What is Yas Forums's ideal dog breed?

Is it the German Shepherd?

>high IQ
>prized for police and military work
>disciplined
>loyal
>can defend you

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Any breed that
1) Doesn't resemble a rat
2) Won't kill me in my sleep

I'm not very picky

>pets
Don't you mean 21st Century Plague Rats?

>meme flag
>anti-dog

hello ahmed, you done fucking your sister?

Caucasian shepherd
Kangal
Rhodesian ridgeback
Belgian malinois
Leonberger

Slide thread

They rape little boys.

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anything that is not a shitbull or a ankle biter.

My alarm clock every morning, 7:25am

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German Shepherds and Rottweilers, definitely the best doggos I've had.

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Labrabull.

Yeah 'cause making panicky threads on the Rona is going to be useful when all you can do is watch a graph go up every evening for another half-year and mudshits aren't even bombing anything anymore.

Breed is called German Shepherd for a reason.
They are the best and most efficient dogs.

So cute.

If your dog doesn't have blue eyes he's not white.

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Samoyeds!

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They're both brilliant breeds.
100% Pur können die nicht sein. Die kriegen Behinderungen am Hintern.
You taking the piss right? They're brilliant at practically everything.

Border collie - highest iq (see Chaser), working dog, attentive, loyal, loving, will defend you and your animals.

I've fallen in love with Schnauzers. I could love any dog I'm sure, but these little bastards are so ridiculously loyal and obsessed with their masters that it's impossible not to love them back, and to love them even half as much as they love you is, I'm sure, to out-love any human marriage in history.

Decent aesthetics, not the best combat ability but not entirely incapable, high-but-not-the-highest-IQ, mostly-disciplined-but-somewhat-stubborn, but maxed out in loyalty. I love 'em.

>Die kriegen Behinderungen am Hintern
?????

I like the Akita no training to kill required get one of those bad boys as a puppy and it will defend you with it's life only dog breed I've ever had only one I ever will have

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I don't know you, but you're my friend. Having an aggressive dog is only going to get him killed. Your dog should be an alarm and nothing more.

I've always wanted a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Too bad I'm apartment living right now saving for a house... I don't know if that will ever happen now though

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My boy right here

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I have 3 german shepherds. One white, one black, and one saddleback. The white one is super athletic, but super skittish. The black one barks at literally anything. The saddleback one is the most normal all around german shepherd.

In many countries the law will have your dog killed if it kills an intruder. Yeah, he is dead, but your doggo will die too so I wouldn't get a non-barking killer dog as protection. Much better to be woken by the dog barking and attacking the intruder and then shoot the intruder in self-defence than waking from the inteuders final scream and see the police take doggo away and kill it. Also, pvcharkas and kangals and other dogs with too much protectipn instincts are dangerous with kids. They will kill your kids friend if kid and friends fight.

So cute, are they vicious?

Black labs are my favorite dogs, smart and they love you unconditionally. Your going to wear yourself out playing fetch though

Pitbull, if you raise them properly they are adorable pets. Blame the bad owners, not the breed. People need to understand that pitbulls are just slightly harder to train before they get one.

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if you want maximum protection (from a non nigger-tier dog) buy pic related. Downside is that they are fucking expensive

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And black people are criminals because of socio-economic factors.

I got a rotty, big old smelly teddy bear.
Love that nigga like you wouldnt believe, If I start yelling or if his mama does, he gets mental.
I don't want my dog for protection, that's my job, hes a good boy and loves tug of war and his little zipline harness so he'll stop hopping the fence to violate the neighbor's corso.
All dogs are fine dogs, had a dobie, two chihuahuas and a couple bostons over the years. Never met a pup I didn't like, I just get em rescue, better to save a lil buddy than fund mills in my book.

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An den hinteren Beinen werden die manchmal schwach, weil sie zu oft ingezuchtet wurden.

checked, hope your dog helps you against robberies and shiiiieeett

Yeah their fur is a pain, gets madded up way to easy, can be extremely happy as well, at least the ones my great uncle always raised

What do you guys think of Australian Shepherds or Corgis as a family pet? Maybe a Lab? I looking for friendly and good natured

And they go for the kill straight away so they are useless everywhere except in the most rural areas.

Pit bull

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Try the canadian fagadoodle

I've pretty much only had Border Collies from working stock.
They're great dogs and extremely intelligent, training takes almost no effort and the amount of things they'll do through implication, without training is really astounding. There are all kinds of phrases I can use that he understands the meaning of.

>t.dogfucker

fuck off, shitbulls should all be put down

Swiss white shepherd
Best dog i ever owned

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Dogs dont have IQ. There are no IQ tests for dogs.

God that's satisfying

Labs.
Labs are fucking tanks.
Aint scared of no shit either.

There is NOTHING a Lab won't try to charge head on...to play with.

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Blocks your path.

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All my relatives in Croatia have these on their farms to protect the chickens and other livestock. . They are huge and terrifying

the Isabelle breed

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Not gonna lie, that reminded me of niggers and muslims. They keep on pushing and being aggressive pieces of shit, despite all of nature knowing how it will end, they keep on attacking until finally the tiger/white-man decides to defend himself. Pitbull/shitskin instantly dead.

Most border collies don't have blue eyes. I've had one that had heterchromia irridum.(one blue eye, one brown)

giant ones or the standard/mini?

