What is the Yas Forums approved pet? Dogs or Cats?

I've had cats my whole life growing up - always was annoyed at dog people claiming superiority myself and most cat people really never gave a fuck. It was always a weird complex they had to me. But at 28, heeding the advice of almost 3 decades saying dogs were great companions, I got a little Beagle puppy (pic related). This is my first pet since I moved out 4 years ago, felt that I could use a buddy in my life as I get older.

Did I make the right choice Yas Forums? I contemplated doing the cat thing again - and after 4 days with the pup I can say owning a cat is 100x easier - but this just seemed like it might be more rewarding in the end.

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nic pupy

both are fine
dogs are obviously the best, they helped white culture become the powerhouse that it is and are truly the whiteman's best friend, but having any domesticated pet isnt disapproved
it's a sign of wogs and bugpeople that they cannot respect god's creations and in fact gain pleasure from hurting them
get whatever pet you want, but know that the bond between a good dog and his handler cannot be described until you've had it

Beagles are great, train it right when it's young and you will barely have to do anything later. Had one trained well enough it would rather shit in its bed than anywhere in the house if you accidentally were gone too long

Cats are based, fuck dogs.

Dogs are shit eating mutts that stink up the entire place and cats are assholes who piss on everything
get a goldfish

They're both based faggot

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Dog spelled backwards is God

Looks like something I would eat, not something I would pet.

Puppies are little bastards, but once he grow out of that stage you'll love him.

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the cultural change from doggos being the number one pal to cats tells you a lot about the current decadence of the world... is not just a coincidence the world is now literally pussyfied

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Yeah Im pretty pumped but he is a total shithead right now. Getting better each night tho.

Cats are the favoured pets of soiboys and cucks. They're shitty, low effort animals who destroy everything and give back nothing.

Dogs have been an evolutionary companions for thousands of years for a reason, unless you're a chink, nigger or poo.

Both animals rule and only little cocksuckin' niggers pick a preference.

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Bitch shut the fuck up and go eat another five potatoes you fuckin' broke piece of drunken shit. Shut the fuck up faggot. I could easily kill you.

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I have a little beagle too, hes almost 4 now. ton of work as a puppy, but gets a lot easier after about 2 years. he lounges around now, isn't annoying while i work from home, pretty much independent, just needs to go out for walks at least 3 times a day. you made a good choice, just spend time training now while hes a puppy

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People only like Cats because of a parasite embedded in their brain (Toxoplasmosis).

That’s why dog people get worked up about and cat people don’t care. Dog people (that is, the people without Toxoplasmosis) can cats for what they are, vermin who parasite off of humans.

Ask a cat person why they like cats and the response will be “I dunno, just because” with a shrug of the shoulders. The reason they don’t know is because a parasite in their brain is making them irrationally like and care for an overgrown rat in their house.

You made the right choice in getting a dog, but next time, get a bigger dog.

Cats and dogs both provide anti-pest utility to the owner, as well as company. Are you immune to affection?

Do you have spacious property where it can run around? We just let ours go wherever since we had 20 acres and family on every side. If they get lost in the woods just lay out an old coat or unwashed sheets, they'll come to the smell. They're pretty smart and can be trained for a number of commands

Both pets are great and fit different lifestyles.
Cats take care of themselves, I can leave my cat for three days (with full supplies and an extra litterbox), a dog takes much more commitment and time out of your day for walks and activation/playing

Also, she kills rodents and moles, which is pretty neat

Imagine getting this mad over a cat. This is why they suck, they're for shitty men who can't control their emotions and don't want any responsibility in their life or to ever grow up. When I'm doing yardwork or DIY its my dogs who keep me company, my cat just fucks off and sleeps then comes to me only to demand food.

Cats merely toy around with things, dogs will actively kill any pest you train them to

Nothing.
A pet is nothing but an unproductive slave that you have to take care of until it dies.

That's because you have conditioned it that way
Cats can be super affectionate, mine comes to the door when I come home and demands pets
I even taught her to enjoy having her belly rubbed, in the beginning she would scratch the fuck out of my arm, but being super gentle about I can have her drooling and purring while rubbing her belly now.

A cat hasn’t killed a house mouse since the Middle Ages. Cats in this day and age just kill native wildlife and make demands on their owners.

And I love affection, that’s why I like dogs, they’re affectionate and friendly and they actually love the humans in their lives.

>Get cat, get parasite
>Get dog, get loyal companion
Your choice, but remember, there are "crazy cat ladies" but no "crazy dog ladies".

Because he hates you. Just like everybody else in your disgusting little Irish life. Fuckin' pathetic little angloid, fuck your entire race.

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>t. toxoplasmosis fag

Thanks brotha. Yeah, he is currently crying since I just took him out for his 3am pee (to use his current bladder size to align with the 7am time I would ideally like his morning pee to be) and it's tough haha. Both because it's quite sad to know he think's he is being abandoned and because it's annoying as hell waiting for him to calm down.

