PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLIPFLOPPING CUOMO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/31/20
c-span.org/video/?470841-1/
youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on FoxNews 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146027086001
>SG Adams on F&F 3/31/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145988937001
>SG Adams on DoctorOz 3/31/20
youtu.be/N5_A7csAIEg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/31/20
youtu.be/ibCuZkan4JM
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on GMA 3/31/20
youtu.be/r6qjxqqttPY
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo/SpecRep4VEN Abrams) 3/31/20
dvidshub.net/video/745083/
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/reyR9Wv8vjk
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>SoS Pompeo on Hannity 3/30/20
youtu.be/meFx7T7OJ-E
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/ZyD2LEnEZXU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on FoxNews 3/30/20
youtu.be/VDWDhx1_m_4
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on CORPSCONNECTION 3/30/20
youtu.be/31VdYjbehes
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on Hannity 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145897769001

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LAST ONE BY ME FOR NOW, NEED NEW OP

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i got it

MAGA

Thanks user, it's yours

You can tell which memes aren’t frens funposting because they’re the most insipid shit you’ve ever seen (until the next one).

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Teamwork makes the dreamwork

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Whoa

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Is it too early to Awoo?

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MAGA

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Who gives a shit

How'd that impeachment thing ever work out?

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a wild faggot has appeared

All Biden!

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mhga

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there is nothing wrong with being a homo, user

But of course they do

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Never too early

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No, user. It's always the right time to Awoo!

Do you have a boyfriend?

surely there is at least one intelligent statistician in their country, right? there's no reasonable way you can look at their growing numbers and call that the "peak"
here's italy's active case count, if it follows a standard bell curve then they are approaching the peak but have not gotten to it yet. but the thing is that assumes italy can prevent the situation from escalating outside of northern italy: it could very easily surge in rome and florence and naples and cause it to begin escalating again. spain's rate of growth for active cases meanwhile is still holding steady

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Likely true

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Resulted in a lot of disappointed sandniggers, user.

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Mueller is gonna save the day any moment now

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i dont trust this apple

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so cuomo has his nipples pierced. what a literal faggot.

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boosted trumps approval rating and got hi to work a bit more before he was acquitted

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COUMO PAYS FOR OVERPRICED DEFECTIVE VENTILATORS FROM CHINA

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I met some guy online, we have something going on I guess

twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1243955021978492928

stockpile = black market

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How old is he?

Heuheuhaeuh nigger speech and profanity funny

>we’ll just raise taxes later

soooo... how corrupt is this nigger, exactly?

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Probably some hood rat store, user

> surely there is at least one intelligent statistician in their country, right?
If there is any they're not paid to talk on behalf of the government

hold up! are you think what i'm thinking. i think i think it too.

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>and call that the "peak"
The derivative of the function, user. They are saying the rate of increase is flattening.

> WELL ANONS?!?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO!

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>shut the fuckup

20 something

The man's deepening the trade deficit all on his own.

He's literal property of the CCP

lmao Trump is done. Obama dunking on him, he is begging for more stimulus, etc.

Probably scared to death of Cuomo or Biden too.

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> The derivative
Maybe the second derivative because the first derivative is still positive

He's Ethiopian, so he is 100% bought and owned by the Chinese

I feel like this reads as completely true for anyone with experience in larps vs. leaks.

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Take your fucking meds and piss off, stupid schizo boomer.

fucking kek
twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1244782103839019008
>Court records show the wife who fed her husband fish cleaner (poison?) has a history of mental illness (paranoia, depression) and had considered divorcing her husband as far back as 2012.

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I only care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. How is the trumpbux shit going to work? How much money do I get? What are the cut offs etc?

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If they are coming from China, wouldn't they be covered with the virus?

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

Just waiting for news to break that she is being charged with homicide

Hmm...

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fucking wops

Also prone to being splodey

And when they get here they won't work, and they will blame Trump

Okay boomer

Sorry boy. Trump is done. The economy is gone and people are dying.

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yes, but the peak is when the derivative of the active cases curve is 0. it assumes a bell curve, where once that happens, it should become negative and the number of active cases will decrease from that point forward
that's both naive (the cases number is dependent on each major urban area, for the most part, and a subsiding in one followed by a surge in another can lead to localized peaks) and hard to predict (a one day appearance in the decrease of rate of growth does not mean that is necessarily the trend)

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homosexuals are excluded from receiving the stimulus checks. you didn't hear that?

