>A week ago, I someone said to me “You don’t look British.” It’s not the first time this has happened but it made me think.
>My life is part of a longer social experiment. British looks like me but it also looks like Riz Ahmed and Reni Eddo-Lodge and Daniel Craig. This is multiracial Britain but it’s also Jeremy Paxman, Akala and Jameela Jamil. Britishness is changing. The country is changing. It’s time we did too.
>What is the indigenous Briton? They are me, they are us, millions of stories and a topic too vast and too big for a blog post.
>Keep a torch handy in case of power cuts during coronavirus lockdown, households told why wouldn't you keep one handy anyway?
Julian Lopez
Out on my daily Boriswalk and I saw three youths suspiciously hanging around the entrance to a path to the woods. One of them was vaping which we all know to be a dead giveaway about their degenerate intentions. As I walked passed they all walked away into the woods. I couldn't help but think that they were breaking lockdown to illicitly have homosexual oral group sex. I should have had my Boriswank before setting off.
Adam Young
Sorry to hear that lad. If he's so sick he can't work then you or your mum should qualify as his carer and you should be eligible for some more bennies that way.
Henry Young
Leave the Irish alone lad, they aren’t worth it.
Justin Kelly
Can't be bothered type out an elaborate response. Wogs out, Yids out.
girls opinion here lads, white men just aren’t masculine which is why black men get more sex
Daniel Lewis
Should have read the article you dopey bugger.
Joseph Harris
Households have been warned to prepare for blackouts by keeping torches and gloves nearby as energy networks fight to keep the lights on during the coronavirus lockdown.
Electricity networks across Britain have implemented emergency pandemic strategies and all non-essential work has been put on hold.
As people follow the Government’s instructions to work from home and stay indoors they are more dependent on the electricity supply than ever before, it is recognised.
The National Grid insists that the network has the resilience to cope, but there are fears that high level of staff sickness and self-isolation rules could see a shortage of engineers.
UK Power Networks, which owns and maintains the electricity cables in South East England, the East of England and London, has now written to all customers on its Priority Services Register telling them what to do in the event of a power cut.
Caleb Carter
i hope there's no rhododendrons in that woodland lad
Luke Wilson
Add me on whatsapp lol
Sebastian Mitchell
Dystopian Island coming your way
Julian Roberts
it can filter him even though he doesn't use a trip?
We are in process lad. He hopefully getting PIP as well, that’ll help us a lot. He feels bad having to live off the government but then he remembered how much tax he payed over the years so it’s only right they pay him back now.
Brandon Smith
i'd add you on whatsapp pal
Christian Garcia
Not raycis like, but dunna wan no hooomans at me swamp. Love me swamp. Simple as.
>I won’t lie and suggest that there is no longer a sense of community in Hackney, because there definitely is – among the white middle class who have infiltrated and colonised all of the places I grew to love.
>Children of all creeds, colours and classes would play for endless hours in the rotting mouths of rusty MUGAs, but now it plays host to the blinding Colgate white of ‘regeneration’. It relentlessly bleaches over the crookedness and imperfections of the teeth of various estates that were resilient enough to stand firm throughout two world wars, but whose bite couldn’t withstand the crunch of gentrification.
>Places where people have spent their entire lives living and working are rapidly losing their identity, and are becoming replicas of other bougie-fied areas where the white middle class have Christopher Columbus-ed entire neighbourhoods by claiming them as cool, telling all their mates to come and forming their own communities within them
I'm expecting this to be incredibly painful to watch because of Piers.
Kayden Smith
my bf is white and he pays the rent and bills and that’s why i’m with him, we’ll have sex maybe once or twice a month but when i go out with the girls, almost without fail i’ll fuck a black guy. most of my friends are exactly the same
How does it feel having Blacks complain about having too many whites in your country?
Thomas Ramirez
Lumberjacks? Whites invention mate. It’s the weak mutant men that have ruined it in the name of fashion.
Noah Butler
Goats will be fucked my Muslims It all makes sense now
Isaiah Bennett
Rare
John Hughes
>lame attempt at trolling You can stop now.
Aiden Scott
They were originally meant to be pretty alpha but Lumberjacks got ruined by basedboys and hipsters the irony behind this is that they wouldn't survive that kind of lifestyle.
how can it make sense to stop people from dispersing across wide open countryside with fresh air etc. instead it's apparently better for people to remain in densely populated areas in stuffy boxes. makes zero sense to me
Zachary Nelson
im a girl and that makes me special because most of u have never even spoke to a girl before
Bentley Richardson
imagine the gall of being an industry rep of something dumb and worthless like garden centres, going on tv and asking for billions of quid off the government.
Angel Green
Of course lumberjacks were alphas. They went out in the wild and chopped trees like this all day in the freezing cold. They didn’t care about fashion they care about work and wear clothes that suit it. That’s why I hate fashion, those who don’t care what they look like get turned into a commodity for faggot hipsters to exploit.