I managed to contract the fucking virus

My immune system is dead, body refuses to repair its self on a surface level. All I did was go to a hospital for a seizure, was immediately administrated medication then sent home. It’s like the flu on steroids; legitimately the only way I could describe it. My hands are tearing open and refuse to heal.

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That looks like the hand of piggy bong with a BMI over 40 and beatis. Got some bad news for you. Ain't gonna make it.

looks like youre overweight too. not good. this virus is especially deadly to fatties.good luck op ill keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

I’m 6’ 6” and 220lbs. Gymcel, no previous problem. Also I’m northern Irish so brits out

Yo nigga that herpes

Eat plenty of meat eggs and cheese. Vitamin C.
Your body needs resources for this battle.

Yah nigga what's a meat egg?

Pretty sure that's only Swine Flu

top kek im 6'4" 270 and I can still at least make out tendons on the back of my hand

>no previous problem.
>All I did was go to a hospital for a seizure,

I hope you and your entire shitrace sink into the sea greatest ally

that's just your diabeetus.

>never having put a meat egg in your face hole

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Here I dropped this ,

Cut a hole in a prime cut of steak and cook and egg in it. Throw the circle part away. That's the filet mignon. add lots of oil to make sure the steak fries. It's delicious, thank me later.

folic acid

>obese + hand tattoos
You deserve to die and will receive no sympathy here.

Kek im 7’5” and 370 and still have my 6-pack abs

That's what you get for being a seizurefaggot. You should have an heroed long ago. I hope the Chyna virus removes you from the gene pool.

You hand looks like a pig’s hoof. I think the least of your worries is the chinky flu, you probably have diabetes which is causing your body sores.

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>body refuses to repair its self on a surface level
That’s because you have diabetes, you fat fuck. Better fill out your will

>he's never had a meat egg
Why even live

Rip bruv

That sore on your hand just above your bracelet is herpes

>1. Hives is a symptom of a billion diseases and medications, as well as allergies
>2. Why is every person who posts pictures of their hands obese?

Based. OP deserves death.

I made these once. Egg yolk + meat is a taste orgasm.

Holy shit that look good.
How da fuck you make em?

Here's the thing mate, nobody in England, Scotland or Wales wants anything to do with Northern Ireland. And all those 'British' cunts over there that want to retain UK rule are fucking Irish. I mean listen to 'em. They are clearly fucking Irish. So what the fuck? All you've got to do is have a fucking vote and then rig the results like they did over Brexit. Easy.

>knuckle tattoos
>chain

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Looks like AIDS/Cancer.

You have more serious issues than coronavirus, user.

320lbs maybe lmao

Agreed, I'm in a dirtbag trade and I don't hire guys with job killer tattoos.
I've got degenerate tattoos as well but at least I kept them off my face, neck and hands.

You faggot, everyone's hands blister and get small sores on them once you start obsessively washing your hands. This is a larp, dish soap will fuck anyone's hands... your skin gets so dry that your prone to cuts being worse, I have a parrot with talons and the small slices he would give me now have become large cuts Due to hands being so dry... what urges make a person come and here and say " today I will cry wolf!"

>meat egg
A WHAT now? A fucking 'meat' egg? It's a SCOTCH egg you ignorant savages.

You should have never got the FLU SHOT

Yeah, we call them Wiggers here in the States.

>obese
>knuckle tattoos

bye loser!

Fuck you we invented it and it’s called a meat egg

I’ve seen junkies have that problem years ago. He’s a junkie

Can back this up. 29, male, lived in Essex my whole life. I have no fucking interest in N.I and I don't see why we can't just say "fuck you" to them and force them to play nice with the R.O.I, or at least become their own separate government without leeching on ours.

Just looked it up.
Many thanks.

How long does it take debilitating symptoms to occur? Need to know, got to prepare.
If I get the coof and die, I don't want my family taking a gander at my hard drives, if you know what I mean. Nothing illegal, but obviously you wouldn't want your family stumbling across "ye olde' spank bank" or your Yas Forums folder.
Currently got it all on one drive, plan to pull and smash at first sign of coof.

>seizures
>fat
>finger tats
you aren't gonna make it

Sorry to have to tell you this OP but you’ve been diagnosed with acute faggotry.

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look for scotch egg recipes
its meat cooked around an egg, people figured it out in the 1600's, you have the internet

Kek

No
That just looks like really dry hands. My hands look like that (worse) if I wash them too often especially with alcohol

>meat egg
wtf, literally never heard them called this. It's a scotch('d) egg you fucktard.

Can confirm. Have been washing so much breast pumping stuff for the wife that my knuckle has cracked. Hot water + soap is rough on hands.

I have seizures because I’m a severe alcoholic, if I don’t drink every few hours I slip into psychosis.

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My hands are cracked and dry right now because of the cold air and constantly having to wash them (I work with food.)

OP is a larping faggot.

Fuck off you twat, they were invented before the fucking pilgrims landed and turned your beautiful land into the shithole it is today.

The tattoos were forced on me because of my gypsy heritage, it runs in the blood line. We receive them at 14.

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Fucking guy has probably never had a homemade coconut either lol

Man do you have fucking AIDS that’s worse then corona.

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My hands are cracked and dry and I've not been washing them constantly.

Op sounds like he has scurvy. Wounds opening up and not healing is caused by lack of vitamin C. 17th century sailors used to get this because of a poor, unvaried diet.

What horrible junk food diet is Op on?

You're a fucking zombie you rotting freak! wtf did you do, google image search thinks you're a vegetable.

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OP no offense but you should clear that up before you start worrying about Corona

It took 2 days for the fever to start

im 14'5 and 900 i have 6gorllion pack

added to faces of Yas Forums

plenty of time for one lasts spank.

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He’s a severe alcoholic. I used to be one too (but not to the extent that he was.) Wounds that normally take days to heal would take weeks.

Taper under medical supervision since you have DTs. How did you let it get this bad?

Supplement: iodine 500mg/day, zinc, vitamin C from natural sources.

hy·po·chon·dri·a (hīpə-kŏndrē-ə)
n.
1. The conviction that one is or is likely to become ill even though there is no medical evidence of illness.
2. A psychiatric disorder characterized by excessive concern about having a serious illness. Patients formerly diagnosed with this disorder are now often diagnosed with either somatic symptom disorder (if physical symptoms are present) or illness anxiety disorder (if physical symptoms are not present). Also called hypochondriasis.
3. Plural of hypochondrium.

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If this is legit.

Based on your body fat level, do not consume anything except water and a multivitamin for a minimum of 72 hours.

4-5 days would be ideal. This will put the body into autophagy and it will be able to cope with the virus.

>Exclaimed the british man with such impotent rage is monocle fell from his face and he spilled his tea everywhere