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>Coronavirus: Comedian Paul Chuckle reveals he has been suffering from COVID-19
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-comedian-paul-chuckle-reveals-he-has-been-suffering-from-covid-19-11966018

>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52101040

>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52099252

>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684

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theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/31/people-colour-covid-19-laws-police-track-record
youtube.com/watch?v=-8L9xrus59Q
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGR65RWwzg8
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684
youtube.com/watch?v=p4xsk-SMA_8
mirror.co.uk/money/universal-credit-payments-rise-tomorrow-21784907
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-reigning_monarchs
theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/31/michael-rosen-very-poorly-but-stable-after-night-in-intensive-care
youtube.com/watch?v=z1cfVQyrQ3Q
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i’ve been studying politics for at least 4 months now and what seems obvious to me seems difficult for other people to understand it seems to me that people who want communist don’t know it always fails i’ve seen several youtube videos about it and hitler was right tbqh he had better uniforms and the best tanks and i read a post on here about a guy who said hitlers germany was a utopia so it’s stupid that everyone else’s doesn’t know this honestly it’s got to be the jews i did the maths and it’s impossible that jews died in the WW2 just read the nsg threads because they said they had rollarcostars and did you know that labor is a communist party LMFAO communism doesn’t work idiots we need a nazi party like mosley i don’t know if you’ve heard of him but my mum hasn’t but she’s a normie he was head of the british nazis but the jews got him locked up FFS it makes me so angry that people aren’t as smart as me i’m only 18 but i’m smarter than my mum who’s 34

little pigs
repost for attention ofc sue me
voca.ro/adxYGEkWZ7n

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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=sbUP-Jo92qE

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FOR BLACK COCKS ONLY

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He does it again.

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yuck

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/31/people-colour-covid-19-laws-police-track-record

>Can people of colour trust the UK Covid-19 laws with the police's track record?

ROUND UP THE WOGS TO STOP THE COOF

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why is the CFR so high in the uk? do we have a mutated strain that's 3x as deadly as the average strain or what?

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I see that the Manhands tripfag impersonator is back. Remember to ignore this attention seeking faggot.

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bumbaclart sun is doing some lion king shit

what a fucking asshole
yeah, you've scared me off the thread again. see ya

Cor, just dilated an I'm gasping for a fat Woh cock

go back to CVG you virgin

It gets dull at times but I would say we have learned how to tolerate the quarantine
You are proper chaps, I care for you lads; Cauldron and the others, too

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girls don't go on /pol.

Why do you have a fetish about being cucked by a black man, you sad little man.

Installed Yas Forums x, my view of Brit/pol/ now contains less shit, spam and forced drama.

not had dinner yet. fed up. just want to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-8L9xrus59Q

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manhands does my fucking head in

What do you do to ease the boredom?

Why do you keep posting that old poof?
He hasn't had a decent tune for 20 years

mong

*WOG COCKS*

Pubes cries over this song when he’s strung out on heroin
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGR65RWwzg8

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It is probably YKTD. He used to regularly impersonate tripfags to annoy them.

he plays pictionary with the underage posters and goes noncing on omegle with cauldron

>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684

they let him out after 7 days
the quarantine is supposed to last 15-20 days

queen is gonna get it now

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i'd kick your cunt in

I know an absolute scumbag deano who does admin for the NHS and the ego trip he must be on at the moment is funny as fuck to imagine.

gagging for some euro cock

we're mostly just testing people who need hospitalising
the USA are testing everyone they can on the other hand which is why theirs is seemingly so low
in reality the true CFR will likely be about the same but its not something that is easy to know the true value of

Peter Hitchens could be right.
The measures we are currently undergoing are disproportionate to the crisis we may face. There is no evidence which suggest placing the whole country under house arrest will slow the spread of the virus. Sweden and Japan have no isolation measures and the virus is spreading faster in countries the UK.
It's bad enough that people will die of the virus, but collapsing the economy and entering the country into a depression is worse and unnecessary.

youtube.com/watch?v=p4xsk-SMA_8

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I talk to my mates on discord, I practice archy sketching, read and revise foreign languages I have studied in the past, read about archy, make models for a silly computer game some of my friends like to play.

