PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MY PILLOW GUY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/o11XqleYmYM
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/Dzl1E4x-k2w
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/2AdUsBwuJSk?t=650
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
youtu.be/BWb8YqAVTgw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
youtu.be/Ksi9rL2sDXo
>FHFADir Calabria on HughHewittShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/dAfMJLULjS4
>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/Pez-vGyeydw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145718332001
>HHSVideo: 5 Things To Know About Household Cleaning 3/30/20
youtu.be/dgW7-0IOqKM
>StateDeptVideo: Assisting American Citizens Abroad 3/30/20
youtu.be/t7CwGQAZdSM
>WHVideo: Pres Trump's Actions on Corona-chan 3/30/20
youtu.be/DXyRhayN32A
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/lg--anohtSQ
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
youtu.be/GWlfg9007no

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DEFEND THIS

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Thank you Mr. President for letting us know several months ago that this was a pandemic. We know you tried to inform the masses years ago that coronavirus was not a hoax but they wouldn't listen. All those DAMN liberals were denying the virus existed but you saved us all by being honest. You're truly a medical expert who is a natural. Thank you again Mr. President.

MAGA

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o wow i cannot

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1. getting real tired of doomsday "experts", they have a habit of being very very wrong
2. please god let them be right this time

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MAGA!
My sides are in orbit

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based pillow man will lay his enemys for eternal sleep the most comfortable way

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>2. please god let them be right this time
based and ODP pilled

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What is even real in this fucking world of ours?

oh no no no who could have seen this coming

*blocks your path*

Why couldn't Trump just answer the question? Is he fucking retarded?

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>OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK

>*blocks your path*
what, to the buffet line?

>*blocks your path*
*crushes your car*

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MIGA

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>picrelated

Yeah, someone had to look deeper into this. After the MSM didn't really specify her party affiliation, it was clear that she was a democrat.

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That’s a good meme. Definitely a solid 10/10. Whomever is responsible for its creation must be incredibly handsome.

>still trying to pontificate to conservitards
lmao this woman needs a lobotomy.

Now that’s coping

Who would have thought a powerful black women would make you guys chimp out?

Fucking racist simps.

“Chimp out” is itself a racist term so you’re a racist and a nigger lover at the same time

nn everywan

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> mob psycho has some good parts too, same guy as well i believe
Demons slayer had some very well animated fight scenes as well, specially the ones involving the main character and also Zenitsu.

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liberals laughing and mocking MyPillow guy is seriously turning away a shit load of people to Trump kek.
check out #walkaway on twatter.

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>'essential' employee still working
> part time just for extra dough
>find out I got 30% pay increase for ... hazard? during shutdown, backdated even
>and trumpbux coming

This is the most lucrative bullshit story about a mundane virus Ive ever experienced. We should have fake pandemics more often. Shame I'm getting all this money in a collapsing nation. Apparently its the Fed that will be supplying the shit-paper.

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>a racist and a nigger lover at the same time
a Democrat?

nn fren

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yes that was a good one. imouto chan was a cute too.
get that money, user

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nn lain poster

>black
>powerful
niggers are braindead subhumans.

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MyPillow guy has a history with crack, the Democrats will eviscerate him. I'd love to have governor or senator pillowguy but it's not a good idea with the way the Democrats already lie about people and pillowguy has real shit. As long as women and cucks can vote that's just how society is.

>go to Twitter
Disgusting no thanks. Besides, I outsource my salt mining to this one very handsome pajeet

How is chimp out racist if applied to a group of faggots like yourself?

Please explain. Also I ruined your general.

>Washington Examiner
>kekservative
>coping
You're absolutely right.

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it makes no sense to me. they're acting like he sent thoughts and prayers and not thoughts and prayers with 50,000 masks a day.

Niggers are said to “chimp out” when they act like the monkeys that they are. Since you’re a gay liberal you should understand that referring to anybody as a monkey in any way is strictly forbidden to your kind.

Its nice and all, but I still feel like Im exploiting the company. Id let them keep it but idw be that guy that screws coworkers who probably really need it. Every day I tell them its all bs, and they mostly agree. Its all just sad, watching everyone play along to a lie because this is supposed to be reality.

>Its nice and all, but I still feel like Im exploiting the company.
So? Companies won't show loyalty to you. Don't return it.

>ruined
You ruined nothing, you doublenigger. Your very existence does test the patience of everyone and everything you come in contact with, however.

how the fuck can you hate on mypillow? seriously?
literally the most comfiest character in Trump era

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>Yas Forumseddit just learned about Ben 'Wheres my bottle' Affleck shagging Ana de Armas
ooh these kids are seething like crazy

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The headline isn't probably not false but ABC/WashPo and Monmouth have Trump and Biden tied within the MoE. So, even if you look at the General election polls, it's far from over from Trump.

