/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2761

you have to be 18+ to post here kid

Live in rural NY but close enough to NYC and a major uni that cases are starting to rise dramatically in the counties around me. Getting the fuck out and going to stay with family in rural AZ. Wish me luck frens.

End of April = 2 million dead in the US, 30-50 million infected

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>Total COVID-19 deaths projected to August 4, 2020 in United States of America
>83,967
State breakdowns available.

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lol poorfags

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Remember everything is fine, there is no pandemic, only several epidemics. Thank you

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Why is corona-chan so thicc?

youtube.com/watch?v=rwaA9LowSMA

Litsten to some music or podcasts my friend, this kind of audio hallucinations usually come from being in silence for too long, if you are not accustomed to it. Or you are a schizo, which is also a possibility.

youtube.com/watch?v=XQZYEQIOq_g

Corona-chan wanted to deploy herself into this shithole of a universe in a material body in your house (and take your virginity, and your meds too).
And you just scared her away.

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>Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
Herro, based department?

The only trend that matters

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,424 (3,174) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,189) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 67,051 (682) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 16,176 (373) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 12,595 (1,039) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 9,920 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (160) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,661 (165) Australia 4,557 (19) Norway 4,495 (34) Sweden 4,435 (180) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,449 (8) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (69) Poland 2,132 (31) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Finland 1,418 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Mexico 1,094 (28) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +580 (+18) Spain +6,461 (+473) China +79 (+5) Germany +166 (+37) Iran +3,110 (+141) Switzerland +254 (+14) Belgium +876 (+192) Netherlands +845 (+175) Austria +302 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Portugal +1,035 (+20) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +31 (+2) Norway +50 (+2) Sweden +407 (+34) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+4) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Indonesia +114 (+14) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+1) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Albania +20 (+2) Belarus (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Bolivia +10 (+2) Montenegro +14 (+1) Tanzania (+1) Myanmar (+1) Australia +97 Poland +77 Finland +66 Croatia +77 Hong Kong +31 New Zealand +58…

>FULL LISTS
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The limit for humans before they need SOME contact is about 2 years.

I score 95 on the introversion scale and that was when I reached my limit after remote-working ^^

My condolences to the extroverts out there going truly mad.

Up yours newfag that's oblivious to the fact that this forum is based on a Japanese imaging forum

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Same here, I’m just mad cause I have some orders in Europe and China that are being delayed.

She is the way, the truth, the light.

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I like to think that Corona-chan was released because someone was sleepy on the job

like human stupidity is limitless sometimes

Guys, I've got dick pains.

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High-calory diet of fruit bats and beer.

Reminder that all models are flawed since they are derived from economics and assume rational human behavior.

Human beings will never behave rationally, especially in the face of a crisis. They will break quarantine, some will jump out of hospitals if it means getting laid, some will willingly infect others.

Models are only good for understanding events after the fact. They are terrible guides for predicting the future.

If models could tell the future, all economists would be stock market millionaires

how do you think the goat's asshole feels?

Why the huge jump in Netherlands and Belgium numbers today?

Nearly 2x jump?

How many children do you think he had blended into smoothies to accomplish this

>The limit for humans before they need SOME contact is about 2 years.
As if. And it's not like you have *no* contact during quarantine.
I am having a lot of fun playing video/card games with friends...

The only thing which legitimately hurts me is not going outside and not doing enough sports, I really need to stop gaining weight...

Don’t worry until your dick starts coofing.

>forum
>memeflag
nice try newfag

the US especially cannot do what we need to do, we can't even do social distancing

B

No different than your mum's.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.93%) Germany (-1.06%) France (-1.05%) United Kingdom (-0.16%) Italy (-0.43%) Switzerland (-0.99%) Spain (+0.01%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (+1.29%) Netherlands (+0.31%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+3.65%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-0.89%) Japan (-1.07%) Hong Kong (+0.58%) China (-0.74%) Australia (-2.51%) Singapore (+1.03%) India (+2.81%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (-0.40%) South Africa (-0.15%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-11%) Beijing (-16%) Wuhan (-25%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-58%) Rome (-25%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-15%) Munich (-10%) Brussels (-19%) Paris (-31%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-10%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-50%) Washington (-43%) Miami (-41%) Toronto (-38%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-13%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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That's assuming non-stop growth. I'm putting my money on 500 000.

