/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2770

[CHART OF DEATHS]

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

How's Bannerlord II?

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What's the deal with the Corona Virus?

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>Brazil sucks

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Again my fellow NJ bros stay away from lakewod and yids in general.

nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/5-rabbis-from-lakewood-have-died-from-coronavirus-joining-growing-toll-of-nj-victims-reports-say.html

nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/cops-break-up-2-large-weddings-for-defying-covid-19-rules.html

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China did nothing wrong. America is to blame.

Friendly reminder: Germans are superior.

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Go to the thread faggot

Remember to thank China.

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Is this Gary, a new bot, or nothingburger pasta from the ignorant?

Almost ready, OH NOO MY CORONA NOOooo

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just a new ui and less gameplay elements

Today in France:
>+7500 cases
>+500 deaths

>Wanna see a magic trick?
>I'm gonna make 41,237 people.. Disappear!

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France is the new Italy

Brazilians are dumb

they just don't test the dead, while everyone else does

what the fuck is this? they're trying to fly home with boxes of 3M-produced medical masks?

I really doubt that those numbers are real for Argentina and Peru

It isn't really happening, is it?

Juice me up with chink hate images you niggers

I believe you mean they *flew, past tense, with boxes of 3M medical masks.

why don't you start a trade war about it :^)

Niggas, do y'all realize that the coronavirus is just a cold, right? I'm not joking, the common cold is literally caused by coronavirus. Imagine panicking over the common cold.

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Why aren't you Urine Looping, /cvg/?
invidio.us/watch?v=o7zugdDvwe0

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Mark my words, in one Week:

The musty smell of the death
of the forgotten and hidden
will crawl through the foul and infested streets
of Germany.

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that's from when it was only happening in China, probably January or February

Stfu nobody forced you retards to get loans. How's it feel like being the worst generation in a while. Zoomers gonna zoom past you fags and be forced to pick up the pieces you lazy faggots didnt. Not only did we have to deal with all the same problems as you guys but we weren't even old enough to reap the benefits. No but we were old enough to understand what poverty feels like. Do me a favor and throw yourself off a window fucking millennial scum

Nah.
We went full-lockdown earlier on our curve's growth so chances are we won't get numbers as high as Italy.
It will be bad, but not as bad.
Not to mention, Spain is already the new Italy.
Oh and the US.

they cleaned out all of our mask supplies and sent them to china in january.

Keep it going, Brazilbro. It's gonna be fun!

PREDICT THE NUMBER OF ACTUAL DEAD RIGHT NOW IN CHINA

My guess
1 million dead now
12 million dead eventually

Listen faggots

>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>falling down the stairs kills 40,000 a year
...
Corona virus kills 40000 (+ unreported in china) in 3 months noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year

24 HOURS AGO IT WAS

+41,476 infected
+2,799 dead

Let me get this straight,‘let’s say corona Chan miraculously slows down in the US and social distancing guidelines are lifted on April 30. Everyone would go back to normal and just risk being infected?

Yeah, but now when the world economic system collapses "student loan debt" will cease to exist. So let's just keep coughing in the grocery store and sending out the rent checks with extra spit, all boomers must die.

Our numbers are real. We had one of the earliest quarentines, when we had very few cases, and it's stricly enforced.

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Ticino got corona'd by workers coming in from Italy

Lol now the Greek is a brnigger

Why are nothingburgers more agressive than ever? I can see them foaming all over their post lol

... In Switzerland?

keep on dreaming you disgusting zoomer mutant
zoomers are millennial but with even less psychological resilience - you're basically all in therapy and on pills for gay ass shit that wouldn't even make a millennial blink

AUSTIN, Texas — A large group of Austin spring breakers have tested positive for coronavirus after returning from a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, the Austin Public Health (APH) said Tuesday, March 31.

Austin health officials said about 70 people in their 20s went to Mexico on a chartered plane for their spring break trip about a week-and-a-half ago. Part of the group returned on separate commercial flights.

