/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2754

Where's my diarrhea check Trump

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My aunt is saying ATM's are out of banknotes in Wołomin, Poland (village outside Warszawa).

Bank runs are happening it looks like.

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When will I have to go back to work? I really want to stay a NEET as long as possible.

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Wrong

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hey /cvg/ have some data

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

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Where is my government issued boyfriend?

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>Guys I think he is losing it.
You're a few weeks late the party mexibro

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THE END IS NIGH

why do you chuck your groceries on the filthy floor , not even stacking them neatly?

Don't answer that. I know you feel like there is a valid answer, but that's because you're a fuckwit sack-of-shit for brains pole. I don't and never will understand how you lesser beings live the way you do and manage to feel happy at the same time.

POO POO

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WHY AREN'T YOU POOPING YOURSELF TO DEATH WAGIES? SHIT YOURSELF ALREADY!

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DIFFERENT STRAINS

China do well to halted virus spread of. You respect them. I hope we learn from this.

That reminds me, we hit 3710 now. Did Corona-chan beat anything else? I imagine she isn't in "car accident" territory yet.

BASED DIARRHEA MAN

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stop larping

Ok, a vaccine will be released sooner or later by someone (wether it works or not is another thing).
So, say:
a) Is it going to be forced upon everyone?
b) If it isn't, are (You) willing to take it?

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Realistically, when will this end and why?

Seeing how the roads are nearly empty, it might happen.

Shut up shill.

Absolutely seething

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>Realistically, when will this end and why?

Imagine being this retarded

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check BASE BRO

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is the toronto guy still here?

where abouts in toronto are you? i'm starting to feel symptoms too i'm flipping the fuck out shit shit shit

end times when?

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I'll take it if it means I can live life normally again fuck yeah.
If that ID2020 shit isnt just a larp and it's all true then i am going immediately out into the wilderness. I'll get eaten by bears before participating in that nonsense.

realistically, how much longer will the US lockdown last for people who don't live in NYC/California/Washington? i've been enjoying my descent into NEETdom and am not ready to go back to work any time soon

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When the world population gains the herd immunity. So in 2022.

Who is this man and why is this so funny? He's literally seething.

>when will this end and why?
Realistically this may just be the beginning of years of shtf to come,
Civil wars can spawn from this, perhaps ww3 even

Post corona corona's

These tits are getting ridiculous. I kinda miss Corona-chan's early days.

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So I've been using my mask but I haven't been feeling so good, do you guys think my filter is broken!? Did I catch Corona!?

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Holy shit are those tweets legit? The guy went nuts.

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I GOT YOU, DIGITS

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Based on the right hand picture, you're feeling shitty due to consuming about 20x your RDA of salt everyday for the past week or two.

I got your habbiding hangin, maricon...

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Realistically, it might not end until the next massive breakthrough in medical technology. This this is terrifyingly contagious and resilient. It can hang around on surfaces for several weeks and not even fucking bleach kills it. If we don't fundamentally change the way civilization runs, and try going back to business after every lockdown, new waves will just keep happening.

shut the fuck up and die for my stonks

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My poor parents are so optimistic thinking this will just "go away" in a month or two.
I used to think that too and then the reality hit that this isnt something that just "goes away".
Realistically a year. At least. Could be a lot longer but we will see.

8,677 american cases have resolved so far,

3,170 - Dead
5,507 - Recovered "for now"

That is a death rate of 35-36% so far for my fellow Americans! sure is a nothing burger!

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>That is a death rate of 35-36
Learn to fucking count, homeschooled inbred mutt.

PLEASE I NEED TO BE NEET I'M RECREATING THE BEST YEARS OF MY EARLY 20S!

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I'm 32 I'm young.

I'm only eating one meal a day.

>Realistically, when will this end and why?
The best scenario for everyone is to havea quarantine every other month with rigorous precautions all the way.

