/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2766

► Detected: 809,414 (+24,754) ► Died: 39,566 (+1,798) ► Reset: 10:33:14

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 204 countries and territories infected —
— 2.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,434 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
archive.is/7tSPy

Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
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Austria forbids entrance to supermarkets without masks
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25% of Britain's NHS doctors are out sick or in isolation
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Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
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>RESEARCH
Under 1 year old in the US dies to COVID
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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Resistant to antivirals
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Infection might cause male infertility
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First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
13:01: 110 new cases and 2 new deaths in Saudi Arabia.
12:49: First death in Tanzania.
12:36: 160 new cases and 1 new death in Poland.
12:39: 204 new cases in Japan, including 78 cases in Tokyo.
12:29: 65 new cases and 2 new deaths in Puerto Rico, United States.
12:25: 77 new cases in Croatia.

>SOURCES
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mobile.twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/1243550960334581762
youtube.com/watch?v=fC8ljpr6yuo
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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

It's not April yet jew

The death count is unimportant for gauging how much worse things are getting. Is the amount of infected stabilizing or getting worse?

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From the World Health Organization (WHO): “Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) technical guidance: Laboratory testing for 2019-nCoV in humans” [2]:

“Several assays that detect the 2019-nCoV have been and are currently under development, both in-house and commercially. Some assays may detect only the novel virus [COVID] and some may also detect other strains (e.g. SARS-CoV) that are genetically similar.”

Translation: Some PCR tests register positive for types of coronavirus that have nothing to do with COVID—including plain old coronas that cause nothing more than a cold.

Also check the 75% false positive rate for asymptomatics

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Ching chong
Ping pong
Try at least setting your VPN to Italy

typical schizo unironically hoping for a million deaths overnight

Hey y'all, martbro here.

Do you have any advice to raise my body temp 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit while the company pays for my absence?

cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/31/coronavirus-walmart-will-start-taking-all-employees-temperatures-before-shifts.html

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Ostensibly Brazil. Legitimate? Lots of bodies.

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burger reporting, saw this in a local walmart

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Don't forget to pray for Ramadan+Corana muzzie removal

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I demand my packages

>GLOW NIGGER RUN GENERALS

THE VIRUS IS FAKE

>GLOW NIGGER RUN GENERALS

corona chan is so cute

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extreme hangover

need someone to edit this image
i need hin wearing a full face respirator

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Don't shoot me :)

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repost cos im autistic and dumb and stupid.
> is soap and water a normalfag meme or is it a “better than nothin” type of deal? i have alcohol gel and other virus killing alcohol stuff but i might wanna start rationing that and use soap to stretch my supply.

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JOURNOPOSTER, IF YOU HAVE THE NEW ITALIAN DATA LEAKS DROP THEM HERE!

about a bottle, maybe even half a bottle of robitussin long acting cough syrup or gels..might zonk you out if you take too much i'd try half first

China has to pay for what they've done.

The west should demand reparations.

CHING CHONG BING BONG KARATE RICE CORONA

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LMFBPAO I haven't seen anything boomerly autistic as this yet!

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Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever

youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8?t=56

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DO SOME JUMPING JACKS YOU MURICAN FUCK.

saw this last night but i went to bed before hearing if the vid was likely legitimate or fake. interested to know. the footage looks legit, but the bodies look weird to me, almost like plastic mannequins. would be interested to know if any more info came out about this

I just want my packages

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Σε έχει βαρέσει η απομόνωση στον εγκέφαλο?

what's up with him? is he right or wrong?
what's his theory?

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>Some PCR tests register positive for types of coronavirus that have nothing to do with COVID—including plain old coronas that cause nothing more than a cold
AKA the tests are bad. Again.

only 1k infections and 380 deaths in Lombardy
its over

I'm here. I'm just waiting for the graph, a few regions are missing

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This. Lombardy data pls

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

Emerging evidence suggests many more people are infected. than tested. In Vo Italy, at the time the first symptomatic case was diagnosed, about 3%, had already been infected – most were completely asymptomatic.

We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate. In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

Go away, habbeding fags.

Do people like that really think they'll survive? They can't even move around properly. Yeesh.

Got any more colored versions?

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Yes, hug a chink

>already 1,798 before Italy
Ouch.

>no don't close the hecking borders EU

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Yes soap is good

that's some top tier boomer shit right there, love it

soap and water is fine mongoloid. even alcohol hand sanitizer doesn't always kill viruses as the contact time is way way less than the needed exposure. you are better off rinsing hands very good with soap and water and rinsing off any viral particles that way. in fact I think dumb normies think hand sanitizer is magic and thus end up spreading sickness worse

Look at this shit. These generals are up and running literally 24/7, by a despicable group of sad shutin virgins celebrating the mass death and suffering of the entire planet, along with a literal circlejerk over a cartoon personification of the deadly virus causing it. I've seen some disgusting fucked up shit in my day but this takes the cake. And these are the people you share Yas Forums with and call your fellow anons. Horrific.

