Aus/pol/ 5pm wagies are off the clock edition

You can make this shit up

2gb.com/police-commissioner-assures-were-not-a-police-state-as-coronavirus-fight-ramps-up/

S-so if the police say it’s not a police state, it’s never not a police state? WTF is this retardation.

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>Your claim is in progress.

>The estimated completion date is 13 Apr 2020.

imagine being someone who lives pay meme to pay meme

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what are we drinking lads.

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It's that time again for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Let's hope the Boomerflu kills them all......

It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

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i just downloaded the app!

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>Virgin Australia seeks $1.4 billion coronavirus bailout
SlowMode is rumoured to not be in favour of this, and wants Qantas to become a monopoly.

What will likely happen is, Qantas will get nationalized, Qantas will become "The Party's" airline, and if you want to leave Ausfailia, you will have to suck party dick.

What's for dinner, gents?

your mum's pussy

>Alan Joyce is such a fucking queer cunt

>Irish
>Faggot
>Boomer

When the time comes, he gets the pillow first.

>$1000 fines and possible jailtime for going outside. Stopped and questioned heavily as to what you are doing if "caught" outside
>not a police state
Pick one

>"you do have your own food supply, r-right user?"
What do?

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whats even going on here? why am i even getting these ads on my goybook feed

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>fighting games
>in australia
You're dreaming mate

>...and these threads were so comfy before
Prepare to uncomfy m8.
Ragie wagie is here.

why not just nuke the cities and not rise infecting the rurals?

>Installing gubment spyware on phone.

he gets paid 24million a year. (75k a day). Yet now asks for govt bailout

*unzips dick*

Eligible for the DSP, AND the NDIS. Life's pretty sweet

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Pretty much UK at this point

Noice

"Yeah but my waifu's pretty hungry so I can't feed anyone else, fuck off we're full."

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Oi cunts, can anyone explain to me why yuse cobbers are such fuckin dropkicks? every one of yuse cunts seems to be on the dole or asking for handouts. What the bloody hell is going on here?

We are where the UK was 5years ago

Kill her and put her body in the box freezer

Oi you got a loicence to be watchin TV and goin outside?

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i have a small group of friends who play the same fighting game and said fighting game also has an australian lobby which always has around 10 (the actual people change) people in it, which is enough for non-stop fighting.

Matchmaking/ranked is non-existent though.

Lads is it safe to meet a female tomorrow morning for a walk in the park? Do I bring a tape measure?

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Stop writing like you're some drug fucked bogan drop kick. That element of our "culture" needs to be violently excised if we're to be serious about saving this nation.

fuck off

AAAAAAAA WHERE ARE MY SCOMOBUX

...

unless you have proof you both live in the same house you're gonna get v&

Ummm i'm sorry but what is this jobkeeper shit??? Why am I, a minimum wage worker in an essential industry, about to be earning less than jobless people sitting at home playing animal crossing for the next 6 months? How is that fair? Why isn't it just a UBI to everyone?

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The money is there, the Jews just need to play with it a bit longer before they start handing it out.

You're already dead.

incredibly based and 2Dpilled

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I have no money.

system is entirely corrupt, could give two shits about hand outs. Low key waiting for the fall, it feels like it's almost imminent at this point. I don't have much currency so I have never really bought in, since I believe the system to be a sort of ponzi scheme, a farce.

I have a medium-large food supply. Going through winter it's smaller sized at the moment, but should start to pick up more in summer. Can grow more watermelons and tomatoes and stuff.

get back in your cagie

>What the bloody hell is going on here?
Go easy m8.
The neets still haven't worked out that they are Stalin's "useful idiots".

>asking for handouts
It's called communism.

>He has friends to play fighters with
I used to have one of those until he ragequit and refused to play against me anymore.
Some people just can't handle the cock.

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>tfw might get paid MORE than I usually do

I still can't make sense of it. Unless it's scaled.

it's not as great as it sounds; they are going to consider this as overpayment to jobless people currently on jobseeker payments and have them pay back enormous amounts of debt either through slave labour or horrifying tax rates.

