/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2753

gee Jorvik

it's almost over, happeningfags

Is this a bot?

YOU GUYS PVP JUST GOT UNLOCKED!

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Hello any fellow Chinese lurking? I am also Chinese! Ni-Hao! See we are the same! come talk to me? Whats behind my back? Oh nothing. EMP? lol what is that? you're crazy.

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Phase 2 when?

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Is blood in the snot a corona symptom? been having that for the past 2 days. I don't really have a cold but when i wake up my nose is kinda stuffy but otherwise fine during the day besides my ears feeling fucked all day long

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rate my book puchases pol, recommendations are appreciated lads

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>OH MY GOD THE END IS NIGH
Stop shilling this bullshit. I don't even give enough of a shit to do this pasta properly.

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soon, we'll all have at least 3 strains

grapevine.is/news/2020/03/24/patient-infected-with-two-strains-of-covid-19-in-iceland/

Soon

youtube.com/watch?v=fZGy_U84o-I

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Guys, why haven't you found a quarantine qt yet?

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lolis

China do well to halted virus spread of. You respect them. I hope we learn from this very good.

> I don't even give enough of a shit to do this pasta properly.
good work

Cold or dry where you live? I have low grade nosebleeds often in winters when I’m in buildings with excessive central heat (dries out the already dry winter air).

psued

hi friends

im ready for the ride to be over this happening is a lot more boring and irritating than I had expected

I work at a lab that confirms COVID-19 tests as positive or negative... One of the dudes that confirms these tests keeps telling us we'll all get infected. fuck fuck fuck fuck fukckfickfucklkd

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kek, curfew checkers dressed up as death roaming at night in certain part of my country

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speak english you fucking wagon wheel

stop shilling this nothingburger of a flu. nothing will happen and everything will go back to normal in 3 weeks. look at Italy, already recovering. happeningfags BTFO

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I HAVE A CUTE RESPITORY SYNDROME

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/tiddieburger/

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Yes, welcome to /cvg/ newfren

YOUR FACE WHEN GETTING DOMINATED BY CORONACHAN

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checked and keked

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Lmao. At least they have a sense of humor

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sauce?

Less tests, less confirmed cases.
Fuck off

Probably, you or someone you work with will eventually make a mistake.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQRvDBgwb20

This video says china's real numbers are around 45k+

Special Sauce. Secret Recipe.

how soon

pick up Jung, Kafka asimov and dostoevsky if you you're not acquainted. they all ponder the human condition.

>we'll all get infected
Did...did he mean everyone at the lab, or EVERYONE

I turn the heat off during the night. It's been about 0 - 8 degrees last few weeks. I live at the sea so the air is never really that dry and I sleep with a window a bit open most of the times. I have everything closed during the day though for now.

Well yeah that's what flatten the curve means
Everyone gets it eventually but not all at the same time, so hospitals aren't overloaded
The goal was never for people to avoid catching it entirely

How does it get past the captcha?

It would be more fun to watch in timelapse.

In Australia, our premier current affairs show, 4corners, did a running summary of events from January to now from our perspective. It was pretty fun to recap all the highlights.

For us, it was the Prime Minister announcing he was still going to the football in the middle of March. He changed his mind and did a last minute cancellation on those plans, but gives you an idea how slow leaders have been to pick up on this shitstorm.

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Pray for India.

Inky binky bonky.

I really really like this webm

borg

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oi mate

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What's going to happen when millions of people don't pay their mortgages on April 1.

Will the banks be OK?

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NOW!

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Brilliant. I hope they are able to use their sickle for real.

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When does the Quebec exclusion zone happen?

Don't you dare

I have it bros, ask me anything I'll try to respond. I'm bedridden and it's hard to type

fuck that. i'm never catching it.