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Problem India?
Those tigers won't save themselves now ,would they?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 165,580 (3,186) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 25,150 (1,789) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 10,038 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,681 (167) Norway 4,605 (36) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (78) Poland 2,215 (32) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,914 (26) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,792 (+45) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom +3,009 (+381) Switzerland +264 (+36) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +420 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +51 (+4) Norway +160 (+4) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+13) Poland +160 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +197 (+5) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1) Lithuania +42 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 (+2) Tunisia (+1) Moldova +55 (+2) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Macedonia +44 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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? Speak in english, Yas Forums is international board, faggot

social distancing in India

mobile.twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/1243550960334581762

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i had to unsub since he's a virus denier like all other gatekeepers

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

> reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm.

virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes


reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm. virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

> reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm.

virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes
i love how so much of CVG pride and arrogance stems from
>we were ahead of the curve!
>msm downplayed it!l at first!

they were told to downplay it so they did. they downplayed it so it would spread. if they hyped it initially then we would have reduced the spread. they didn’t want that. the msm didn’t downplay it on accident.. those were the orders. they downplayed it to aid the spread and reduce response. they didn’t make an honest mistake. neither did the who.

for being redpilled you guys are slow to connect the dots. that’s why these threads are trash l.

How's it looking with the regions you have now bro?

Hes on absolute bullshit with this, I think he's just in denial right now.

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>NANUET, N.Y. (WJW) — A New York man refused to let his 21-year-old son back into his home after the college student went on a spring break trip to Texas.

>According to the New York Post, 51-year-old Peter Levine tried to get his son, Matt, to end his vacation early.

>Matt Levine and his friends from Springfield College visited South Padre Island, a popular destination for spring breakers. The group spent many days congregating outdoors and listening to live music.

>Peter Levine says he spoke with his son every day, urging him to come home.

>“I was aggravated. The news here was getting worse and worse,” said Peter Levine, referring to the coronavirus outbreak.

>When Matt Levine and his friends were ready to return from their trip, Peter Levine told them there was “no chance” he would pick them up from the airport.

>When they arrived at his home via car service, he stopped them from entering the house.

>“They got out of the car near our driveway, and I said, ‘Stay right there! Do not go any further!’” Peter Levine told the newspaper.

>He told the college students that they were no longer able to stay with the family as originally planned because he couldn’t risk Matt’s grandparents getting exposed to COVID-19 or any other potential germs the group may have encountered.

>“I love my son, but they were not sleeping here,” Peter Levine added, “I said, ‘If any of you have to pee, we have some bushes.’ Two of them took me up on it.”

>Matt Levine and his friends were forced to drive two hours to their on-campus apartments.

>Peter Levine did, however, fill Matt’s car with bags of groceries and gave him $300 in cash before sending them on their way.

BASED BOOMER DAD

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>And these are the people you share Yas Forums with and call your fellow anons.
NOBODY would call a retarded boomer like you a "fellow user", fuck off.

he never denied, but he keeps only poking holes on everything. I can't figure out what's his theory...

>pandemic going on as we speak, people dying every day and getting worse
>OH NO PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO CLOSE BIRDERS DATS RACISTTTT!!!
hope it wipes these libtard fucking morons out and im quite a lefty myself

Ahaha. Nice proxy, Shlomo.

You call yourself a true user and yet speak this nonsense? You will burn with the rest in the fiery pits of hell during the great cleansing.

You're a good person fren

no that’s all I got unfortunately

>there's 590k people in the hospital unsure whether they're going to die or not
Currently infected and confirmed total keep rising at the same rate so not too good.

Yes.

peak boomer response

Fuck off retard.

Oh hi nice greek fren
You good today?
Keeping the borders safe?

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Shit swimmers are immune to this level of outbreak

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Insider pastabro here.
Numbers for today:

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS

4.053 NEW CASES AND 837 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 105.792 CASES AND 12.428 DEATHS

We reached the peak.
Happening fags BTFO.
Stop wasting your time on /cvg/ everyday.
Do something productive instead of cooming to a virus.

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Really struggling to get hype for this virus, lads
No mass riots or lootings and it's been 3 months............not even in France

cool, thanks guys

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Those getting infected are getting worse in my country and the UK. Numbers are rising

NY
+8K cases
+350 deaths

Joe Diffie Dies to the Kung Flu! This really is the Boomer remover.
youtube.com/watch?v=fC8ljpr6yuo

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Souless bastards

I'm amazed that India hasn't produced a super-deadly strain of the virus yet

i mean, if bat soup was enough to make this shit then surely one of the biggest shitholes in the planet should be like striking gold

Burn your forehead with a blowtorch.

