/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2767

► Detected: 819,026 (+34,366) ► Died: 39,794 (+2,026) ► Reset: 09:59:21

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 204 countries and territories infected —
— 2.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,434 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
archive.is/7tSPy

Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
archive.is/x49YJ

Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
archive.is/wtD5f

25% of Britain's NHS doctors are out sick or in isolation
archive.is/nRoor

Austria forbids entrance to supermarkets without masks
archive.is/iMxoM

>RESEARCH
Growing number of "recovered" patients test positive again
httpss://archive.is/s11s3

In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/B9viJ

Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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28 year old doctor dies in Spain, no previous conditions
archive.is/7VOw4

>REMINDER
China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
archive.is/LgF0m

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
13:01: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Saudi Arabia.
12:49: First death in Tanzania.
12:36: 160 new cases and 1 new death in Poland.
12:39: 204 new cases in Japan, including 78 cases in Tokyo.
12:29: 65 new cases and 2 new deaths in Puerto Rico, United States.
12:25: 77 new cases in Croatia.

>SOURCES
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youtu.be/B7kYSavD0Sw
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts
youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg
rsf.org/en/news/turkmenistan-bans-word-coronavirus
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/
youtube.com/watch?v=6QVn5NcfZUg
polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-31/lekki-katar-okazal-sie-koronawirusem-8-latka-z-krotoszyna-zakazona/
youtube.com/watch?v=goiq6oAwLt8
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392
thesun.co.uk/news/11283830/girl-12-youngest-die-coronavirus-europe-belgium/
youtube.com/watch?v=kZdGPvd7EWk
youtube.com/watch?v=Hhc_Xgz0-rc
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
youtu.be/i7OaDY8gFk8
youtube.com/watch?v=THyykFsRwqQ
cdc.gov/chronicdisease/resources/infographic/chronic-diseases.htm
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.24.20042937v1?fbclid=IwAR0x-ChnXvbd_tOuJiRvHD5Gni0yTuL1QOvkJ8PpX9yaT7yp7FOCwdKG150
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CONFESS YOUR SINS, /cvg/!

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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

>me, trynna act tough after i catch it
youtu.be/B7kYSavD0Sw

>818,703 infected
>39,784 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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#StayAtHome, bro! We need to make what the government, influencers and media are telling us to do! #StayAtHome watch scripted TV 24/7 and we'll tell you how to think and behave, stay tuned! Don't you dare to turn it off!!
If you see somebody doing something different report it to police ASAP, it doesn't matter if is a friend or even family, just do the right thing and report ASAP!!
And remember to never ever dare to question anything, don't dare to think objectively, just listen to our mass media broadcasting 24/7 at max volume and #BeAHero
#TogetherAgainstCorona

#GoVegan
Close gyms; #NoMoreTraining
#BanGuns
Stay weak, dosil and in compliance with mass media orders at home.

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>even Rivers Cuomo got the fucking chink flu

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NY up to 76000
Once the death lag kicks in thing are gonna get ugly

So apparently social distancing and lockdowns are working well.

Working too well.

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Nothing burger

More than 60% of the population has at least one underlying condition, like asthma, COPD, high blood pressure, arthritis, diabetes, high cholesterol etc.
The "only sick people die from corona-chan" narrative is a giant cope
What are they going to say when 18-year-old asthmatics start dropping dead because of no hospital beds or respirators? "It's just a flu, bro"?

>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

>video
youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg (embed)

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>if you eat it i'll sit on your face user
what do?

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>Massive viral loads

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>china strong

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Threads are so fast nobody will actually notice that im lesbian and communist.

N-no, it's still happening! L-look' two people died in Saudia Arabia today! 40,000 80 year olds world-wide since November is actually a lot. Here is how Corona-chan can still win...

I NEED WHITE PILLS RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA FLIP.

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genius Turkmenistan found the cure

rsf.org/en/news/turkmenistan-bans-word-coronavirus

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corona chan is so cute

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The real bad ones won't be until the economic depression hits us.

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Bat soup

4.053 NEW CASES
837 NEW DEATHS

Leaked numbers from insider pastabro

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When will I be needing my preps?

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Friendly reminder, if your (((Jew))) are actually that powerful, they have more than enough resource to create their own virus, spread it across the world and with only them have the vaccine

Good, remove the weak and faulty from the gene pool.

MASKS MAY WORK SOON
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It begins.

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Can we reach a million before the weekend?