>pic related likes the way you think

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You do know this isn't your plebbit tab?

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what if we memed this happening into existence

i want off the ride now this isnt funny anymore guys

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more testing.

a Dickens novel worth

not saying it's the reason, but ICU beds are filling up

They are also not based on accurate epidemiological data because it is impossible to get a real state of affairs in real-time with a pandemic raging everywhere

Breaking
>Breaking
COVID-19 patient zero in critical condition
>COVID-19 patient zero in critical condition

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How much of a nothingburger is this in reality? Are we looking at millions dead or injured over the next 3 months? Or are things starting to be controlled via masks and social distancing?

>anime faggot is triggered and doesn't know what to do
haha kys newfag

>already at 3k
>thinking they can keep it below 80k till august

Not going to happen.

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Looking forward to reading about the AZ hotspot in 2 weeks

Why are you here? And not on reddit/facebook/tumblr/tictoc or any other website which isn't founded upon anime culture

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It literally cant be a nothingburger anymore. The world is shutdown internationally. The only question is whether the world overreacted or underreacted.

Kek is growing stronger since 2016 but we're still miles from his big reveal.

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>When we got the data from China we had 53 strains recorded each with around 110 mutations in them
>Now there are over 2400 strains and its mutating far beyond what could be expected and far faster than Flu has ever mutated.
>Everyone will be infected eventually these lockdowns are just slowing it down to give time for agencies around the world to come up with vaccines and set up emergency treatment centres but the closer we get to positive news, a new mutation renders our work pointless
>It's a losing battle right now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Maybe in your shit hole state, but here in central Ohio social distancing is enforced down to the business level. Franklin County public health is shutting down businesses that aren't complying. I've marked my store up to support ten people six feet apart and I enforce it and make people wait outside. If anyone else here manages or owns a business, you need to do the same.

HEARD IMMUNITY TAKING EFFECT HERE WE GOO.

mummy is a goat
she is a classy lass
but she is bound
when Romania's around
to have a hurty ass

>Infected: 12595 (+845)
>Deaths: 1039 (+175)
Gemeente's that had infected yesterday no suddenly has no infected. Did they die?

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yikes, better stop before you embarrass yourself even further sweetie

See 2 million dead by end of April
Testing capacity won’t be able to capture the true number of infected soon

Better being home. My job is "essential" some people have been sent home as people in their housold have tested positive. Management of course doesn't give a shit. I'm about to call the dept. Of health. It's bullshit for the workers and customers. Fuck home depot.

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
not AAAx11. You had 1 job

Screen shotted. It's a shame you aren't namefagging so you can be held accountable. Even so, I will be satisfied with constantly reminding you faggots of how wrong you were. I'll be making /cvg/ threads well after the outbreak is over. Hope you enjoy!

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>It literally cant be a nothingburger anymore. The world is shutdown internationally.

Russiagate literally can't be a hoax, we've had an official special counsel investigation for years!

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FOR THE HERD

My mother recovered last week from what was most likely corona (symptom free for atleast 7 days now) but has been sent to to the hospital today because her bloodpressure (with medication) spiked towards 200 again

I am scared

shut up no one cares about ohio

I wish people like that were the first to die.

A C C E L E R A T E

DIE SCHWARZE SONNE KOMMT!

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You severely underestimate nothingburgerfags abilities in mental gymnastics.

Can we get 1 million infections so we can get an update on Corona-chans huge tits? I need to coom

Ok new fren
I know the wider boards are a bit strange to you /ptg/ NPC's but lurk a bit more and I'm sure you'll learn the ropes

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stop raping yourself with your deathgrip idiot, cooming is degenerate

"Russia gate" didnt impact your life. There is no international travel for months, no sports, no olympics, and 37 million people without work in just our country alone. It literally can't be a nothingburger anymore.

>same daily deaths as the UK
>1/4 of the population

you're all going to die

why are you socposting

When's the best time to listen to Brooklyn EMS dispatch?

Are you retarded? Your analogy totally falls flat since Russiagate had basically no consequences.
The economic consequences from corona are already inevitable.

Even if there was literally no virus, the consequences from the lockdown are already anything but a nothingburger.

zerohedge.com/health/uk-drug-dealer-people-are-panic-buying-cocaine-and-weed-cope-covid-19-lockdown

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>You severely underestimate nothingburgerfags abilities in mental gymnastics.
See

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We get it you're gay and don't like woman. Move along sir

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Y'know what's really depressing? Even if this somehow magically ends one day, China won't suffer any consequences for its actions. There's just too much money put into for any government on the planet to do anything.
You think countries can restart their industries on their own soil over night?

