Take the funeral home-pill

If you wasted your time getting a grade or learning a trade you deserve to go unemployed. Personally I run a funeral home and I am always in business, even more in times of the crisis.

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Literally made for BWC

Based gravedigger-Ivan

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Negro quinn

I had a friend who does this, he was taught by an old man who had a cabinet shop/funeral home (this was tradition in the old Midwest, cabinet makers made the coffins and became the undertakers). My friend never thought about it before the man asked him if he wanted to learn, and he ended up loving it.

He said it's the last nice thing you can do for a person; making them look as good as possible for them and the families and friends who attend the funeral.

Jesus Christ, more!

She's built for my bwc

Literally built for huge, hard, bulging BWC

Yes, handling the bodies of plague victims. Good plan.

>personally I run a funeral home
sounds pretty shitty desu. funeral homes are completely unnecessary profit hugely from grieving families and are almost always ugly as fuck

OP is a retarded turboNigger.
>grades and trades hurr durrr

Harlem Quinn

Nothing wrong with your job, as someone with bad ADHD I prefer to be very active at work, so I became a fireman, it’s but the highest paying job but I can comfortably support my wife and 5 kids, we are not rich but we are definitely not hurting for money either, firefighting was a highly competitive field up until about 5ish years ago, the amount of applications we received 10 years ago was roughly 10,000 for every one job opening, pure luck was needed, now it’s about 100 per opening, men don’t want to do manly jobs anymore, so any young guy on here that doesn’t know what he wants to do, maybe consider a career in fire, and with the schedule most of us work it’s easy to have a second job if you want to make more.

Unironically based.

Built for cotton fields

mighty high ass on her high and tight

i would colonize the fuck out of Harlem Quinn if you catch my drift

Yes, constant demand

>americans would unironically fuck this thing
No wonder the mutt meme took off.

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What, she based

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Look, you even talk like niggers.

Smart Ivan cant run out of business, fuck I want to fuck her so bad.
Good luck bro I hope you make a good life for yourself and family, make many babies.

Go sit down stupid spic

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Who pays to get buried? When my earthy trials are over dump my body out in the sea. Save all the undertaker fees let the mermaids flirt with me

i hope you're white

Black women are the most unattractive form of anything close to humanoid

how do i get a woman like this sitting on my dick?

You ever "pop a cold one"?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
im so fucking loney

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I am yes, so Is my wife, no half breed kids for me

Isn't funeral business run by ethnic gangs?

stop being such a loser then

you have good flag yes I add to my collection

a “manly” job, maximum kek. All you faggots do is sit around waiting for some geezer to have a heart attack

halloween is in october and you're not a child
we need to address this shit of adults larping and dressing in costume to make some statement or something. good god its a plague.

you had to learn the fucking trade of being an undertaker, you fucking mong, nice larp.
kys op

Harley Quinnesha

i wish you and your familly all the best in life, may God protect you

How can you stand the smell of embalming fluid all day?. Aren't you worried about being accidentally buried alive in one of those gross looking metal boxes that are slippery inside?.

kek

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>you the guy left

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And the negress is hot.

I work for a funeral home director and i can assure you they are the biggest shekelsteins on this earth.

Zoomers dont care about these things
>pizzagate
>epstein
>NWO
>911 controlled demolition
>cabal
>satanism
Zoomers are now considered OPTICSBOIS
>OpticsBois
They care more about their image and popularity then true redpills

Their leader is another zoomer who lives in mommy's basement.

Beware of these anons, they are blackpilled beyond belief and spread misery around them because their power levels are too low, too weak
>redpills cannot save them
Because they care too much for OPTICS..

They will use buzzwords that dont mean anything anymore like
>cringe
>boomer
>qtard
>blumpf
>zion don
>migs

They dont have KEK anymore only BLACKPILLS, only despair

So my question is how do we save them or do we cut them off to be hardened by the world?
I feel these new OpticsBois are irreparable and non fixable as they are in a POPULARITY CONTEST with eachother and other retards.

The absolute crisis-proof career is an army officer. The next best case (with less risk) is infrastructure specialist. A power plant engineer and things like that.

I want her to suffocate me by sitting on my face jfc

I usually just see firemen doing nothing

Based and engineerpilled.

Is it easy to find work in a funeral home? I wouldn't mind working with the dead.

You win, kek.

>men don’t want to do manly jobs anymore,
I don't want to do many jobs for chump change, ftfy.
By the way I'm sure there are prequisites.

You must be 18 to post here.

like $20 to a hooker

>OH KEEP GOIN' MASSA JOKAH
>YOU GONNA MAKE ME SQUIRT
Not sure why she decided to pose with this random ugly piece bike equivalent of a nigger, but here you go: Mstarr85

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>But the eye makeup
>The the the
Yeah, she can't keep the makeup the same between different shoots, but it's the same one.

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I legit thought about this. I would just have to hire a front man who deals with the constant weeping families. Doing customer service is a drag.

the point of success is pussy and undertakers dont get any

Same sentiment as uttered in this post Call me a coomer idc

I shall follow thine advice.

Damn don't even have time to write in my own thread, my business is making a killing right now. The burial business, I dig it

>the point of success is pussy and undertakers dont get any
they not only get the last stand, so to speak, but can maintain a profitable side hustle by coming into contact with necrophiles
the pick of the litter, again, so to speak

>don't get any

Undertakers will invite you by to enjoy a cold one...
That's why they're called Odd Fellows

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Too many tats, chunkey appearance . Does anyone actually want to bang her?

Yes