>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
bbc.co.uk
>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
bbc.co.uk
>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
bbc.co.uk
>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk
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First for are Mozza
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i’m a girl ask me anything
you've gotta be a bot
shaun kevin peers
Whats the sound of one hand clapping?
>inb4 cl-
I'm so lonely
i automatically assume every bloke with a fade is gay t b h
I just can't stop lad.
If you’re into bbc, I highly suggest you quit now
As a recovering blacked addict, I can attest that this fetish will seriously fuck you up. It’s really much worse than other fetishes. One of the most powerful and destructive of them all.
It all started when I was browsing /gif/ looking for something to fap to. I came across a thread dedicated to “monsters on human girls” or something like that, mostly sfm. I really liked it, but since it was such a niche genre, I figured, “hey, interracial is the next best thing”.
From there, I pretty much exclusively fapped to blacked shit. Initially, I didn’t think much of it, I just figured this was something really hot to fap to. But then it started to get much darker.
There’s this general on /trash/ called /BLACKED/, and it fucked me up in ways I couldn’t imagine. Tbh, I was already fucked up before I went there, but I think that place accelerated my decline.
I started hating white people, and couldn’t stop imagining every girl I saw getting blacked, including my own sister. I started cross dressing and craving black dick. I created an entire persona with a backstory and everything, then I’d go onto Omegle and talk to black guys about what a slut I was. For about 2 weeks, I genuinely thought I was becoming tranny. I would roll up my bedsheets into the shape of a dick, and then imagine I was deep throating a black guy. I think that’s the point where I realized I was really sick.
Since New Years, I’ve been making an effort to cure my blacked fetish. I’ve had a few relapses along the way, but lately I’ve felt good.
The only problem is that, no matter how much I cut down porn, the THOUGHT, will always be there. That’s the hardest part, removing the THOUGHT, because right now, women getting fucked by black dicks will ALWAYS be hotter than white dicks.
If I can remove that thought, then I will truly be cured. Until then, I guess I’ll be stuck fapping to solo images and cartoons.
white guys just aren’t sexually attractive mate
Real bread
Real bread
Real bread
once again you didn't link
no vaccine for science deniers
...
>93% CFR
it jumped up by 2% today. we are totally fucked.
>And Peter Hitchens who writes for the daily mail
nO I DoNt
I will be your friend :)
White guys are the most sexually attractive that's why most sex symbols are all white men in Hollywood and sport.
Shitskins are so ugly that we have to give them pitty places in the media.
xth for thinking an alien virus would be able to just wander on down through the atmosphere at 40,000 km/s and then casually infect earth life
>"Peter Hitchens joins us today, who writes for the Daily Mail-"
>"Mail on Sunday."
>"Right, sorry, writes for the Mail on Sunday."
This is one of the best daytime TV gimmicks because it always happens lmao I can't believe it's unintentional, it's like a sitcom running gag
people are overrated tbph
>Coronavirus Vaccine in 18 Months? Experts Urge Reality Check
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no vaccine ever. we're dealing with a coronavirus with HIV genetic code. scientists have never been able to make a vaccine for either of those things. enjoy your ADE-induced cytokine storms if you ever take any of this poison.
ventilators don't work mate
white men are only attractive if they have money mate black men are attractive on a physical level unlike white boys also hollywood is run by insecure white men so it’s racist
if your haircut costs more than £7 you're a spiceboy
Downvote this boomer cuck Tommytard:
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>its a different editorial team
th for r nhs
>Catching coronavirus in your 80s 'does not mean you're a goner': Chief Medical Officer says even the elderly are likely to survive disease but may need to self-isolate during crisis which could see NHS run out of beds 'early'
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the 93% CFR in the uk disagrees with that first statement.
Pube you’re a weird weird person
cut your own hair t b h
cheers lid was looking to this
Dear schizos,
Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.
Come back to the real world.
>t.
So bored...
I spend £100 on my haircuts although I get a haircut like every one and a half years
White men are always the most attractive, with or without money. White men are simply superior in all conceivable ways. Life is a cruel mistress. I'm sorry that you are born with shit coloured skin.
Talking Pictures TV just showed tits
Chubby little hamster face
fuck off virgin
>I get a haircut like every one and a half years
He's comedian pilled
Pretty much. I was gonna cut it short but then the lockdown happened.
Do the Noncehunters know about Eddie's shenanigans?
Who the fuck is this guy
state of it
Pube is the Noncepolice.
