/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2760

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What are the chances the internet might go down?

you seem mad

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Holy shit this pandemic was pathetic, barely 800k and it's already slowing down almost everywhere

Post what you listen during epidemic
youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To

It's so funny reading this with a French dialect, kek
>Le cogsugers

The people claiming that we're anywhere near peaking are the ones coping. Italy reduced its tests by more than 50% yet didn't reduce their cases or deaths by that much. Which means it's still increasing rapidly.

BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
>BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
>BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
>BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM
BELGIUM ASK TO LET OLD PEOPLE DIE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL TO NOT SATURATE THEM

>abc.es/sociedad/abci-belgica-pide-dejar-morir-ancianos-fuera-hospital-202003310347_noticia.html

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So Spain, France, Italy and the UK all confirmed to be ignoring corona deaths in their stats.
b-b-but big bad China is a liar.

checking in

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Watchu talking 'bout?

>OH YEAH TAKE YOUR FUCKING CAR ON GO TO YOUR NEAREST FUCKING HOSPITAL AND TELL ME IF ITS A FUCKING WAR ZONE YOU DUMB NIGGER PIECES OF SHIT
In the US it isn't where I'm at. Shit is oretty fucking chill here. My sis (former RN) says that since the lockdown for the state there's been a massive drop in accident related deaths. Like bored staff at the hospital levels of no-dead, according to her friends.

holy shit putting billions of people under quarantine slows down a pandemic

It's not slowing down anywhere. Numbers are still skyrocketing.

>Survivors will be immunocompromised
>archive.is/2EQ6x
This is still freaking me out. Maybe it is just that the people who got sick enough to go to hospital already had low T cells before they were infected? Doesn't that make more sense than assuming covid 19 alters people's t cell count?

Checkmate, corona-chan

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,359 (3,173) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,189) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 67,051 (651) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 16,176 (373) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 9,876 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 7,443 (140) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,661 (165) Australia 4,557 (19) Norway 4,495 (34) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (90) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,449 (8) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (69) Poland 2,132 (31) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Finland 1,418 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Mexico 1,094 (28) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +515 (+17) Spain +6,461 (+473) China +79 (+5) Germany +166 (+6) Iran +3,110 (+141) Switzerland +254 (+14) Belgium +876 (+192) Austria +258 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +31 (+2) Norway +50 (+2) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Denmark +238 (+13) Malaysia +140 (+6) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+4) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Indonesia +114 (+14) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+1) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Albania +20 (+2) Channel Islands (+1) Bolivia +10 (+2) Tanzania (+1) Myanmar (+1) Portugal +1,035 Australia +97 Poland +77 Finland +66 Hong Kong +31 New Zealand +58 Morocco +18 Ukraine +1 Lithuania +42 Armenia +50 Bosnia & Herzegovina +43…

>FULL LISTS
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>Holy shit this pandemic was pathetic
Sorry, bro, this was my first pandemic. What was your first pandemic?

A reminder that most countries have either stopped testing completely or are reporting fake numbers to prevent panic.

>A reminder that most countries have either stopped testing completely or are reporting fake numbers to prevent panic.

A reminder that most countries have either stopped testing completely or are reporting fake numbers to prevent panic

>A reminder that most countries have either stopped testing completely or are reporting fake numbers to prevent panic.

5G SYMPTOMS
>5G SYMPTOMS
5G SYMPTOMS
>5G SYMPTOMS
5G SYMPTOMS
>5G SYMPTOMS
5G SYMPTOMS
>5G SYMPTOMS

Yes.

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Spain didn't even ask.

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THE CORONAVIRUS CAN STAY INSIDE YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 5 DAYS WITHOUT YOU BEING INFECTED
>THE CORONAVIRUS CAN STAY INSIDE YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 5 DAYS WITHOUT YOU BEING INFECTED
THE CORONAVIRUS CAN STAY INSIDE YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 5 DAYS WITHOUT YOU BEING INFECTED
>THE CORONAVIRUS CAN STAY INSIDE YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 5 DAYS WITHOUT YOU BEING INFECTED
THE CORONAVIRUS CAN STAY INSIDE YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 5 DAYS WITHOUT YOU BEING INFECTED

>abc.es/motor/reportajes/abci-covid-19-puede-permanecer-cinco-dias-coche-aunque-no-estes-infectado-202003310148_noticia.html

DO YOU LIKE, MY CAR (CAR)
GAS
>GAS
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>GAS
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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A literal retard on npr is talking about "putting or freedom on hold". Christs sake.

