/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2769

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GAS GAS GAS

nypost.com/2020/03/31/coronavirus-could-travel-27-feet-stay-in-air-for-hours-mit-researcher/

This Virus is fucking monster.

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wahahahaha... what could possibly go wrong

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wow guys, we're going to end march, isn't it exciting?

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CORONA-CHAN IS BLACKED!

GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY SO SHE CAN FUCK THE NIGNOGS!

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FRIENDLY REMINDER
Loss of smell and taste is one of the least reported symptoms and those to whom it happens usually get it back after a few days and do not manifest any other symptoms afterward.

You can't fix delusional people.

ANOTHER ONE

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Look which regions its trending in

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Here's a link to an article describing a simulation that happened LAST YEAR about a Coronovirus pandemic. It was conducted at a US university.
archive.is/5DzPp

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Are there really only 553 death today in Spain?
What the fuck, that's nearly 1/2 compared to yesterday.

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what a fucking degenerate cuck...

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Spain reports twice a day user

People on Yas Forums will always be autists and a bit schizophrenic, if it wasn't this pandemia it would be something else.
What is worrying is you putting so much effort into this instead of doing productive things yourself. How are you any better?
Is not like this place is normalfag ville.

How we doing herdbros?

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Nothingburger bots don't count.

Louisiana:
1,212 new cases
54 new deaths

Reminder that Louisiana updates at noon with the previous day's numbers.

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Yas Forums schizos love the smell of their own farts so they should verify if anything happens

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 176,518 (3,431) Italy 105,792 (12,428) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Turkey 13,531 (214) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Austria 10,088 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,715 (168) Norway 4,605 (39) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,138 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (79) Ecuador 2,240 (75) Poland 2,215 (32) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,914 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) India 1,251 (32) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,730 (+290) Italy +4,053 (+837) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Turkey +2,704 (+46) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +470 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +85 (+5) Norway +160 (+7) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +137 (+2) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+14) Ecuador +274 (+13) Poland +160 (+1) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +197 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Algeria +132 (+9) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Brazil
HAHAHA fucking dead monkeys.

Next week it'll be 50ft than 100ft the week after than it'll be miles

Just like New York, they do two reports.

Shut up memeflag it's a fucking pathognomonic sign of the disease

>Nigeria quarantined its two major cities
shit's about to go down and BOY am I looking forward to it.

that's the second update earlier today i think they updated already 800

Just me and Bill Gates, quarantined from coronavirus I got pretty sick so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his vaccine! Yeah! Yeah! I drink it! I slurp it! I swallow it whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a drone ! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little autist should!~ Wa-What!

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Nice pasta. No reason to stop these threads. Just ignore everything Corona related if you don't like the topic. That won't change the reality of the situation. The virus is spreading and we have to live with the consequences of the countries reacting to it. That means mask wearing, curfews, isolation, travel ban and internal limitations, etc, etc... Thread or not, those are still there and they'll likely get worse. I can't wait to get a chip implanted into my nut sack that releases a steady flow of cancerous effeminizing estrogen.

No symbolism here

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A person died today

I need some articles showing the W.H.O downplaying the virus early on. I'm trying to compile articles but searching for it has been washed by MSM articles about Trump. Pic unrelated

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cnn.com/2020/03/31/media/chris-cuomo-coronavirus/index.html

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I heard it can also kill your smell sensory, fucking flu that can take smell and tasting for life aimrite?

Ok Chang

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based
THESE DICKLET WYBOIS REALLY THINK THEY GOT A CHANCE

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heres pasta:

Just me and Bill Gates, quarantined from coronavirus I got pretty sick so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his vaccine! Yeah! Yeah! I drink it! I slurp it! I swallow it whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a drone ! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little autist should!~ Wa-What!

Symptoms of what?

He's Chinese.

Oh, okay, thanks. Why do they do this, though?
Seems like a cheap way to minimize the daily numbers.

Redpilled here : Its a false symptom spread in order to catch liars

>78 million people died according to the simulation

This is fucking it, isnt lads?

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Loss of smell and taste are early symptoms of the disease which means you'll manifest other symptoms soon

Reminds my state is hiding cases and not testing from what i heard, dont know about others but they probably are teh same

underrated post

Quick question, thats more than a 100K increase since the last 2 days right? Awesome

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what did he mean by this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=AwFTZawOc9k check also the newer videos

>he doesnt know about the second wave
The game is just starting

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.25%) Germany (+0.06%) France (-0.33%) United Kingdom (+0.97%) Italy (+0.59%) Switzerland (-0.04%) Spain (+2.08%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (+0.84%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+5.32%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+0.01%) Japan (-0.29%) Hong Kong (+1.64%) China (-0.50%) Australia (-0.49%) Singapore (+2.55%) India (+3.99%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.63%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-76%) Rome (-46%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-23%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-64%) Paris (-63%) Madrid (-25%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-37%) Johannesburg (-49%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-32%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-67%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Can anyone recommend any good pandemic games?

I've already played Left 4 Dead (zomies are kinda lame), and Plague Inc of course. I don't wanna play The Division. I don't like online games, and third person shooters are absolute cancer. Yeah, I know about The Last of Us, but that's third person AND zombies, isn't it?

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Remember the 6 million feet goyim

evidence?

That we know of.

