/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2759

► Detected: 799,742 (+15,026) ► Died: 38,721 (+938) ► Reset: 15:11:27

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 203 countries and territories infected —
— 2.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,425 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
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Austria forbids entrance to supermarkets without masks
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25% of Britain's NHS doctors are out sick or in isolation
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Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
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Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
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>RESEARCH
Survivors will be immunocompromised
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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>REMINDER
China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
05:53: 136 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
05:34: Joachim Yhombi-Opango, the former president of the Republic of Congo, has succumbed to coronavirus at a Paris hospital.
05:01: 127 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.
04:45: 72 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
04:43: 861 new cases and 32 new deaths in Germany.
04:41: 59 new cases and 6 new deaths in the Czech Republic.

>SOURCES
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Looks like daughter is sick. Was giving her a bath to lower her fever and her body is all reddish, especially her chest and back. Says her arms and legs are tired. No Corona symptoms, probably just a regular flu.

NEW RAOULT VIDEO OUT NOW
>2 minutes ago
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Repeat after me:
NONE CAN CONTAIN US
Not the chinks not gooks or japs and CERTAINLY not mutt creatures

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I need to jack off so bad. It’s been fucking weeks

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

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hope she feels better soon

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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

im not ready for my japanese idols to get sick IM NOT READY STOP THIS RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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7% of people in Tokyo have coronavirus symptoms

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>Now, it's April

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less humans
less pollution

Corona Chan just reached 800k

This retard refuses to do any randomized clinical trial with researchers and there's several inconstistencies with his studies, like the fact he puts patients on choloroquine a day before they recover and says that's what caused them to recover and doesn't do a control study with placebo. Not to mention even his statistics have major faults. Dismissed

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Masks will be mandatory in supermarkets in Austria starting tomorrow. They will be distributed by the supermarkets at the door.
webm related.

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NIce milkers
Shit pasta bait
Hope you die, burger

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How long until he snaps and kills Fauci?

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

yesterday and today only +15k around this time, before it was around 20-30k
so is it already peaking? growth seems to have slowed down nearly everywhere

this guy is a fraud

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,359 (3,173) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 94,417 (8,189) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 67,051 (650) Iran 44,605 (2,898) France 44,550 (3,024) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 12,775 (705) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) Austria 9,851 (128) South Korea 9,786 (162) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,831 (17) Brazil 4,661 (165) Australia 4,557 (19) Norway 4,495 (34) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,002 (25) Ireland 2,910 (54) Denmark 2,815 (77) Malaysia 2,766 (43) Chile 2,449 (8) Russia 2,337 (17) Romania 2,245 (69) Poland 2,132 (31) Philippines 2,084 (88) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Pakistan 1,865 (25) Thailand 1,651 (10) Indonesia 1,528 (136) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Finland 1,418 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Mexico 1,094 (28) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +515 (+17) Spain +6,461 (+473) China +79 (+5) Germany +166 (+5) Iran +3,110 (+141) Belgium +876 (+192) Austria +233 (+20) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Israel +136 (+1) Brazil +31 (+2) Norway +50 (+2) Czech Republic +1 (+2) Malaysia +140 (+6) Russia +501 (+8) Romania +136 (+4) Philippines +538 (+10) Pakistan +148 (+4) Thailand +127 (+1) Indonesia +114 (+14) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+1) Slovenia +46 (+4) Estonia +30 (+1) Hungary +45 (+1) Lebanon +17 (+1) Kazakhstan +34 (+1) Albania +20 (+2) Channel Islands (+1) Bolivia +10 (+2) Tanzania (+1) Myanmar (+1) Australia +97 Denmark +238 Poland +77 Finland +66 Hong Kong +31 New Zealand +58 Morocco +18 Ukraine +1 Lithuania +42 Armenia +50 Bosnia & Herzegovina +43 Latvia +22 Bulgaria +20…

>FULL LISTS
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>memeflag
Filtered.

China do well to halted virus spread of. You respect them. I hope we learn from this.

>► Reset: 15:11:27


Explain

im probably going coo coo from stress but i can't stop thinking this is god's punishment and humanity became too wayward

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Guys I've been having trouble breathing the past few nights while sleeping and it's been waking me up. I just figured it was anxiety from all this shit going then this morning I tried to fall back asleep and every time I did it immediately felt like there was concrete in my lungs and I woke up right away gasping for air.
Am I gonna die bros?