And the kid will learn nothing, "my dad's such a buzzkill"

More of this.

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You are too fast, sub-human chink

It really hasnt been 3. It pretty much started habbening in mid february in the west

Southern numbers seem higher now

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.65%) Germany (+0.77%) France (+0.37%) United Kingdom (+1.73%) Italy (+1.43%) Switzerland (+0.48%) Spain (+2.67%) Austria (+3.37%) Poland (+2.88%) Netherlands (+1.58%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+5.92%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+0.54%) Japan (+0.16%) Hong Kong (+1.91%) China (-0.17%) Australia (+0.10%) Singapore (+2.92%) India (+4.95%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.98%) South Africa (+2.03%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-76%) Rome (-46%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-23%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-64%) Paris (-63%) Madrid (-25%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-37%) Johannesburg (-49%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-32%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-67%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>noooo not the poor animalinooos

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That's more than yesterday

smart boomer
fuck spring breakers as well

You're really fucking based insiderposter. It's fucking awesome to have important national news before most people, I've been using your leaks for winning bets.

det em'

>mutt trying to make this a democrats vs republicans again
checks out

Ahhh
Confirmed non Greek shill

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Take your meds.

every denial video that I watch has very few dislikes. very few comments criticizing it.

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I’m just here to keep up on the news. mainstream news is garbage and usually multiple days behind these threads

Are we still updating coronachan's tits expansion? Or are we pretty much giving up because the growth is E X P O N E N T I A L now?

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at this rate, it'll be today under 40k
is it over? rate has been declining/stable for the last few days

wtf is this shit? sociopaths

>809,414 infected
>39,566 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Take a hot bath or drink tea before taking your temperature, then take a picture for proof

This animation is starting to come together, if I keep working at it..

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wtf is wrong with these "people"? how do you even get a job like this? even for a standard slaughterhouse killer job, you have to be at least moderately fucked up. i killed some pigs before, but they were 500-600 pound beasts and i always felt like shit after.

So it's higher than yesterday even though there was a drop in Lombardy?

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Thanks, insiderbro. Btw, are you just trolling with the peak? Numbers are higher than yesterday.

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS
>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

India is a bacterial hellhole definitely. I’ve met a few different people hospitalized from eating food there.

are they testing less, I remember more testing.

>numbers increase
>'happening fags BTFO'
lol

>United States 165,580 (3,186
Still more threads than deaths in Amer-

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How long until Italy update?

24 hours ago it was

+19,141 infected
+1,280 dead

This looks... alarmingly inefficient. And unsanitary. Just on the floor? Where your shoes go? Whats even the point

look at my flag before saying lies, schizos

Dear shills,

Back in January you all insisted that by March this would be forgotten. Now, it's April and every country in the world is on lockdown and suffering thousands of deaths daily.
It's time to realize that this pandemic is an extinction-level event. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away, if he hasn't died yet. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no recovery. Life in China will never go back to normal. The curve is rising. Your 'nothingburger' is only just beginning.
Stop these pastas, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

>this cope
>t-trust me i-its the peak my grandma WONT die hehe

a reminder

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yesterday there were around 3k+

That was a mutt slaughterhouse

they can't understand anything else

Post pic from 1992 to make it seem he's young, lel

> rate has been declining
Where?
Italy has been stable, even with total lockdown in place.

>4.053 NEW CASES AND 837 NEW DEATHS,
Ouch that's still not much better

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFY WUFFY

This is your daily testosterone check

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Real world machine cancelled

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Ontario has yet another wave of recovered people. They are now the province with the highest official number of recovered people - not to mention one of the biggest ratios of recovered to tested people in the world. Shit’s fishy as fuck.

take a hot bath idk

pee pee poo poo diarrhea

Keep it up user, looking good

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Her body is a little too tubby. Otherwise, it's going fine.

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS.

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i wanna lick Her

Trouble is
This is a mutt slaughterhouse

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I bet this is a mutt that got stranded in Greece ahahahahahha oh no no no no no

>Souless bastards

Your Argentine Colony allows massive abortions for free, that's even more sickening

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>please i want to work and kill mom and dad for israel

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Have you seen a fox fur farm here in the west?
They can be pretty damn brutal as well, and sometimes foxes are merely knocked out, thus being skinned alive. Shit is wild, but the pelts are nice.

>a reminder
No, this is the reminder.
ftfy

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You're doing God's work

The south is now going to start to peak :/

Thanks for your service btw pastabro

>Mutts
>Chinks
What is the difference?