>eat chink
>let bat sit on my belly

This. Fuckers dont realize how vague are the 'underlying conditions'. A huge chunk of population has some problems.
> btw 32 female whale died in poland

>dosil
You ESL's are working hard today.

Based trips of 'two more weeks, bro ;_;' cope.

i didnt prep but i have tons of alcohol

Michigan resident here. Corona Chan is becoming more powerful everyday. Shit is getting bad!

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 174,684 (3,400) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 10,038 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,685 (168) Norway 4,605 (36) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,860 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (78) Poland 2,215 (32) Luxembourg 2,178 (23) Philippines 2,084 (88) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,914 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,353 (3) Greece 1,314 (49) India 1,251 (32) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +10,896 (+259) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +420 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +55 (+5) Norway +160 (+4) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +283 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+13) Poland +160 (+1) Luxembourg +190 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +197 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Greece +102 (+3) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Algeria +132 (+9) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1) Lithuania +42 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 (+2) Tunisia (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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COLLAPSE NOW PLEASE COME ON HURRY UP I'M GETTING BORED.

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We need to socially distance and stay at home so they can properly calibrate the 5G surveillance state panopticon they're setting up. Yes you will have Universal Basic Income, yes you will live in a neo-favela, yes you will eat the bugs, yes you will have a barcode tattooed on your forehead at birth, yes you will take the vaccine, yes you will be a slave.

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Deaths from accidents and general stupidity are down so far from Previous years that they total more than all the CV deaths. lol Nature likes balance. All thanks to the lockdown itself and not as many people going outside.

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>ban coronavirus
>replace it with chinkflu

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that's right goyim, get back to work

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okay, what the heck? is this legit? jumped 10k from last thread? did some large country just report in?

Post tits

Good, my packages will get here soon then.

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

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> reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm.

virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes


reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm. virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

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i'm convinced there are more shill here than in the other boards

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ENGINEERED CHINESE VIRUS!
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/30/china-researchers-isolated-bat-coronaviruses-near-/

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Considering every PCR test is qualitative and rate of error is not being reported they are practically all useless in ascribing cause of disease or death.

Someone can have the covid strain and be fine while someone else can have it and be struck by a bacterial infection that may have nothing to do with the presence of covid.

But if you die with covid in your system that is automatically the cause of death according to the government I guess but if you spent anytime in medical research you know ascribing cause of death so recklessly is dangerous and highly inaccurate until viral load testing and clinical history of each patient is thoroughly examined.

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i'm betting on thursday

It's all fake. youtube.com/watch?v=6QVn5NcfZUg

Theoretically yes.

i thought the spacepope was a lizard.

Now do Americans and see how it "exploded"

I've been eating naked beans almost every day for breakfast, my shits are amazing

Also thanks to this I've lost alot of weight, no Zog feed or soda has changed me alot. I may have gone down from a size 42 to 38 by now. Thanks for showing me the way.
Still at it huh? You guys need new proxies, we know what flags you use.
Checked for truth
Glad Italy is plateuing, they don't deserve this, only China does


Also NC is getting bad in cities with nigger cattle. Most of us are still doing well.

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based peabrain of ignorance
3 months and you still haven't learned how the chinkplague works. pathetic

Patience little one, the longer you wait the better it is

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+50 cents

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this virus STOOPID

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Everyone in China is dead though. No new cases to report.

>Deaths from accidents and general stupidity are down so far from Previous years that they total more than all the CV deaths. lol Nature likes balance
Just wait until large parts of the workforce starts being unemployed for a longer time, suicides, alcohol abuse and similar things will skyrocket
"misfortunes never come singly"

>DA JOOS ARE USING DA VIRUS TO PUT DOWN DA WHITE MAN AND REPLACE HIM WITH NIGGERS

Take your pills Cletus.

it looks perfectly normal compared to the province of Taiwan and South Korea, which followed similar approaches of tracking and testing
(except for the one jump in the middle having to do with a changing in the definition of what counts as a case, retroactively increasing cases)

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So first they say masks won't help and now they're recommending them?? WTF???

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polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2020-03-31/lekki-katar-okazal-sie-koronawirusem-8-latka-z-krotoszyna-zakazona/
>8yrs old with coronavirus
>gets runny nose
It's just a flu

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UK MINISTER MICHAEL GOVE IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=goiq6oAwLt8
HE IS REDDER THAN A BEETROOT!

