/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2758

► Detected: 799,542 (+14,826) ► Died: 38,720 (+937) ► Reset: 15:54:11

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 203 countries and territories infected —
— 2.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,425 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Trump's best-case scenario is 100,000 dead Americans
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25% of Britain's NHS doctors are out sick or in isolation
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Japan finance minister calls out WHO, praises Taiwan
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Dead bodies are loaded onto refrigeration trucks in New York
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>RESEARCH
17 year old in the US dies from infection, no previous conditions
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Virus affects blood circulation
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97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
05:53: 136 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel.
05:34: Joachim Yhombi-Opango, the former president of the Republic of Congo, has succumbed to coronavirus at a Paris hospital.
05:01: 127 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.
04:45: 72 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
04:43: 861 new cases and 32 new deaths in Germany.
04:41: 59 new cases and 6 new deaths in the Czech Republic.

>SOURCES
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>Dead: 38,423
lol, still only 38,423.
How many days has it been stuck at 38,423? Four days? Five days?

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Should I order some pizza? I have a 2x1 coupon. I'm concerned about psychos spitting on my pizza despite I tip well. Would a flash heat in the oven eliminate any spit danger (e.g. 200°C / 392°F for 5 minutes)? Store claims they have new policy where nobody touches the pizza after the baking (goes straight to the box) which nothing can be added on top after (like chillies, oregano, etc.) from the store, but still.

Replies get titties.

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YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKSUKING RETARDED NIGGERS MAKING JOKE ABOUT NPC SHEEP WATCHING CNN WHILE PANICKING OVER THE SAME SOURCE OF NEWS
>MUUH HOSPITALS ARE WAR ZONES MEDICAL WORKERS ARE OVERWHELMED

OH YEAH TAKE YOUR FUCKING CAR ON GO TO YOUR NEAREST FUCKING HOSPITAL AND TELL ME IF ITS A FUCKING WAR ZONE YOU DUMB NIGGER PIECES OF SHIT
>MUUH YOU SAID THAT YESTERDAY

CHOKE ON MY BALLS NIGGER ILL SAID IT AGAIN EVERYFUCKINGDAY TILL YOU NIGGER DUMBASS FAGGOT ASS JEW RETARDS UNDERSTAND HOW LOW YOUR FUCKING IQ IS
>MUUH THE NUMBERS

BASED ON WHAT NIGGER ON THE TEST KIT WITH LESS THAN 40% ACCURACY OR MAYBE THE CHINESE FUCKING COMMUNIST PARTY NUMBERS
YOU GOD DAMN WASTE OF OXYGEN GO TO YOUR NEAREST WINDOW AND CHECK THE HEIGHT IF THE CAR ARE SMALLER THAN YOUR HAND IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN SAFELY JUMP TO YOUR FUCKING DEATH
>MUUH I..

7 FAMILY MEMBERS AND 3 OF MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING DOCTORS AND NONE OF THEM I FUCKING MEAN O FUCKING NONE OF THEM GOT CALLED BACK
YOU KNOW FUCKING WHY FAGGOTS BECAUSE ITS A ABSOLUTE FUCKING JOKE YOU GODDAMN BRAINLESS LOW IQ NIGGER FAGGOTS

Happening over. No depression. No million deaths. BTFO

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12 year old Belgian girl dies
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How's the cat Gary? Got the tracking device out yet?

Pizza is fine. Virus need less than 149f to live for more than 30 min

Make your own goddamn pizza. It's really not hard, give it a try.