan already stopped more mexicans and muslims than any politician could

Coronavirus is a broad classification of viruses

>dat pic

i was lucky to get one last minute (dustmask)

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Woah, thanks user. Turns out lots of mild cases are just false positives. Happening is back on.

Psh, try three months. Fuck 2020, I'm staying inside.

>1% mortality rate

Sorry schizos, we might be living in a second great depression but this isn't exactly apocalyse material.

New data points for today.

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Anyone know were to buy hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin online? We're just getting a pat on the back, best of British from our doctors here.

Me either, haven't seen shit. If you've been on this board for more than 20 minutes, you know that even in all of the nothingburger fake happenings or minor happenings like shootings, disasters, etc.. there are shizos coming out of the fucking woodwork and people posting all kinds of phone videos and other shit non-stop for days. There is literally nothing besides the coronachan general and the board looks completely fucking normal.

It's really disappointing how big of a nothingburger this is.

>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19
>Dan Castellaneta (the voice actor of Homer Simpson) tested positive for COVID-19

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theyre up in flames m8

Very soon, brazilbro

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gonna start wearing a bandana to the grocery store lads
anticipating some boomers thinking I'm about to rob the place

Fucking this. Every step the western world has taken has been the right choice weeks too late.

Is Corona-Chan the the grim reaper for old people with cardio or pulmonary issues? Because it’s leaving most other people alone.

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I would gladly switch her irl appearance with what we have here. Shitpost about tiny killbots, while our murder goddess runs around

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

19% CFR

Well well

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.89%) Germany (-0.74%) France (-1.18%) United Kingdom (-0.05%) Italy (+0.29%) Switzerland (-0.61%) Spain (+1.03%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (-0.29%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.93%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-1.22%) Japan (-0.80%) Hong Kong (+1.09%) China (-0.86%) Australia (-1.47%) Singapore (+1.83%) India (+3.20%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.32%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-76%) Rome (-46%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-23%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-64%) Paris (-63%) Madrid (-25%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-37%) Johannesburg (-49%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-32%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-67%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Its romanticized
They dident have trannies, commies in government, feral niggers and everything wrong with the current year.
They cured the virus in the movie, there is no cure for normal Corona , much less the kind bioweapon kind

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This. I've been in 6 or maybe 7 weeks now.... difficulty keeping track.

With everyone losing their minds now is it a good time to land a gf?

You think your captchas bad?

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D'OH

D'oh

D'oh!

look who's pulling up in his fancy german car

Thank you based CCP

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yeah but when the other half million cases get resolved it'll look more like 0.8

52k already? Today's gonna be bigger than yesterday

look on ebay, tons of masks there and cheap too since they've put restrictions on the prices

It took an apocalypse to finally kill the Simpsons

Those look comfy to use as pillows.

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fuck the spicniggers

They were contaminated in Luxembourg you idiot. Seriously you anglos are demented trying to shift blame to others all the fucking time.
>muh China did everything, china plz noooo
Did China force your leaders to do fuck all to counteract corona? Did China force them to ship your manufacturing abroad? etc etc.
China-bashing is nothing but a deflection being promulgated by your own elites to try and hide their own culpability; anyone pushing it at this point is a first-rate retard.

This means these people with 99% comorbidities are dying from those comorbidities or a common cold. Happening canceled.

Did I miss any Corona-chan updates?

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I did a compilation of scientific papers on this virus, with everything neatly organized into sections with headers and everything, and hyperlinks leading to all the different docs I aggregated. If you haven't seen this already, you're going to want to see it.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

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>just don't work
not everyone can be a NEET

That changes nothing,since the virus can give false negative too,we are too far on this for this

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