There are 28 young adults on the trip that have tested positive for COVID-19 so far, and dozens more are under public health investigation

It has been a fun ride, see you in the next life guys.

He tried to warn us, but we refused to listen...

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Does this confirm that South Koreans are superior?

I bet you believe gas kills 6,000,000 too.

where can i find some real life porn videos
everything seems fake

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you're a genius, damn. someone should tell the world's immunologists and epidemiologists that this virus is just a common cold, who knew? thank god uruguay was here to figure it out

Does anybody on this site or in this thread actually have the virus? With so fucking many infected and oh my god it's everywhere and it stays on surfaces for days and NYC has more fucking deaths than 9/11 and OH FUCK, WHERE the fuck are all the threads about it?
Yas Forums looks like it's usual pile of steaming dog shit with MGTOW, white people, paganism/religious bickering threads, etc..

Where the fuck are all the livestreams of people being sick? How about livestreams of hospitals or stuff going down in their cities? Where the fuck are all the posts about how people are doing while infected?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

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FROGS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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This will be a thing of the past in May.

> a year

No, just that the chinese are awful.

Lot of people getting very tight money-wise here. Turns out despite a decade of solid GDP growth most people have no buffers at all.

i've given up trying to understand them
i guess a poor understanding of differential equations
>but it's killed fewer people than the flu
yeah bro, but the d(deaths)/dt is huge

we might die, we might die all, if you have it, consider you will die, you can choose now, you want to die as a coward or with a big boom?

"amateur"

Corona-chan using fucking nitro to just run away with those numbers is unbelievable, I cannot wait for us to hit the point where there's 3000-7000 dead per day
youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

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>tfw flew to washington (state) two weeks ago tomorrow, and flew back a week ago

I'm in the danger zone now lads, wish me luck

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Didn't you say this shit last week? Well this week's pretty boring, faggot.

>You have the virus, I have to treat you

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Drinking champagne and having parties with friends. Most people chose to not give a fuck anymore.
We're yolo-ing it.

which site is the best for that
i heard is bing is good for lookin up shit

>I mean if I get corona I get corona its all good we’ve been waiting all year to party and we already paid so fuck it ya know

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Rutte just told me I can forget about my May vacation
habbening is still on
normies will literally go bonkers sitting indoors

niggers and sandniggers can't fucking behave and stay at home, that's what's happening

newyork doesnt post on Yas Forums and those who are infected dont know they have it yet.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SELFIES? AND THE LIVESTREAMS BY A VENTILATOR PATIENT WITHOUT LUNGS?

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Nothingburger confirmed

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HERE GOES THE 8pm CLAPPING AND NOISES AGAIN

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>7.5K new cases and 500 deaths a day
Guess someone's gunning to be top 1 again but can they reach USA?

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800k coronatits when?

Based, keep it up. No sense going into the end of days sad and alone.

No South Koreans prove this virus doesn't target Asians, probably because of their lower testosterone levels

you can't wait till Friday?

>mfw the main outrage came from restaurants closing because "they didn't even close during the war"
feels good to have your priorities straight, lads

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Is this the most contagious virus ever?
>Over 100 test positive at Brookdale Senior Living in Tennessee

Cool

Okay Bill

they have to keep the rich anonymoues

>just Nat
based

Just eat more tidepods zoomer.

i'm actually surprised they did that well the last weeks.
i hoped for italy 2.0 but til now, kinda disappointing with that much niggers there...

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>Where the fuck are all the livestreams of people being sick?
who wants to watch that shit? sounds retarded. there are a handful of videos of people vlogging from their hospital beds though. turns out if you're sick enough to be in the ICU with breathing equipment hooked up to your lungs, you don't really feel like making videos for the internet to see
>How about livestreams of hospitals or stuff going down in their cities?
you definitely can't live stream patients from inside an ICU
>Where the fuck are all the posts about how people are doing while infected?
seen several, lurk more

NO NOT THE HECKING BORDERINOOOS NO

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Next is 1m, drawfag claimed she'd get too fat otherwise

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!