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Been trying to get unemployment because they fucking killed all non essential worker jobs. 200 fucking calls and no response.

I am now patiently waiting for riots so I can justify stabbing niggers and getting food.

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>What was your first pandemic?
Not him, but for me it was the flu.

kek

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I'm so happy our side of the boat doesn't have a hole...

>there can't be coronavirus cases if you can't say you have coronavirus

DING
DING
DING
DING
DING
DING

Coronavirus is not real, you schizos. It's all made up to enslave you even more. Resist it, while you can.

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The world ignored the Irish dead for hundreds of years. Are you surprised?

most countries are expecting peak next week no idea where this Europe is saved idea comes from aside from Italy lowering testing capability

>be American
>4 generations lived their lives in comfort and prosperity
>biggest happenings in their lifetimes were Vietnam war and a fucking 9/11
>4 generations of people who completely forgot how to feel fear or use brain
>because of it all, inevitable degradation of elites
>even president is a fag with room temperature IQ
>Lo and behold, Corona-chan comes
This is going to be great.

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Here comes the nothingburgers with they "B-b-b-ut muh death rate is low, it's just a flu!!11!1111"
You're right user, that's one of the scary things this virus can do. Let's hope for the best after all of this ends.

cute roach doggie.

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>Representative of the Health Board: Testing in nursing homes across Estonia is not conducted. Testing can be ordered for symptoms of the disease

>In nursing homes, patients and staff with symptoms are tested and case testing is also used. Steps are also being taken to provide segregated accommodation for staff, but it is clear that this cannot be done as a command.

>How far have you fared from testing in nursing homes? How many people a day? Triin Raag, Head of Services and Benefits Policy at the Ministry of Social Affairs and Head of Crisis Services at the Health Board, said that it is not numerically read.

JUST....

*our,
lmao Im drunk

You may as well say that for literally everything in existence that can harm you in any manner. Go fear monger you nothing burger to someone else. Also, I like your hills, for what its worth.

hey guys since yesterday ive been experiencing chest tightness and i feel like i cant breathe the same amount as i could before... i have no fever or any other symptoms just this.. do you think its the corona or i just got sick from being out in the cold?

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We are sending our covid patients back to loved ones without making sure they are not positive just 14 days symptom free

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Checked, based burgers pumping the numbers while others refuse to count at all!

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Someone must set up the ward off moon runes just in case shills enter the thread.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.38%) Germany (-0.61%) France (-0.72%) United Kingdom (+0.34%) Italy (-0.04%) Switzerland (-0.75%) Spain (+0.03%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (+1.42%) Netherlands (+0.67%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+4.27%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (-0.76%) Hong Kong (+0.77%) China (-0.50%) Australia (-2.15%) Singapore (+1.50%) India (+3.11%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (-0.15%) South Africa (+0.20%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-19%) Beijing (-12%) Wuhan (-23%) New Delhi (-56%) Dubai (-23%) Moscow (-53%) Rome (-24%) Milan (-14%) Berlin (-14%) Munich (-10%) Brussels (-20%) Paris (-31%) Madrid (-10%) Barcelona (-16%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-10%) Sao Paulo (-58%) Buenos Aires (-57%) New York (-51%) Washington (-45%) Miami (-44%) Toronto (-42%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-23%) Mexico City (-13%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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My state is predicting numbers to peak mid April. In meantime a statewide travel ban for essential trips only is in place.
This is a bit of a joke, because almost every job is considered essential, and there is still a ton of people going to work.
Do you think they will tighten up the quarantine?

Why do you need your sister to tell you how your state is doing? Don't you go outside, have a job, and meet people regularly enough to form your own opinions? You made it sound like you dwell in a cave, waiting for your sister to bring you good news.

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Wait, so even if you survive this you still get AIDS?

Stop scaring yourself, it's nothing. Go outside, take a walk in the park.

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10x ing every week. 1+ million dead in the US by late April, 30+ million infected. Do you have any idea how fucked April is going to be? How are you prepared?

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Cute borger user-chan.

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not only that but the germs aren't real
it's all made up

mnwelldir.org/docs/history/biographies/Bechamp-or-Pasteur.pdf

MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
>MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
>MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
>MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING
MADRID, SPAIN, HAS 3.603 DEATHS (+211 TODAY). 3rd DAY IN A ROW WITH DEATHS DESCENDING

CATALUÑA, GET READY TO BE NUMBER ONE NOW

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

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She has friends in the local largest hospital. I'm a farmer. I'm doing the same things I've always been doing, farming and shitposting. The only real change is that I sell my eggs for $2 more per dozen than a month ago. I only have so long to shitpost before I go pick up farm hands though, so my time with you is precious.