Cutoffs: 75k for single filer, 115k for head of tamily single filer, 150k for joint filer.
Conditions: having a valid tax return for 2019, filled with a SSN (except for soldiers abroad that have special considerations)
Money you get: 1200 bucks, 2400 if joint filer

>80%

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if true...

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Well good luck with that, user.

They're not even close to any peak, not even in the log scale

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ICE doesn't raid Americans homes.

If their house is being raided odds are they are not Americans

what in the fuck? did this twitter dude post a source?
fucking cut federal funding for this rat infested City

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Obama is among the least popular Presidents in American History.

He cost Democrats the rustbelt for at least the next decade.

MAGA

Thanks for bringing that to light, not really a surprise.

(((People)))

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Always Awoo.
That's no apple; that's a nigger!

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K-Keep me posted what kinda bullshit you're gonna come up with you slimey bold faggot

mortality rate is literally less than the yearly flu

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They will definitely try to blame Trump for any defective Ventilators

>twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1244782103839019008
Wanda far surpasses Jussie for commitment and resourcefulness.

> I fed him his favorite lunch…

Don't be a homo
Post the uncensored version nao

There is a network TV blackout? What does that mean?

Like what, boomer?

>Sorry boy. Trump is done. The economy is gone and people are dying.
Imagine that your ideas are so retarded to Americans that you have to cheerlead a global economic apocalypse to level the playing field so your braindead candidate might have a shot.
Keep it coming, hilarious!

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Some don't carry it at all, others cut out of it

>illegal immigrants
>Americans

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It means Orange Man bad, so no TV coverage for him

Disgusting

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they mean ABC NBC and CBS do not cover these daily. only the cable channels do

Love this fucking video

youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

hello spring fag

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It is too late to black them out now. Like any must see TV series the audience is hooked right away and want to know what happens next. Even if all the networks black them out people will seek out the "hit show" and land on the streams. Media wants to tell people what Trump said without them having a frame of reference.

networks either shoah'd the daily briefings or do commentary to provide (((context)))

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ad

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Waiting on my trumobux

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I wish I can meet him some day, he seems like a good guy

A lefty German on Twitter who usually prates on about fighting racism (which, for Germans, apparently means cucking to Turks), posted pic related the other day.

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Oh, that's what it is.

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>Qoomers
Go back to rddit
PurpleAnon is a jihadi who praised Allah in one of his dumps
He's an Obama Muslim Brotherhood insert you brainlet

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Hey guys I'm a former Hillshill, turned Bloomberg shill, now they (Brock and media matters) want me to shill Biden.
Fuck I just can't do it, there's nothing too even shill about that's helpful in gaining him support, it's extremely hard to even just label him a decent and moral leader that America needs right now.
It's depressing and exhausting to push pro-Biden agendas.
This is sadly my last time correcting the record, maybe Michelle eim run and finally give Americans the Hope they need during these dire times.

t.Benjamin Fishben

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Trump is basically in charge of the Federal Reserve and the world is basically on lockdown.
But yea, other than that its pretty quiet on the western front.

how do i explain to some liberal faggot that eating cows is different from eating dogs?

Going to be weeks before you get it, and by that point, it'll make for good toilet paper

> DACA qualifies
for deportation

bruh, 2 oxy and 2-3 beers will solve that no sleep bullshit

plz someone big dump the market except Wendy's they good boys

kek obummer and shillary screeching only enrages Trump's base.
please let him keep talking

found some new chankoro a few breads over

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you can smell the zyklon through the headline

Somehow it's funnier in German, and I don't even speak German

Interesting...

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>everyone has the same job and hours

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$1200 it is. Thanks user.
Sucks to be you then faggot. PTG is the gayest shit on Yas Forums that includes trap shit on /gif/. Fuck off back to plebbit you boomer nigger.

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they take more time off, too. so this makes perfect sense.

I hope you can too, user.

> It's wrong for women to stay at home and devote their creativity and genius to raising a family instead of wageslaving to enrich Jewish bosses.
Stop having white babies, goyim! Your career is more important!

They have Cuomo speaking daily to pick up the slack that Biden is leaving behind

Demand an END to dangerous fake news forever!!

