This is my last post. Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several months ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on Yas Forums that seems to become more and more popular by the day. Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizarre, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several months interacting with people who were completely unknown to me, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long. And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention. And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night. But, finally, my mission is complete. Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this board, potentially exposing some of your members' most well kept secrets. I'm never coming back to this shit hole site, but before I leave, I just want to let you know you all make me sick.
Goodbye Yas Forums
TL;DR. See ya tomorrow faggot
K. Bye
Hello, I am Johm Green. I am the author of numerous young adult novels, most notably The Fault in Our Stars and Paper Towns. I am also a YouTube content creator. I am the host of VlogBrothers and Crash Course. I also am the creator of VidCon.
I am making a video on the Alt-Right and the rise of anti-egalitarian politics. I not here to antagonize you. I will try and accurately represent your views. If you post please be aware that you are consenting to your comment being used in my video. I must make clear I find this place to be horrifying and I find many of your views to be downright evil. But I pride myself on being fair and open to everybody I collaborate with so I do promise to not misrepresent what you post.
Tell me: What views do you hold that differ to the mainstream? What is the alt-right? What are your views on egalitarianism? What led you to these views? What media do you consume that shares your views?
-J.G.
shut up nigger
>potentially exposing some of your members' most well kept secrets.
:0
People come onto a freedom of thought section of the internet.
Different section fights them, >>inb4 “built for BBC
God I hate reddit
Came in to call you a faggot.
Didn’t read your post.
Fuck chinks and fuck kikes.
If you're a writer for the Washington Post how can we believe you?
see you tomorrow.
>2 bottles of milk.
Pussy
> I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night
Milkdrinker.
So, same time tommorow, OP?
Man, that user who posted that pretty soon there would be tons of "I'm a leftist and..." threads was right on the fucking money
>sage
you misspelled your own name you stupid larping faggot.
Milk from your boyfriends dick
>Hack writer to go.
Your ID checks out, but how do you live with yourself as someone who presumably went to school for journalism, only to work for the lugenpresse?
I'm not reading all that retardation.
You can leave this site but you can never forget what you saw here. We have all imprinted on you and you will one day carry on our legacy.
checked
This is what you do for a career?
Christ, you fucked up your one life big time.
see
Just remember, youre here forever
FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU'RE GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! I'M BACKTRACING YOUR IPS RIGHT NOW! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
>you make me sick
Eat a dick faggot
pathetic larp kill yourself
Don't forget to mention in your article how much we hate niggers. Thnx.
>semi-constant bullying and harassment
Am I blind? or is he talking about Twitter?
Enjoy those CCP bucks OP, tell your bosses the drums are sounding and their house is coming down.
Also low effort LARP
Keep me posted
You have been marked.
You will be forgotten, but you will never, ever forget. That small seed of doubt will always be in your mind, regardless of anything you do.
You can try to cope, drink, abuse drugs, but you will never forget.
Build or destroy yourself, your choice.
Paul latza? The rlm thing was a prank, no need to take it this far.
>I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night.
Kek, I hope this is a larp.
Tell your colleague John Podesta to kill himself.
100% legit not a larp confirmed
Faggot.
>I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night.
I don't know why this is the most hilarious shit written in this post.
>2 bottles of milk every night
kek.
Your larp is shitty but this part was good
See ya tmrw reporter user
Tl;Dr fag
kek
>I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night.
it's GOMAD newfag, not TBOFEN
Bye
everyone who fell for it should consider buying a rope. DISGUSTING idiots
> spend time on anime meme boards than do investigative journalism about conspiracies regarding the foul play of Epsteins death or tracking down elite pedophiles.
Gee, looks like you have your priorities straight there, journo. Say hi to your Jewish boss from us.
Kisses! You'll be back.
See you tomorrow fren.
>exposing some of your members' most well kept secrets.
By Shlomo. Don't tell the world about Yas Forums's obsession with traps.
Wasted numbers on your little pity party, fuck you little bitch faggot,Go act like a nigger somewhere else I think Reddit is perfect for your bitch feelings.You have to go back!
Your employer is a tabloid these days. If you are real and not a larp, it does not surprise me that such a tabloid would target one of the very few places one can talk freely. So, have fun. True patriots outnumber your kind.
Hi John. The original copyright in my comment lies with me when I hand wrote it down before typing it again on the computer. I give a non exclusive licence for it to appear on Yas Forums or to be screencapped in context and reposted here. Should you breach my intellectual property by using the same for commercial gain i will bring injuctive proceedings against you to prevent you using it. I will also seek damages against you and most likely exemplary damages for the egregiousness of you actions.
You have been warned.I will bring Court proceedings without further notice to you.
Top kek, your welcome faggot.
So salty you must've lost some arguments.pretty piss poor performance for somebody who writes for a living.
Say what you want about this place, Yas Forums is not one person
Follows the script, has no discernible style. I'm convinced
Bye faggot
Suck me, faggot. You're here forever.
Lol no one leaves. Even milk toast faggot cocksuckers like you.
Fuck an I took the bait.
In that case i take it all back.
Sorry faggot. I love niggers, Jews, commies, trannies and jannies.
>Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this board, potentially exposing some of your members' most well kept secrets.
Don't let anyone know I said nigger that one time plz.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little globalist? I’ll have you know infowars gets over 11 million hits a month, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Bohemian Grove, and I have over 300 confirmed Bilderberg protests. I have raided Epstein's Pedophile Island and freed thousands of children from his sex dungeons. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m the top pundit in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another shill. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with taking our guns and making frogs gay? Think again, globalist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of autists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, globalist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the European Union. You’re fucking dead, goblin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in information warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States alt-right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable propaganda off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” propaganda was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
cool
The alt right was a term coined by share blue to identify subjects on this board that did not support hillary frazzledrip clinton. richard Spencer cia psyop adopted the term, as well as other plants and shills attempting to co op this board for their globalist pimps. The fact that you use this term unironically is a big red flag. Fucking KYS.