Not really - I live in a pretty big townhouse (1800sqft), with lots of parks and stuff nearby, but in terms of a yard it is very small and shared. He is currently crated with a larger (probably 20sqft) pen for the daytime. Still learning to potty and whatnot, just finished day 3 with him.

user, I....


(You obviously haven’t been on Bumble/Tinder recently)

Didn't ask you fuckin' queer. Go suck another cock, dumb ass, your boyfriend just called, he passed his latest AIDS check. Fuck you.

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dog is the best friend of White Man, you literally can't have better animal brother than Dog
cats are ok, but mostly basedboys and alone womens have them.
There are reasons why White Men and dog are best frienda for last thousands years.

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>Tinder
Are you 50 years old or something?

Cocksucker get the fuck off the board bitch. NOW. Nobody's impressed that you know the latest dating apps you fuckin' loser.

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You're not really making a great case for cats, you just look butthurt because someone pointed out that you're being tricked into taking care of something that doesn't give a shit about you.

Nice doggo

Best way to house train is catch when they shit, won't work if it's too much later, then rub their nose in it while making disapproving sounds and then putting them outside for about as long as it should take them to shit. This reinforces them to associate the outdoors with relieving themself, and they will learn to alert you, usually by whining at the the door, when they need to go.

Go home. You are drunk.

The best friend you'll ever have is a dog.

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False dilemma.
Both are good.
Yas Forums is a board of peace

Do Wolfhounds make good pets?

I’ve always wanted a truly enormous dog, but I don’t know anything about their disposition.

absolute trash

Adorable little puppy. I like both cats and dogs, but am more of a cat person.

Be an individual and decide yourself what pets you like.

Fuckin' faggot ass little drunken angloid piece of shit. Fuck Britain, you fuckin' pedophile motherfucker. You're lucky I don't fuckin' fly out there and pop you you fuckin' faggot mick.

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All hunting dogs have independent goal-oriented thinking abilities and if trained right in their puppy-months they are pure joy to live with.

I had my mom take care of my cat for a week when I was on vacation.
When I came back to get her, I sat down and she instantly jumped into my lap demanding cuddles.
You just haven't bonded with your cat because you are so used to the dog's natural bonding to authority that you don't know how to properly bond with a more individualistic animal.
Don't get me wrong, I have smacked my cat numerous times for doing bad things, they need negative reinforcement just as much as dogs, but I have also spent lots of time petting her and giving her treats and stuff like that.

Absolute retard, you house train with negative reinforcement so they never go in the house again

Crows, they're smarter than most humans.

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Crows are also great.

If he's so smart, why did he peck the dog's foot after feeding it?

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He's really cute. I have a dog and three cats. You can'y go wrong with pets. Their unconditional love is a great thing.

>Mans best friend for 10 000+ year
>A cat that sleeps half the day and wants to be left alone the other half

both are great pet choices except for chihuahua pocket rats and overbred british shorthair

Showing him who's boss. Crows are great. Some nerd trained some to bring him change by putting peanuts in gumball machines. They taught the wgole crow population in the city. Wouldn't say how much he made but said it was enough to have funded the research

They'll peck anybody they like to figure out your limits, will hide things they see you with just to mess around, but they'll never go too far as they know you're a food source and respect that.

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Why not own both user? I got a cat and a dog, they get a long great and are both good companions. Don't fall for this cat vs dog bullshit.

dogs, cats are like women, they're only enjoyable on the internet

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Cats are for:
Intellectuals, introverts, inside people

Dogs are for:
Athletic people, extroverts, outdoors type people

Each pet has its own merits and to say that you're a "dog or cat person" is nothing more than being brainwashed by the least relevant D&C campaign in history.

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Doges hve masters, kafs has cheeseburgers and servants. There is no mr in between.
R8 my cat

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Rats

Shekel sniffer

Start by realizing moose are stupid Moose are a parasite. Moose are a disease. Moose are a spreading plague. Moose eat all the greenery, Moose stand there like retards in the road. Moose charge at headlights. Moose get worms in their head that destroys their flight/fight response. Moose bumble around like retarded blimps on toothpick legs - just waiting to fall perfectly onto the hood of a vehicle. Moose breed too much and shit EVERYWHERE. Moose run through a mile of deadfall and brush after taking a bullet to the lungs. Moose are a fucking CANCER. But retard new canadians and toronto types are like "Hurr durr moose are precious symbol of Canada. Let's auction off a retardedly small amount of tags every season so that any time one of us city folk go north of Lake Simcoe and have no idea how to drive on county roads we can get in lethal accidents that clog up the road for hours because we smashed the little twig legs of our precious "symbol" and a 1200lb bag of beat crushed us as it rolled over the hood of our compact."

I fucking HATE moose, and I fucking HATE toronto.