/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2762

cause your economy and especially stock market is fake.

Marshall Law

> before canceling Olympics: NIPPON STRONK, CORONA IS NOTHING
> after canceling Olympics: I'M GONNA COOOOOOOF

Any of you started growing plants ?
My sunflowers are beginning to sprout through the soil, but I'm worried it's a bit to cold for them still.

That's because they started testing again after the Olympics got postponed.

>Canada's spy agency is moving quietly ahead with plans to collect and use databases containing personal information about Canadians, newly released documents show
is your country doing anything funky during this?

poor nothingburgers
no euro 2020
no olympics
no clubbing
only coping

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,435 (3,175) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,189) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 67,051 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 16,176 (373) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 9,920 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,661 (165) Norway 4,592 (35) Australia 4,557 (19) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,449 (8) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (72) Poland 2,215 (32) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Saudi Arabia 1,563 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Finland 1,418 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Mexico 1,094 (28) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +591 (+19) Spain +6,461 (+473) China +79 (+5) Germany +166 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) Switzerland +254 (+14) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +302 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +31 (+2) Norway +147 (+3) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+7) Poland +160 (+1) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Saudi Arabia +110 (+2) Indonesia +114 (+14) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+1) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 (+2) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Azerbaijan +25 (+1) Albania +20 (+2) Belarus (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Martinique +26 (+1) Bolivia +10 (+2) Montenegro +14 (+1) Mayotte +12 (+1) Tanzania (+1) Myanmar (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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People stuck at home trading.

My country was collecting data before it was cool.

Explosion in our media of people calling it a nothingburger. All this quarantine for only 4 deaths!? They want people to go back to work and for everyone to join the H E R D.

i think richfags realize they'd fuck their own Country up if they keep hoarding money, so they are forced to pump money back into the market.

Because it's not a fucking cure. All the actual tests have shown it reduces the severity of symptoms if they're mild. It doesn't reduce infectivity, nor does it help for people who get very sick. As in, this "cure" is completely fucking useless besides making the people with mild symptoms feel better.

At least that's what it looks like so far. So, you know, don't place your hopes on that. Someone who was going to die from the coronavirus is not going to be saved by that medicine apparently.

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The recent 'stimulus' proves that there is unlimited money available as a safety net for businesses.

Unironically wait for second wave.
First wave will be contained in 4-5 weeks. I doubt we'll hit even 1 million deaths outside China through first wave. Second is much more promising.

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>And burger said "Let there be nothing," and there was nothing
>Genesis 1:3

It's finally happening

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Who is that Marshall guy murricans are talking about?
Brother of Murphy? Cousin of Mutt?

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I think we’re in the second wave already

virus will die out of depression in Russia

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>4-5 weeks
but I was gettign plane tickets to paris and there were none till fucking september

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THE ITALIAN HIGHER INSTITUTE OF HEALTH PRESIDENT JUST SAID DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE: «We are at the plateau of contagions»
«The curve shows us that it seems we are arriving at a sort of plateau (the phase in which the peak remains stable for a certain period, ed), a figure that shows us that the measures are working. Declining it in the three areas, we have the one with the highest circulation in the north, one intermediate with a few thousand cases and others that are with a limited number of cases, with limited circulation ». This was stated by the president of the Istituto Superiore di Sanità Silvio Brusaferro at the ISS press point on the epidemiological trend.

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channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/coronavirus-covid-19-singapore-new-cases-clusters-mar-31-12593978

+47 in singapore

But doctor Jew Grifter used it to cure 500 other grifter jews he never tested for coronavirus to cure them of coronavirus completely?! Stop hiding the truth

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.45%) Germany (-0.45%) France (-0.15%) United Kingdom (+0.62%) Italy (+0.14%) Switzerland (-0.41%) Spain (+0.72%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (+1.90%) Netherlands (+0.88%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.92%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-0.82%) Japan (-0.86%) Hong Kong (+1.08%) China (-0.52%) Australia (-1.55%) Singapore (+1.43%) India (+3.42%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (-0.09%) South Africa (+0.72%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-24%) Wuhan (-20%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-59%) Rome (-26%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-22%) Munich (-13%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-33%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-10%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-50%) Washington (-50%) Miami (-41%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-44%) Los Angeles (-14%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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The second wave will be a "the boy who cried wolf"-situation. Nobody will take it serious.