Aussie sheps are wonderful, my mamaw had a one and my sister later did.
They have a ton of energy but slow down gracefully (so long as they are watched for hip/back problems)
Labs are classic, the dog's dog, cannot go wrong with one, smart as fuck too.
Don't know anything about corgis except that they are cute and surprisingly agile.

Two seconds.
hillspet.com/dog-care/training/dog-intelligence-iq-test

Nice try kike

All dogs are red pilled on the Jewish question.

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I love my german shepherd. Hes smart, but kind of hyper and retarded. Hes got great character. Doesnt see me as his master at all but likes me.

What a terrible analogy. People get pitbulls for protection, people neglect pitbulls and do not understand how to raise them properly. The dog gets traumatized through bad upbringing, or at the very least they are undisciplined, and only a fraction of undisciplined pitbulls lash out.

>fuck off, shitbulls should all be put down

Are you even a fucking man? Imagine being that afraid of a dog, you pansy little fucking loser.

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Kek

>I've had one that had heterchromia irridum.(one blue eye, one brown)
it was a glow in the dark robot dog you retard. He infected everything with microphones. You are already dead, bro. F

Berger Blanc Suisse (sometimes erroneously referred to as a white shepherd, which is in fact just a German shepherd born with a white coat). They are an offshoot of the German shepherd bred for health and working qualities, not show. Not that there aren't great gs out there, just that many breeders got away from the original intention.

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That article literally admits there are no IQ tests for dogs except ad hoc improvised tests that the author made up 5 minutes ago with a random "points" system.

hey kendra

That's exactly what it reminded me of too. Lots of false bravado then when it SHTF....

Border collie or german shepherd. Any big livestock guards too. Nogbulls, whippets, handbag rats and poodle scum need to be mulched into fertilizer and spread over rape fields.

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German shepherds, golden retrievers/labradors(idk which are the usefull ones) and caucasian shepherds are the only good dogs
>indoors

>Imagine being that afraid of a dog
Wait until it latches on to your face. I've seen some shit on this site man and certain breeds are to unstable in their mentality to be utilized as family pets.

Pitbulls are genuinely awful dogs to keep as family pets. It's all fun and games until it's chewing on your 12 year old.
They earned the reputation through the 20th century from selective breeding. Pitbulls have quite literally been bred to be aggressive and their jaws, destructive.

The aggressive dogs were never culled out meaningfully and there are plenty of pits that display the traits granted to them by kennels designed for dogfighting. Put them all down and let God sort them out.

shut up, a french bulldog can't play lassie, you've clearly never owned a dog or a foreskin

Imagine defending a shit breed.

I have had both labs and Aussies. I would say for a family pet get a lab. Aussies are good doggies but very hyper and energetic, also very smart and if you don’t train them they can get very bored and depressed. For an slightly less smart dog but all around good family dog get a lab. Any color it doesn’t matter as it’s the same dog.

Pitbull

I like Huskies. Also english otter hounds. Irish Wolf hounds are also great. But Black Labradors are massively underrated I love those loyal big personalities bastards.

Thats not related to IQ at all so whats your point?

German Shepard have been ruined by misguided breeding.

>Are you even a fucking man?
Enough not to warrant having a hyper-aggressive shitbull to compensate for overly high estrogen levels. Imagine defending the dog equivilant of hood niggers.

The only patrician choice.
belgian malinois

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For me, it's the Pharoah Hound
>looks mean as fuck, is actually civilized and wants to get along
>enjoys larping as an ancient breed
>has describable blush response like white people

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a werewolf raised by Nazis and feed with jew flesh

If a dog attacks you, you're shit at having dogs and you fully deserve it. Not even a full wolf is going to attack you without good cause.

Don’t have a pic of her rn, but best dog I ever had was a black husky/lab mix that looked like this
>inb4 mutt
If you don’t rescue dogs you’re a nigger, these dogs need homes. Current doggo is covered in scars from her old owner

It will get better one day.

Had enough of dogs. I work as a postman, and thus I encounter alot of people, and dogs, on a daily basis.

I honestly have 10 dogs a day trying to bite me. Thank god they arent running free but on a leash.
Last week a woman and her dog entered an apartment building I was going out of, the dog started charging towards me. I thought I might die, thank god She grabbed the leash a second before he got to me.

I saw a random guy get bit in the calf by one of the dogs that constantly bark at me.

My dad had a german shepherd when I was a kid/teen, scary as f, 52 kg heavy with black fur. Bit my dad straight through the hand, not by mistake. Fuck dogs.

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Forgot pic

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>Is it the German Shepherd?
Nope, inbreeding has fucked up their hind legs. Dutch or Belgian malinois is essentially the same breed but without the inbreeding issues

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>In many countries the law will have your dog killed if it kills an intruder.
Many countries need to be invaded it seems

I'm sure the 9 year old family member of the dog deserved what she got.

Keep perpetuating the system dumb nigger

Dogs have IQs and some have higher intelligence than others.

You can't say they don't because there's no pencil and paper test for dogs to take, that's just being a typical jew.

I like Mals as much as shepherds

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There are multiple ways to test the smartness of a dog.
Sadly there is no way to rank the greediness of a jew. There are simply not enough numbers to represent the result

This and also
Irish Wolfhound
Malamute
Beagle

100% this