Aus/pol/ non-glowing edition

Good afternoon gents,
>6 Baggage handlers test positive, advice is to "wipe down your bags"
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-live-updates-covid-19-australia-restrictions/12104716

>Billionaire landlord stands firm on rents
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/coronavirus-queensland-business-landlords-small-business-rents/12101808

>Virgin Australia seeks $1.4 billion coronavirus bailout, Qantas says if that happens, it wants $4.2 billion
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/virgin-seeks-coronavirus-bailout-qantas-warns-against-payouts/12105654

>Civil liberties concerns over Australian police powers to issue fines for coronavirus rule breaches
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/31/civil-liberties-concerns-over-australian-police-powers-to-issue-fines-for-coronavirus-rule-breaches

>Coronavirus cannot be kept away by face masks, says WHO (Stop wearing face masks, they dont work, doctors need them.)
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-cannot-be-kept-away-by-face-masks-says-who--c-901591

>UN warns of potential global food shortage
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-could-result-in-breakdown-of-global-food-supply-chains-un-warns-c-900380

>Stock market swings to heavy losses after strong morning trade. Down 2%.
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-asx-200-swings-to-heavy-losses-after-bright-morning-for-australia-traders/ed998e26-99f5-4855-a3c6-5c47e986e412

>Electronic tracking, 10 years in jail under tough WA plan to tackle COVID-19 crimes
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-31/wa-coronavirus-crime-plan-for-jail-terms-and-electronic-tracking/12104286

>Victoria bans guns after permit applications more than double amid COVID-19 pandemic
9news.com.au/national/victoria-bans-guns-firearms-during-coronavirus-pandemic/c79be725-280d-4173-b761-e364d4544433

Keep it civil lads
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Based Scomo
Based Dan Murpheys
Based NEETs

Praise him

is anyone else's coronabux not showing up on their upcoming payments? getting worried now

What's civil mean?

>>Civil liberties concerns over Australian police powers
It should never have taken this long for this to have been raised

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Don’t trust the numbers folks..

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Literally reported

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Wrong general you fucking wanker

No. Can't report either.
Will my payments be doubled tomorrow?

Whi else just got their $750?

I even got a phone call. WOOHOO

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Get fucked you are not white

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What anime is everyone watching

the task reminder is busted but you can still report if you go to income and assets>employment income>report

>I even got a phone call
Really

I thought we were friends aus bros.... :(

rewatching evangelion because it's the only decent anime

Ghost in the shell

Lads, what happens if you do not answer a phone call from a centrelink officer about your claim for payment? I had to answer one a few days ago, and it was regarding my Youth Allowance claim, not the One time payment or the Supplements. I still got accepted, so I don't understand what the phone call was

Yeah man. I didnt know who it was and they left a message. I checked my bank account to see if I had been scammed and lone behold there was extra money in my account.

Outbreak Company
and Time of Eve

Hey Ahmed. Shouldn't you be asleep?

Never do. Which ones specifically though?

Dude I just got a phone call I didnt answer. Checked mt account theres $750 in there.

Sometimes they check that you aren't claiming the wrong payments. If you are, you will end up with a debt.

Probably best to answer their phonecalls.

On the website? Thanks bro your a gun

i'm a bit confused neetlads
i thought the $750 was a separate payment from my job seeker neetbux? did i misunderstand something?

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its seperate for me. 750 in the morning and then my fortnitely neetbux is next week

That's great user, but again, it wasn't about the one time $750, it was about Youth Allowance being accepted
I wish I did, I pussied out cuz I'm a fucking coward, I don't know what I was thinking, but I'm glad it still got accepted

Message to soldiers

The coof, despite the name is better transmitted through a sneeze

I would ring back desu senpai and say that I missed the phonecall. Centrelink debts suck

based

why are there so many posts every day about centrelink payments? are they chinese bots or something? surely australians on welfare aren't this fucking retarded that they can't figure this simple shit out themselves...

True. If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well.

I thought sneezing wasn't a symptom

I want to but it was a private number and if is right then I'm fucked
Most people just want their fucking money, they're impatient

Maybe just wait then, if they call up again answer it.

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>fortnitely
i'd belittle and call you zoomoid scum but i've made the same mistake myself

Alright, thanks user

Answer the question, should i expect a visit?

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It isn’t a symptom but it is an effective vehicle for transmission

NEET life revolves around centrelink, as a malign & unpredictable deity that must be placated with arcane rituals and supplications in order to receive its blessings. So especially for the wagies that are new converts to the Way of the NEET, they just need to talk about it a lot.

checked and kekked, you better run user

everyone who’s ever posted here will one day get a visit once the NWO takes over and retrospective wrongthink becomes a thing

i feel sad :c

Who else here /fat piece of shit/? I got down to 177kg a week or 2 ago, now I'm back to 180.

TOO MANY INFECTED CUMSKIN CONVICT DOGS IN THE GREAT STATE OF NSW I SWEAR TO ALLAH YOU FUCKING PIGSKIN BABY RAPING CONVICTS WILL DIE ONCE SHARIAH LAW IS IN PLACE.

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fuck me mate, just put the fucking fork down lad

only thing that worked for me was these 40mg literal speed tablets prescribed from the doctor and them diet shakes I dropped 50kg in 6 months

cant think of the name of the tablets but its for weight loss, feels like you're on bad speed all the time.

i'm underweight, you weight 3 times as much as me.. that's absurd, my knees fucking kill after physical activity I can't even imagine how yours would feel if you do any

lol

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Nah mate, most Aussies use meth and that keeps us slim

Media are pushing the asian racism meme hard.

Two asian chicks spat on by some eshletes

youtube.com/watch?v=7cywPu7_kaU

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Pffffffffffffffffffffff

spitting on someone is the fastest way to get curb stomped

Basically this, neetlife basically follows a consistent cycle
>get neetbux
>use neetbux to buy drugs
>spend roughly a week high on drugs
>run out of drugs and money
>spend roughly a week sober and bored while waiting for the next payment of neetbux
>get neetbux
>buy more drugs

Yeah, I just saw that. Funny how they only show you the end of the exchange but never the beginning.

An Asian will always tell you what happened to them but they will never tell you why.

LMAO

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Digits confirm it. Expect it soon I guess.

Probably. Between all the various wrongthink groups out there it'd be an awfully large number though. They'll probably just make an example or 2, scare everyone else into submission. Or allow it as a venting mechanism, since nobody is ever gonna do any anyway.

Honestly they deserve to be spat on just for being on Aussie soil

Did you have to fill out anything to receive the extra amount this morning? In the same boat as you got regular neetbux next week but nothing else in my account right now

The best one.

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THE ONLY INFECTION WE LEBS ARE DOING IS 2 ALL THE VIRGIN AUSSIE PUSSIES AND THE HOT MILFS THAT CRAVE SUNNI MUSLIM COCKS

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Yep, that was pretty much my experience of it.

You still here? Persistent aren't ya?

anyone here wanna be friends and put our minecraft beds next to each other?

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