Brit/pol/ - Stay Indoors edition

>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52101040

>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52099252

>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684

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bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52095331
bitchute.com/video/CkoAKe4b4ONV/
medium.com/@treventour1995/thinking-english-defining-the-indigenous-briton-3831bcf4a807
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/keep-torch-handy-case-power-cuts-coronavirus-lockdown-households/
twitter.com/Cambellxo/status/1244694731092832256
youtube.com/watch?v=p4xsk-SMA_8&t
vice.com/en_uk/article/7xgye4/east-london-gentrification-rife-book-extract
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52112193
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCAphdQPck
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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=w5hQh1QvPGg

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What would he do right now?

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are you a robot, a lemming, a sheep?
bitchute.com/video/KXGkm9DXkw4B/

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Anime

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Arr Mozza

get a haircut

Kill a bunch of Irish

redpilled my mum that all women are whores

Never thought I'd actually use anti-bullying software lads.

Would you?

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yes, this tweet is real

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>WHO is accused of being influenced by Beijing after a senior official 'hung up on' a journalist who asked about Taiwan's response to coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8172031/WHO-official-allegedly-refuses-address-Taiwan-appears-hang-journalist.html

NEW MANDATORY GOVERNMENT APP TO TRACE ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS IS COMING SOON

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52095331

film your local hospital
bitchute.com/video/CkoAKe4b4ONV/

what happened lad?

use what?

cvg mong. Can't be doing with his shite even when I'm lurking.

and then suck more Rothschild cock like he always used to

Here you are, Jannies.

A nice dirty shitpost for you to clean up!

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Aye.

Coke poster called in anti-bullying software. Basically Yas Forums x or any other means to filter.

Yes. So long as she doesn't have a willy.

This says a lot about our society.

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fair play. wish spastics would stop replying to him

what's wrong with going out for a drive ?

Can't help but think that might be the solution in this case too.

Probably worth a try either way.

medium.com/@treventour1995/thinking-english-defining-the-indigenous-briton-3831bcf4a807

>Thinking English: Defining The Indigenous Briton

>A week ago, I someone said to me “You don’t look British.” It’s not the first time this has happened but it made me think.

>My life is part of a longer social experiment. British looks like me but it also looks like Riz Ahmed and Reni Eddo-Lodge and Daniel Craig. This is multiracial Britain but it’s also Jeremy Paxman, Akala and Jameela Jamil. Britishness is changing. The country is changing. It’s time we did too.

>What is the indigenous Briton? They are me, they are us, millions of stories and a topic too vast and too big for a blog post.

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there isn't anymore

Based and mumpilled.

It filters their reply out too so I don't see the pointless replies that cvg mong ignores anyway.

He let in jews becuase he belived that he'd eventually convert them to christanity and then jesus would come back

that's outrageous

we live in a society!

The government openly admits the hospitals are doing fine though?

And yet we live in one

>multiracial Britain
a more succinct word for this is "zoo"

Well Brit Anons
What will you do? They are going to cut your electricity OFF!!


Keep a torch handy in case of power cuts during coronavirus lockdown, households told

Vulnerable people have been given advice on how to stay safe during power cuts as energy distributors implement their pandemic plans

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/keep-torch-handy-case-power-cuts-coronavirus-lockdown-households/

>Thinking English: Defining The Indigenous Briton
Do you not see the contradiction there Saesneg

What a mong

Is that real?
In Bongland anything is possible.

absolute state

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Out for a comfy walk again.

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No power your phones go dead along with your internet
you will not be able to video tape what they are going to pull!

oh don't worry it's a paki writing it

lads..

twitter.com/Cambellxo/status/1244694731092832256

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>Keep a torch handy in case of power cuts during coronavirus lockdown, households told
why wouldn't you keep one handy anyway?

Out on my daily Boriswalk and I saw three youths suspiciously hanging around the entrance to a path to the woods. One of them was vaping which we all know to be a dead giveaway about their degenerate intentions. As I walked passed they all walked away into the woods. I couldn't help but think that they were breaking lockdown to illicitly have homosexual oral group sex. I should have had my Boriswank before setting off.

Sorry to hear that lad. If he's so sick he can't work then you or your mum should qualify as his carer and you should be eligible for some more bennies that way.

Leave the Irish alone lad, they aren’t worth it.

Can't be bothered type out an elaborate response. Wogs out, Yids out.

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girls opinion here lads, white men just aren’t masculine which is why black men get more sex

Should have read the article you dopey bugger.

Households have been warned to prepare for blackouts by keeping torches and gloves nearby as energy networks fight to keep the lights on during the coronavirus lockdown.

Electricity networks across Britain have implemented emergency pandemic strategies and all non-essential work has been put on hold.

As people follow the Government’s instructions to work from home and stay indoors they are more dependent on the electricity supply than ever before, it is recognised.

The National Grid insists that the network has the resilience to cope, but there are fears that high level of staff sickness and self-isolation rules could see a shortage of engineers.

