AUS/POL/ - TUESDAY EDITION #2

Go die in a hole

Go back

>Keep it civil lads
Fuck no m8.
I'm trapped on an island full of fuckin retards, why the fuck would I be civil?

First for where's my fucking money

Anime website faggot

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So I’m eligible for the JobKeeper payment. Do I have to actually work to receive this or what?

THIS, WHERE IS IT SCOMO, THE CLOCK'S TICKING
Just like America and the Native Indians, huh?

They know they’re probably gonna need to do some tyrannical shit here, or simply have predicted that shortages will get so bad that armed looting will become the norm, killing supermarkets, thus, get the guns back ASAP.
Sadly, they’ll be fucked for anything other than the registered guns.
Everyone who refused to turn in or register in 96 was saving their guns for a rainy day. Well, that storm has just arrived.

>Do I have to actually work to receive this or what
no

>posting anime pics
>calling someone else a faggot
pick one you retard

You sure? My employer is saying I need to come in for two days a week.

Where are our drugs mostly imported from, planes or by boats? Or do we just create drugs here?

Which is what my average week was. I was employed casually.

So who here thinks our pollies have fucked us and generations that haven't even been born yet?

IS eb games open you cunts or did they close yer?

how about you get the fuck outta your house and check?

>they’re the hedge against inflation
not hyper inflation, which is coming very soon.

YEAH NAH CUNT AND GET SICK ANSWER ME YOU CUNT

Anime website,faggot.
Well, if he hasn't stood you down then yeah you still have to go in and work like normal.

But if he HAS stood you down, then no, you don't have to go in and your boss will still have to pay you.
Someone told me submarines once

cunt how the fuck would I know? It's not like I go to EB games to buy my shit
Checking their site ebgames.com.au/
in my area they're still open

Facemask Company currently doing 5 million masks That is ramping up production to 25,000,000 masks by July
It’s like they are really worried about it
but I trust you pol
fake virus

WRONG, it would seem the weeb thinks this site (or at least this board) still belongs to him. It doesn't, other boards exist for a reason

I heard everyone who works at eb got corona and died m8.
Sorry, you'll have to go to jb .

Fuck, here we go. I was stood down but they want me to come in. Do I rock the boat and tell them to fuck off or do I do the two days at a much higher pay rate and just be thankful ScoMo has got my back? FUCK SAKES

Kek. That truly is a real worry bloke. The fucking brrrrr has been working absolute overtime it’s insane. A lot of short term bandaid fixes and not many long term solutions. Genuinely concerning

youtube.com/watch?v=uP4tpyFIDiU

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Yes. Imagine if they had closed the borders in the middle of February which they obviously should have, our economy wouldn't have completely tanked.

They’ve split it into 17 different waves that will be sent out over the next couple weeks.
After that, the additional 500 Scomobucks a fortnight will be added to your regular payments.
They are simply allocating additional funding into the system, as well as the ability to make substantially more payments than they have ever done in Centrelink’s history.
The payments are sent out, wave by wave, at midnight.
If you wake up and it’s not there at 6 am in the morning, don’t bother checking again for the rest of the day, just to check at 6 am the next day

Why would you check the site for him you cuck.

Brisbane tonight

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Take the cash you lazy nigger. Then when that dries up tell them to fuck off if you want. Ride the train while you can you stupid fuck.

Mount Isa 14th Jan. Yes cunts I need to take my meds because this is totally natural...

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thanks for the heads up, user
some cunts just need a helping hand the entire journey

I would just go in desu, IF they actually fire you I think you don't get the money from ScoMo.

However, if they decide that they are just going to wait it out after these two days, they have to pay you the money from ScoMo (~750 per week)

So don't hold my fucking breathe and just wait for my normal dole days?

SEA

>>mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/who-accused-of-suppressing-taiwan-coronavirus-response-data/12101512
We should have screened every cunt coming in.
Seems to have worked for Taiwan.
WHO are in damage control mode.

reporting date was 30th so i did it but an error came up so the payment date keeps getting pushed back everyday WTF

BRRRing 50 billion in 2008 didn’t make a dent big enough to notice too much, but it wasn’t without its side effects.
BRRRRRRRRRRRing half a trillion a month, at this rate, will be unseen in living memory, it’ll make Weimar look like a fucking joke.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing Australia's whole fucking GDP by years end, possibly many times over, this is gonna be mental.

Yeah I think I’ll go in. And to be honest I actually take a bit of pride in what I do and the business I work for, plus it’s an excuse to get out of the house for a bit.

Like I said, if they don't call you in again they still have to pay you $750 per week

>anime website
only newfags say

WHO Are bought and paid for by China. Nobody will soon forget how they told people travel bans were not necessary and held off on calling it a pandemic until everyone except them had already conceded that it was.

The JobKeeper payment is to keep people on the books even if there's tasks to do - so people can pay their rent and buy their orange mocha fappucinos.

this innocent island colony is forever fucked by western imperialism and greedy neoliberals.

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Bolivian Marching Powder forum.

They still get paid regardless of if they go into work from what I understand?

Yee.
When does your regular payment get sent out? Mine was today, and the money came in at midnight as usual, however, no $750 in sight. I’d be surprised if many people got it at all.
It may be bundled With your regular payment, but I would be surprised.
I’d say they’re just sending out everything they need to each day, and with whatever daily funding they have left, they will send out some $750 payments, either at random, I’m just working down a list.
As such, I don’t think they’ll be in anyway tied to anyone’s regular payments, and someone getting both at the same time would simply be a coincidence.
Don’t worry mate, it will come eventually, just try to hold out like you normally would for the next little while, then a month from now everyone is going to get Scomobucks with the regular payments and you can finally buy a copy of animal Crossing

WHO is an arm of the UN. Hopefully this will undermine global confidence in the UN more broadly. The UN needs to fucking die.