It's a 2016 new fren
Escaped /ptg/ containment I expect

Soap and warm water breaks down the oily layer on top of your skin where the virus gets stuck
20sec of washing can completely remove this layer and as such also the virus

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS
>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS..

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Who /COMFY/ here?

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STEADY RISE FROM SUNDAY MONDAY TREND

THE SLANTY EYED FUCKS ARE DISGUSTING PLAGUE RIDDEN, DOG EATING PARASITES AND SHOULD DIE.
HOW MANY MORE CHINKY DISEASES SHOULD WE GET?
WHAT THE CHINKS HAVE DONE IS AN ACT OF WAR.

GAS THE CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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i fucking loved this webm

I bike 40 minutes to work daily. That'll do.

Every chink is wearing a mask because this ain't thier first rodeo

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keep at it, great work!

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There is nothing wrong with eating dogs, cow-eater

Died from or with coronavirus? Who is framing the narrative? How does a 90yo with comorbidities, any of which can cause immediate death, die FROM covid? Wouldn't it be with?

Ready for the public in April 2021!
>pic

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>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS
>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS...

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High T, I NEED DUMBBELLS user

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*dabs*

Oh no why don't they believe us..

post again with your real flag kike

είσαι κατσαρίδα Τούρκος.
και θα πιπιλίζουν κόκορα στην κόλαση για όλη την αιωνιότητα

Wot?
Was .1% for 20-30 yesterday which is equal to the flu while also having a 15-20% hospitalization rate.
Sauce pls

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There is nothing wrong with killing chinks also

Faggot shill. It's all a farce to keep this lockdown going....sage

And riots are already starting in the south because of disrupted supply lines, people getting tense and people running lower and lower on food. Its going to be a bloodbath there. There's already some calling for armed riots against police

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>Her body is a little too tubby.
no wai

NY just reported 8,470 new cases. Has any other entire country had this many in one day yet? Apart from that weird China day

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old .x

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS
>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS


>CFR confirmed for .02 for anyone under 70 years old

CVG idiots confirmed for SHILL RETARDS

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Do the wings right ffs. i seeing ore of these where the wingss see to protrude fro the small of her back. No! thats anatomically incorrect! Corona chans wings protrude from her shoulder- blades!

speak english when in Yas Forums schizos or go to Yas Forums

India's saving grace is that they don't have a culture of eating pangolins and bats. Their diet just doesn't open up as many points of transfer as the Chinese. They also do more than the bare minimum to not kill each other because they haven't had their humanity stripped from them through communism. We should've put our manufacturing there but faggot Nixon sold out the country

Oh great

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-31/hospitals-tell-doctors-they-ll-be-fired-if-they-talk-to-press

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Take 1g of niacin. Not delayed action shit either.

Haha guys I put everything I dont like in this pic am I fitting in? I put Reddit and that onions guy! I am cool right?

Last was at500k, next is at a million. Gonna happen before the end of the week.

Get off of your VPN vacation chinky

Non Greek confirmed

got to be door 3

And her arms are blue!

Could this spic fuck faggot OP who keeps making this thread stop posting dis info

> HCQ trial ends in failure

ooof

AND THAT'S ONLY THE FIRST UPDATE OF THE DAY

New York is done for

ρε κωλοαλβανέ δεν έχεις βαρεθεί; Αι γαμήσου πια ηλίθιε, παντού είσαι

I centri di scommesse adesso fanno le scommesse sui dati giornalieri?

Yeah I'm just trolling, I'm from the South and I really hope it doesn't get worse in my shithole (10 cases in my town with a population of 30.000)
3.000 new cases OUTSIDE of Lombardy is not good.

I love you guys

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Canada has always had a decent/good medical system

really wish this virus wasn't so gay and would just get on with it

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Funny how people think Jews want them to believe this is a nothing berger when really it's the exact opposite. You idiots aren't based enough to see that its benefiting them and you cant see through kike magik

I welcome anything that will not expose my dad to faggots like you

500-750mg of DNP plus a bunch of fructose about 30 minutes before taking your temperature

try not to die if you do it

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basically all of europe, s. korea, everywhere except USA has had declining rate of new infections now, I think it peaked around 1-2 days ago, if you look at the log graphs, you clearly see the rate of new infections has drastically sunken, the line is already flattened out or about to flatten, depending on the country

I honestly see no reason to expect continuous exponential growth here in europe, looking at the graphs

top comf

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championi

for now

Lmao

Zionist Pence policy, after all.

Wow. A system of for profit businesses fuck over their employees for no reason? News at 11

Why does he need a scooter, he doesn't look like a hamplanet.. Are muricans just that fucking lazy?

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