AUS/POL/ - TUESDAY EDITION

reGood afternoon gents,
>6 Baggage handlers test positive, advice is to "wipe down your bags"
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-live-updates-covid-19-australia-restrictions/12104716

>Billionaire landlord stands firm on rents
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-queensland-business-landlords-small-business-rents/12101808

>Virgin Australia seeks $1.4 billion coronavirus bailout, Qantas says if that happens, it wants $4.2 billion
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/virgin-seeks-coronavirus-bailout-qantas-warns-against-payouts/12105654

>Civil liberties concerns over Australian police powers to issue fines for coronavirus rule breaches
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/31/civil-liberties-concerns-over-australian-police-powers-to-issue-fines-for-coronavirus-rule-breaches

>Coronavirus cannot be kept away by face masks, says WHO (Stop wearing face masks, they dont work, doctors need them.)
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-cannot-be-kept-away-by-face-masks-says-who--c-901591

>UN warns of potential global food shortage
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-could-result-in-breakdown-of-global-food-supply-chains-un-warns-c-900380

>Stock market swings to heavy losses after strong morning trade. Down 2%.
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-asx-200-swings-to-heavy-losses-after-bright-morning-for-australia-traders/ed998e26-99f5-4855-a3c6-5c47e986e412

>Electronic tracking, 10 years in jail under tough WA plan to tackle COVID-19 crimes
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/wa-coronavirus-crime-plan-for-jail-terms-and-electronic-tracking/12104286

>Victoria bans guns after permit applications more than double amid COVID-19 pandemic
9news.com.au/national/victoria-bans-guns-firearms-during-coronavirus-pandemic/c79be725-280d-4173-b761-e364d4544433

Keep it civil lads
Previous:

Attached: 1567690214881.jpg (659x1098, 279.63K)

Other urls found in this thread:

2gb.com/police-commissioner-assures-were-not-a-police-state-as-coronavirus-fight-ramps-up/
youtube.com/watch?v=j40YC5d6RzA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

cvg predicted this.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING $750

I have a penile yeast infection (see attached pic, not mine, but exact same)

Ask me anything

Attached: fuck.jpg (679x452, 34.75K)

hey just getting the app working i assume yall are doing the same

Attached: aware.jpg (504x382, 51.54K)

Predicted what?

Try and get on the DSP

can you coom with this?

>Keep it civil lads
I'd rather not m8.
Some ones bound to need a good old serving and I'm here to serve it.

How to redpill normies on twitter, the easy way.
>Make twitter account
>Search for “coomer bruce”
>Follow everyone coomer bruce follows
>this will fill your feed with all the major news accs (abc,7,9, and a bunch of other accounts normies talk on)
>Post redpills like pic related in comments of tweets of news and shit
There’s never been a more opportune time to redpill normies on chinese virus. Wake up the sheeple

Attached: AF2576FF-1B65-43CC-99D1-D31DDC99CCE2.jpg (750x551, 571.45K)

Suck it out poofta

Attached: F96E2716-BDE7-4E43-8EDA-D902601B194E.jpg (610x719, 37.68K)

Are boongs exempt from the travel restrictions or hanging around groups?
I bet not.

Attached: images (29).jpg (470x313, 55.86K)

anything

is this virus really bad? is this war? i want to die in a war

SCOMO WHERE ARE THE COOFBUX

Reminder that we never not a police state because the police say so.

2gb.com/police-commissioner-assures-were-not-a-police-state-as-coronavirus-fight-ramps-up/

Attached: 228DE688-A414-4825-80CC-CBA6776BE76E.jpg (600x400, 70.18K)

Praise him

I could probably get a legit disability pension for others reasons, I like working though, prefer it to DSP

I can

No point in police trying to do it they have no money and will never listen

arthur intro still so nostalgic every afternoon after school
youtube.com/watch?v=j40YC5d6RzA

Can I use a fake name?
How do I hide my real identity?
I'm asking cause I know I'll get banned.

Those who have gotten the 750 already, what state?

You can use a fake name, or an alias

You should try and get on the NDIS. You might get some kind of benefit from it that you can't think of right now.