So you agree that we need to send crews overseas when rope season begins.

>even if there's tasks to do

Fuck, I meant, even if there's NO tasks to do.

Nah, chinks & shitskins fucked it.

No.

All salvos stores will be closing as of tomorrow

Grab a new wheelbarrow now, bread will be a couple trillion a loaf soon

Shamefully I don’t know enough about Weimar but I agree, it has the power to upset the whole Apple cart. Or highlight how insanely warped the concept of modern money and debt has become that it will highlight how flimsy and easily manipulated the system is, unhinging everything we know to be true about the “natural” state of the free market. Scary either way.

Next Wednesday mate. It's fucked, but you're right, as long as I get it. I don't even want anything else, just this 750.

All companies that receive the JobKeeper have a legal responsibility to pass on the money to their employees though

I was getting an error too, pic related.
I submitted it at four separate times yesterday, each time getting the same result, and the ability to report never disappearing, as if I hadn’t reported anything at all.
The first report I sent through was at 4 am, I have a suspicion that that might of gotten through to the system whilst demand was low.
If it’s still not sent through tomorrow morning, wake up early and try reporting again then.

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Yeah. If the cunts are coming in to work, or working from home if feasible.

fpbp

The company gets given money if they keep people on the books, they are under no obligation whatsoever to hand that money over to their employees though.
It’s just a grand and a half a fortnight to encourage emplyers to keep their employees on the books doing busy work, using money from the government to supplement income that would’ve come from customers

What if you usually at a bartender but now they’re getting you in the give the joint a new coat of paint? Still matched at the normal weekly hours you averaged previously?

why the fuck does alcohol have to be so fucking expensive lads. i just want to get drunk of a bottle of bourbon but the fucking alcohol prices are kiked. this is fucking bullshit, i've had enough, all i want to do is drown my sorrows with some fucking bourbon and i can't even fucking do that

Newstart for them.

I have to shart but no toilet paper

This, some dickheads seem to think it’s an extra on top of their wage, it’s to ensure the company can keep paying you instead of sacking you

Wait for boomers to die, buy deceased's infected estates

Nope. You'd be surprised how many fucking boomers have reverse mortgages. Banks will be taking that shit.

All you need to know is that we had the same shit as pre Hitler Germany except for economic collapse.
The riddle of the Jews success is a good read if you can find it.
Never knew that in the 30s they had furniture rentals, pay day loans act.
They mention 60% interest.
Find some pre Hitler stuff.
It is eye opening.

so what's stopping business owners from setting the hours or days back to the bare minimum and pocketing the government gibs?

I’m pushing all of my shit into metals, taking out the biggest loans I can and moving every cent out of fiat, so in the value of the dollar collapses I can repay the loans with a single piece of toilet paper and keep all of the capital.
What’s the worst that could happen?
The problem is in 2008 governments decided to stop capitalism from doing what it needed to do, allowing bad investments to fail, and instead made all bad investments good.
This is just delayed the inevitable cycles of collapse, At the cost back then of devaluing everyone’s money.
Now the problem has gotten so big That they cannot simply print enough money to fix all of the bad investments, because so much money would need to be created to do so the currency itself would become worthless, as such more would need to be printed, in a self reinforcing cycle, and that’s how you get hyperinflation
This is a nice simple article about the issue:
theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-coronavirus-has-shown-us-we-were-living-in-an-economic-fairy-tale/

Either governments can allow the system to collapse, or interfere and instead collapse the currency of the system is built on.
There is no third option

Miss me fucking gym ngl lads.

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They get fucked by the ATO.

it's already happened bro.

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Because they must pass on the full $750 per week regardless of hours worked. I think.

It's not really "passing on" the money, it's them paying you $1500 and then having it reimbursed by the ATO after the fact.
"Passing on" confuses brainlets and makes them think the business could just pocket the cash and not rehire redundant staff, well it doesn't work that way.

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I have the strongest empathy for you user. Best of luck

Speaking of food shortages. Anyone know a good place to stock up a little with rice? I have a couple 2kg bags but I can't find any larger bags anywhere. Fucking sucks.

All I need is rice, maybe pasta. I can get fish from the lake which is literally 15 metres from my backdoor.

Why dont you just do pushups, get sweat all over your chairs, and look at naked dudes from home?

Checked & #MeToo bro

Lots will just take the money and shut up shop.

kek , pathetic ads on tv with australian tv personalities looking weary ...

> "Come together australia we are stronk"

These cunts are going to coooof soon.

Can't wait for them to drop from the coooof one by one.

Unless the food riots kill them of course, or them paramilitary to appear in coming months.

Tick Tock.

are currently employed by the eligible employer (including those stood down or re-hired);

Eligible employers will be paid $1,500 per fortnight per eligible employee. Eligible employees will receive, at a minimum, $1,500 per fortnight, before tax, and employers are able to top-up the payment.

>business.gov.au/risk-management/emergency-management/coronavirus-information-and-support-for-business/jobkeeper-payment

You will get it regardless of if you are actually working or not so long as you are on the books with your employer.

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CORONABUX

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Give me 20 pushups you shit cunt

I bet there'll be a resurgence in applications after this blows over.
>It sounds like you want a... maid / broodmare who's completely selfless and dependent on you.

Yes.

Whats the point of women otherwise.

ahh kkkkk I understand
>The company gets given money to keep people on the books
Yeah, I got that part

I have passively tried to google a few years ago but to no avail. I have heard accounts and stories from friends but never been able to get my hands on any solid literature. Hitler touches on it in Mein Kampf but I read a cucked version and no details like that were mentioned. Thanks though, very interesting, I will try to seek it out again.