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My pillow website crashed last night so many people were trying to order products. Pretty cool to see.

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REMINDER:

MAKE SURE YOU FILE A TAX RETURN FOR 2019 IF YOU DIDN'T FILE ONE FOR 2018. EVEN IF YOUR ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME IS $0, SO LONG AS THE IRS HAS YOUR BANKING INFO, YOU'LL GET $1200 DIRECTLY DEPOSITED IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

IF YOU DON'T FILE, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 4-5 WEEKS FOR A PHYSICAL CHECK TO COME IN THE MAIL SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, ARE NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND HAVEN'T BEEN CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT.

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>giving the government your bank info
Worth the wait desu senpai

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I know. Thats what makes it creepy. Its a fairly wealthy company. I feel like Im accepting free cigarettes in prison.

huh
why?
who?

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>I still feel like Im exploiting the company
Depends if it's an MNC or a smaller business growing.
If former, they wont care about you, if you become dispensable. If latter, then it's fine to feel that way

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that's admirable but really just roll with it, nbd

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They already have it, fampai. Money laundering control laws are pretty invasive.

FROM CRACK HOUSE TO WHITE HOUSE
Mike Lindell - The American Dream
Bet this will be his book.

Its a voluntary exchange. Your labor for money. You're not exploiting anyone or anything.

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That’s why you just keep the dirty money in cash dumdum

My understanding is that it cant be taken to pay delinquent student loans or back taxes, but somehow it can still be taken for late child support.. I may be wrong, but I think you had to gross at least 2500 to get the full amount, and even if you didnt you should still get 600.

no wifi, no sandals, no burning, no falling off a burning scaffold or getting one falling on you, and "no service."

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>you had to gross at least 2500 to get the full amount

100% false. that was one of the old republican proposals that was NOT passed.

the ONLY income requirement for the $1200 is that your adjusted gross income is $75000 or less. there is absolutely NO MINIMUM INCOME requirement.

Is Death end re;Quest any good? Im thinking of playing it if the quarantine period gets extended in my country

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>produces 50k masks each day
>'hurrr what dystopian hellscape is this'
god i wish trump was even 1% as bad as everyone is making him out to be just to STFU free speech once and for all.
human arent meant to talk freely at all, especially on the interwebs. if you cant hit them for being dumb on the spot it doesnt count as speech.

wtf l luv corona chan now

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Industrial society and it’s future, amirite?

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and don't owe back child support

> twitter user with a PhD.
> Dur why pillow man on TV?!?!
They just give those things away these days?

Well thats good. I read the germane parts of that bill. But theres all sorts of administrative policy within agencies I would never know about either that I dont think is actually in the bill.

Every time I see images from Burning Man, the words “imagine the smell” can’t help but come to mind. Purely in the negative connotation, of course.

One of the things that is impressing me about post 2015 anime is the attention to the sound engineering of the scenes, sometimes it is even better than the animation itself.
See: That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime. Subpar animation but they make up for it in the sound effects [1]
> COME ON FUCKING SLIME; GIVE THE GIRL A HEADPAT FOR FUCK SAKE!

[1] youtube.com/watch?v=lsYDf45M8BM

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when the fuck does Trump wake up?
I need the twitter storm

Quarter hourly reminder that trump is a huge faggot who betrayed his base on every issue to suck Jew dick.

I forget to squeeze out the sauce.
presscalifornia.com/2020/03/30/burning-man-delays-ticket-sales-indefinitely/#the-comments

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> SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN
Nope, SSN only

democracy is a giant meme since forever, also cut individual rights in half especially for womemes.

> I feel like Im accepting free cigarettes in prison.
You are, but the whole country is paying for that with their behinds so you might as well take it, you are paying for that either way.

"Because some people wear their masks wrong, we urge the general public not to wear masks."

What a fucking disgrace.

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>dont wear masks!
>dont wear gloves!
>send them to chingchongs instead, the WHO told me so!
fucking token nigger need to fuck off

>GIVE THE GIRL A HEADPAT FOR FUCK SAKE!
she's cute, and flat
yeah it really feels like the country is economically spiraling out of control due to media induced hysteria, might as well get yours because it's a fucking free for all

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user, if you haven't filed taxes in several years but you do have a social security number, how does the gov know to send you a check? and if they somehow knew to send you a check, how do they know what adress to send it too? your SSN is not linked to any address on file with the government

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Here is the even worse part
> Yeah yeah, wear masks
> No, what do you mean locally sourced masks are just too expensive, here is an idea
> LET'S FUCKING IMPORT THEM FROM CHINA
Webm related, enjoy smelling some chink feet (at best)

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He was trying to prevent mass-buy-out of medical supplies. He is not wrong, but he should be impeached anyways.
BTW, who made him the general of surgery?

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