Oh yeah it's way better being locked indoors while the economy is hemorrhaging money into the politicians' pockets. We're not gonna rise like China after all this, Not with Albertitere looking out for "el pueblo"

GO CORONACHAN! PASS DIARRHEA TODAY!

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Even if they peak, that's only because everyone's who hasn't been infected is staying inside now, and they're eventually going to lift the lockdown leading to outbreak #2.

also chekt

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Except for it's already slowing down. There would be less deaths than from a fucking flu.

WHO, the UN, and globalists in general want shutdown

Non-tech billionaires want end of shutdown

Who's right? It seems both sides are evil

let's gooo wooooo

When the riots start, the essential workers will get yeeted first.

I'm comfy, but I don't want the people I care about to die... what do?

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Thanks. That should keep them at bay.

>implying
It won't even reach one million US infected by late April

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Why are so many people trying to straight up shit down conversation about the virus? These threads are for talking about anything to do with the coronavirus but I there always ends up being 50 post that just say happening over or nothingburger without any explanation or reason. /cvg/ doesn't just have to be about the numbers of infected, if you want to talk about it being a hoax so government can pass laws or that it is so some nwo can chip us all talk about that. The fact that so many people want to stop these threads when there are non stop Twitter screenshot threads that contribute nothing makes me think that this truly is happening.

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>going past diarrhea

BILL BTFO

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

youtube.com/watch?v=lg5WKsVnEA4

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not quite. you're immuno-compromised due to the ADE and possible cytokine storm, not to mention the intestinal sepsis. the AIDS bit is just how corona-chan spreads her love (with massive HIV protein spikes)

lmao power use is through the floor - they should be able to cope easily even with sickness

wtf are they up to?

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I read that Cali expects a late may peak.
Idk if things will tighten shit up. I hope they do
I don't trust gen pop.
>We need enforced lockdowns.

Time to start burning cars

India update at covid19india.org, +93 bringing total to 1440, +5 deceased bringing total to 48.

Story time:
>Be Muslim in Delhi
>Go to Nizammudin Mosque Corona event sponsored by Tablighi Jammat
>see 2000 Muslims just like you including some 200 foreigners trying to spread Islam.
>disrespect curfew and stay there
>Get infected and test positive
> 7 people dead
This shit is blowing up in media rn. Indians getting woke against Muslims.

Source:business-standard.com/article/current-affairs/nizamuddin-coronavirus-shocker-govt-stares-at-another-crisis-as-seven-die-120033100203_1.html

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Will 1M detected or 50k dead come first?

Polish government just appiled more restrictions on top of restrictions.

bros.. will it ever end...

we all have to make sacrifices user

Everyday I wish I could fuck the retard out of you rusky.

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I'm in Dallas...there's been less traffic which has been nice, but still way more cars on the road compared to what I imagined. Too many businesses remain open, including mine, and I don't really understand it since walk-ins & sales are practically nonexistent right now.
I'm thankful to have a paycheck, but from a business aspect, I think it's stupid to stay open.

>my state has more cases than the entirety of Japan

>WHO, the UN, and globalists in general want shutdown
what gives you that idea globalism and tourism is dead now EU was very reluctant to closing it's borders and they want them open again asap this shit fucks all kinds of NGO's open border society fuckers

Nice try, Zhang.
Post real China deaths or get stuck with a batarang.

> brainlet doesn’t understand exponential growth.
See

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Easy to see the spread, it follows where people are fleeing and along decades old major logistics routes. Why aren't we containing it? Its in fema jurisdictions I, II, III, and IV.
Let's work together for once to stop the spread and get this country healthy again, the world is watching we need to flex on those niggers before they doubt our abilities.

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true, we will build a better world in their honor

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Hey kike shills, stop fucking the thread up with your ramblings. We all know you made the virus in Isreal.

In fact, when the riots start I bet the jews will get culled.

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what does that accomplish

>have a job
>meet people regularly

user I-

ndtv.com/delhi-news/coronavirus-india-at-delhis-nizamuddin-75-tested-2-000-quarantined-after-mosque-event-2202935

Gentlemen, ladies and traps.