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broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392
>woman 65 difficulty breathing

837 deaths in Italy
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Beans are fucking based.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.25%) Germany (+0.06%) France (-0.33%) United Kingdom (+0.97%) Italy (+0.59%) Switzerland (-0.04%) Spain (+2.08%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (+0.84%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+5.32%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+0.01%) Japan (-0.29%) Hong Kong (+1.64%) China (-0.50%) Australia (-0.49%) Singapore (+2.55%) India (+3.99%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.63%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-76%) Rome (-46%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-23%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-64%) Paris (-63%) Madrid (-25%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-37%) Johannesburg (-49%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-32%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-67%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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at this point, i'm utterly unsure who is talking shit and who makes good prediction
nothingburger? already peaked? this is just the beginning? i got no clue anymore who is right

i just know, that i wish for a happening

BUT TRUTH DOT ORG TOLD ME THIS VIRUS IS A HOAX TO STEAL THE ELECTION FROM TRUMP

The doombrains here aren't interested in anything besides fearporn.

Meh, it'll be fine here in a month. It is no worse than getting snowed in for 4 fucking weeks in winter. Fuck I hate that.

>graph fake

checked

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thanks you, saved

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20k deaths in a week since march 24 world wide, and deaths around the world has been ticking upwards, looks like this big burger gonna kill at least 100k in 2 odd weeks time

"HURRR I PUT REDDIT IN THE PIC AM I COOL YET GUIZE? CAN I JOIN THE DEATH SQUAD?"

Cringe faggot wants to watch everybody die of Chinese plague

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that doesnt change the fact that its going to overload the health care system ya fuckwit

Spin a hoop, who the fuck is you?
Who the fuck you know, nigga? No, nigga

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WERE ALREADY AT 3K DEATHS AND ITS ONLY 4 PM GMT

what will happen first? 1,000,000 cases or 200,000 recovered

Obesity is not even counted as an underlying condition.

we can both cherry pick thesun.co.uk/news/11283830/girl-12-youngest-die-coronavirus-europe-belgium/

And, how do we know those deaths arent the cause of something else. Just because you may have covid in your system doesnt mean it was the cause of death.

>numbers already plateaued in many areas

Take your meds, schizo doombrain. Italy's numbers peaked over a week ago now.

>Meh, it'll be fine here in a month.
Ok Bill Mitchell

N-noooo. I wanna believe! 500,000 bongs DEAD by now.

Now, gimme some money for my super high tech 13 year old (((simulation models))) that said to burn down your economies.

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>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

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the real redpill is government response which these threads distract from. fuck cvg. cia fags

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Asian nurse with frickin glasses whats that telescope shit? +10?

>doesn't understand satire posting

>Okazało się, że dziadek dziewczynki udał się do poradni okulistycznej w Krotoszynie, gdzie spotkał 75-letniego kolegę, który kilkanaście dni później zmarł zakażony koronawirusem, choć to nie Covid-19 był przyczyną jego śmierci.

>it's definitely not corona-chan that killed him, goyim!
Yeah sure, just a (((coincidence)))

get em'

he is dead inside
poor man

Christ you're stupid.

How old is this article?

>So first they say masks won't help and now they're recommending them?? WTF???
They are desperately looking for a way to end the lockdown. If they give everyone masks they can say "Back to work" and if people get sick they can blame inappropriate mask use.

Its the china style strategy to get the economy moving again. Looks like USA will also get its "Second Wave"

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Hey bros, I just jerked off to tranny porn, and now I feel disgusting.

That is all.

That or the kid has a good immune system
F
Yea I actually love them, that, creamed corn and carrots have been enough to live off of while watching animus and playing vidya, I recently started to learn to draw aswell as the based snufikin poster reccomended it's actually pretty fun.
Fuck off faggot, reported for spamming

>the whole world in quarantine

it IS happening

uh...but yes, countries collapsing, riots and piles of bodies in the streets would be fun, tho

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Funny enough, i called him a turk cockroach. He not inly not understood what i was saying and freaked out like actual greek could do, call me vodkanigger at least, he's so lazy shill he didn't even put my answer in google translate or something. I bet he's posting with a gun to his head or receives payment in doshirak. Or maybe both.

you going to jail if wear mask

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Based boris

Fucking kek

Italy numbers are in

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threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


the real redpill is government response which these threads distract from. fuck cvg. cia fags.

