NoCoom for 2 weeks now

yeah maybe just leave it and go your own way. I'm sure tyrone will look after you when youre old and in a care home.

>Ejaculation doesn't do any of that, you fucking retard.

yeah it does.

No, it doesn't.

wanking is for losers.
bible is based.
holy spirit l should NOTbe expelled.

Nofap's purpose is to deprogram your brain from the porn and masturbation addiction and give you control over your body. Not cumming for too long is in fact unhealthy. Once or 2 per week is fine as long as you can control it. Shit is not fine when you cum 3-4 times per day and pretty much do nothing productive

>Once or 2 per week is fine as long as you can control it

once a week is already making you lose out. i

if you are in a relationship. once a month is ideal. woman only lose egg once a month. why would you lose seed every week?
personally I only want to have sex in spring and mabe late summer, then I celibate for 8 months of the year.

just go jerk off then faggot
No it doesn't retard
nofap is a meme

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It's healthy to fap only once a month, thats what i do

>Ejaculation doesn't do any of that, you fucking retard.
strange, everytime I restart fapping regularly, my scalp hurt and my hair start falling off at an alarming rate....
it only started doing that around 30 orbit thought

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>feel like I could bust to ANYTHING
Ok
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it levels off after a few more weeks, but after going 4 months I got a cyst on my dick, just a warning

Mike Tyson used to jerk off and fuck before fights. Its all bull shit. Just don't get addicted to jerking off to porn. There is a huge difference

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>this is not normal
Truer words were never spoken. Sex is normal, abstinence perverse.

have you consitered sticking your dick into a willing vagina?

>jacking off makes your hair fall out
imagine believing this
based

Almost day 3, don't know if I can make it to day 4.

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I just nutted to a demoness being impregnated by the man she hates that eventually falls in love with him.
Shit was so cash.

coom on people now, coom on your brothers, everybody coom together, try to coom on each other again, right now

>this is not normal.
it most certainly is

But you're not having sex

When my wife had our first child, we could not have sex for awhile obviously. I decided to nofap and nocoom, her sex drive was down and I was working hard. But then her sex drive became crazy when she healed and I coomed in her twice..baby #2 due Aug 2020

Fakku is free for 2 weeks this is not a drill

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2 weeks is the hardest

keep going, once you hit 1 month you'll be a god.

>my wife
post her feet

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seamen all over me daddy

Fapping literally causes covid 19

ejaculation is not the same as fapping, disingenuous kike

Based. Kill the normies; fap away.

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The second you ejaculate you're going to feel tremendous guilt and failure, don't do it.

That is the natural state of males. And you must learn to live with it, and channel that energy into something positive. Men have done this since we moved out of caves. Men have forgotten how to do this.

Pornography turns off that natural state. It's why humanity is no longer in a state of achievement. Our creative energies are being collectively drained by pornography. Porn must be made illegal and socially unacceptable again, it's that much of a societal and biological evil.

You’re supposed to drink your own semen to harvest the energy from the life it possesses you colossal faggot.

Fuck you, retard. OP claims he needs to release semen. What the fuck do you think ejaculation is, if not exactly that?

If you want trad family be real with yourself-- one week of every month is porn week otherwise lay off. If you successfully knock your wife up and you'r eunlucky enough that she hates sex preggo-- 9 months of porn will keep you sane.

I don't understand nofap. No normal male in history did nofap for weeks.
You realize you can coom without looking at porn right?

fuck, I am not alone!

yes and i'm sure he won't be using some sort of external stimuli, pornographic in nature, to help with that

This. I've replaced porn by erotic hypnosis and I can literally shoot the ceiling.

Bro just go to prison and rape an inmate. It's not gay, it's the European tradition of domination.

Wtf dude since this corona thing hit I’ve coomed 5 times a day. I’ve even got a gf who wants me to come over and fuck her but I don’t wanna get arrested for breaking quarantine

this. Since I started drinking my cum, I've had bigger loads and more energy. Don't waste your zinc.

Imbecile, that's why I told him to simply release it by fucking a pillow—in the very same post you quoted. You illiterate ass.

(((They))) make cooming so easy so fighting age males don't revolt. Literally a way to subjugate the goyim.

>don't think user, just go home and cooom

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>I am full of seamen and it want to come out.. broooooos...
HAVE SEX

>be 19 y/o me
>go to army basic training
>get held over in processing for a few weeks but finally get down range
>best shape of my life
>playing with rifles and camping
>never got to do that stuff as a kid because no dad..
>really loved the army
>..
>a few more weeks into training start having wet dreams and wake up...
>EVERY SINGLE MORNING...
>with cum ALL OVER my little black army shorts
>...
>have to get out of bed and make my bunk every day
>battle buddy laughs :^(
>sometimes push the cover off and guard patrol sees
>they make fun of me all night until i wake up :^(
>sometimes the drill sergeant surprises us in the middle of the night
>have to stand at attention with cum dripping out of my shorts and then
>"HIT THE DECK"
>have to drop belly first into my cum puddle
>stand up with cum all over my shirt now
>"user! WTF IS THAT?!"
>everyone in barracks begins giggling
>drill sergeant calls me "Cumtum"
>everyone laughs
>try to argue I wasn't even masturbating
>everyone laughs harder
>drill sergeant starts laughing and has to leave the room
>get back in bed and cover my head with pillow
>can still hear them laughing
>for the next few weeks everyone calls me Cumtum, even the drill sergeants
>have to drop out of Army
>become a complete failure in life
>end up here
>i loved the army because i didn't have a dad

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why did israel attack ramallah by taking over their airwaves and broadcasting porn all day?

>Cumtum
lol

shoudda just owned it and played it off as a "healthy sex drive"

Here's the ultimate method, if you want to take self-mastery seriously. Meditate on death, every single day. Visualize yourself dying, being burried and rotting away, in as much detail as you can muster. It's going to put things into perspective really fast, all your vices will look ridiculous in light of your inevitable demise.

You can prevent ejaculation by thinking about math problems

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shut the fuck up i hate you

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