>10 THOUSAND PEOPLE ATTENDED THIS EVENT
>300 WERE FOREIGNERS
>1000+ WERE LEFT STRANDED BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTING
>9 THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE LEFT FROM THAT PLACE AND ARE SPREADING CORONA ALL OVER INDIA
>THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK
>OUT OF THE 1K LEFT HERE - 300 PLUS HAVE SYMPTOMS
>10 PEOPLE HAVE DIED AFTER LEAVING THIS PLACE

Icing on the cake ? - when they were being evacuated to hospitals, infected people were spitting outside of windows of the buses they were in.

India is officially kill. I fucked up my trip.

Who do you think still has money?

Has literally killed more in 3 months than swine flu had in one year.
>cope harder

Kill this virus I suppose

Seoul is next

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What use will money be to me during 'the riots'?

Yea sounds like anxiety or panic attack...stay indoors you are safe and comfy!

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what the fuck>

Dr John received hate mail from m*slims when he said that holy shrines would not cure you from the virus
They really are subhuman. Hopefully they continue to pray the virus away in mass gatherings.

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the absolute state of state

It's spring nigger, too much pollen. You have bronchitis same shits been fuckinv with me since February

Expect LA to be the first to go.
1992, here we come.

Fun? I thought you guys in Brazil know how to have fun.

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Oh bhaaaai, you're dead bro. Enjoy narak.

Wrong it’ll be there in a week or two, you fucking brainlet. If they can even test fast enough.

Denial and normalcy bias. The worse the data gets, the more aggressively and desperately certain people will insist that everything is fine and normal. It's their coping mechanism. It's not a healthy one, but it's all they have.

Lol its okay fren lib of congress just had a full blown concert with people literally rubbing against one another to give achievement award to country hick garth goy brooks even broadcasted on national tv following social distancing warnings.

You sure man? Does everyone with corona have first fever and then shortness of breath? Im 20yo btw

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EX-BARCELONA GOALKEEPER RUSTU, CRITICAL IN HOSPITAL FOR CORONAVIRUS, CAN DIE ANY MINUTE NOW
>EX-BARCELONA GOALKEEPER RUSTU, CRITICAL IN HOSPITAL FOR CORONAVIRUS, CAN DIE ANY MINUTE NOW
EX-BARCELONA GOALKEEPER RUSTU, CRITICAL IN HOSPITAL FOR CORONAVIRUS, CAN DIE ANY MINUTE NOW
>EX-BARCELONA GOALKEEPER RUSTU, CRITICAL IN HOSPITAL FOR CORONAVIRUS, CAN DIE ANY MINUTE NOW
EX-BARCELONA GOALKEEPER RUSTU, CRITICAL IN HOSPITAL FOR CORONAVIRUS, CAN DIE ANY MINUTE NOW

>marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2020/03/31/5e82f6d422601d4b548b4611.html

When will Australian sports begin again? I am looking at that as an indicator of recovery.

Jewish paedo receives justice

>happening of the century
>will kill less than the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunamis

This is some peak chink propaganda influence on American newspaper.
freebeacon.com/media/economist-runs-chinese-coronavirus-propaganda-disguised-as-news/
>The propaganda advertorials, which are ads designed to look like news stories, come from the Beijing Review, an entity backed by the Chinese Communist Party. The outlet has never registered with the Department of Justice as required by the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) and does not include a legally required disclaimer that the ad is being pushed by a foreign nation.

>"President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak toward victory," an advertorial published in the March 21 edition of the Economist reads. "China has rolled out ‘probably the most ambitious, agile, and aggressive disease containment effort in history.'"

>The Chinese government has routinely placed propaganda articles intended to mimic news reports. Most Chinese official mouthpieces, however, are registered as foreign agents in the United States and include the necessary disclaimer in their publications. The Beijing Review does not, making the dissemination of its materials in the United States the most egregious violation of law thus far.

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>tfw only rich, upper middle class and poorfags who work for them tend to get the Wu flu
What

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>so far

>people literally rubbing against one another
COOOOOMMMMM

Think how many stayed home

>thinking this won't exceed 250,000 deaths

imagine thinking social distancing is possible in India

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You are a delusional nigger faggot retard if you think it will kill more than quarter of a million total

yeah might have early symptoms use vitamin c 3 grams a day and get a humidifier. Rest well and often, dont overstress. Youre immune system should kick it off without problem, only concerned time if fat or unhealthy weak genetics.

Yeah they’re going to still be repeating it while we’re all in lock through may with 10-30% of the country infected, and 1-10 million dead

>>WHO, the UN, and globalists in general want shutdown
>what gives you that idea

They've run out of avenues to attack populists so now they're crashing it all to try to whip people back into line via crisis.

