Brit/pol/ - Great Orme Goats Edition

>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52101040

>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52099252

>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684

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youtube.com/watch?v=8UJKpKJaz68
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18623096
telegraph.co.uk/family/life/definitely-feeling-countryside-white-elitist-birdgirl-opening/
metro.co.uk/2020/03/30/doting-dad-joe-wicks-heads-wife-rosie-jones-kids-make-sunshine-amid-coronavirus-lockdown-12477790/
express.co.uk/news/uk/1261698/Coronavirus-live-stream-UK-Facebook-back-garden-marathon-lockdown-latest-Gareth-Allen
twitter.com/BirdgirlUK/status/1236805084614402049
youtube.com/watch?v=8IQnWqpv0_w
eveningexpress.co.uk/sport/black-swimming-association-hopes-to-get-more-minority-ethnic-people-in-the-pool/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=8UJKpKJaz68

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/cvg/ predicted this

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A fart in a sewer goes unnoticed.

Well that was certainly a change of pace from what Ive been listening to all morning.
>youtube.com/watch?v=RPp4UPbbaCU

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are you going to eat that?

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how to stop my balls getting sticky and sweaty after a wank?

comply

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why would you want to?

No one knows
Thats nobel prize territory

dont be a coomer. simple.

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what's the next big foreseeable happening after cv
all i can think of is moon and mars missions in a few years

the global depression cause by our spastic overreaction to cv

This
Agreed

Based edition

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shits fucked yo

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or else

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lol

There’s a place called Brownsea island, you can walk around it in probably 2-3 hours and there’s a good 100 peacocks there.

kek

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>somebody made this with full sincerity

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the amount of cockneys moving up north, theres place in liverpool called the cockney quarter 'sefton park'

still, mars is something to look forward too... hopefully

the absolute state of the media

working from home still lads

not much to do can see myself getting furlough'd soon lads

Fucking mirin. I did another 205 pushups today how long before i look like him?

wouldn't surprise me if nasa didn't cancel the whole thing and get massively defunded after this. if tesla goes to the wall it will fuck spacex too so none of these things are certain. what we've just done is so utterly retarded it will impact everything for decades. this is why musk was pushing so hard on the starship timeline because he understood that the period we were living in wasn't going to last forever, and that period has now come to a close far quicker than anyone expected. the world after this will resemble the first scenes of interstellar.

it will only take a few months if you blow your brains out right now

Settle down

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Idk how, can you show me?
That guy looks like justin Trudeau's even gayer cousin. Chekd

>this is why musk was pushing so hard on the starship timeline because he understood that the period we were living in wasn't going to last forever,

yeah. i understand this. hopefully things dont get too unstable but we are clearly running out of time

#
>His father’s entire family was killed in the Holocaust. His Polish parents were deported to a Soviet labor camp after the war, where Englander's two older sisters were born. They then immigrated to the United States in 1947.

His fathers entire family were so high up in the NKVD sadomasochism that he changed his name and absolved himself. While his father was running a Gulag his two sisters were born. Even though goyim had to get permission papers to move between towns while the whole USSR was on lockdown, his family were granted permission to leave for the US with murdered goyims treasures.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18623096

Reminder that only 2.27% of britain is urban, the ideal population is at least 6.5 billion.

Nothing gay about this fella, he's based.

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sorry lad i'm not based enough to demonstrate how to pull a moaty

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Chekd again. Who is he?
Me either dude. I just want lats and biceps like his.

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He sells cookbooks, popular on social media. Promotes healthy eating and exercise, generally based

It's not a mosque you silly racist. It's just a building where Muslims go to pray and talk about raping English kids. LICENCE APPROVED

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>Craig, also known as Birdgirl (after her Twitter name), is a passionate birder as well as the founder of Black2Nature, a non-profit organisation that runs nature camps for black and minority ethnic children.

telegraph.co.uk/family/life/definitely-feeling-countryside-white-elitist-birdgirl-opening/

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hourly reminder cvg predicted this

fucking state of pigs

Ey lads, we need to get are Joe locked up the cunt. Fucking not a GOOD reason okay.
>>metro.co.uk/2020/03/30/doting-dad-joe-wicks-heads-wife-rosie-jones-kids-make-sunshine-amid-coronavirus-lockdown-12477790/


>planting a tree in your car park makes it less urban
Some people do not deserve life.

Uhmm no sweetie, he's flouting the lockdown rules.

fooken based la

Just had a tidy poo. Came out like a torpedo. I only needed one sheet of bog roll to polish.

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Thats pretty cool then but he'll be as big as moaty

fucking stupid mutt cunt

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>Joe Wicks has made the most of his daily government-sanctioned walk
this is our life now

What race is it?

Bet she doesn't understand the connections between hares and the supernatural world.

>goes for a walk with thousands of pounds worth of equipment
Why does the upper-middle class love to pretend to be hard done by?

might do a bit of exercise in the garden right now lads brb

is this q?

Because it gives them purpose and allows them to larp as moral crusaders, middle class whiggism which once powered the empire will kill us all.

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Have a stinky wank while youre at it

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At a guess, Indian. This is her mother on the right of the picture.

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do it right or don't bother
express.co.uk/news/uk/1261698/Coronavirus-live-stream-UK-Facebook-back-garden-marathon-lockdown-latest-Gareth-Allen

av dun u

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massive tits on that old sow

Actually, I take that back. Bangladeshi: twitter.com/BirdgirlUK/status/1236805084614402049

Bangladeshi mum, English dad.

you need to stop

>bangladeshi
>indian
same fucking thing

That's why she's struggling to understand identity I assume

Ethnic narcissist striving grifters, potentially a brahmin, kvetching at the native dalits daring to enjoy their god given lad. Asian women are a cancer.

Probs still would.

Whom?

The kid. She's obsessed with the self, and has issues regarding her own identity, and projects it.

Then so is Pakistani. It's erroneous to think of these as ethnic groupings anyway as the Raj was split along religious lines not ethnic lines, so there is massive overlap of ethnic groups between India, Pakistan, Bangladesh.

Oh lord

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fucking hell this is heartbreaking
youtube.com/watch?v=8IQnWqpv0_w

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>A charity has been set up to encourage black and minority ethnic (BAME) people to go swimming after figures showed they were half as likely than white people to do so.

>Figures from Sport England show that 95% of black adults and 80% of black children do not go swimming at all, according to a survey of taken over two years. [...] Under-representation of the BME community is believed to be in part due to affordability, accessibility and racist stereotypes about the sport.

eveningexpress.co.uk/sport/black-swimming-association-hopes-to-get-more-minority-ethnic-people-in-the-pool/

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And the radlib system rewards it as it distracts from actual material concerns, and allows ofer educated privileged PMC to feel hard done by which is the only social capital these days.

I'm sure the 2 muslims in Shrewsbury will manage to stay 6 feet apart in there.