PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NINETY FIVE MINUTES TOO LONG EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/o11XqleYmYM
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/2AdUsBwuJSk?t=650
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
youtu.be/BWb8YqAVTgw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
youtu.be/Ksi9rL2sDXo
>FHFADir Calabria on HughHewittShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/dAfMJLULjS4
>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/Pez-vGyeydw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145718332001
>HHSVideo: 5 Things To Know About Household Cleaning 3/30/20
youtu.be/dgW7-0IOqKM
>StateDeptVideo: Assisting American Citizens Abroad 3/30/20
youtu.be/t7CwGQAZdSM
>WHVideo: Pres Trump's Actions on Corona-chan 3/30/20
youtu.be/DXyRhayN32A
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/lg--anohtSQ
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
youtu.be/GWlfg9007no

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Reminder to make sure you include "cvg" in the file name every time you post any new thread, anons.
This is the only surefire way to kill that cancerous general, because this way they'll never be able to find their cancer threads in the catalog (if enough people do this, of course) and will eventually move away.

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ALSO DEFEND THIS!

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SABOTAGE CVG!

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THE SPIRIT OF ANDREW JACKSON LIVES

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MAGA

danke and MAGA

INFRASTRUCTURE BILL INCOMING!!!

TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

Or you guys can ignore, scroll past and let seasonal things go their own way

MAGA!

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> WELL ANONS??!

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>Nancy's calling for another (((stimulus))) bill including $2 trillion for infrastructure
>now Blimpf is doing the same

WHAT THE FUCK IS HABBENING, /ptg/?!? WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING *FUCK* IS HABBENING HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Am I safe from fearmongering in this thread? Are they usually positive?

>mfw nothingburgers will go to jail if they leave their home

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When? Might as well get all this spending out of the way

PROOF: Women were a mistake.

What fresh retardation is this?

AWOO!

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Yeah user, of course
> disregard pic related
Despair is for others

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wat? did she actually call for one? gib sauce

I don't know, heard through the grapevine 2 trillion for infrastructure will be included in the next relief bill

wouldn't putting them in jail put them in more danger of getting sick?

> DC Mayor
That's like 90% niggers and glowies, right?

Let's shorten that by 99%.
I'm mixing up my gifts to you today. Have an Aqua.

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>Two All Beef Patties
>Special Sauce
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Pickles
>Sesame seed bun.
They taught burgers in the 80's the ingredients.

grandma fake tits wants $2 trillion worth of new planned parenthood facilities

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Fucking wetbacks

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>It contains no artificial flavors, preservatives or added colors from artificial sources.

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>mcdoubles posting
>outside of Yas Forums
>outside of 2011

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More than the rest of the board

> I'm mixing up my gifts to you today. Have an Aqua.
OH WOW! Very tasty. One thing:
> why do nip illustrators do that "reflected white dot" on tits and thighs?
Is it to give it more depth?

Retard.

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>Listen here Jack, how do I upload MP5?

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> getting doubles with McDoubles
Well, checked?

Damn wagon burners!

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he should've named his podcast "Old Man Yells at Internet"

I want a fucking sponser for my shitposts too
NOT FAIR

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>> why do nip illustrators do that "reflected white dot" on tits and thighs?
>Is it to give it more depth?
This and to make them look shiny

>who called for the infrastructure bill first- Nancy or Donald

I'm trying to figure that out...Blimpf apparently floated the idea in early 2018 after the GOP passed their tax cut bill...something like $1.5 trillion worth of infrastructure projects

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fuck this nerd

Culvers rules!!!

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Love it

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> THERE ARE ANONS
In this very thread
> THAT DIDN'T WATCH Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba)
Is this what it feels to be plebeian?

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I heard this was a disaster

hey jack, let's do some pushups

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To make it look more polished

> their home
Deport her too for failing to write properly.

Listen here FAT! Your full of shit! Lets take this outside!
Im Joe Biden and Im running for US Senate.

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i don't like fast food

Drudge is such a turbo nigger

>The Double Big Mac
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Most of us are Critical Infrastructure Workers who are doing overtime during this crisis and don't have time to catch up on the ever-growing backlog.

look fat

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Coronavirus, the terror of trannies!

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I don't really know myself. I think maybe it's to attract more attention. You'd have better luck asking an actual drawfren than moi.
>and here's that Smith lady from Monster Musume
>I know you like her too

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Stinkfinger Joe

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Bean Bag Buccaneers

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.