They don't recognize Anxiety and general faggotness as a disability though.

750 wen

Attached: gay.jpg (2048x1128, 286.85K)

Why would anyone stop them spreading it to each other?

Posting again because worth being said

Yeah I'm sure the lockdown going for another 6 months won't have any negative consequences on the economy, that there isn't a housing bubble or a stock bubble from having an interest rate that is 0%, that Australians don't have more than 7k in savings and the most household debt ever recorded. Sure, nothing will go wrong.

Shouldn't have raw-dogged a boong mate

When you get better looking anime

Attached: 1562867742276.jpg (1662x2400, 491.92K)

how do i get an aus/pol/ gf, bros?

Attached: 1585603324607.webm (640x800, 2.13M)

Should I set up a different email for it?
Will they ip trace me when I get banned?

visible veins above liver lads
google doesn't help, its not that bulging vein shit
was an alcho for a few years

nah you need an email or phone number. Just don’t post anything too schizo.

I got it today but cunts who have the payment show up in the cenno accounts are saying April 1st. So, tomorrow morning and if not tomorrow morning then RIP.

>visible veins

There are herbal supplements (pills) you can take for that shit. Just google vein health and you'll find em. They all contain horse chestnut because it's a key ingredient.

Trust me, the imports are far less hassle.
Aussie girls are cunts.

Dumb as a plank, just the way I luv em

ta i'll get some

my gf looks like this but she has perky little a-cups, not a couple of pancakes nailed to a board

The NDIS is an absolute cunt of a social service and is borderline unusable for the average person because of how difficult to navigate. I'd rather be working, I am at the moment and would like to keep it that way, but if ever need it later in life, I would use it. I am very well versed about the NDIS

It isn't really an STI, it kind of can be, but it is definetly not caused by sex in my case

Use your 750 scomodollars to visit a doctor.

You should check out iherb. I order shit from there all the time. They sell vitamins.

Tomorrow or next day (1st of april-2nd of april) there will be blackouts and the neetbux wont come
internet hackers blamed and the internet will be switched off, nice knowing you lads

Attached: muck about.png (224x246, 48.28K)

That stoned and/or thinking about cock stare.

Might have to look into it m8.
Anyone tried gab ?
XYZ push it so I was wondering of it would be ok.

was yours showing on cenno before you got paid? no 750 in future payments listed on mine

People keep asking me this and I keep saying that I don't even check upcoming payments because mine come every 2 weeks on Thursday so there's no reason to check. I only knew about the $750 because I got a text at 10am saying the payment was sent.

may as well start slamming meth and h into them, when life gives you lemons

I think you've been scomo'ed m8.

Excellent body but there's something incredibly bitchy about her facial expression, she'd be fun to choke/slap/hatefuck in general, plus she's got excellent genes so I'd definitely nut in her

It says I’m getting mine tonight

It probs depends on your bank, mine goes through at around 0330 usually but occasianally it is earlier

you got the fungus mate. Athlete's foot for you benis.

Attached: 8934678925.jpg (1243x1204, 221.92K)

>The NDIS is an absolute cunt of a social service
Fuck. I'm eligible, but I don't know if it's actually worth it desu. And because of all of this Corona bullshit, I can't find someone to ask about it because everyone is at home.

I don't want to use it to get out of work or anything (who wants to earn $400 a week?), but I want to know some of the services that I would be eligible through it. I don't want to pass shit up or pay for stuff that I can get for free

screen capped

Attached: 1580558244010.jpg (720x590, 74.24K)

Hey lad you here?

does it smell like blue cheese?

Is it the Shanghai Shivers?

that lying dog cunt scomo whyyy

based user.
all white women are cunts.
get yourself a gook qt314

Get some clonea antifungal cream, clears that shit right up. Easy as piss to get from a pharmacy, no prescription needed.

Yeah, surprisingly similar, it's alright, it's on the mend

What do you want to know? I can probably point you in the right direction. I have a lot to do with the NDIS

CBA i usually get it about 0130

9 for the body, tits are horrible though.
head is a 2.