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I feel like this thread is full for re*dit panicking shizoids

Just started "The idiot" by dostoevsky and im liking it so far, i'll hit up jung, kafka and asmiov next my man

gross

Gary we love you

Indian VIDS

Looting in india
twitter.com/sinam_anger/status/1244485360165564416
Dead/collapsed in public
twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1244828752095391744
Can anyone explain wtf is happening here?
twitter.com/fahmydaussopyan/status/1244849566056247296
india constructed a hospital like china
twitter.com/ChennaitesDotIn/status/1244178331525738496

twitter.com/WashNewsLine/status/1244850093678907392
twitter.com/DrJrMiGBD/status/1244584531509817344
twitter.com/France24_en/status/1244671917476413440
twitter.com/SriLankaTweet/status/1243219348715483137
twitter.com/GrahamANWright/status/1244230278584860672
twitter.com/NanKarDev/status/1243164187183837185
twitter.com/iamkasV/status/1243441483073622016
twitter.com/EMTEYAZ531/status/1243217281594920960
twitter.com/FarhangNamdar/status/1242454930448879617
twitter.com/hani_nasir/status/1242748858322518018
twitter.com/shahid28576/status/1243613500376854529
twitter.com/ThierryJFT/status/1244157072629026816
twitter.com/mymixtapez/status/1243065074102616064

Also I find the indian side of twitter funny. You have Pakisani shitposters/propagandist/supremacist, Indian supremacist, indian SJWS, Kashmir is indian/pakistan, islamhate, hindusupremacism as well as your usual shitposters.

There are companies that will solve captchas for bots. I believe they pay thirdworlders to do it.

However I suspect Gary is posted by a human pretending to be a bot.

yeah. it's in one of the provinces, reminding the locals to stay at home.

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One guy in our room have a fucking fever, Im beyond fucked now.

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ASL?

Hey, wait a minute

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proof

Dont be a faggot. And get better dude. What province are you in? Is the hospital filling up?

borg.

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You should have created a thread for this.

Now now, how does your lungs feels? It's difficult to breath?

did they killed her?

Any recent news on Diosdado Cabello and Nicolás Maduro? Have they doubled down on security or are they preparing a plan B? I haven't read the news today.

how big is your cock

That is one of his best works.

Hey! Quick question, is there any study out there that says a recovered patient can creat antibodies? Is that even possible for a fucking virus? One of my county's health official is saying there are patients that are "inmune" to the virus and that there's even cases of using the antibodies found in the plasma of a recovered patient as a treatment. Wtf pl0x help

>twitter.com/DrJrMiGBD/status/1244584531509817344

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i havent had a burger in like 6 weeks. i am going through burger withdrawal.

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Are you the guy who keeps dry coughing down the street?

>Will the banks be OK?

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you autists and your kek god have literally set the stage for the return of H*tler with your corana-chan worship

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F
Imagine over 9000 health workers on Spain infected by Coronavirus

Wouldn't want that in my ass.

The virus or the CCP? Pretty sure both did lulz lmao xD

you can create anitbodies for specific strain and be immune to it but theres like 2000 known strains atm so its very likely that'll you'll just catch it again

Both
Exactly, all it takes is 1 incompetent person or accident. 1 tired person taking it out of the bag, dropping it/losing it or someone stepping on it. That's all it takes to infect a lab with over 100 workers.
Not if everyone gets it at once. That's not how a flat curve works.

I bet the kid deserved it

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noice

Based!

youtu.be/v5RZ8k6iQik

>2,425 different strains have been sequenced
what does this mean? explain like im a brainlet

borg

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>stay at home
outside in the middle of the night, in thongs.

I used to think the virus was bad but I think that 100 million people may have the virus and be asymptomatic, notice how they are only testing those who are symptomatic. They are purposefully inflating the mortality rate to scare people into giving up their rights. We are being fooled. I am sure of it now.

Is it real? Yes, but we should be testing everyone and creating capacity to do so. If everyone was tested then I am sure that the mortality rate would be less than the flu.

Food for thought, theres a clear globalist agenda at play here..

Same...

Estás pinche muerto

the standard assumption is that antibodies are always produced for a pathogen and that they confer immunity to future exposure

not every pathogen allows this, coronachan may have ade, she might have a permanant latent phase, she might be like HIV, there are a lot of possibilities

Also for anti-malaria drug boys

ndtv.com/india-news/coronavirus-assam-doctor-dies-allegedly-after-consuming-anti-malarial-drug-2203271

I actually haven't read the idiot. I enjoyed the gambler the most so far. needless to say crime and punishment is excellent.

>writeanon is kill

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>BANKS HEISTED BOOMERS' RETIREMENT FUNDS IN A MONTH
>WILL THE BANKS BE OK

this fucking guy

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ok boomer

are you showing the symptoms? are you in pain?

Neither do I, anyway anyhow it seems there's no exponential growth on the virus here in my state. We reached the peak and it seems we are low in cases.

