Live in noguns canada

Yes freeze them or you can buy plastic/rubber "training" balls but these spicy boi rounds on the left seem the best to torture someone

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if youre pulling that shit youll just get deader quicker

freezing doesnt work. makes the balls more brittle and break before you shoot them.

look into reballs. then turn your gun up as high as it will reliably fire. your main issue is going to be keeping your tank full of air when its still on the gun.

a paintball isn't good for self defense
so ask yourself
>what can I shove down this airgun that would be?

let's face it mate, if you bring anything short of a gun to a gun fight, it doesnt matter if you're firing steel BBs, pepper balls, or vials of holy water, you're going to die.

You might be able to get a black power pistol matie.

In my experience with paintball guns, you don’t want to just leave it laying around with the co2 or nitrous connected. You wouldn’t have time to assemble a deterrent in real life scenarios. If you had time, maybe, shoot for the face and eyes. If they figure out you’re using a harmless paintball gun, you could be in trouble.
This guy has the right idea

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yes but also soak them in pure Capsaicin for true repellent powers

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i'm not expecting it to be a gunfight, it's canada
i'm expecting niggers robbin for food

go ahead and just pull down your pants and bend over now

paintball first, then club to death

Slingshot with bent nails user, Chinese gangs did something right for once

You could always do a suicide blast of bear spray since that’s about the only legal thing in Canada that will stop someone where they stand. Everyone’s eyes and lungs melt, but hey, your virgin ass will retain its status.

Canada is not no guns retard

ngl i laughed

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Buddy, just slapshot a puck right into that greasy hosers shnozz, like what are ya a fuckin goof eh?

This is now a LEAF/pol/ thread

bnnbloomberg.ca/nearly-half-of-canadians-on-the-brink-of-insolvency-survey-finds-1.1414488

>About half of those surveyed said they are $200 or less away from not being able to pay their monthly bills.

$200!? How fucking stupid are we Canadians with our money? I got temp. laid off and had $5000 in the bank to cover rent, groceries, etc.

ya until some nigger from jane and finch trying to get initiated into a gang because he momma kicked him out bcuz of da corona runs up on you house with a glock

read up on the laws. gun, ammo, everything must be locked up. it is not feasible to use a firearm for self-defence, and the "you may use anything within reach to defend your person if you are in danger" scarcely protects you in court

You can use a variety of household items as weapons. I have a heavy wooden candle stick in my living room that would be perfect if I just needed to grab something. You’d be surprised what a hard club in the head and resulting shock value can to do the psyche of a group of criminals.

better just offing yourself because you're too stupid to get a license and think canada is noguns

I mean, I’ve also got my 9mm always strapped to my waist too....but that’s not the point here.

umm checked

Get ahold of those cop pepper spray paintballs or throw normal ones in the freezer, overfill your tank, and crank up your firing velocity to maximum. Paintball guns can be pretty unpleasant. Why not a crossbow though?

Who the fuck gives a shit about court lmfao, if some niggers break in during chink aids last thing I'm worried about is court functioning

My weapon can permanently disable an attacker from over 100 feet away, is easy to carry full time and requires no ammunition. What do you think it is?

you will, when you get gang raped by members of that same gang who got caught and now wanna have some fun with the lil white boy who shot they nigga

islam

>Niggers break in
>Calls the cops
This is your brain on postponed olympics

>islam

Guess again

FUCKING SEND IT

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get a crossbow and grow some

Get a KA-BAR or some other large knife. A baseball bat is also good.

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It’s probably better than nothing. I haven’t been paint balling since ~1999 but my recollection is that getting hit on exposed skin at close range hurts pretty bad.

Fuckin witnessed. Just give them the ol Happy Gilmore, op.

if its a good one, shoots fast and accurate then sure.

just like my airsoft guns, they would work.

i dont know of anyone that is going to like getting shot in the eye's and face with 15-40 rounds of shit a second.

considering my clip things hold 400ish, that's 400 holy fucking shit this hurts.

I guess if they wear face pro im pretty fucked lol. then I gatta grab the hammer or knife.