He gets special treatment that’s why.

bet that's actually eddie's tit not manhands

who doesn't

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>mirror.co.uk/money/universal-credit-payments-rise-tomorrow-21784907

Choco rations gone up lads, 25 grams up from 20

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China gently warns UK/US in state run media

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24-40 days of presymptomatic transmission, 18+ days of symptomatic transmission, 8-21 days of post-symptomatic transmission

you really need to read this because i've been waiting for you
you fucking schizo

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WTF I can filter meme flags, noice!

>anti-bullyingsoftware

It’s a good song though

Jesus Christ it’s called a period act like an eleven year old girl and get one already

spotted the chink

The pizza takeaway place near me is still open, but I'm too scared to go there in case it's a honeytrap, or my neighbours will think badly of me since they're all trapped indoors.

you're not having children though since you're an incel???

See

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-reigning_monarchs

Reckon she'll make it?

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the US strain has a CFR of around 30-40%, in line with MERS. even the weaker strains are deadly.

the chad moral and questioning the experts hitchens vs the virgin hysterical and brainwashed by cvg rw e-celebs (pick any)

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>WELL IT MUST BE RIGHT BECAUSE THIS SCHIZO WROTE SOME TEXT ON IT

you are wrong and schizophrenic. both of them are me and i even remember fucking typing them so don't tell me what i meant
>"a dumb teenager"
WOW I CAUGHT YOU LYING

i literally was in bed angry that you exist the other night

You played with us and lost to Raoul Moates lad countless times; that makes you upset

There is a distinct possibility that you are homosexuals. Everyday I pray the gay away from Brit/pol/ but Satan is too powerful.

i got banned once for posting this, the mod took it as a literal death threat

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>is rumoured to be the biggest noncering in the liverpool/lancashire area with eddie
>gets banned for posting childporn
not a good look t b h

stop larping as me pube you fucking incel

sneaky rat fucks the chinks are, hope they get genocided

post the stash lads

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Genuinely a sad song.

>i literally was in bed angry that you exist the other night
Yet again, another emotionally driven woman ey. Tut tut tut

Some Deanos are pretty decent
Deano Nationalism when?

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Michael Rosen is in intensive care with the coof

theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/31/michael-rosen-very-poorly-but-stable-after-night-in-intensive-care

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raoul only won when i left the fucking spastic and he's terrified of me

mods are newfags

this

Wish I had tinnies tonight :/

Yeah, maybe I was a little too mean for the al pube.

well somebody posted it using my code or something, not really a big issue 'cause i have a secure one now. but this schizo (probably an american expat) took that as me undergoing mitosis or something and becoming a different person
whatever

they've already lost between 1.5% and 10% of their population to this virus. their economy is completely fucked too.

Literally jew tier

TOPKEK

the state of the jannies and mods

you fucking nonce

Hope Karen does not filter me lol

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buy some or are you scared to go out little sheep

Lmao, I’m only messin with you

100% and ill be happy, also want a video of XI getting ass fucked by the leaders of the world

Go to the shop you homo

>i literally was in bed angry that you exist the other night
And I bet you furiously flicked the bean thinking about it

simp

you're the biggest bootlicker here, adoubt it :)

>tripfagging
>posts tits
>attention whoring
>being a slag

the STATE

lol someone got arrested for driving around due to boredom?

That’s his plan

Im on a hiatus atm from drink lads,

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I just dilated in the garden and it stinks

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How kind, bootlicker

>26th february
my life is slipping away

youtube.com/watch?v=z1cfVQyrQ3Q
Hard luck Michael, I always knew you were a bit weak.

Never thought you'd stick with you, proud you have la.

Evil whore desu

stop larping as me pube you fucking incel