This is just pure irony lmao

Sad thing is they all should be fake.

A heavily buttered salt n vineger crisp sarnie is the best thing in the world you plonker

just had a chip sandwich today

White people don't even season their bat soup wtf

>toast sandwich
Does that even exist? Water sandwich sounds more appealing than that.

niggers season their food because they let it rot past best by date. chicken tastes fine as is.

>chicken tastes fine as is.
Depends on the cut. With skin on yes, but just skinless chicken breast, you need a bit of flavour.

Fat liberals are obsessed with food and diversity.

Do they have regional names of these exotic dishes too?

>go to Cornwall
>”I’d like a crisp sandwich please”
>shop owner has a puzzled look on his face
>”ah you must be from Manchester. Around these parts we call it taters n toast”

And then they die because mineral oil is toxic.

stalin killed millions and they still didn't eat anything

I don't know exactly but I can only assume it was created by Jews to be deployed by niggers who literally have to over-season every piece of shitty bargain bin rotting meat they ever purchase. Fact remains there isn't a single well known African cuisine and there will never be. Fried chicken and that southern soul food shit is obviously not "African cuisine." More cultural appropriation by the nog.

>Nooo you can't put things on bread they need to be on pastry or pizza dougherinos!!!

I liked ham and Doritos sandwiches when I was a kid

the brits make some of the best pastries in the world, bith savory and sweet
they make theee best pies and stews
I mean for goodness sake they invented the fucking sandwich

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Translation: The English eventually learned how to cook, thus negating the need for colonies.

THICCCCCCCCC

DON'T BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT FAIRY BREAD YOU FUCKING KIKE. I WILL FUCKING OBLITERATE YOUR SOUL AND RENDER YOUR PEOPLE INTO THE OVEN OF HISTORY.

>Best example of British cooking is unseasoned meat inside a loaf of bread
lol

Try a fried bread sarney .

Probably closest to the reality, as there hasn't always been good times. At least there's some bread too, instead just water... Which is contaminated.

begone nigger

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=MwxmXvJt9R4
And poos have cow dung patties.

thanks Ryan

don;t knock crisp sandwiches till you've tried them.

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>>Best example of British cooking is unseasoned meat inside a loaf of bread
>lol
Observe this naive pleb-tier untouchable mutt who's never had beef Wellington, one of God's gifts to mankind.

Likely never heard of puff pastry, sad really. Even plebs can buy flaky-crust Grands at the local supermarket.

Spices prolonged food expiration and have become obsolete with the invention of the refrigerator.

>he’s never had an authentic water sandwich
Uncultured swine

Industrial meat tastes like nothing or fishmeal. A nice naturally raised chicken that lived on greens and insects tastes amazing with just a pinch of salt.

With how much bread, fat and sugar they put on everything it’s no wonder why westerners are so fat in general. Not like America is any better considering our most famous food is literally just a hot dog covered in corn meal and ketchup. Disgusting

But toast sandwiches are delicious

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The crisps need spices
debile

I think the pastries are tied between France and Germany maybe even turkey. For the best stews you have to look towards eastern Europe. You brits can have your pies and puddings for the savory variants there is little contest at least in Europe.

Having to eat that is why they killed millions you dumb nigger

what did fairy bread every do to you faggot?

I guess this faggot has never eaten steak and kidney pie, shepards pie, bangers and mash, beef wellington, yorkshire pudding, fish and chips, full English breakfast or any other number of hearty and tasty English fair.

I fucking spit my coffee on the screen when I got to the water sandwich fuck you

Sorry, I don't speak surrender

Have you had wellington before? Fucking tasty.

It usually refers to (white) Americans, nor Europeans and European Diaspora more generally.
It comes from materialistic white trash people buying TV dinners, and shit like that since the 50's.

Plot twist: It was never about the spices.

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I will say this for nigs, they make good barbecue

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Mushrooms, meat, and bread. Sounds pretty english

Why are you describing a burger?

Crisp sandwich is delicious

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>bread around meat
so a glorified corndog lmao

Imaging being such a little gay boy that meat and potatoes aren't enough to satisfy and fill you up. Can you even call your self a man at that point?

Cope harder cracker.