Testing is physically limited. The real numbers are 10-15 times bigger.

in b4
>that's only half as many as the black death, it's a nothing burger

There are like 6 or 7 people in my life who's death from corona virus would motivate my into joining our military in the hopes of one day being able to fight in the inevitable coming war with china. Might even convince me to become an american so that I can fight in their military because we they might actually win.

it's indeed yesterday was their worst day a total of 913 yet it doesn't seem like that

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Yeah I'm wearing my p100 respirator and goggles from now on. I was using just an n99 mask before. God damn I hope I didn't catch it when I went to the store yesterday

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hoodsite.com/coronavirus-airborne-video-shows-mist-cannons-disinfecting-cities-in-china/

China do this, for a good reason.

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Yeah, I already took that into account, just seeing the official confirmed cases skyrocket like that warms my heart

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Turkey is fucked at this point. Erdogan's government is too corrupt, and they won't be able to help everyone with the migrant crisis going on.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585591230737.webm

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>This is fucking it, isnt lads?

If by it you mean an extinction-level event, no.
If by it you mean CURRENT societal collapse, then yes. Things will not be the same.

is there a mega dump of all corona-chan pics? asking for a friend

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The "curve" is flattening because a world-wide effort of containment is underway, you stupid pederast.

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fair enough

>Migrate south so you can join the U.S. Army and fight the Chinese
>First orders are to march north

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According to shills, there are a lot of false positives. Also according to shills, having a common cold can cause a false positive. Doesn't that just mean lots of "mild cases" are just a cold, and the disease is far deadlier?

Bump this shit up. Fuck Communist FAGS AND BUGMAN

if you have VR:

Arizona Sunshine

This sudden hate towards Asian people seem unwarranted and uncalled for. What did them do wrong?

Well, Corona has helped every nation show its true colors
>Nothing is going on in China at all, do not look, there is nothing to see here, everything is fine, China is doing wonderfuly
>Japan gets into troubles and ships are involved
>Vietnam shoves the problem people into solitary confinement and calls it a day
>Italy pretends everything is fine and instantly starts exploding
>Spain does the exact same, but a bit later
>the french don't give a shit until the restaurants are closed
>germans proceed to their nearest testing center in an orderly fashion
>brits do nothing about it, act all smug about it, and when that bad decision immediatly backfires, they start blaming everybody else
>USA tells itself it is above that problem until shit hits the fan and does it hard

will us get 200k today?

This reminds me of when rust was good

I think those spray battalions are mostly used to be seen to be doing something, rather than actually doing much. It's a very visible thing to do, good for showing that you're taking it seriously but not much else. CCP is very conscious of good optics domestically.

dw.com/en/opinion-coronavirus-paranoia-is-outpacing-its-actual-danger/a-52179519
well this hasn't aged well

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

based

>all the billionaires are hiding on private islands, ships, bunkers, etc

>still have people calling it a nothing burger.

Thanks for the QRD my man

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I get most of mine from here
8kun dot top/ebola/res/30314.html

bump

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Asians?
Not much. If anything, eastern-asian countries have done a fairly good job containing the virus.
Chinkolanders?
They caused the whole thing and proceeded to do everything wrong.

mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

mega.nz/#F!CAFDxSSC!totZIC96T4DIGGJpun2C4g

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user, i need your thoughts on how corona will impact T levels / my balls

is this the end of the human race?

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Imagine all the people :)

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Locks down the whole world and reduces pollution and polluters and it's not over
Stay tuned

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This was pretty much every article that was posted on MSM.
It's funny that Yas Forums got onto this faster than everyone else.

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Take her if you want Chile.

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They're obviously on the payroll and playing their part for the psyop.

our savior
i just hope my balls make it to the other side

i hope they pay now for their RUMGEJUDE in syria

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yesterday an old lady dies for lung failure and the goverment said it was a false case.

Reuse the mask, bigot!

theverge.com/2020/3/29/21198715/fda-approves-battelles-decontaminate-n95-face-masks-coronavirus

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oof

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Reminder that Brazil is either hiding cases or just dumb and not testing enough. 26 year old marathon runner died after going to 3 different hospital in Brazil. 450 medical staff are infected, just in the 2 biggest São Paulo hospitals. We are fucked.
Sauces:
google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2020/03/29/jovem-de-26-anos-que-morreu-com-coronavirus-em-sp-corria-maratonas-e-pais-estao-com-sintomas.ghtml
google.com/amp/s/veja.abril.com.br/saude/coronavirus-hospitais-sirio-e-einstein-afastam-450-funcionarios-doentes/amp/

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

A cold is rhinovirus in 99% of cases

仕方ないね

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Us dutchies already beat Corona
Nothingburger

thanks fren

Fuck China

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Minecraft, you are the last human on earth, everyone else is dead, a few jews survived and live in little villigas, everyone tries to sell you something.

euthanizing yourself doesn't count

there is also the common cold caused by the HCoV

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, US. Looking at Germany, Austria, SKorea provides better numbers, which is less than 1%!
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

funny?

Yas Forums was right again.

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Are you playing any topical games during this quarantine?

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yeah
but now there are corona-hotels and quarantine extends into May

Yes, but a rhinovirus is much more common

Everything you say is true, but they could do better. Instead of emptying prisons just to fill them with those they arrest for WuFlu violations, why not let prisoners camp in tents outdoors? Released prisoners are more likely to be 'superspreaders', as are the cops they way things are being handled now.

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The point is number if virus you ingest at one time, if aerosol it’s going to be less than a handful, if vomited it’s going to be thousand or millions and then your immune system will get swamped.