Use a browser extension. Or buy a pass. I'm on mobile, and don't have a pass, so I can't do anything.

Does anybody here hate niggers!? Boy oh boy do I sure hate NIGGERS!

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Oh okay, thanks for explaining. So the plasma treatment isn't very viable huh.

post pp.

Stop making these fucking threads! What do we know?
>ONE steam explosion
>31 deaths
>only dead were stupid enough to be touching the fucking core
>very low levels of ambient radiation almost as bad as a sun burn
>hundreds of thousands worked around Chernobyl for months without dying
>workers kept other three plants going for years
>80 YEAR OLD BOOMBERS GETTING CANCER LETS CRASH THE ECONOMY
Take your meds schizos.

WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BLYAT!

NOTHING

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When do I have to go back to work? I don't wanna go.

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This happening brings the world together. When can we expect humans creating space colonies together?

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hey /cvg/ have some data

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

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Mutations, mutations everywhere, building a traditional vaccine for this shit, is fucking hard, probably impossible.

top 3 looting links "don't exist"

What countries are still clean?

HAIL CORONA-CHAN
HEIL HITLER !

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It's true. The plasma transfusion is the only treatment that was proved effective during the spanish flu 100 years ago and I watched on Fox News some burgers were attempting to use it again

apologize, user

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It's starting to feel hollow ticking off every 100,000 cases. What should I look forward to instead?

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I'm 29

>all these people that can't stay two weeks inside their houses without growing crazy

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You say that like it's a bad thing...

start counting deaths

Is it late enough to cute post?

I want bunker bf for hand holding

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Ok zoomer

>memeflag tripfag redditor tried to split the thread and fucked it up catastrophically

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25/M/Toronto
I went to the hospital they sent me home, I'm taking vitamin C and Zinc because I heard it helps
It's like there's liquid in my lungs that I can't get out
lol, I got lucky
No, I was coughing loudly near the window to freak people out when they walked by my apartment building last week though
Muscles feel pretty weak. Before this I could lift 1/2/3/4 so I can still get up and get around but it feels like I'm carrying someone on my back whenever I stand up

>first infected end of February
>average age of died people 75
>0.5 % mortality rate among 60+
>0% percent among < 60 years

I think the problem is your health care system and the quality of your garbage food that lead to over eight and shit immune system

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I'm done, this was supposed to be China only event and now nearly every nation/island on the planet has cases and is coofing to death.
Please continue to engage in large crowds, your posts won't be missed.

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>unlimited QE
>the Treasury now controls how much the Fed can loan it
Weimar Republic soon. Girls are already prostituting themselves to pay rent like clockwork.

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minor differences. viruses and constantly mutation inside one individual, and get past to others, mostly do nothing. think a dog with a slightly different color.

sure, are you a grill?

and?

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Reminder for all straight white men to come to 8kun dot top slash pnd , free of yuri avatarfags and discord trannies

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...actually yes.

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Florida's on track to be worse than NY. Same trajectory but a higher at-risk population and MUCH worse measures.

Beaches were full of partiers as little as a day ago. Retarda think standing 6 feet apart means they're A-OK. 70% of businesses are essential, loke dog groomers and landscapers

Yeah, being an RNA based virus makes it very prone to mutations.

tried any boiling water and vics?

Region?

if you guys'd just wear the damn masks

wait does that mean what I was doing was actually gay when we headpat
oh fuck fuck fuckfuckfufkfukfufkufkfuf

that better be a boy

Well I'd like a girl to play games with, but I'll be honest, don't expect lewd things from me.

In fact, I'm kind of boring. Nevermind

Not necessarily. A mutation doesn't necessarily mean that it alters the virus significantly enough to impact the effectiveness of immune response

FUCK OFF POSTING THESE GODDAMN NASTY BUGWOMEN

Just a reminder

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That sucks leaf bro, hope you get better soon. How much vitamin c are you taking? Iirc suggested was 300mg-500mg/kilo. Have you been in contact with you family?

No, I'm drinking some coffee in the morning though

Midwest, I help on a farm.

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arent you fine?
until china decides to conquer you, that is

Lol

Hmm, but as other anons have said there are a lot of strains, and nobody can be inmune to all 2000 strands. Maybe you can get plasma treatment for one stands, but what about the other 1999 strands?