The distribution changed, but the record of deaths was yesterday 3700+

GMT time and daylight savings delayed it. Some countries now report later

Only schizos repeat the same thing over and over. Why not take your own advice and see a doctor? They can probably help you out with that obsessive spamming problem of yours. Ironically, you're projecting the very illness you have onto everyone else.

Colour me shocked.

>cured a thousand people
>IT'S NOT RANDOMISED IT"S PLACEBO THEY WERE ABOUT TO HEAL ON THEIR OWN I KNOW BETTER THAN EVERYBODY IN THE TOP INFECTIOUS DISEASE HOSPITAL

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Why doesn't USA exit WHO and slam them for sucking so much dicks?

TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL DIED IN BELGIUM
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I doubt humanity is fully going to collapse thanks to this shit, but realistically speaking, what's going to happen in the end?
Maybe another economic depression? People have already started losing faith in the government, or at the very least seeing with their eyes that they cannot fully rely on them at all during situations of major crisis such as this.

Maybe things will not change worldwide because of this but there are sure going to be countries undergoing MASSIVE changes, China for example who is probably on the verge of overthrowing the communist party and some point and gutting Xi Jinping in the streets like a dog.

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Anyone have a link to the video when Tedros said it was airborne in the conference a little while ago?

Hundreds of experts have called him out as a fraud. Also he said it would never reach France.

Economy will return very fast, we are already seeing things return to normal

Study statistics and look at his studies and you'll see where they're at fault. If you even bothered to look at them at all. They've been using hydroxychloroquine here at our hospitals, and they have absolutely no effect. They didn't work against SARS, they don't work against this. Do you even know what mechanisms chloroquine uses to inhibit?

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i don't feel so good...

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Greece is about to announce time limits for any kind of home leave, while already regulating them with SMS.

Scientists from the Technical University of Crete using a model, define the peak for the greek COVID-19 infections around May 2020

>from nothingburger fag to suddenly i have the cure in 2 days
biggest fraud ever ofcourse he's french

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.01%) Germany (+0.04%) France (-0.27%) United Kingdom (+0.65%) Italy (+0.44%) Switzerland (-0.26%) Spain (+0.51%) Austria (0.00%) Poland (+1.76%) Netherlands (+1.04%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+5.21%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (-0.59%) Hong Kong (+0.87%) China (-0.44%) Australia (-2.20%) Singapore (+1.47%) India (+3.48%) South Korea (+2.15%) Taiwan (+0.11%) South Africa (+0.15%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-1%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-3%) London (-2%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-16%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-54%) Los Angeles (-48%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (261m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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die

China could have and even they couldn't...
Good luck corona-chan happy 800k today!

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Context??
Is there a reason that she died or is it one of these mysterious young deaths?
Nice trips of doom tho

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You're already dead user.

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youtu.be/HeskASnreEE
I don't remember the timestamp

Just a normal flu season in NYC

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just buy a fucking burger

>I doubt humanity is fully going to collapse thanks to this shit

If they keep grinding their heel into the nuts of the economy, yes it will.

some 70% of employers are small "street-level" businesses of the type being utterly annihilated by quarantine orders.

You'll see some real shit next week as the sheer number of rent/mortgage defaults sweeps in like a tsunami.

That's when the real discussions start happening, because or "institutions" will be facing a credibility crisis not seen since 1929.

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How about asking a doctor, eh?

Which was the worst president's performance against the pandemic so far?

My vote goes to Bolsonaro and it's not even close

OH NO NO NO ONO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

BUT THE PUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK NOOOO

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Thank you

Checked
NOT THE LOLIERINOS!!!!!

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The bug people did this...

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lmao they aren't being annihilated, its been 2 fucking weeks schizo. things will return to normal very fast.

I would have vouched for ours but goddamn Bolsonaro is the runaway winner.

priced in

1M soon

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China's going to get away with this shit. They have too much money in various media sources and politicians. The SJW cancer is planted too deep for anyone to be upset at them. Everyone falls for their lies over and over again.

You wish

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So that means we're winning lads?

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Anons I require all rule 34 pics of our beloved corona-chan for science purposes...

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>7% of Tokyo have either a cough or fever
wow, that's some newsbreaking info right there

more dead brazilians make world better

NOT THE LOLIS

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>not Plague-sama

I've got my own so i'm not touching their dodgy shit masks.

seconded

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good

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Her tits must be just aching. Getting ready for another surge