/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2768

► Detected: 824,256 (+39,596) ► Died: 40,659 (+2,891) ► Reset: 09:20:23

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 204 countries and territories infected —
— 2.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,434 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
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Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
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Austria forbids entrance to supermarkets without masks
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25% of Britain's NHS doctors are out sick or in isolation
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Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
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>RESEARCH
Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Testicular damage
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27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
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Survives up to 9 days on different materials
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>REMINDER
China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
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WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
13:01: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Saudi Arabia.
12:49: First death in Tanzania.
12:36: 160 new cases and 1 new death in Poland.
12:39: 204 new cases in Japan, including 78 cases in Tokyo.
12:29: 65 new cases and 2 new deaths in Puerto Rico, United States.
12:25: 77 new cases in Croatia.

>SOURCES
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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

TRUMP IS INFECTED

First for death to white people

#StayAtHome, bro! We need to make what the government, influencers and media are telling us to do! #StayAtHome watch scripted TV 24/7 and we'll tell you how to think and behave, stay tuned! Don't you dare to turn it off!!
If you see somebody doing something different report it to police ASAP, it doesn't matter if is a friend or even family, just do the right thing and report ASAP!!
And remember to never dare to question anything, don't dare to think objectively, just listen to our mass media broadcasting 24/7 at max volume and #BeAHero #TogetherAgainstCorona

And remember:
>#GoVegan
>#CloseGyms
>#BanGuns
Stay weak, docile and in compliance with mass media at home.

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niggers

BACK TO WORK

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What do her panties smell like /cvg/?

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Step 1: Introduce Problem
Step 2: Stoke flames of panic and fear in media
Step 3: Unveil and enforce "temporary" lock-down and draconian measures worldwide
*You're Here* Step 4: Claim lock-down and draconian measures worked (cases going away)
Step 5: New normal, although problem is gone we can never have that problem again so Draconian measures stay in place (see patriot act) while some lockdown restrictions linger
Step 6: Social unrest due to economic collapse from step 3
Step 7: Vaccine and digital implantable global id and digital global currency needed since all these countries collapsed

Congrats, you gave up your world and the little freedoms you had left over a Television virus

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Soon™

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>obvious fake retarded chinese data point
>lol ruins your chart
>never fixes it
wow nice graph doofus

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>more deaths than generals

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corona chan is so cute

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Cases surged in the United States today, as the President of North America, Donald Trump, announced 12.5 million new cases with 5 million new deaths.

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Cardinal close to Pope tests positive for virus
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>Italy reached the peak
>Lombardy only 1.000 new cases
>more people recovered than dead
>5 ITALIAN vaccines in development

Trump was right. By Easter we'll go back to real life.

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Daily reminder that
NONE CAN CONTAIN US
Not the chinks not gooks or japs and CERTAINLY not mutt creatures

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Post dancing corona-chan please.

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Like bat piss

40k deaths

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Do we really have to go through all of this shit just because of a really small amount of old age people?

What is the sense of this?

Japan is no good
Today, news of the acquisition related to the Olympic Games flowed in Japan.
The Japanese government is traditionally a liar.
However, many Japanese do not openly blame them.
Because they fear that if they blame them, ninjas will come and be socially killed
The only thing that can blame their actions is only big politicians or karate masters.

Is it true that italians are not doing enough tests anymore? No tampons?

Another day another datum.

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chink tests are shit
we knew that already

INFECTING (You)

youtube.com/watch?v=Vwmi_JsQ2mA

do you have the 800k version?

>almost jumped 1k deaths between threads
This is getting scary, anons.

40k deaths

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S&L strains having a good ol' scissor time?

tfw family practitioner called 10min ago and i tested positive for corona

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Did you color that yourself user?

Has Bill snapped yet? How is he coping?

I remember the good ole days before my state was infected.

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he's a habitual face-toucher, i hope he catches this shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=X7A1GAuNkj8

Like bat soup prolly

What is the trend like for non-Lombardy cases?

all of these are built for BBC
Put that peanut away, whytboi

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It's time to go to work and buy the dip. And I'm all outta jobs.

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40k deaths

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Niiice

Just me and Bill Gates, quarantined from coronavirus I got pretty sick so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his vaccine! Yeah! Yeah! I drink it! I slurp it! I swallow it whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a drone ! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little autist should!~ Wa-What!

Just wait
If this virus is real, surely it's what you need?
To break and change the system?
Unless, as is most likely, you're a glowie

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What the fuck is wrong with his eyes? looks like a chink disguised as the white man.

