/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2763

Not like anybody there has to worry about corona...

Or the evidence.

Hazmat Template pls

wahahaha

and nothing of value was lost

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Spain-tier soon.

Take my energy Corona chan!

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The virus that killed Drumpfs presidency

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Women shouldn't have political rights

After all of this settles down no one will ever remember this ever happened in the first place. Nowadays people like to play the amnesia game and treat events as short term consequences rather than life-changing circumstances. That's just the way it is. If 9/11 happened today, in the span of one month, no one would ever remember it.

Rollin for them all to die from corona

>People with AIDS filled compromised immune systems are going to get Corona.
Well, you might call it one hell of a self correcting problem.

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also
19 year old with no health conditions died

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Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

deaths: 800
cases: hope for at least 4000
> there is a chance of other outbreaks, especially since the south is not gonna comply that easily to quarantine from what I heard

Post more!

good night I've ruined my sleep schedule

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Nice

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,665 (3,177) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,189) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 67,051 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 16,176 (373) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 9,974 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,667 (166) Norway 4,599 (36) Australia 4,561 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,449 (8) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (72) Poland 2,215 (32) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (17) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Iceland 1,135 (2) Mexico 1,094 (28) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (25)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +821 (+21) Spain +6,461 (+473) China +79 (+5) Germany +166 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) Switzerland +254 (+14) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +356 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +37 (+3) Norway +154 (+4) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+7) Poland +160 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Finland +66 (+4) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+2) Serbia +115 (+7) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) United Arab Emirates +53 (+1) Lithuania +42 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 (+2) Tunisia (+1) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Macedonia +44 (+2) Azerbaijan +25 (+1) Albania +20 (+2) Belarus (+1) Channel Islands (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Guys is 37 (98,6) temperature normal?

Kill yourself

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literal herdfags

b-but what if they can't get AIRBORN AIDS because they already have AIDS ?

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No bro. Lol. You'd be boiling by now.

yes

No you have AIDS. Kill yourself immediately

5000 More infected with 700-750 deaths

BASED SPREADER EVENT

yes
could be just allergy

fever is near 38+

Yes.

Am I fucked?

Ok, so I've seen her being posted here almost on every thread, what's the story, who is she?

Lol. All anecdotal. Give me one concrete proof, just one.

Copy pastas getting worse and worse. Come on chang do better!

RIP

Putin is next

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No. But your thermometer is.

>Dogs, sheep, pigs, have all tested positive for COVID-19, which is 100%
Sauce please

Well here commies rallied for the "Día del joven combatiente" last sunday, even while having a de facto lockdown.
It seems CCP Virus will take care of them as well.

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I have nose closed, no cough, no chest pain, no breathing problem.

Yesterday when I came home from working alone, my wife called me her "conquering hero". Thanks frens for sticking a boot in my ass in January to stock up for 2020. Feels good.

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Dare I say it? The final solution to the faggot problem.

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OK, guys, the happening was fun, but now it's time to stop.

>removing the majority of personnel from a deployed U.S. nuclear aircraft carrier
>rapidly deteriorating

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Yes. Prepare for imminent death, say good bye to your loved ones if you can still manage that...

we dont care

You're on fever-borderline zone.
Check your temperature one hour after.
If you're 37,5 or more, then yes you have fever.

Based faggots

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my mother is currently in the hospital waiting for lung photos and heart photos to come back in

Reminder: China covered it up
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/2559Mr4wlRkTXCfDD7KZQA

>Bacteria and so-called "viruses" are a symptom of disease, not the cause
How do diseases work?

Yeah, the virus only infects gays.

37 Celsius is normal

38< and you should worry

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Aids isn't real, FAGGOT

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12 year old girl died here no underlying health conditions
express.co.uk/news/world/1262741/Belgium-coronavirus-12-year-old-girl-death-youngest-victim-europe

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oil going down again :(

Top fucking kek.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.69%) Germany (-0.66%) France (-0.30%) United Kingdom (-0.05%) Italy (+0.14%) Switzerland (-0.33%) Spain (+0.43%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (+1.97%) Netherlands (+0.55%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.38%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-1.09%) Japan (-0.84%) Hong Kong (+1.37%) China (-0.46%) Australia (-1.81%) Singapore (+1.87%) India (+4.03%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+0.12%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-25%) Wuhan (-17%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-59%) Rome (-29%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-32%) Munich (-23%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-38%) Madrid (-17%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-10%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-50%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-41%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>BACK TO WORK GOYIM

It is over.

So pathetic how you niggers always highlight the one young person that died but ignore the 1650 others who died (faggot ass boomers).

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I miss Asuka fag already.

New old pasta greek fren
Nice to see you're well
x

Corona kills some young people without preexistent health problems. At least some of them will kick the bucket.

aren't they a little low?

mine are just under my armpits - these look nearly half way down his body

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Another carrier the USS America has already been deployed to the region
news.usni.org/category/fleet-tracker
no biggie

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