/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2758

>153 billion cases

Holy shit... this might be serious guys...

I'm so over this.
When do we start fucking with people.
Like phone in microwave shit?

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What happened in Belgium today?

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>ILL SAID IT AGAIN EVERYFUCKINGDAY
I've seen spammers more consistent and interesting than you give up trying.

Ok Chang. Now go eat a bat.

maybe ur family and friends are just shit doctors and unwanted even in times like these

F
Didn't a Belgian child die just yesterday?

Why don't you go Film your hospital.

Hearing voices again, Francois?

Are you that desperate for Pizza, that it's worth getting your lungs melted for?
Just make some pasta, eat some bread, etc.
Risking your health over life over 15 minutes of Pizza-happiness.

No-one's gonna spit in your pizza, you can get fired for that and it's hard to do. Really not worth the risk unless you REALLY hate the person you're serving for.

GARY HAS TOXO GUYS

Roll for the next Kung Flu hotspot:

0: USA
1: UK
2: India
3: Israel
4: Turkey
5: Brazil
6: Mexico
7: Canada
8: Australia
9: Japan

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Don't wear a mask
>January 30th

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how can one man be so based.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO BROS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A NOTHINGBURGER I THOUGHT THE POOOMP WOULD WORK NOOOOOO

NOT MY ECONOMIRINO

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read this
tagesspiegel.de/wissen/gefaehrliche-krankheit-keime-und-kamele/9837904.html

did they allready try to infect us with the mass immigration?
> coronavirus 2012

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Wear a mask
>March 31st

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Its India, and its my city :D

So I made 30x a $15,000 bet thanks to this board... just dropping by to say thanks and stay safe,
t. Unemployed but richer

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I think people are starting to see the fear mongering politics of a flu like virus that will kill less than 99% of us really being used to kill a booming economy before an election!

digits for all countries at the same time

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only reason we haven't reached that yet is because of how effective the lockdowns are.

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UK

That's MERS

uhh bro?

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Is Shyla Stylez really dead?

All of them

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

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thanks argiebro for your service, you a true fren to us all

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checks out

don't die retard

1st tomorow and all the people who got fraction of their earnings this month will have to pay rent etc. Will we get more chaos?

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just in case one of these disinformation rats waddles its way into the thread:

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Delhi is kill?

big if true

Pls not japan I need anime

I wish europoors could trade burger options

OH NO NO NO NO

Roll

I don’t think the profit motive will support a chloroquine cure

ndtv.com/delhi-news/coronavirus-india-at-delhis-nizamuddin-75-tested-2-000-quarantined-after-mosque-event-2202935
Read and remove your memeflag faggot :D

Unironically based, I will try my best not to.

I think there might be another reason why we haven't reached 153b cases dawg.

hopefully.

Why does the news keep saying things will get really bad in 2 weeks? I've been hearing this for about a month now

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The fuckers shilled for China for a full month. That nigger should be roped.

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Coronavirus and technically it happend yesterday because you always get the dead for the day before so she died on monday

You are on lockdown so they know where to find your body. Nothing more.

where are the european curve projections??

imperial college london papers are based but I want some curves with dates on them

how long do you think they will really ban dining in restaurants?

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"Stop overreacting about this faggot little virus"
- t. WHO

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Fauci is a traitor...when will the President wake up???

2 weeks was already a meme back in January

absolutely based and malthusian-pilled

How many of these things give you permanent lung and testicular damage?

FULL MEDICAL HISTORY OR GTFO

Based Gary, please don't butcher your kitty

post more corona-chan, I'm horny

Funny how some of you are screaming this is over when Spain just reported 9k new cases and 849 new deaths today.
This will be a looong ride, you better accept it now.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: THIS IS A BIG DEAL!
EVERYONE NEEDS TO START PREPPING NOW !!!!!

The last thing the government want in the middle of an pandemic is mass panic. So they need to calm the herd so you dont do something stupid goy.

because it is, we fall into complacency, and normalcy bias takes hold

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Incubation period. It starts to die down and suddenly explodes two weeks leter. We've seen that several times since January

ndtv.com/india-news/coronavirus-india-delhi-markaz-nizamuddin-mosque-sealed-after-7-covid-19-deaths-850-moved-out-for-qu-2203336?pfrom=home-coronavirus-topscroll_live
Here is part 2 :D

NOTHING BUT HEALTHY BUT YOU WONT ACCEPT IT ANYWAY FILTHY NOTHINGBURGER FAG

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Holy fuck these threads all come from the worlds mimosa bored argie.
What a fag.

Fun fact
Rocco has fucked more women than covid-19 deaths

>Abortion
>death
lol

gib usa i want my fucking nyc lockdown

spain just increased from the 2 day weekend trend it's only rising numbers from here

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Gosh this guy is late to the party

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Still not enough to affect clueless people.
The people in the WHO and governments giving out these early advice and guidelines on how people and countries should behave will be responsible for thousands, hundreds of thousands of deaths.
>don't wear a mask
>don't restrict travel
>don't change your behavior
And they say not to worry about food now.

The first question I had when this happened is what deep state pedofiles are weaponizing the CDC.

>How bad was it 2 weeks ago?
>How bad was it 2 weeks before that?

Less than 200k cases 2 weeks ago, less than 100k two weeks before that, deaths 10 times higher now than 4 weeks ago. How bad do you think it will be in another two weeks faggot?

t. /cvg/ late January early February

>The COVID-19 Virus May Have Been in Humans For Years, Study Suggests
rdcu.be/b3jfp

Thanks, have some titties.
Stfu faggot or I'll invade you again, it's not the same and I'm getting 2 pizzas for €7,49, so it's cheaper.
What's the point of your post if you can't even answer a simple question. It's an universal one too: How much time must a piece of food stay in the oven at X temperature for Y minutes to kill the virus if it's present.