The acceptable loss scenario which we are right now will lead to have another peak weeks after the quarantine ends and not sure what they will do with that but believe they will just accept the losses.

This is only talking about the near future and only about Corona. From a scientific standpoint, no one really knows when this will end. Also not talking about the economy and the likely mass unrest and riots a well as war.

So we are in the eye of the storm right now right? It gonna spike again in like a week and we will get a few more cities to be in NY conditions.

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can we get like +70k new cases, +4k deaths today please?

>beard
Your mask is useless fren

Oh my bad

I meant around 36.51% Many you liberals are picky!

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That one is fake

Oh you'll be surprised.
I mean, I kept saying people would soon start killing themselves over this too and we'll..

google.com/amp/s/m.economictimes.com/news/international/world-news/german-minister-commits-suicide-after-virus-crisis-worries/amp_articleshow/74877039.cms

But I used vaseline on my beard to create an air seal.

Our government has predicted that worst case scenario in our country will be 3.3million infected 30k dead

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>Has her nose in front of the bowstring
Jesus Christ

card crusher literally died from it yesterday, the moratorium on celebs has been broken

Here we go I am learning GIMP I present to you my OC BASED DIARRHEA MAN

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The real important question is if Midwest Farm Girl is still here

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Do you know the source for that chart?

Take my energy corona chan. May today be fruitful for you

USA USA USA

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Why are pols so stupid they can't even put their groceries away properly?
Dude 80% of the population is going to get infected. People that had been infected have been reported to get reinfected. Being around the virus makes it accumulate in you and makes you sicker.

The CDC is using models where people can't become reinfected. These are outdated, it's also why some of their data is not lining up.

You are cute if you think this is the eye of the storm. When you go out and see nothing but masks and gloves. on the three uninfected people in the store. That will be the eye.

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what would you do to her, user?

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We're all gonna make it, bros

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looks like your quarantine didn't work.

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More like what would she do to me

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China's numbers were real. We're going logarithmic. It's a nothingburger. My social standing will be destroyed forever for fearmongering with this bullshit virus.

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Touché

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save all her pictures for posterity and change her hair black when it has to be

>cases and deaths shrinking in every country that isn't the US

uhmmm bros?

Neither did yours

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I'll be very sad if (when?) 4chinz goes down. I hope gookmoot stays safe, I don't want to experience the collapse without you guys

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>1% death rate
>Survivors are perfectly healthy
When in reality 80% of SARS survivors from 2003 are permanently disabled/unable to work

see
The government doesn't care about the dead, they care about the permanent disabilities

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>cant figure out gimp
>won't really try
i still use ms paint 3d

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Does this mean NEETbux will be permanent?

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Daily reminder that commies are subhuman scum after your fluids and essence. Have you ever seen a communist drink water? No, it's only vodka for those animals. They introduced fluoridation in the water to weaken our fluids. Do you know when fluoridation first began? 1946. Quite a coincidence. That's why the planes are underway to glass every red before they can pervert the west more than they already have. May god bless the USA

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>Why are pols so stupid they can't even put their groceries away properly?

I did put my first PrEP away already.

Rate my new PrEP boyyyyy

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It's going to depend on the results of serological testing to see the actual numbers of people getting infected without getting symptoms. Knowing who already has been infected allows workplaces to steadily open up again as well.

>that bending wrist

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here's a bunch of other boards if this place dies
bvffalo.land/

>country panic
>don't want dumb populous to freak out
>don't want riots
>lie
Oh geee why do they have less than US?

There is a reason normal people in the US are printing masks on 3d printers, helping eachother while people in other shitstain countries are eating bats and getting welded into their house.

I have a strong feeling she'll come back if writefag comes back...

WHY IS TAIWAN NUMBER 1?

>over 42 thousands deaths
lavanguardia.com/internacional/20200331/48198434698/incineraciones-wuhan-cifra-muertos-coronavirus.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=internacional

Has that faggot billy boy realized DeSantis wants him lockdowned into May?

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