I agree. I hope wage niggers get sent back to work. I want it all to accelerate. Fucking stupid social distancing bull shit let all the normal cattle die off so I can get my happening

Box treatment, coming to your country very soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=bZspvBtZrH8

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Nothing better than watching NPCs off themselves because their programming isn't designed to deal with this shit.

DUDE LETS CANCEL EVERYTHING AND JUST SIT AT HOME AND LISTEN TO THE MEDIA LIKE ACTUAL NPCS JUST TO SAFE SOME FAGGOT ASS BOOMERS THAT ONLY HAD 2 YEARS TO LIVE ANYWAY

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>Cases dropped due to restricted movement
Yes goy, open up the houses, step outside,go back to work. Let the curve rise once more

What the FUCK is with all these retards packing parks right now? National and state parks and even my local parks are getting ridiculously crowded with people hiking in close packs. You’re not social distancing when you pass 200+ people on the trail. We are fucked

if you coof within three foot o' me I'm gonna kill ya

more and more reports coming in of hydroxchloroquine not working because the retard doctors don't add zpak and zinc

Guy's I just had the most insane idea.
Let's use the corona virus distraction to steal the declaration of independence.

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It's just a flu. Nothing serious.

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comfy happening

great news lift the lockdowns go party the Italians need to go outside

Only faggots die of depression. Corona-chan surely isn't one.

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>LETS CANCEL EVERYTHING
Shut the fuck up Normie. Basically nothing was canceled except my exam, which I would have failed anyway.

If you're at the plateau, that means it'll end after 200 000 infected and, according to your death rate so far, about 90 000 dead. In 2 months. And that's just the first wave.

Yes, good goy... good goy. Get in your cage, cattle.

Have fun with the riots

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

>video
[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg (embed)

>Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
Uh, since we already know how untrustworthy king orangenigger has been so far, what the fuck, exactly, is our worst case scenario now??

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Cursed video

Real March jobs reports due out friday. Sales figures will start trickling in. Shits gonna go down hard.

What is this guy's problem?

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>2 weeks bro
>second wave bro everyone will be dead XD
Yet here i am watching traffic go by. Hell fuck it im gonna go out and buy MORE toilet paper and set it on fire. Lord knows my local stores have enough of everything in stock

It's a nothingburger user. No one cares, move on

Poland banned anyone under 18 from leaving home unless accompanied by an adult.
Zoomers BTFO

Don't forget to post pictures

>Nobody will take it serious
God i hope so. Some countries implemented lockdowns too fast, it didn't spread as well as it could be.

5:50
youtube.com/watch?v=Ksi9rL2sDXo

About 30k.

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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~10 million

70% for herd immunity
5% mortality rate

could be even worse, so many fat people will die
most people who get sick won't even be treated, not enough beds, not enough doctors, not enough anything, anywhere

C U C K O L D
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nice plateau you have there pastabro

Current death rate is 18%

No chimpouts Dimitri go back drinking vodka and fucking your brother faggot

Putin vsyo

Are you retarded?
I just listen to /cvg/ and do my own ""models""..

insallah

>What exactly is our worst case scenario now?
Millions dead, complete economic annihilation, martial law, riots and social upheaval. Not even memeing, your worst case scenario unironically looks darker than most due to the incredible amount of explosive potential in your country that was already primed before any corona came along.

Denis Protsenko, the chief doctor of the Moscow City Clinical Hospital No. 40, was diagnosed with COVID-19, Rossiya 24 television channel reported.
Last week, Vladimir Putin visited the clinic in Kommunarka, he met with Protsenko and talked with staff. Spokesman for the head of state Dmitry Peskov assured that everything is in order - the president is regularly tested for coronavirus.
>Denis Protsenko, the chief doctor of the Moscow City Clinical Hospital No. 40, was diagnosed with COVID-19, Rossiya 24 television channel reported.
Last week, Vladimir Putin visited the clinic in Kommunarka, he met with Protsenko and talked with staff. Spokesman for the head of state Dmitry Peskov assured that everything is in order - the president is regularly tested for coronavirus.

GOD PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE