Pastor Joel Osteen

he's a jew

obligatory

Attached: joel.jpg (554x960, 73.28K)

Do your self a favor
one way to learn about him
call his church and ask for a prayer request
see what happens

spoiler alert it will cost $100
and you will never know if they complete the task? You will always wonder

young ppl shouldnt ever be religious leaders it defeats the whole purpose of your cults

NO MORE RELIGION THREADS

all of christianity is bad for a man. it's neoplatonism, established in the ecumenical councils of the early church

protestantism is closer to the doctrines found in the bible, with calvinism getting close and puritanism getting closest. but you have to read drake shelton southern israelite to get the view that's most accurate of biblical reality (but you should avoid his copious bullsh*t, though unless you want to get distracted however)

the closest apostles of jesus were jews, user.; that means whatever you're talking about is something good

THIS

" And these signs will follow those who [a]believe: In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; 18 they[b] will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."

Mark 16:17-20

Why do you think they like to LARP as healers and visionaries? They have zero power.

Only the true saints have the power to foresee and to heal, and they remain invisible.

He's a joke in the eyes of God and his handlers like it that way.

I think he is a "pastor."

The gospel is the gospel of prosperity. But it could also be the gospel of misery, depending on situation. I would say that God's will for us is prosperity in 97.5 %, but the other 2.5% is where part of Christianity called "prosperity gospel/teaching" fails miserably.

If it wasn't for the blood of the martyrs, neither me nor Joel would've heard about the world of God. So to say that it is God's will that you are happy/rich 100% of the time is complete failure to understand the scripture.

t. Several years of theology learning

We are given the message that we *can* be happy, healthy and whole. But others are called to utlimate sacrifice.

Many are called, few are chosen.

The path of suffering is not for everyone.

But everyone will benefit.

Some will be more than kings and gods, but all will be whole.

im not even religious but i think he's a chill dude with a positive message

his only real flaw is his "love of gold" but that more from being in the "new south" than being a minister

youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53H4
youtube.com/watch?v=tqX52K9fosU

Attached: jimjones_insanecharismaticbillionaireivyleaguecollegemonkeysalesmanattachmenttheory.jpg (534x712, 69.08K)

>If it wasn't for the blood of the martyrs, neither me nor Joel would've heard about the world of God. So to say that it is God's will that you are happy/rich 100% of the time is complete failure to understand the scripture
yes indeed
Job is also a wonderful example

religion and politics are deeply intertwined

And to sell spiritual services is a wrong called simony I think, completely opposite to the teaching of Gospels. It is written inside that through acquisition of a skill should a man make money, not through selling of spiritual services

Yes, thank you

the questions of what men ought to believe and how men ought to conduct themselves are the questions we look to answer in all religious/political discussions

golden cow

Osteen's Word of Fatih, Prosperity Gospel heresies represent the Golden Calf.

The closest to Jesus were antisemitic. Just like mysterious Mustache Man

>What do you think of this man's kind of Christianity?
Pic related

Attached: image.png (615x243, 16.22K)

If it's not cathodox it's heresy

any pastor that does not teach the coming of the fake Jesus, the antichrist, is leading their congregation towards worshiping Satan

without teaching the Bible as it is written, you will get drawn into the evil doctrines of men, such as Rapture

He is a wolf, he denies scripture, knows the Bible says homosexuality is punishable by death and said the opposite on CNN

he is a fraud, any "pastor" who makes millions+ is a fraud. period

the book of Revelation is the least important book in the Bible though - if you're a Christian, your commands are the same whether the end comes tomorrow or a million years from now
it has no implications for daily living

My grandpa had a saying about preachers, you'll be coming home from work and the preacher will be running out the back door pulling up his pants with a chicken leg in his mouth. About the only thing more dishonest than a preacher is a jew.

Attached: Jim_Baker_-_PTL_Broadcast_(1986).jpg (1200x743, 130.23K)

He is just a Biblical coach for feel good """"christians"""", nothing less, nothing more.
In short, he's Christian for American standarts.

you mean the books of Deuteronomy, Daniel, Zecharaih, Matthew, Mark, Thessalonians, etc, about half of the books in the bible that directly mention that antichrist is coming to the world, he will masquerade as a god, and the entire world will whore after him...those are not important books and passages?

