How long will Yas Forums survive once shit goes down?

I urged my parents to stockpile on supplies. They won't listen.
>Don't be rash user, we still plan on going to the store every week. Things aren't that bad. We'll just avoid people who cough.

3 days?! He's got enough to there to last him months. How much do you shit?

what kind of mentality is that ? you are trolling

Approx 2 months on my own food stocks with my family but we live in a decent community run by an old lordly family which runs on agriculture. We'll survive a lot a longer than prepers who have never tilled the soil.

sounds like neoplatonic bullsh*t

When you horde food, you're going to get it all taken from you if things get as bad as you think they will

Kill yourself, OP.

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So it's better to not have food, but instead take it from others
Got it

That's not even enough for 2 months and I have more shit.

Money will be worthless soon. Better to exchange it for literally ANYTHING useful before it loses it's value.

There is some unfortunate truth to this, it all depends on what kind of future remains. Not saying to be a pussy, I'll fight tooth and nail. But things like a nuclear apocalypse you might unironically not want to survive, there's only a longer and more painful version of death awaiting after the initial blast.

Easily 3 months.
Plenty of bartering good.
Can survive off the grid for a very long time.

Ok here's the full picture, that's still not enough for half a year. Not even close.

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You didnt check

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3 months comfortably. 5 if I ration.

Depends on how long my ammo lasts.

>no DEENZ
explain yourself

That's why I have 600 rounds (shotgun ammo).

If that's not enough, at least I'll die with the satisfaction of having killed hundreds of niggers.

why so much mayonnaise? and doesn't it spoil pretty soon?

>PeterSweden
>Sjokomelk
>Norwegian products
Why this nigga in Norway?

He will be rationing mayonnaise with spaghetti for a year because he's afraid of a literal flu.

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nah that shit lasts at least a year, its acidic enough not to get bacteria.

I honestly would rather survive so I could try and become a wasteland raider. I’d rather die fighting in bloody combat

I doubt they will shut the water off. So I'm good even if I can't buy water at the store.

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What are you going to use it for? I don't see any canned meat, which would be the natural combo with it.

what do you eat with it?

I mean the people who stocked up on nothing but ammo and fighting knowledge will come out on top of any post collapse wasteland

That’s basically what happened after the fall of Rome. The descendants best warlords eventually ended up becoming the kings

However the real success won’t be in taking food rather protecting the people who have food/can produce food in exchange for sharing in it

I'll bite. How do you think it will play out?

I live in a shitty apartment so I'll have to bail if looting starts but I have 4-5 months of food. Only 6 days worth of water though.
If things get violent I do have a car, backpacking gear, a shotgun and some ammo. Hopefully my small game traps will arrive soon.

Conspicuous consumption now includes bog rolls and dry food.
Capitalism was a mistake, I'm not for going full commie either, but something has to be done.

A few weeks, but I’ll become like Kenshiro and go town to town doing good in the wasteland so it’ll work out

>How long will Yas Forums survive once shit goes down?
I live in Chicago so at the absolutely most 2 weeks. Holy shit I hate city life so bad why would anyone want to live here?

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Unless you're stockpiling guns, you're just stockpiling for the toughest guy in your neighborhood.

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i love seeing peoples prep and its just a bunch of condiments, seasoning, toilet paper and cleaning supplies

is this faggot really gonna eat mayonaise rice/noodles for a year? there isnt any fucking food in the picture

pasta goes bad.

you prepfags are the most delusional. i don't mind people who've been preppers for years getting a little bit more than they need over time as to not strain the supplychain. but you faggots who join the NPC masses to panic buy the last 5 tins of tomatoes need a fucking bullet. i still haven't seen a prep stash that isn't just a well stocked pantry like millions maintain all year around. it's called being an adult. leaving it til some meme virus hits and then acting like you're some sage when in reality you're exhibiting all the same NPC tendencies you lambast in normies.
>lololol all the normies are going to starve to death by my 10 tins of deenz and 5kg sack of rice will be the key to prosperity after the collapse xDDDD
neck yourselves faggots

Anyone posting their stash with any identifiable information is looking to get raided and are fucking idiots.

"Oh, I saw Mark down the street talking about how much he prepared... we should pay him a visit."

The trick to survival is to eat enough to stay skinny and let everyone think you're scraping by too.

Based deenzbro

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KEK at those pasta. He'll off himself out of boredom.

>enough food to last year
>thinks things will be fine after a year when shit really hits the fan
>doesn't seem to have to seeds or fertilizers and gardening tools for after
preppers in a nut-shell. Only stocking food and not the stuff for growing more

Me fucking your mom thats how

Newfag spotted, lurk more before posting.

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Yeah i dont recognize a single fucking product, maybe he went to euroshop near norwegian border?

So I went and checked.
Mine even has eggs in it and it says it's good for another 4 years LOL

Fuck, if I knew I would have even more.

>Its best to die before you experience the worst conditions humanity is capable of.
That's why Kenny Rogers went out a week and a half ago, he knew when to fold em before the happening got real bad

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feels good to be an oldfag

basically every food item does bar honey and something else i can't recall i believe. Even then old as fuck honey still tastes gross as fuck

Mother fucker that's what I said when I heard the news.

Average person uses 4 rolls per wipe, 3 wipes per day, 7 days per week, 31 days per month with a family of 11 that's 10,455,060 rolls per year. Seriously this guy is going to die of TP deficiency

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Yeah but it takes many years for most things to go "bad" (according to the label)

You should worry more about mice, bugs and moths.

I can last about 10 minutes after she goes down. She goes down. She goes down, down, down.
youtube.com/watch?v=rZafi7apVps

depends. if you fast a lot and eat once a week, you'll also be healthier and have the clarity of mind necessary to survive.

That is enough for 6 months if you ration yourself to one meal a day right?