I take regular fapbreaks.

Don't worry, be happy.

Don't forget to dilate, zoomer.

MAD CHADS

Roll for the most well known companies going bankrupt
BOEING

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Maybe it will cull them like the diseased vermin they are.

Checked
Friday it is then, I hold you accountable, my flouride pal

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You wanna know how I got these scars?

Losing, just like always

They are getting their bailout

I'm slowly turning into a nothingburger... i mean no country had over a 1000 dead a day. Most governments have tightened their grip on society, and actually flattened the curve. Only the economy gets fucked, which is great, but just a repeat of '09.

YESS YES GOOD GOOD

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it's even worse, he says he's been waiting "a LONG time" for this trip, then clarifies that they planned it just 1-2 months ago. fucking walnut brain kid

What are today's Italy numbers?

MERS is also a coronavirus and killed 30% of those infected. what an utterly cretinous argument

your moms inc.

CCCforeignNNN

Tell me about it.

I went for a walk on satuday, since it was sunny everyone was doing BBQs with friend in their garden. No cops to be seen at all beside near parks ( which are closed so wtf ? ).

yall gonna be in debt forever

If this was a burger wouldn’t sweden have blown up by not, just let the pub no one gives a shit, superior nordic genes HOOOO

>balconies are less than 2 feet apart in my neighbourhood
>people do it anyway

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Isekai Quartet gets a 3rd season
>Isekai Quartet gets a 3rd season
Isekai Quartet gets a 3rd season
>Isekai Quartet gets a 3rd season
Isekai Quartet gets a 3rd season

JAPAN IS SAFE WE CAN GO THE OLYMPICS AGAIN NEXT MONTH

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yes, goy, let the ECB buy everything, don't sell to those ebil furriners

ALL MEXICANS HAVE THIS VACCINE. MEXICO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

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Lol kill yourself Coronavirus isn't an efficient killer and that's a fact, what 20- 30 k deaths? Weak as fuck OP

I'll be stunned if this pandemic goes riot-free.

What's it like having a sub 110 iq

confirmed

Now and left fucking drunk

>People don't have savings

I don't get it are people just really bad with money that they don't have even a little tucked away for a rainy day like this

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source?

I have the plague and I'm here shitposting all the time giving people tips on how to spread it far and wide. There's people posting in like every thread saying they have it, and theres tearful videos from normies who cant believe that something happened to them which you can find in 5 seconds via google. So shut the fuck up retard.

>privatization of education
This implies it was public before. Also government-given loans aren't private. This push for getting more people into education by subsidizing loans is what lead to huge higher education costs, essentially giving the universities a blank check and allowing them to raise their costs at will.

I sent my friend this video and he called me a fucking pussy...he still wants to hangout.

youtu.be/HbJaxNi-qxI

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sorry kiddo, gonna have to deal with 30% unemployment for a year and put off school/career/socialization. life is everything!

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

you're obviously a troll but there's been multiple anons who posted that either they or theyr family members had corona symptoms

Measles is more contagious, but not as deadly

Sauna everyday keeps the Corona away!

You don't understand I need to buy the new Iphone. It's my human right!

this year just keeps on giving

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Thank your local nurses

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the chinese are already buying up a bunch of companies

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That show was completely shitty and unfunny. What kind of retard would-
>yurospic
Oh okay, carry on then

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I don't want more Juanitos in my neighborhood.

They going to bar "foreign investment" (i.e. foreigners buying up your wealth/assets)? Funally doing something sensible if so. "muh foreign investment" in things like "property market" it one of the reasons no one can afford property any more.

Is he the same guys ?

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Well you are a pussy just keep keeping on, the virus is bullshit live life get drunk and shag slags!

The banks. Hahaha only joking, goyim.