I love you corona-chan

hey this one is a little weird
trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=why am I so tired

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We don't test at all unless its hospitalisations or health care workers

How did they do it guys?

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This started and still is a anime board son, get off my board off my board if you don't like it

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how can someone be that fat at 21?

Should our entire family and all of our friends attend the funeral of someone who died of coronavirus?

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Virus cannot kill what bullet does first

Less stress for many people since many more are at home?

>cvg #2761
Guess we have more deads in USA than threads, finally.
#1 USA.

all the tired are dead

>literally
Do you lift weights by any chance? You type like a noodle armed effeminate nancy boy. Either that or fat and out of shape. Can you post a body pic? I'm interested in what kind of peak physical specimen a tripfag like you would look like

Shortages coming in hot. Wanted to do final prep with weed yesterday and only got a third of what I wanted to get. With the Netherlands shutting down I better learn how to grow myself soon.

China will start reporting asymptomatic cases as from 1st of April

wagecucks no longer dealing with the exhaustion of their corporate slavery

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People are starting to suspect changs are full of shit.

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freedom

another example of a perfectly fit and health person dying. so many cases.

That's the spirit champ! Want to know what connects NYC, Italy, and Spain? All filled with greasy wops and spics!

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>believing anything the Chinese say

They reported their PMI magically went from ~35 to 51 yesterday. They're so full of shit

by lying.
also you a cuck.

Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
Oh and the last one is now also a win

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They lied, you stupid cuck

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>Hesse finance minister committed suicide by jumping in front of a high speed train upon seeing the economic damage to his state and to Germany and the realisation his grandchildren and their children will be paying off the debt.
>He was in charge of the finance of the state and Germany's financial centre of Frankfurt
>In days prior he was very active in promoting financial aid from the government to hard up families and workers.

This story went under the international radar lads.
When these types start dropping, then you should pay attention.

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Drudge linking to a report with an 'Exclusive' about the chinks working on coronachan at a lab close to the Wuhan market - TWO MONTHS after Yas Forums called it, MSM is beyond pathetic

so corona is free speed?

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by wearing masks, massive decontamination efforts and quarantine efforts and welding people in their houses to starve

> 845 new cases and 175 new deaths in the Netherlands.

jfl if you actually believe these numbers (our health service + newspapers here are talking about how we are stabilizing hahahahahahah)

This here is why Amerimutts are the laughingstock of the whole civilized world

when trump says 100k dead best scenario, does he mean after all of the waves or just wave 1?

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>We don't test at all unless its hospitalisations or health care workers
it's the same here except we are not even testing healthcare workers yet

U mad bro?

Low cases are due to

1)Faulty Chinese test kits and PPE gear.
2)Lockdown

This is already a happening even if it stops tomorrow

Now let me slide my meat between your empty buns

you threw off the meter
Our Coronachan, in whom we breathe
Hallowed be thy wings
...
And forgive Our Hazmat Suits
As we laugh at those who did not prep for you
..
Lead us not into Hospitals
and deliver us some tendies.
Amen

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We all know it's a leafvirus stolen by the Chinese

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NUKE CHYNA

Always liked cussing in the spanish language and the propensity for siesta and overall chill nature.
Please do not get Thanos snapped spainbros.

...

>yfw its hard to tell the phenotype of people in Weimerica these days because of the muttification.

Christ the predictions in Zweites Buch were spot on.

What's the symbolism behind one of her legs being weird in that image?

he means by the end of april

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>80% CFR

The Big Culling

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He means DC

Based. Let's break this WIDE open.

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Sorry fatties

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Guys, my dad has pre existing conditions and he drives a lot, what's the best type of mask to buy and where can I get them? It seems I was too late

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It's just gonna get a light slap on the wrists once this is all over and then they'll go straight back to working on another bioweapon.

twitter.com/Campaign_Otaku/status/1244822435414720513

200 Ukranians from vietnam break through airport quarantine

literally none of the western governments are prepared for ade, latent phase, reexpression, etc and they are only thinking about 1 spike

they dont know that coronachan is a sine wave function

I'm hearing some voice like TV News when I'm trying to sleep, it's really annoying