/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2765

Digits and i finna be the last survivor on this gay rock called earth

Is this a big deal? My friend from Beijing says it's fine.

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You are retarded

17 days I think

Not yet because i don't have dumb family members

Problem polluters?

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Get fucked

Israeli Rabbi Shalom Arush corona virus is for non Jews (Goyims)

youtube.com/watch?v=ksB99EzEKVo&feature=emb_title

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late January

corona chan is so cute

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>WHEN WILL WE HIT 1 MILLION??

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source?

Like 2 weeks

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>haha yea we flat lined at 850 a day isn't that great

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fuck your thoth get

And yet neither guy goes for a trip and swings melee weapons like fucking flids....

>393 new deaths in the UK, we're fucked lads

Even more worrying are the testing numbers for the past 24 hours:

8k tested, of which
3k infected

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January which now seems like so long ago

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BURN IT ALL DOWN
COLLPASE NOW

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>>Meanwhile niggers are having 300 "people" block parties here
What the benis tennis?

Our chancellor said everyone will know someone who died from this.

Who here waiting on packages that are being held up because of this mess? I know our Russian homura lover is

Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your cells
All you ever did was disinfect me
Yeah, you, you disinfect me"

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>1handing a greatsword

what a scrub

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its a nothing burger. its purely social eperiment and controlled demolishion of economy. THERE IS NO DANGEROUS VIRUS. comon flu kills 600k a year world wide.

show multiple vidoes of ppl in serious condition not one two. show 50 at least to prove it. of many yung ppl. you cant

and she is sexy

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You're supposed to use a stick like that to poke him in the neck or belly to keep him away

based Bill Gates choosing Earth over chinksects

What this guy said.

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>And how long will this lockdown continue? Easter?
POTUS already said through April 30th, so thats 2 weeks past Easter. Probably will revise it further later in year when we get closer to mid April.

Scream loudly, and carry an aluminum bat > Speak softly and carry a big stick

i wonder if abe can sleep at night,knowing the doomed his country for MUH OLYMPICS

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Wtf, good luck ya brits

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 165,392 (3,182) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,269) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 68,180 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,808) Switzerland 16,186 (395) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 10,019 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,681 (167) Norway 4,599 (36) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,738 (12) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (78) Poland 2,215 (32) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Iceland 1,135 (2) Dominican Republic 1,109 (51) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,604 (+41) Spain +6,461 (+553) China +79 (+5) Germany +1,295 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) United Kingdom (+400) Switzerland +264 (+36) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +401 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +51 (+4) Norway +154 (+4) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Chile +289 (+4) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+13) Poland +160 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Dominican Republic +208 (+9) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+3) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1) Lithuania +42 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 (+2) Tunisia (+1) Moldova +55 (+2) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Macedonia +44 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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They're going to get decimated.
Good.

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1 million when?

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Is it better to get it now,avail decent care in actual hospitals and gamble on recovery?
I am tired of sanitizing everything in and around my house all the time.

in ecuador are burning bodies in the streets
twitter.com/DC_Bucaramanga/status/1244832678630875136

Needs the good ol' Duel of the Fates edit.

Friday

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day 34 here

well yes i choose to spend my quarantine time fishing for trips

What is their secret guys?

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holy fucking based

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How long do we have left boys? 4 months?

stop watching porn

Some of my vinyl and CDs are still in Japan and Murrica for some reason.

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Can somebody explain to my why we have shut down 90% of business and schools in America (and the entire western world for that matter), are locking down cities, boarding up business, setting curfews, shelter-in-place orders, and yet CoofAir is still allowed to fly all the coofers around willy nilly?

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I still hope the US fucked up and their numbers explode suddenly

There is also less testing worldwide and with the lockdowns it is slowing down so i'd say 3-4 days

I ran out of things to entertain myself. I am beyond bored.

Welding doors shut

>twitter.com/DC_Bucaramanga/status/1
>los cadáveres en #Guayaquil Ecuador, los familiares comenzaron a quemar los cuerpos en la calle.

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Take a break coronafags
youtu.be/jAuaJljQmRw
youtu.be/ViTCxJOAGmI

I just got back from the hospital, had to take a family member there. The 60 year old Chinese doctor asked why we were wearing respirators and goggles. I said we were just protecting ourselves, and he seemed a bit offended. Get fucked Dr Chang

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 35,000 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire WORLD. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare to the wheeze, maggot. The wheeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in under seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

>a father only does good for his children
Yes and some times a children needs a spanking. How do the jews not understand that? Punishment can be a form of doing good.
Jews are about to get fucked hard by god is what I am saying

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Learn something.

75 hours. I was an essential worker.

Combination of lying and extreme measures (welding people into their homes, domestic travel bans, etc)

go sing a fado

I’ve heard post offices aren’t delivering overseas

Death was caused by bullet.

He can just test all the olympic atheletes and find the Chinese ones all have COVID.
Imagine an olympics without Chinese, it would be great.