UK Power Networks, which owns and maintains the electricity cables in South East England, the East of England and London, has now written to all customers on its Priority Services Register telling them what to do in the event of a power cut.

i hope there's no rhododendrons in that woodland lad

Add me on whatsapp lol

Dystopian Island coming your way

it can filter him even though he doesn't use a trip?

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We are in process lad. He hopefully getting PIP as well, that’ll help us a lot.
He feels bad having to live off the government but then he remembered how much tax he payed over the years so it’s only right they pay him back now.

i'd add you on whatsapp pal

Not raycis like, but dunna wan no hooomans at me swamp.
Love me swamp.
Simple as.

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Would you?

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Nige on LBC talking about the bin collections

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Did he get enough Toilet Paper?
I NEED TO KNOW

peter hitchens and piers morgan coronavirus debate:

youtube.com/watch?v=p4xsk-SMA_8&t

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Kind!

the government would sooner bring in the army to force sick grid workers into work

they know we'll go berserk if our comfort is interrupted for more than 12 hours

Here's another nigger whinging about whites 'colonising' 'their' areas:

vice.com/en_uk/article/7xgye4/east-london-gentrification-rife-book-extract

>I won’t lie and suggest that there is no longer a sense of community in Hackney, because there definitely is – among the white middle class who have infiltrated and colonised all of the places I grew to love.

>Children of all creeds, colours and classes would play for endless hours in the rotting mouths of rusty MUGAs, but now it plays host to the blinding Colgate white of ‘regeneration’. It relentlessly bleaches over the crookedness and imperfections of the teeth of various estates that were resilient enough to stand firm throughout two world wars, but whose bite couldn’t withstand the crunch of gentrification.

>Places where people have spent their entire lives living and working are rapidly losing their identity, and are becoming replicas of other bougie-fied areas where the white middle class have Christopher Columbus-ed entire neighbourhoods by claiming them as cool, telling all their mates to come and forming their own communities within them

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Looks like Lammy

Yes you can filter by word match so pick the likes of CFR, reinfection, the same daily mail links he posts. Image names, MD5 or size.

>bluebells poking out
love this time of year

REEEEEE
STOP MAKING OUR SLUMS HABITABLE

I sure hope so
for your sake

Hope it works out for you, would be good to see bennies doing what they're intended for, for a change.

No.
I can tell that is David Lammy from that fucking nose crease.

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White men have ruined everything masculine. Beards? Ruined. Lumberjacks? Ruined.

>Coronavirus: Plea to take virus seriously after man, 26, dies
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52112193

He would do exactly what I have done every day for a month and pray to God giving thanks for covid-19.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCAphdQPck

nice

>American men*

looks like candace owens

transitioned into a eunuch. great.

>comfy walk
It does look comfy.

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Crab trawlers? Ruined.

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that's david lammy

Yas Forums x pic related

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looks fit and healthy to me

I'm expecting this to be incredibly painful to watch because of Piers.

my bf is white and he pays the rent and bills and that’s why i’m with him, we’ll have sex maybe once or twice a month but when i go out with the girls, almost without fail i’ll fuck a black guy. most of my friends are exactly the same

Cheers lad.

?

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How does it feel having Blacks complain about having too many whites in your country?

Lumberjacks? Whites invention mate. It’s the weak mutant men that have ruined it in the name of fashion.

Goats will be fucked my Muslims
It all makes sense now

Rare

>lame attempt at trolling
You can stop now.

They were originally meant to be pretty alpha but Lumberjacks got ruined by basedboys and hipsters the irony behind this is that they wouldn't survive that kind of lifestyle.

You... you uh take any filmies of this event?

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White people have no cultu-

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you think i care what black guys say? fuck no lmfao that’s why i don’t date them i just fuck them on nights out

>PETER. PETER!!!

everyone on the 'debate' panel is cringe. they got a loose woman on for some reason.

New

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you must be new here sweetie

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Who else realised this week that police are literally just overgrown school prefects?

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>this week

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Why would a man pretend to be a woman on a cartoon forum where the vast majority of posters are men?

Nice teat for a bloke

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This

how can it make sense to stop people from dispersing across wide open countryside with fresh air etc. instead it's apparently better for people to remain in densely populated areas in stuffy boxes. makes zero sense to me

im a girl and that makes me special because most of u have never even spoke to a girl before

imagine the gall of being an industry rep of something dumb and worthless like garden centres, going on tv and asking for billions of quid off the government.

Of course lumberjacks were alphas. They went out in the wild and chopped trees like this all day in the freezing cold. They didn’t care about fashion they care about work and wear clothes that suit it.
That’s why I hate fashion, those who don’t care what they look like get turned into a commodity for faggot hipsters to exploit.

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luv me Brexit
luv me Israel

simple as

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>menswear
Pathetic and flaming pink gay socks to top it off.
Why would you save this pic.

white men have no style anyway fashion won’t help you lmao

Post your weeping slot

Fucking cunts and fuck Vice

simp

Stormzy with lightened skin and in drag.

Do you have one of these for Sargon?
I wonder what it's guess as to which flavour of mystery meat he is

Pube son, you’re a sad sad man.