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> who called for the infrastructure bill first- Nancy or Donald
> I'm trying to figure that out...Blimpf apparently floated the idea in early 2018
user, Trump called for a 1.5T infrastructure bill in his bloody campaign and transition site

[1] thehill.com/policy/finance/311721-questions-hang-over-trump-plan-on-infrastructure

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the problem of saying the US navy guarantees against defaults is that the value of the default loss is less than the benefit the navy offers. let's take china, the largest foreign holder of our debt (5.6% of it): if we default, telling them we can't pay the 1.18 trillion dollars we owe them as of a few years ago, they are going to weigh
>is the benefit i get from the US navy greater than the 1.18 trillion they just robbed from me?
and if the answer is ever "no," which it could very well be in their case, you just lost a creditor. every foreign nation will have to do this, and some may be willing to eat the loss, some might say up ours and depend on their own force
additionally a third of the debt is owned by your own citizens, only a third owned by foreign governments. i do not think they would be happy about losing 6.289 trillion dollars as of a few years ago: the value of a lot of things would plummet, which is owned in the form of our currency and bonds and etc. that would be a massive blow to private industry: essentially it's like putting a massive tax on people, saying it's for the good of the benefit of the military's security. the government may survive, but it's at the heavy cost of the citizens (the same ones crying for the default, not realizing how much that would hurt them)
the intragovernmental holdings (around the last third) might be the most "painless" debt to default on, but that's the welfare payments that anyone rational despises. i'd love to be rid of those, but how happy do you think the citizens would be if you suddenly nullified
>social security
>medicaid
and etc.? that'd be for the best in the long run, but your current citizens will cry bloody murder - just look at how much welfare begging is going on right now. if any default were to happen though, it should be on this section of the debt: with that and no more welfare, we'd actually be running a budget surplus

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SLUT

>beloved

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> ketchup
> American cheese
> nothing artificial
user, have you ever had Bojangles' tendies?

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Demon Slayer is over-hyped pleb trash that people only like for the art style and incest bondage r34.

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Oh what a pickle for the EU, cannot say the virus is not hyped but cannot say free movement of ppl can carry on seeing as any virus renders the free movement of ppl obsolete.

Jannies will be wiped out!

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malarkey! you know my bo wouldn't want me to take you behind the gym

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Based

Drudge sold to MSM faggots

Better to die to a beer virus than to die from certain Navajo shapeshifters.

> To make it look more polished
> to make them look shiny
Skin is not shiny unless it is greasy or oily. Unforced error by nips right there

> I know you like her too
Very much so, best girl hands down

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/3hPKCZX

>Our Baked Apple Pie
I'm old enough to remember when those were actually made of potatoes.

>Their home
Their home is in Mexico. Not the US

for me

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lubed.com

OP is such a cancerous faggot, nobody has ever heard of such a thing. Either he is straight from reddit or else a paid poster, possibly by AIPAC.

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>the best girl not being Cathyl
Barbosa, sometimes I pray for your mental state.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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OH NO NO NO NO!

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OH NO THAT SUCKS

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kek, he said he wanted to get it.

Jesus, what a terrible home in the background. Looks like soulless postmodern Judaism with a queer rainbow splashed on that one picture on the right. How do people live like that? What does that do to a man's soul?

N-nani!?

It was taking too long for left-wing MSM to start with that

i am crushed

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>oh no no no

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>Left-winger
>Soul
It already belongs to their father the Devil

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I don't like how Trump treats the FED like his own piggy bank. He's in love with low interest rates when we know that low interest rates cause market miscalculations and recessions (ABC theory).

Also, I don't like that he's in love with Israel. How do you guys cope with that?

Oh no that sucks mind

Gee, that's too bad.

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what?

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OH NO THAT SUCKS. RIP FREDO

stobbit

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first was the wars, starvation. then when we thought it couldn't get any worse cumo got it. the living death.

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What else should I say to those faggots?

Letting minorities have access to loans is what crashes markets

truly the end times

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Ooooof

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> they are going to weigh
> is the benefit i get from the US navy greater than the 1.18 trillion they just robbed from me?
user, plz. Their first weighting will be on
> can I renegotiate even with a haircut and stretch this through 20 years instead of 10? Again, see Argentina, Greece and Portugal.
Imagine worst case scenario, China says
> well US, I won't be buying any sovereign debt of yours anymore
In 35 milliseconds the US would find a pretext for some intervention on Hong Kong, Taiwan and would stir up shit in that particular region of the globe greatly increasing the valuation of the US Navy

> additionally a third of the debt is owned by your own citizens
That one you can escape by BRRRRR printing it away as both their own debts and their assets are denominated in US dollars.

That's all conjectures tho, to give you an example from a former superpower in that exact same position [1]:
> In 1891 a financial crisis led Portugal to abandon the gold standard and partially to default by cutting interest payments on domestic and foreign debt . As a consequence, the country was banned from borrowing in international financial markets until an agreement with foreign bondholders was reached in 1902
Said agreement was a renegotiation of the outstanding debt that was finally paid in 2002 or so.
Now notice, I'm not saying that's the fate of the US as they greatly outrank Portugal in natural resources, human capital and military prowess, only that even in the worstestest case scenario most creditors would rather to renegotiate than to lose everything

[1] ics.ulisboa.pt/file/4721/download?token=XTUeV9IS&usg=AOvVaw3ns9A2uEE_z7TWV1TPYWMj

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This

And there two reasons that happened. Regulations prohibiting discriminatory lending and low interest loans encouraging sub prime loans and other riskier activities

i love you guys

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Fake news! He just wants his rating to go up!

Yes, but there’s nothing wrong low interest loans. It’s going to the wrong people that the problem is. The niggers and shitskins don’t care what the interest is, they just care about getting the rims

>tfw will never in my life experience American Fast Food joints which are supposed to be 1 Million times better than the Burger King/McD duality we have here

Fuck, man.

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