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Sounds a bit like one of those small harpoon launchers. Uncle had one for fishing pike, I'd hate to get one to the thigh or gut.

I had that marker when I was in high school, it was pretty badass but heavy.

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>you don’t want to just leave it laying around with the co2 or nitrous connected
Why not?

>i'm expecting niggers
You have those up there, but you don't have a gun?
F

Unless you know to use one of those, you're more likely to get yourself killed with that. Baseball bat is a far better option.

Baseball bats are terrible weapons. They’re too large for indoor use for starters. A smaller club is much better. ... or a decent hatchet.

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I have several highly dangerous spoons. I should be at an advantage to anyone.

Niggers have guns here and will shoot for food

knowledge of the jew.

>Your paintball gun is in .68 caliber.
>You have one chance to defend yourself from intruders wanting to ???
>You can buy .68 caliber steel ball bearings
>Your paintball gun has adjustable gas pressure.
You're only limited by your imagination OP.

This

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>Sounds a bit like one of those small harpoon launchers

Wrong. Harpoons are ammunition. This weapon doesnt use any and stops any attacker instantly, and multiple attackers as fast as you can aim.

what do you fucking mean ?
cant you buy like vz58's?

Who needs weapons when you have killer humor.

A paintball gun would be a good idea for a non-lethal weapon if you have nothing else. For life or death situations though then no you want something that IS lethal. Used to play paintball and let me tell you those things HURT if you turn the air pressure high on the gun and can still hurt even without a really high pressure. Saw someone get hit in the face (right beside his eye) with one and his face swelled up and was bruised for a while.

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>being noguns in 2020
Get a 3D printer and google FGC9 you dummy

where did i say that you fucking inbred? check my ID, i literally said to get a BB gun and hope you're lucky

A kosh is much better in cramped quarters of course and you can make it out of fucking duct tape, cable and something heavy. Edged weapons for a person who most likely has never been in a fight is a poor choice. They'll freeze up and think twice.
Blunt all the way.

Don’t expect Canadians to know their own gun laws. I had Canadian customs officers tear my car apart and keep me waiting for three hours because they confused the antique rifle I was bringing in legally with all their required bureaucratic faggotry for an automatic AK variant. I mean, congrats on knowing Valmet made some of the best modern AKs out there. However, when I declare the required details in writing, which includes the barrel length, capacity, action, and listing it as an M39 from 1942 and the still get the need to dismantle my vehicle after seeing it right where I said they would find it, that lost all value.

Lots of guns in canada.

Pipe gun nigger

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BB GUN GOING TO DO YOU FUCKSTICK

If you can't get firearms a spear is your weapon of choice. much better than a sword or a knife. can be used as a walking stick also.

IED

canadian customs officers are notorious for their assholery. they're like black slavers or women cops: they know no one respects them so they are very very extra in order to get the little to no respect.

get a 25mm rail-compatible laser, and shoot them in the face. incapacitate the intruder. otherwise, die. canada offers little quarter in terms of home invasion defense. hey at least it isnt great britain

put 10x capsaicin rounds in it

if u have no guns bow and arrows is best with spear and shield as backup

Luxury soup catapult?

>no guns Canada
I have dozens of rifles and double barrelled shotguns. Niggers have tons of illegal glocks and sub machine guns. Teenagers are running around with AK’s. If you can’t find a gun here then you’re either stupid or retarded

but if you use them in self defence (even just wave them around, locked and all) you will go to PRISON

why does no one get this

you do realize irl you can't carry as many weapons as the doom guy right?

Black Power pistol?
You mean.. like stolen?

kek

Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour

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With a properly sized pipe and some practice, you could use a can of soup in a potato gun to potentially deadly effect. Unwieldy and single shot though.

Only in Toronto really, where there is lots of illegally imported handguns. Outside of that dump, 99% of the guns are in the hands of middle class whites (and sometimes asians). I've never even seen a black guy at the range.

Are you seeing what going on right now nip?? The world is falling apart. Pretty soon martial law will be declared and police won’t come to anyones defence. It’ll be total anarchy and it’ll be shoot or be shot

>nip
fucking retard