>ITALY IS RECOVERING

>muh they aren't testing people anymore
is useless to test people when they are stuck home
>muh 2nd wave
we are protected from a 2nd wave because we will ban amerimutts and spaniards to enter the country once we have solved our cases

>thanks Cuba, Russia and Albania for helping us

>fuck you EU, Brussels, Germany and Northern Europe in general for not helping us

>fuck u china for spreading this cuck virus so that i cant fuck my gf you chinkniggers

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Why was it retracted? Makes a lot of sense

Yes. They're testing far less than usual, but the ratio of infections/case is still going up. It's still spreading despite the lockdowns.

40k deaths

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More threads than deaths per thread

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Phase 1 trial won't start until November at the earliest, so vaccine by next summer at the earliest if one is even possible to develop at all because of ADE

looking for timelapse map in this style of by county, ca, nyc, usa... italy, iran, etc

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EL JUSTO FLU

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Just because you don't test doesn't mean it isn't spreading user...

Why are there still only 6 dead in all of Miami-Dade?

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The problem is that there is no treatment, and the people for who it goes wrong need intensive treatment and clog hospitals.
Compared to all forms of flus, it has a pretty high death toll.
So the big issue would be Corona becoming a yearly occurance. Imagine having massive traffic into hospitals every year with little to no treatment possible for people who will be here for days and require some of the priciest upkeep.
THAT is the big issue.
No healthcare system anywhere on the planet could handle it year after year.

Italy graph user here, things are slightly improving as tests per positive cases have gone below 15% to 13% with Lombardy's lockdown in effect.
South of Italy, cases are rising, so we may possibly see an increase tomorrow, depending on whether they bother testing.

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Italy is nowhere near the peak. They simply stopped testing. Infections are spreading as fast as ever.

China is getting back to work folks. Maybe they weren't lying about the numbers after-all. I mean, S. Korea basically has the same numbers and I doubt they are lying to us.

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real graph for the frenchie who asked two threads back

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It's because many still have trust in systems that those more cynical have already accepted as flawed. In the U.S. I never trusted 80 year dago Facui becuase I just assumed he's biased since he's personally at high risk and also influenced by his paisans in the old coutnry. To the more naive, Facui and the government are like the lookout prairie dog and when he makes a warning cry those who trust in that lookout system get worried.

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>Germany
go fuck yourself pasta nigger, we took you patients when you ran out of beds

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Getting mixed numbers, did confirmed cases jump up to 823k?

Fuck off, newfriend. /cvg/ has been saying to stay at home AND buy guns since January.

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15 million were dead be February in China

damn no emojis

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it isn't spreading, we are locked in our homes for at least 1 month and people here actually wash themselves so it will end soon for us

fuck yourself nigger or ukranian cuck.

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Given that we can explain the obvious outlier, it is perfectly acceptable to omit the data point for analysis purposes.

>no deaths in India
new hip thing called "lying"

Strangely, like NOTHING...
Come to think of it... I can't smell ANYTHING anymore.

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In a few days it'll be more threads than deaths per hour.

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40k deaths

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Reminder it only took you patient zero to get to this point

china hides number
unrecord number higher
still growing
it is easy to call everyone else a schizo

>Germany
We are literally taking your patients you dumb nigger.

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cope

take your meds schizo

Are they? I still see thousands of docked cargo vessels and the Yangtze River empty all the way up to Wuhan.

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F
NOW GET OUT COOFER

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thanks,greece.

took like 2 patients? hahah pathetic

Thread info says 824k

someone post the most recent corona chan expansion gif please

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he looks like the basedboi meme

Doing a heart hand together

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because you say so?

anyone have sanitary advice for a shared porto potty ?

Just me and Bill Gates, quarantined from coronavirus I got pretty sick so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his vaccine! Yeah! Yeah! I drink it! I slurp it! I swallow it whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a drone ! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little autist should!~ Wa-What!

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Getting better Italy?
Tourists would want you vaccined now.
You know that already ,don't you?
Wanna some?

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Every single person hasn't left their home even once?

>Mass protests in Hubei and Jiangxi
>Back to work

Svenanon! I haven't see you in a while

Step 1. Pretend there is no problem
Step 2. Hire WHO shills to claim air travel restrictions aren't needed
Step 3. Pretend there's no pandemic while the Chinese Virus spreads
Step 4. Act like MUH RAYCIZZUM is more important that disease control and border restrictions
Step 5. Beg for money while sucking off China at each opportunity
Step 6. Pretend like steps 1-5 never happened and act the "told you so" scene
*you are here*

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u took 2 patients