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We are just nearly pass the first month of the at least 18 months of Corona-chan before the vaccine and already there are posts like this
America will be the second country go for herd immunity after lockdown after 1 or 2 months, just like how Brazil right now

>Mum just sent me a surprise cake from a fancy bakery
How the fuck do I disinfect it? I've only been buying washable/microwaveable food or non-perishable stuff. Don't want to just bin it because it was so thoughtful of her and looks tasty as fuck, but also don't want to get coof.
Can I throw it in the oven on a lowish temperature or something? If I try to quarantine it for a few days it'll be basically stale.

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Did I miss anything today?

What about NYC?

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I hope lots of Chinese get lynched because of this. I need more .webms of Chinese getting their animal torturing, disease spreading asses beat.

bill mitchell is fucking losing it

Stop watching porn/hentai

>south korean data
But they have different genetics. The data for white people is different.

16.5 cm but i flex THE HARDEST

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TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
>TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
>TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
>TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY
TODAY NEW JERSEY IS GOING TO HAVE MORE POSITIVE CASES PER THOUSAND TESTS THAN LOMBARDY

Corona will never reach 60k daily infections ever again

Tell me what day Italy reported the highest number if new cases. Then tell me how many days ago that was.

Go on. You won't because you are a seething doombrain.

B-but bong government told me they don't help me

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If it has a plastic top just spray it down with boiling hot water

Step 1: Copy file name.
Step 2: Go to Settings.
Step 3: Select "Filters & Post Hiding"
Step 4: Check the "Filter and highlight specific threads/posts" box and click "Edit"
Step 5: Click "Add"
Step 6: Paste the file name in the box.
Step 7: Select "Filename" in the drop box.
Step 8: Check the "Hide" box
Step 9: Click "Save"
Step 10: Click "Save settings"

There you go, you won't see this retarded spam anymore.

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>satire is when I regurgitate US State Department talking points
ok

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your mother is killing you with kindness enjoy your covid19 cake

Why are people like this?

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40K DEATHS

It's over for me, bros.. My doctor just called and said I tested positive for COED-19..

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someone needs to make a nothingburger version

The number of daily death is slowing isn't it ? We've been on the 30k range for like 4 or 5 days.
The happening is over right ?

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i wouldn’t worry that much since death rate is .02.

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


the real redpill is government response which these threads distract from. fuck cvg. cia fags

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There is no NYC only Zuul.

youtube.com/watch?v=kZdGPvd7EWk

Christ 2% of millienials and zoomers are going to die?

Jesus that's some fearmongering

filtered

How about I shoot you in the face and say you had a heart attack? Dumb fuck.

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why no, i won't stop fishing for digits

and that would be a good thing. Unironically.

>Cringe faggot wants to watch everybody die of Chinese plague

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How dare you doubt Corona Chan??

>quarantine for a few days
user, that shit survives on stainless steel for 9 days.
you would have to quarantine it for two weeks to be safe.
you might want to look into if kung flu survives the freezer.
if it doesn't, then just toss it in the freezer and then thaw it out.
your mom sounds awesome.
my mom beat me.

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Also sad news a 12 year old died from COVID19 in Belgium yesterday. No underlying conditions.

Get a UVC box to sterilize it with UV and Ozone.
If you cant buy a box, buy a bulb, build a wooden box and run the uvc builb inside the box.
UVC rays will make you blind if you look at them longer than 1/10th of a second so only turn the bulb on when its inside the box.

do a dry run with a normal bulb so you know no light leaks.

this will only get worse

F

Are you retarded?

based sethposter

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Yeah, it's over. We will be back to normal by the 1st of May

NOT THE HECKING LOLIS

Att: Northern Ireland Fags.

Just a heads up that Craigavon Hospital ICU is no full and overflowing and if you die from Coronavirus there, the NHS has instructed all Doctors NOT to resuscitate you.

>I tested positive COED-19
hot

we do know that the deaths in general are severely underrepored due to lack of autopsies on dead people who died from the coofs but didn't get officially diagnosed with them, people dying at their homes, people dying from other things besides direct complications with regards to COVID etc.

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Tests in Italy

28/03: 35.447 (5974 positive)
29/03: 24.504 (5217 positive)
30/03: 23.329 (4050 positive)
31/03: 29.609 (4053 positive)

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pretty unlucky and rare seeing how that happens to like .0001 percent of children.

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02


the real redpill is government response which these threads distract from. fuck cvg. cia fags

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Do you honestly think you'd survive it?

FOOL
THE IMAGE YOU POSTED PROVES YOU WRONG
AS DOES BILLS TWEET

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Other than fact of her being B*lgian

Just eat it...