>essential
Dw mate, here's your pat on the back.... Now fuck off back to work wagie.

who /borderlands/ here?

>Replying to a glownigger

Saw some junkie with a trolley full earlier. Gives you the shits, I want my 750

Tell the cops that you don't know her and you re out for your "essential" rape.

Someones not getting any lettuce

Every job is an essential job as scomo said. Looks like you gotta get back in the cage.
NEETs win again. *sip* ahhhh so comfy

> wouldn't now be the best time in all of humanity to be a rural fag?
Haha, fuck no, I live in rural SA and all of the people living out here are unbelievably stupid, complacent and collectively in massive denial.

It'll spread like wildfire through country communities because no matter what measures the government and business owners take to warn them and mitigate risk the entitled fucking cunt people will never change their behavior, coming to work coughing their guts up, constantly visiting eachother in blatant defiance of advice and getting right up in eachothers faces to gossip for literal hours whenever they see someone out in public.

Saw in Perth WA cops on motorbikes randomly pulling people over as they were going about their business to see if they had a reason to be outside. Fucking revenue raising cunts.

unless shes your partner or u live together ur fucked. cops will JUST you

if you dont like it fuckin leave mate, im born and bred cunt im sure england will have u m8 go meet the queen and sod off
yeah nah m8
Shit's fucked mate... but if ur down n out go try meetin some farmers mate they'll give you a little squat on their land in exchange for labour if u seem trustworthy enough just don't pinch the land owner's daughter's titties and u'll be right as rain.

this is true, the virus spread from Wuhan to every continent on earth except Antartica but somehow rural fags are insulated because they live X amount of kilometres away from the nearest metropolitan area

Everyone working feels this way.
Vote with rope time is getting closer.

New footage of people being escorted off of cruise ships for quarantine in 5 star hotels.
youtube.com/watch?v=9hI9ePRIqZ8&list=PLuGs4aFhstAyxbsk-Lanj5c4_dlcJk9Zn

>I live in rural SA
Near where lad?

>if you dont like it fuckin leave mate, im born and bred cunt im sure england will have u m8 go meet the queen and sod off

You sound like a tryhard faggot, the whole reason we're in this fucking situation is because of fuckwit losers who can't put 3 syllables together and make our ideas look stupid because of their dumb fuck nigger tier bintang singlet nationalism, die slow you fucking shit stain on this nation, I'd wager you're probably not even white, nobody takes us seriously anymore because of you stupid cunts

Hes a good guy you can see it in his face not all cops are evil theyre just as shocked and probably disturbed by this as we are

I highly doubt that. The amount of votes that they would lose would be a lot

I HAVE NO MONEY

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Destroy the country to protect 70 to 90 something boomers rather then accept old faggots die. Make the young make for their fuck ups and sell more of nation to the bug men that caused this.

Yep.
Still haven't started the new DLC.
Been leveling and farming the shops.

But hillbilly titties are the sweetest

Tick tick. Social breakdown and random killings inbound.

This is where the police let it go to their head, and get trigger happy. Of course it’ll be recorded on a phone, posted online, and then the random killing of pigs starts.

It’s not right.
People still working should get at least $1000 dollars a month extra.

This is where we are headed.
>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg

whats the go with the legendary spam? is it some sort of event?

Riverland area.

it wouldn't be the first time it happened in history. they have enough hubris to be blind to the fact they are being horribly exploitative. i suspect riots in the coming months.

Mummy's making crumbed chicken

>>wagie influx incoming
>...and these threads were so comfy before
Watching failed normies seethe at becoming dolefags makes me laugh.
Their shitty ((life experience)) and jobs matter fuck all now don't it and they are finally back at the same level we where stuck on so fuck them
T. Virgincel straight white male neet
Enjoy your police state because of open boarder memes

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FUCK CHINKS.
That is all.

I think it's so people don't have a shit fit over their legendaries being useless with the new lvl cap.