Look past the headlines and look at the points on their political agenda.

Case and point:
Democrats in the US declaring gun shops "non-essential"

Governor black-face in VA's "shelter in place" order extends to exactly 1 day after a hotly-contested special election: he's deliberately trying to suppress the in-person vote which favors Trump's party.

Pastors are arrested for holding church services, an open violation of the 1st amendment's freedom of religion and right to assemble.

The examples go on and on and there's now a huge queue for bill of rights violation lawsuits.

H1N1 has a similar death count trajectory but here we are with basic human rights under assault from every angle.

Uhhhhh b-bros

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Do you live in a rural area? If you do, I wouldn't take your surroundings as any indication that the rest of your state is okay.

YOUR CAR IS NOT IMPORTANT.
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIX IT.
THERE IS NO RUNNING.

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Sorry for the typos but I am MAD.

FUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Why is that every church, temple, gurudware (a Sikh equivalent of church) and islamic shrine in the country was shut down but this sect of Islam wanted to hold a 10K strong congregation here.

Other sects of Islam are calling for a fatwa on these people.

Behenchod tum kaunsa bachoge :D Sab saath jaenge.

Social distancing is a meme if you have infected people attending a 10 thousand people strong even in a closed building and then fucking off to every part of the country.

Its unironically ogre

Why are males in the world's Swarthy Belt most heavily affected? Is this a testosterone thing?

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>this won't kill anyone
>this will only kill old people
>this won't kill white people
>this won't kill more than a few thousnd
>this won't kill more than 250,000
what's the next stop?

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It’s rarely been a better time to have been a shut-in

SWEDEN UPDATE

4,435 Confirmed cases, increase of 407 since yesterday, highest so far

358 on intensive care, increase of 52 cases since yesterday

180 deaths so far, increase of 34 deaths since yesterday, i believe its the highest so far

oh... fuck please tell me you're trolling

nice lol

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>Kills less than some arbitrary even I chose that it must be compared to.
> Until it kills more then I'll move the goal posts again.
This is the exact thing I was talking about in my first post. People will just try to stop conversation about this.

trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=I cant taste anything

You need socks? Clothes? TOO BAD. YOU DON'T NEED THEM PEASANT.

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....good point.

At least we can kill jews.

he's too dumb, he thinks "globalism" = whatever trump is against.
so if trump is against lockdowns and quarantines and closing the goddamn borders, then those are globalism.

UHHHHHH B-BROS

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? This will kill at least 10 million million persons

>this won't kill anyone i personally know
>this won't kill me

>trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=I cant taste anything
FUCK I cannot put into words how bad this is, the implication is there are even more people than we realized who're infected with spread to the brain.. FUCK

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>Do you live in a rural area? If you do, I wouldn't take your surroundings as any indication that the rest of your state is okay.

I don't care of urban shit-libs with basedface are keeling over after openly voting against my nation's identity, culture, success, and prosperity for decades.

Let them die.
Open the businesses and LET THEM DIE, ALL OF THEM!

meanwhile populism on the rise everywhere in Europe and borders closed ngo's in shambles and all the greek borders are empty seems like a win for naitonalism nevermind how much ground EU is losing over this
your posting is horrible

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>Italy reported to be at peaking point
>mortality rate below 50% regardless
We lost bros, didn’t we?

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Loss of taste is a neurological problem, and its a symptom of COVID. We're fucked...

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asymptomatic brain infection with the first actual symptom being loss of taste is HORRIFYINGLY BAD.

>Europe full of naked peasant girls by 2021

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Its either coronavirus or an increase in kickboxing.

Fed law was passed declaring gun shops essential last week, Dems are trying to pass another gun shoah bill though hr 5717, faggots.

Wouldnt take this virus lightly at all its sars II edition but media is definitely overhyping to a degree as in reporting number of positive tests as death count and so on, normal jew media tricks still in play as expected.
Golden opportunity to set precedent for closed borders and keep them closed due to citing paranoia of viruses and bioweapons as well as supercharge the US economy via manufacturing stateside again using virus citing as excuse why if rest of world pries into why,

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gimi :DDDDDDDDDD

>i don't believe shrines have any anti-viral properties
he's a smug git and deserves it. can't stand the guy desu. why does anyone like him? He's basically a John Lennon boomer

I'm deeply fucking scared seeing the data because it confirms all the worst fears.. please make this stop

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>that spike above 50 in late December

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Who fucking cares about the rest of the world? LOL