That article doesn't say 0.02 you retard. You mean 0.2, and that's not right either

or maybe testing is fucking up

And now we wait for infection to fill the prision system

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Why did this guy record himself tearing his own dick off?

Holy shit 2% of us young people are going to die and another 10% will probably have life changing crippling lung problems. Thanks dude thats scary

>dry run with a normal bulb
that's really smart.

Being Belgian is fatal in 100% of cases sadly.

How is the number of tests rising?

> WHAT IS BRAZIL, INDIA

youtube.com/watch?v=Hhc_Xgz0-rc

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If you used a qualitative viral pathogen test to ascribe cause of death you would get your med license revoked

Based cope-user.

It was literally over 60k yesterday, what are you talking about?

>people with underlying conditions deserve to die

Again, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

But arent they testing less though?

They're not slowing, new high of 3703 yesterday
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/

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F

Yes, I bet you would know, mister neet.

anal cunt should be the official band of Yas Forums

Oops misread it as cases. Were already at 3k deaths and there's 8 hours of reporting left

Yesterday was the record of deaths (3700). The distribution has changed, and lots of deaths are reported at the end of the day.

YOOOOOO

Finally found the song that guy in Spain was dancing to
youtu.be/i7OaDY8gFk8

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Dumb jahy

I would happily die if it meant that the modern world did as well.

I remember reading that 60% of adult muricans have at least one underlying condtion lmao.

And we still have some hope for USA. They have decent testing capability, and they are clusterfuck.
GODSPEED Corona-chan!

4

keks

org

bring the lolis to us, they are save here and we take care of them

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Because it will go higher, I agree

youtube.com/watch?v=THyykFsRwqQ corona live

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it's been between 58-68k the last 5 days, showing no more signs of continuous growth, much less exponential growth, at best it seems to stagnate at linear growth

it might be a bit too early to jump to conclusions, but it hints that we might've already hit the peak, of course only if the reported numbers are actually representative and not just the result of a limited number of tests

Don't know how to feel about this virus. All I know is that it's totally fucking with my vacation in Mexico. So FUCK YOU CORONA CHAN!

hopefully 1 mill of them will die

? 60k yesterday more than day before

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Clickbait. This may well represent the world's first clickbait singularity. On the power of dramatic headlines pushed by fading TV news channels and struggling dead-tree newspapers, not to mention click-hungry web sites, we've shut down the entire freaking global economy.

Of course """leaders""" are on top of it. They're the quintessential normies, and reading the room is their most basic skill. To be seen as not taking the "crisis" seriously is inconceivable.

But at its core, this is all about them sweet, sweet clicks.

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10:30 AM in Colorado

talking about deaths , the only solid metric since most countries only test critical cases.

It is happening, and it's obviously not a nothing-burger. It is only "peaking" because of shut-downs all over the world to slow the spread; so it's disingenuous to go "muh it's not growing as rapidly anymore, told u it was nothing burger!!!" when it's only slowing down because of an extreme governmental response that discredits liberalism as an ideology.

Nothing

Burger

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this
I have plenty of space for cute lolis in my flat.

it's already made it into a few, and leftists are losing their minds.

FUCKING NOTHING BURGER

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get thos digits SON

Meanie

for real though no meme answers.......when can I travel and go to restaurants?? it's all I want to do. I just like eating and traveling in big cities until this dumbass meme virus came along

it's a nice touch, you'll be fine lad

if it came in a box, wipe it down, wash your hands and then eat it

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Could you stop dumbfuck shill

>South Korea's population: about 50 million
>Consistently breaks the 100 new cases per day mark even after controlling the outbreak

>China's population: almost 1.4 billion(roughly 27x more than SK)
>almost never breaks the 100 new cases mark after supposedly controlling the outbreak

hmm... really makes you think

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running out of old people

Think this is what I'm going to do. Just spray the packaging down with my bleach/water mix and hope for the best.
>The COVID-19 coronavirus could last up to two years at below freezing temperatures if it is similar to coronaviruses from the same family.

cdc.gov/chronicdisease/resources/infographic/chronic-diseases.htm
and 40% have two or more

90% of current growth comes from like 10 countries.
Once it hits third world countries harder and they actually test, numbers will explode.