I think you meant that this is currently the MOST important thing in the Bible, after the grace given by God to believers

i'm always amazed by the ugliness and lack of aesthetics of the 70s and 80s.

no - the book of Revelation doesn't instruct you on how to conduct yourself
it's a book of prophecy not ethics, and so long as your ethics are straight then you don't have to worry about the end

this
it's actually the most important book
whether you understand it or not
freemasons/gnostics absolutely hate it
and any preacher against it is VERY suspicious

Its shallow from what I can tell

Being a televangelist in playing Paul the apostle is super-easy I'm too young to die mode

...

“HELP HURRICANE HARVEY IS TAKING US IN! SAVE US PASTOR!”

“GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES”

Attached: 5C03FDB1-17FC-4F9C-9D77-D8B04C085F95.jpg (241x209, 7.13K)

so our creator and father, Almighty God, who took the time to tell us exactly what was going to happen, down to the intimate details like exactly how long each period of time would last, and what would transpire--he was just filling up space right
using morality as a weapon, and an excuse for ignorance iof God's words, which is what you're doing, sounds like something the children of Satan would do
the children of Satan currently call themselves 'jews'

if you can explain what the book of Revelation does for you that might convince a person that it's not the least important book in Scripture
if I obey God's commands I don't see what I have to be worried about in the book of Revelation - can you see why a person might think that?

this
and this

Attached: Joel_Rosenberg.jpg (1000x650, 101.5K)

but you're not obeying God's commands
you haven't read a single page of the Bible if you think God thinks you can obey his commands
have you not read Galatians 3:24
24 Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.

if you dont know this much, then I strongly recommend you avoid making any other assumptions about the words of God

He's the McDonald's of religion for stupid boomers. Can't take anyone seriously with his net worth.

nothing much

???
I'm supposed to love my enemy, be kind, merciful, forgiving, and to worship my Creator who has given me absolutely undeserved Grace
if I am doing my best to conform to those commands then what do I have to fear in the book of Revelation?
how is it informing me?
how is this not a legitimate question?????

its not Christianity

All prod "preachers" are false.

Attached: 1562793890248.png (2339x1575, 1.05M)

I know you are a member of the imposter tribe, I'm just using you to keep this thread bumped

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

'that day' that Paul is talking about here, was the 'flying away' mentioned in the previous epistle. He was explaining that you are NOT flying away, literally or otherwise, until the 'son who is condemned' which as you can see from this passage, is Satan himself, masquerades as God, pretending to be Jesus Christ

you should read what you type some time

These were not good looking people in the 80s bro

you false jews, the synagogue of Satan, the worshipers and offspring of the devil, are far more useful than you realize
you think you are stirring up trouble, or confusing people, but in reality you simply create the perfect oppurtunities for those who are able to receive truth
you betray yourselves, just like your 'god' will betray you

if you're interested in the true 'god' of the jews, read Deuteronomy 32, which describes the true Rock of Israel, and the fake rock of the jews, and why god would allow these contemptible people and their father to operate so freely

Rich huckster

did you almost engage in critical thinking
that must've been traumatic Schmiddy

user, need nude pics of his wife

within the book of Revelation is contained the information that Satan appears at the 6th trump, the 6 seal, and the 6th vial

seals are revelations
trumps are calls to action
vials are the judgments of God

these things are not all perfectly overlapping with each other, but they do finally sync up at 666, when the antichrist appears
even the first book of Thessalonians, where the ignorant get the message of the Rapture, states that it is at the final trump that Jesus appears

Absolute Chad. Look how much money God made him.

Attached: C4B290E2-15C0-4FC2-A47A-A06D110884F9.jpg (750x551, 88.18K)

>money preacher
If the majority of your preacher's sermons are about money, finances, tithing, donations/love gifts or advertising books/prayer cloths/oil/whatever, you should probably find a different church. Joel Osteen's god is money.

In fact, you should probably stay away from all televangelists period.

Attached: Airman3.jpg (1024x768, 71.95K)

He's a scumbag con artist but I'll admit he's a really good public speaker. If you watch footage of his sermons, the NPCs in the audience genuinely look "saved."

also found in Revelation is the messages to the churches of Smyrna and Philadelphia, where Jesus states to two different churches, that he is aware of those who

CLAIM TO BE JEWS BUT ARE NOT
AND ARE THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN

and that they will be made to worship at the feet of God'e election

I don’t even know what he specifically teaches but all Protestants are heretics
and I am prejudiced against false religions and those that follow them.

This guy is a knob. Only fucktards feed of his bullshit.

jewed americans ruined christianity