German deaths are still low compared to other countries

That 's not true. Everyone who dies and had COVID is being reported. Even when they died of a heart attack. We also do post mortem testing.

>What's happening?
You should know - you Krauts have had over half a century of experience smudging the number of the dead.

> Grandma is in hospital
> Can't breath
> Mama Mia is time for siesta!

no you don't

Seems to me your government is a lot more competent than mine.

Australia’s death rate is even lower. A pussy chink virus can’t do shit to an AUSSIE BVLL!!

Look at countries testing per capita. The higher the rare of testing the closer they come to true infection rate, and the closer you are to true infection rate the more accurate you find morality rate.

We're beating the fuck our of all of you for testing and oh look,

Lol exactly these people are so fucking lazy it is unbelievable.

Maybe Merkel is based after all...

God I fucking hope Central Europeans are immune.

ALL KRAUTS GET IN HERE

Nah mate we just have superior genes. It’s all the sunshine and vegemite.

Btw Germany‘s mortality rate is going up every day. It’s almost 1% now.

just rigged af. as if anyone can trust this government

we ve already told you countless times that no country tests the same way so you cant compare these numbers in any meaningful way.

if you test a lot of young healthy people you will get low mortality, if you test mostly old people in the hospital you get high mortality... its really not rocket science.

to calculate corona specific mortality you need to know how many are infected but no country in the world knows the number of infected so its impossible.

get it now?

How the fuck would you be able to tell the difference? It's a novel virus, It's only been a few months since it was discovered.

this time GERMAN ANGST seemd to be the right strategy

This plus lying. EU rests on Germanys shoulders, if they report the truth, everyone brexits.

Yeah a lot of countries including mine cut budgets for hospitals to pay for welfare recipients. Now the government is thinking that fixing a problem they created is going to make them look good.

>Now the government is thinking that fixing a problem they created is going to make them look good.
i hope people can see through this...

>You guys only report deaths directly CAUSED BY covid 19. other countries are reporting all deaths of people WITH covid 19.
yeah ive still to get a source for this bullshit claim. we ve been hearing that for almost weeks now but no user has ever provided a proof of that.

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One thing Germans and Asians share culturally is saving face.

Its not, its just a new test

Beer works against Corona-chan.
If germans even drinks as much as is memed.
German co-worker drinks a shitload at least.

my personal theory:
eugenics.
back in WW2 we removed a big portion of retards and gypsies.

our government is filled with clowns to be honest

Just superior infastructure Hans, there's a reason other countries are jelly of Germany

Can't die if you're already dead...inside.

*citation needed - otherwise you just are talking out of your arse

And shit fetishes

Not really my people a very blind. We’re not as dumb as the southern europeans or France who cut budgets so that they can work less.

But Dutch tend to forget the wrongdoings of our government very quickly around election time hence the ruling parties have been in power for a decade now.

>We also do post mortem testing.
sure

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>directly CAUSED BY covid 19
0,0000000001%
literally just THE flu rebranded by kikes for retards, and it worked

because hitler did most of the works and created a ethnostate where as italians are burgers

You have evidence to contradict that claim? Happy to see it.

facts dont care about your feelings dude. we get it, you hate foreign nation because your country sucks and so youre approving of anything that makes foreign nation look bad, no matter if its true or not.

this is so tiresome. youre not even interested in knowing anything, you just want to rant about foreigners and repeat what other anons have already said ad nauseum.

a delay of a few weeks.
We are not actually that much better than the rest of the world.

aatishb.com/covidtrends/

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Bullshit. What are they reporting them as? "Pneumonia"?

Testing. Other countries only test those who are in critical condition or post-mortem.

Mutations

Some out there hit ACE2 3 times as hard as others, whereas others are classed as baseline.

To me you sound so resentful of Southern Europeans and the French. Did a Latin BVLL cuck you or something? Your country’s GDP is lower than Spain’s by a big gap.

>As of 30 March 2020, 66,699 cases have been reported with 642 deaths and 5,024 recoveries.[3][4] The relatively low death rate in comparison to other European countries, such as Italy or Spain, led to a discussion on the numbers of recorded and unrecorded cases, including their age distributions, and international differences in the number of intensive care beds with respiratory support.
how about you post proof that we do?

This.

Germans don't visit their grandparents

I’m not resentful towards genetically inferior people slav.

You should know.

Search "Bacillus Calmette – Guérin"

That says nothing except that there is a discussion. Anything else?

To me it sounds like you’re resentful or insecure. What have you contributed to the world that you think you’re so above others? From what I see your only contribution so far is helping Jews with their divide and conquer tactics over Europeans.

Who told you to stop sucking migrant cock to make this irrelevant post memeflag? Work the shaft, tickle the balls, rules to live by

Getting raped by Muslims inoculates you

We only test the sick
we always count the dead

Spain isn't even reporting people who die at home, same way China wasn't.

Threadly Reminder cvg predicted this

you dont have proof that they test post mortem, which they dont