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>i don’t know personally anyone with AIDS therefore AIDS is a hoax

dunno...tell me

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standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-test-kits-contaminated-covid-19-a4403021.html

>Parts
>Country of origin not disclosed.

>FUCKING CHINKS

This is war footing.

Make an actual argument with valid points. Oh wait I forgot you cant cause you know everything I said is true.

Are they the sluttiest proffession that's not sex related?

they won't listen. it's an old people virus. we don't have anything to worry about

At this pace in two days there will be 1 million infected in and 50k dead.

be honest anons,
who here wants to see the clown world burn down
who here is pro corona chan

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It obviously kills the virus if it's on your skin, but I fail to see how it would help once she's already inside you

absolutely yes

Is this the most important chart on the Coronavirus? Even in a group where 2/3 are over the age of 50, many with underlying conditions, the death rate is around 1%. The real death rate is around a quarter of a percent. Why are you not a nothingburger Chad yet Yas Forums? This whole thing is a hoax to take away our rights.

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Cope

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Once money becomes completely worthless (I know it’s already “worthless”) but once the gibs run out, or when the supermarket shelves get restocked for the last time...it’s gonna be a wild fucking ride

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Yes you can, you have nurses mom stop selfie posting and tik too dancing in empty ICUs

Since everyone ignores me you panic ridden women, FUCK QUARANTINE GET DRUNK GET LAID LIVE AS NORMAL

Nothingburger faggots bother me. It's not a nothingbuger. It can't be. Even if the plague itself is a nothingburger, the effects of economic cancellation, diplomatic reorganization, and long term paranoia (remember how long the BS of 9/11 hooked people?), will make this a somethingburger. If you think in 2 months life will just *snap* go back to normal, I've got news for you. If you think China didn't make the wildest Nazi death camp fantasies of BDSM loving Jews look like a relaxing vacation and tried in vain to cover it up, I've got news for you.

Bullshit you didn't post one source and you're full of shit. I haven't seen a single fucking one. Get fucked faggot ass nog.

I have a serious question, are doctors from your country running away from responsibility amid corona crisis?

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Finally, something other than trash news.

I'm in small-town France and with all the roads empty, I've decided to pick up cycling and skating again. I'm lucky if I see ten cars in one hour, and five pedestrians.
We have three cops for a town of 10 000 made of nothing but fields and vineyards.
The quarantine is pretty comfy thus far, not gonna lie.

>Wanting to hangout during a pandemic
Sounds pretty gay, bro

Most of the non-shills here want that

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Lmao, faggot gave up instead of admitting he was wrong. I hope this virus kills him dead.

Punished Claude: a Frog denied his oxygen.

Reminder that all those nurses probably have COVID-19 now. They're all diseased and infected.
Stay the fuck away from nurses.

What rights have been taken away so far?

i told you, you cannot redpill NORMIES

they deserve to die

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hahahahahahahahah Bill has fucking overdosed on copium. What a stupid MAGAnigger

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8/cvg/ is right across the street, fag

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HE'S STILL ON DENIAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT THE FIRST STAGE YET

Gross. Also no.

Well done burgers.

6 million? Come on

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can confirm
the amount of people who fucked in my ambulance is way too high

I beat corona by not being a hysterical woman, 10 steps for you to follow dontbeapussy.com

>many countries have effectively stopped their air and sea connections to china

How the fuck does international trade work now? I mean most western countries barely manufacture anything these days, all comes from China.

It's a nothingburger in the sense the worst has passed. I know you incels want to watch the economy/world burn but this is not it. Far from it.

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this, i only check /cvg/ and some german news outlet once per day while all the normies are in panic mode. i have been on cvg since january, my panic is already over a long time ago.

We've known the primary infection isn't a big deal (only x10 worse than the flu) since January, user. We're banking on something else.

god damn

Another faggot liar. I'm on this board all day every day and haven't seen a single one, and it's funny you fags can't link a single source.

You don't tell how many people got cured

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I fucking hope so, we need to get rid of paris !!!