NEET WORLD ORDER
went to tesco, what a complete nightmare. queues to get in because only a certain number of people are allowed in the store, you cant go in with another person, security patrolling the aisles telling you how far you can be from other people, a special entrance/exit door. not on this. gonna shop local next time.
simple as
>Coronavirus airborne: Is coronavirus in the air?
express.co.uk
i have shoulder length hair but i cut it myself every couple of months, or when it starts getting stuck under my shoulders in bed.
it's either that or a skinhead, because i could never be arsed with the idea of styling every day.
It's cool, /cvg/ said it only kills Asians.
Science is strong with /cvg/.
sars to covid
comes up to cell
to the receptors...
he's in!
passes to protease
cheeky transcription
lovely
to nucleus
goes for golgi...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLL
28 billion - nil
mine costs £0 because i do it myself
Bet Reece mogg hates it
The last frame before the Apocalypse hits - from the movie "This is the end"
>no comedy names
let down
already knew westminster was full of pedos mate didn't need this to confirm it
21 million+ deaths in china alone. the death toll outside of china is 3-4x higher than the official numbers. realistically, we're looking at maybe 23-24 million deaths right now.
Try Morrisons
>could never be arsed with styling every day
Same. Mine is a bit too long at the moment. I just put it in plaits so it’s out of the way. Not like anyone is gonna see me right now. I might just chop some off
Shit film
My hair is long as fuck, Id been meaning to get it cut for ages but I always put it off because I hate going to the hairdressers
Just going to wear a hat for the next few months I suppose
illuminarti confirmed
lmao
i know its amateur hour
>I just put it in plaits
hack the planet dude
white men will always be more classically handsome and women will go weak at the knees at the sight of a strapping white man, even black girls are. A woman given the choice will go for a handsome white boy over an ugly massive flat nigger nose
>covering something to be proud of
nearest morrisons is in the city centre so it's probably worse. just gonna go to the local farm shop or costcutter/spar. even aldi in the poor part of town had huge queues the other day
lmao this has done me in
Disappointed it isn't a picture of a 900 turbo tbqh
i’m a girl mate and i can tell you that’s not true at all lol women like masculinity and white men just ain’t that
Yh, like a feather indian
like this?
this post sponsored by shaun k peers
listed lad i'm a girl right so what i say goes
lmao
I thought Aldi stores had long queues anyway, along with Lidl. I thought the panic buying would’ve calmed down by now. I guess people have nothing better to do
These guys were right
>i’m a girl mate
you know what to do
Speak for yourselve I'm hot shit
i don't think its panic buying anymore, they just have dumb policies about social distancing/how many people can come in. the stores were well stocked
>1 month ago
“The crisis will be here in 2 weeks. You need social distancing measures”
>3 weeks ago
“The crisis will be here in 2 weeks. You have to stay at home”
>2 weeks ago
“The crisis will be here in 2 weeks. You have to stay at home. We will look at subsidising businesses.
>1 week ago
“The crisis will be here in 2 weeks. It is now illegal to leave your home. The government will subsidise wages”
>today
“The crisis will be here in 2 weeks. You have no more rights. It’s illegal to go outside. The government will track your movements. All your money will be provided by the government. We are transforming our country into communist totalitarian states for your own good”
Lol no. I’d post a pic but I’m Asian so I’d rather not. Pretty much exactly like this. Maybe one of these days I’ll cut it off and do a before and after here.
post body with timestamp now. simple as
hello based department
are retards actually expecting some kind of socialist revolution to happen when this is over ?
Bag of steaming hot shit more like
newfag
>I just put it in plaits
>waaaah the man wants me to stay indoors and be economically inactive while he suspends mortgage payments and bans evictions
I heard Morrisons started doing that but I’ve been to 3 different stores, multiple times and none of them tried that shit. The shelves were stocked and the stores were empty. Middle of the day.
You arent that lad that posted from a glasgow kfc trying to front pube that time are you?
Would you marry Lily Mo, even if it meant you’d have a Welshman as your father in law?
slight tweaks
he knows, just like the leaders of romania and hungary blamed the (((media))) for its war hysteria in 1939
I've noticed that The Guardian keeps describing as 'Brazil's far-right president'
Boris, Simon Hart, robo-raab and gove sum up britpol perfectly
looks too much like her dad. i'd be thinking of him in Frost Nixon whilst doing the deed. "come with me, as we go through, the keyhole"
too much makeup
slag pantaloons
Not white so not a wigga or anything. No
they did that in china. it didn't even slow the spread of the virus. 21+ million people died in 4 months.
Too good mate lol
Almost 400 deaths today, that's up from 180 yesterday, bringing out total to almost 2000. And they are not counting deaths outside the hospital and we are only at the beginning.
yup and most of East Asia as well.
hitchens btfo
Yet they'll never ever EVER describe a commie leader like Maduro or Xi as far left OR a muslim/minority authoritarian dictator in a 3rd world shithole as far right.