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ofc this retard pushes his retarded green deal every time
can't let a crisis go to waste amirite

muzzling nurses

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If the only way people will vote for you is if they are broke, starving, and angry you might want to rethink what your policy stance it.

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Why do you have this saved? The fuck, man.

Sorry, maybe you didn't get the memo.
You're supposed to be shilling Cuomo now.
So get to it

that's some communist shit right there

The best part is that even lefty Germans are getting redpilled as to how disgusting chinks are.

kek, belgium and the netherlands has a higher death rate than france, they're reporting almost 200 deaths a day each

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Are you a Q-tard? That would be sad. I don't know who "PurpleAnon" is, and that post is Anonymous. All I'm saying is most of that post passes the smell test, including pointing the finger at the right people, and pointing out that not everyone is bad. I think it's worth reading.

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>Rebound

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What is patient confidentiality laws?

And that's how you know the "reed seej" crowd are leftists at heart.

Every fucking time

Got it and tossed it, I'm done.

governor nipple also put what he got from the feds straight into storage, like a little rat. and still keeps asking for more. lmao fuck this spaghetti nigger

Will Coronachan clean out Marseille and the banlieues?

Biden really should spend this time trying to organize a campaign or get a platform or something, he doesn't appear to be doing very well in fundraising and I'm still not sure what exactly he's running on beyond "not Trump" and "not the other guy" is a perennial losing issue in politics.

user come on....you know most of that is kickback from chinkorinos.

>What is patient confidentiality laws?
They end at death, but who is betraying identity by talking about equipment.

One has been bred over tens of thousands of years as a valuable tool and and companion for mankind with a higher concept of servitude and loyalty.
The other has been bred over tens of thousands of years as a valuable source of food and resources specifically for human consumption.
More importantly, you don't have to justify shit, and you can tell them if they want to eat dog so fucking badly they can go off to China where they happily torture and eat both animals without a shred of remorse.

im getting close to 3k. sucks to be you, nigger.

That's not new! I already have that!
I wish I could make a disease. It would only target chinks and make their hearts explode.

As is tradition

>nurses
>says doctors

they can't give Biden a platform because Bernie bros won't be happy with anything that isn't that old greedy kike

Does a boss that pays you hundreds of thousands of dollars own you?

>It would only target chinks and make their hearts explode
Chinks don't have hearts, you fool.

Hold the phone here. How can a non-country have a higher beer flu death rate than an actual one?

Use this when arguing about "Educated americans vote for democrats"

full thread:
twitter.com/Peoples_Pundit/status/1245025696809914371

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>>what is patient confidentiality laws?

Something that needs to be nuked when FILMING HOSPITAL ACTIVITY IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST WITHOUT IDENTIFYING PEOPLE UNLESS THEY WANT TO.

and it also is

Something that needs to be nuked from being shared with 31 unaccountable/dishonorable deep state agencies who don't need to know you spranged your wrist.

>HIPAA ends at death

LEAVE NOW

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Those look gorgeous, uncensored pics now.

thanks user

thems the data, each of those two are reporting 61 deaths per 1M people due to coronavirus, while france is reporting only 54

TBF “educated white women” have trended blue strongly since 1992. But this is basically why that is.

He has had this virus pegged as a psychological economic weapon.

>psssst. You ever seen a grown man naked? Wait till you see my leg hairs

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some people really want us to busting into hospitals filming shit, they are trying to pizzagate this situation

What's this "Tip" icon in your window? I don't see that on my Twitter. Are you giving money to ecelebs and thots, user? Have you become a paypig?

Then what do they have then?

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The news outlets don't show Trump speaking live
They record it, edit what Trump says, and add (((context)))

Bugs.

He won’t get terrorism charges

In general a politician that can't tell you why you should vote for him without mentioning his opponent will lose. There are a lot of reasons for this, but in general if we spend the entire election talking about Trump and the things Trump wants to do Trump is going to win. I think that a lot of the shills should have seen the red flags when Hillary literally didn't have anything to talk about during debates except what she thought of Trump's ideas. It was the same shit with Romney and Kerry before him.

I get it. It's America against the Jews!

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Twitter cares more about attention whoring trannies than Fredo getting Kung Flu.

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>twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1244692648998420480

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