Yeah I realises you were talking about deaths. They're quite a bit higher now than they were 24 hours ago

there has been a steady decline in our public services. autopsy's are very rare and getting a medical pro to look at a dead body was difficult even in the good times. Thinking that there is some super team of scientists poring over every detail of every death as the corpses are literally being tossed in the truck is the definition of delusion. No one knows. Everyone is lying, panicking, and just trying to make it through this with their power intact. Posting your (((expert))) opinion amongst a mob of fucking degenerate trap fetishists and nazi larpers is the definition of cope.

vagina detected

nice now all I need is some glowsticks and mdma.

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Massive surge in cases today as North American President Donald Trump announces 12 million new cases in the United States of North America today.

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italians test like 50% less since one week

It's more about the testing strategy. At this point the testing is a bottleneck. At some point we will see an explosion of cases based purely on the experience of our local environment

>"Grandpa Bill's pretty hardcore"
based

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Khuya rồi tắt máy đi ngủ đi cháu. Post nhảm tốn tiền điện cùa ba me

24 hours ago
>► Detected: 748,140 (+24,749) ► Died: 35,392 (+1,328)

Day ended with 60,000+ new cases and 3700 deaths (record)

Now
>► Detected: 819,026 (+34,366) ► Died: 39,794 (+2,026)

We're heading for a record day.

Probably in the summer at the earliest

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Is the fun over?

It seems like even though some countries have yet to hit peak numbers they've already speculated and done the calculations of the best/worst case scenarios. Governments at least in first world countries wont collapse or even crack, the death rate wont cause much panicking since it'll be under control by May, the virus itself isn't mutating causing more types of problems.

At best we're still living through an major event that will be written about in textbooks and cause some economic troubles that effect the 2020's. No Happening, no reason to be scared or panic buying.

Guess I'll wait on China to fuck up this hard again in another decade.

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Deaths:recoveries

Italy
12,428:15,729

Spain
8,269:19,259

USA
3,402:6,215

GERMANY
682:15,824

Something's fucky here...

WHERE IS THE PEAK
>WHERE IS THE PEAK
WHERE IS THE PEAK
>WHERE IS THE PEAK
WHERE IS THE PEAK
>WHERE IS THE PEAK
WHERE IS THE PEAK
>WHERE IS THE PEAK

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>~1000 less tests daily because their population is falling by the same amount

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>threadly reminder
>threadly reminder
>threadly reminder
>threadly reminder
>threadly

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>i trust chinese numbers

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it only means that testing + isolation + social distancing + better hygiene actually works in isolating the virus
if they get stupid and end the lockdown earlier than they should, numbers will go back up in a jiffy

could happen, but then again, who cares about third world countries?

Germany, France, Spain, Turkey and the US will report a lot by the end of the day.

G-guys... W-where is Garry?
Didn't see a post since days

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Like 65% of mature US citizens have at least one underlying condition. And i believe they didn't included obesity, which alone covers 40%. So yeah Corona-chan can send 1 million mutts back to Satan. Maybe even 2 mil. if we're lucky.

Tough decision leafbro. It'll be a close race. I think 1M cases will edge out 200K recovered, but they will both happen the same day.

Is this really true though?

Germany has their own unique way of counting the dead. 70% of their deaths had no comorbidities. So they are writing off lots of people.

>hey guys on the day after Hiroshima no one there died from a nuclear explosion therefore there was no nuclear explosion

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Germany for the win!

You can't have a pandemic happening if third world countries aren't fucked.

full house

>4
2 actually

"pretty hardcore" is gen x's way of saying "based"

your NSR (nigger suckoff rate) has reached critical levels: 99.9%
seek medical attention
other anons, please help this lost soul by asking him why he sucked off all those niggers

BCG VACCINE MAY HELP AGAINST COVID-19.
ALL MEXICANS HAVE IT, MEXICO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
FIRST WORLD BTFO


medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.24.20042937v1?fbclid=IwAR0x-ChnXvbd_tOuJiRvHD5Gni0yTuL1QOvkJ8PpX9yaT7yp7FOCwdKG150

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Works like a charm. Fuck those spamming cumrags.

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digits

Our recoveries are estimated, not detected.

This, although I am getting a little impatient myself. We just have to believe in our queen.

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fugg lads i want a spanish gf right now

>Same as yesterday
It finally reached its peak

>flag
Never.

>underlying conditions include asthma, obesity, high blood pressure, and many other things
He does realise that more than 50% of the US population has "underlying conditions" right?
Obviously more less healthy people will die than healthy people--what does it even mean to point that out?

I want everyone to die.

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+40 BMI is.

I live in California.

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dude, how are you doing your 2x1?

That's the martian pope

Does it look over to you?

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