Yeh. He’s shocked at the newfound power at his fingertips, and shocked now that the police are off the leash, that there’s an uncontrollable armed pumped-up police mafia about to go too far. He’s about to be shocked at what his subordinates will do with the backing of the state, yet he’ll be wheeled out to say again repeatedly “we not a police state ... nah, all the new death-by-cop events are just friendly fire”.

It’s going to be filmed on phones, posted online, and then once people realise the police are just a crime faction that outcompeted other crime gangs and games the system, will be coming after them.

>olice let it go to their head, and get trigger happy.
Perth police force is corrupt as fuck so it won't surprise me.

/moze/chad here
The legendaries are an event until the 2nd of April to get people playing and to help them 'up their power level' since you can get two keystone skills now from the trees and I assume they made the endgame harder to match. I'm still leveling though between playing One step from Eden.

Oh wow, so you actually DO live rurally. Lot of people in Adelaide say that they "live rural", but in actuality, they live just past the Adelaide hills or something.
0 chance. The LNP are shit, but they are not that shit.

I’ve heard about their brown shirts.

Also, betting police are about to film millions of upskirts ini WA kek

Anyone else feeling sleepy like real sleepy a different kind of sleepy infact

I saw the same thing coming off of work a few days ago on the Mitchell freeway

Nah its good as it is, just for the lols and wagie seethe.

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Hope you're enjoying communism lite lads

let's see. maybe im just optimistic they'll oust themselves.

2 week nigger chimpout lead-time.

Yep. You should hear the boomers on 2gb at the moment demanding greater police powers. Fucking funny.

Since I'm going insane being unable to do my martial arts training thanks to the gifts of globalism and diversity. I'm thinking of making a red pilled video channel. I'll be naming the Jew and the CCP loyal invasion from the very start so it interesting it be to see how long the channel lasts on YT compared to bitchute.

Top responses lads I thought gatherings of up to 2 individuals were still permitted for exercise purposes. Didn't know about needing to live in the same house. Maybe if I can work in the element of danger I can get my dick sucked in the bushes.
>tfw scomobux

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Should I vacation in Australia?

Should I visit Perth?

Anyone play Qwixx?

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currently harassing toilberg to get my neetbux

What you can't just clear a space to do your glorified dance routines?

Any other NEETs actually got their $750 yet?

I musta checked my bank account 20 times today... still nothing

>communism lite
Theres still food on the shelves my dude. The capital flight hasn't started yet, silly.
They might take it out of peoples tax

>Do I bring a tape measure?
How else will you be able to tell if her cock is the full 8 inches?

We're full, cunt.

>Victoria bans guns
Don't forget the ammo, as well.

I got a text telling me it was sent. Checked bank acc and it was there. Basically, wait for the text. No point checking it randomly.

mine is dated 1st and my neetbux always goes into my bank (CUA) at 3:40am on the day

Gatherings of two ARE allowed, the living in same house is for more than two.

ha ha. Yes! praise him fellow 4channer! How about we take things to the next step? Want my discord invite so we can make the boogaloo?

It’s not coming in until May, you will be backpayed tho

So quit. Duh. It doesn't matter if you are tired or you quit in Australia. Same neetbux. I wouldn't be wasting my time for the same money as jobkeepers.
Tell your boss to cut you down to zero hours.

Same. Mine always comes around 4am on the same day every fortnight. I thought the $750 would come combined with my usual cenno payment but it came 2 days early (meaning today) at 10am.

Sparring is the best part of the training and helps you improve the most.

righto cheers, Ill wait for the text

Thw boomers parents warned them about communism now i guess they didnt listen

Oy Cunts, what's the deal with HJs? Can I still buy food there? I've gotta go grocery shopping and I'm starving cause there's no food in the house.

Probably worried about all the sudos he swore in And gave a badge and gun to

I haven't been to any fast food in person recently but I'm pretty sure you can walk in, order food and leave. You just can't sit down and eat. Uber Eats, Deliveroo and all that shit is still available. I've read that Stage 4 lockdown means no food delivery, which would suck.