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how many people without any other terminal diseases did the beer flu kill in europe/USA?
oh shit thats right, zero.

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Guess where all the masks are?

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What human being holds the Guinness world record for sex partners hmm

Evidence No1. why not everyone should be allowed to access the internet.

I will just leave this here.
youtu.be/X3KYNhX9qlo

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Today's /cvg/ tune

youtube.com/watch?v=CAxWoGC1rMM

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Post corona-chan growth gif

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archive.is/aSteR
>FDA: About Facemasks and N95 Respirators
Facemasks and N95 respirators are devices that may help prevent the spread of germs (viruses and bacteria) from one person to another. They are one part of an infection-control strategy that should also include frequent hand washing and social distancing.
Forever - 2019: Wear a mask
2020: JUST wash your hands dork, only losers wear a mask lmao

prove it

oh hey you're back, I missed you fren, now we can continue our conversation. So I've had a fantasy about torturing men for a long time now, but not explored it. thoughts?

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Man, they must be some really shitty pizzas

China didn't wear masks?

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WHAT IF COVID 19 IS A BIOWEAPON ??????

Unironically what will chinks do to colonixe the world after all this blows over?
The UK is absolutely seething over them right now, I could see several nations banning chinks for several years.

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fucking kek

>How to read graphs

It is all open and available on worldometer, graph over confirmed cases and graph for deaths from day to day.

Dear schizos,

Back in January you all insisted that by March we'd have "millions dead". Now, it's April and we barely hit 40,000.
It's time to realize that this little virus is an over-hyped nothing burger. It is not too late for you. You have to understand that you are living a lie. There is still time to save your brain. Remember the doctor your parents used to take you to as kids?
The one who just talked to you? Help is only one phone call away. There are people who want to help you overcome your delusions. All you need is pickup your phone and call them.
There will be no "millions dead". Life in China is already normal again. The curve is flattening. Your 'happening' is over before it began.
Stop these threads, they are not productive. They help nobody. They only harbor and reinforce your delusional fantasies.

Come back to the real world.

Rate my mask /cvg/

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The biggest joke on april's fool this time is the year 2020 itself lol.

Care to post the fucking source?

They have said it works and it doesn't like 50 times already

Communist chinese goverment have aborted around 400 million babies since 1970. No lockdowns, no business closings, no nothing.

Ok, a handful of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. The quarantines are lifted, cities are open, it's fact.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't test those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- Same is true about Spain
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as their capacities are not overwhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- American numbers should be more or less correct (at least relatively to the dynamics of infections growth) if we discard huge population of black ghetto dwellers and social outcasts living and dieing on the streets. These are groups forgotten by all.
- Latin countries and especially Italia got hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy.

we're in the real world, it's a massive lockdown fest.

After Easter everything will be open in Italy.
Based people like Giuseppe Conte and Mr. Trump said it.

Screencap this.

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Belgium is not a safe place for children. Why are they still there anyway since Dutroux and the EU satanic elites?

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Kelsey Farish in Houston I fucked in 2012

how many people without any other terminal diseases did the beer flu kill in europe/USA?
oh shit thats right, zero.

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what will the theme be tomorrow any hopes wishes you guys have?

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you will need a wet market to put it

I would fart on your pizza if i had to wageslave rn

why bother updating chinese numbers?

They're normally €14,99 each but there is a 2x1 tuesday promotion and I also have a 50% discount coupon.

trump should come out and say its cured, and when all the normalfags go outside they got shot because martial law was actually declared

>The biggest joke on april's fool this time is the year 2020 itself lol.
>haha april frools we has cure - china

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Gary!
Based meta-thread shitposter.

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Site shutdown

forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2020/03/30/fda-approves-anti-malarial-drugs-chloroquine-and-hydroxychloroquine-for-emergency-coronavirus-treatment/

Big red line go down weee

Hi Greek fren, good to see you. Hope you're keeping our borders safe

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Really makes you think.

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I hear Brussels is nice this time of year

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Thanks for giving me ideas.

FUUUCCCKKK I JUST SNEEZED 3 TIMES IN A ROW

The top comorbidities in Italy:
>Ischeic Heart Disease
>Diabetes
>Asthma
>Obesity (BMI>25)
That's 80% of burgers and 60% of Europeans

the digits have spoken.

Release the boomer remover

Let's troll epic style tomorrow, fellow Anonymous!

Because some of the people who have started to have symptoms now will be dead or in ICU, and people who have been infected but are asymptomatic now will have developed symptoms

nice work mr survivor.
10/10

How about the really thick kind?
Like pizza pie?

Assuming this has any validity. What happens to all of the governors who thought it would be a great idea to ban the drug in their states?

Based
Pls do this

Yeah, just make more dough.

>corona and self-isolation
>earthquakes keep impacting the capital
>snows in fucking march

can shit get worse for croatia? yes, I imagine they can.

oh no, so its just like a flu?
how many people without any other terminal diseases did the beer flu kill in europe/USA?
oh shit thats right, zero.

I have corona and I'm going to spread it as much as I can so if you're taking bets bet on Canada.

ANYTHING PLEASE GOD THIS EITHER NEEDS TO HAPPEN OR NOT STOP LEAVING ME IN LIVING PURGATORY

I have collected fuckloads of information on this virus. Absolute fuckloads. Lungs, Heart, Liver, Kidneys, Brain, Reproductive System. COVID-19 affects all of them.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

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