/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2752

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What did he mean by this anons?

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I don't get this, why even wait, if they can work in the future, they will work now

>he fell for the herd meme

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Any Marylandfags here? How are things in Baltimore? Out in the mountains no one is taking this shit seriously.

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Get out of these threads while you can. Sort catalog by date added. There is amazing work being done, pruned within minutes.

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Just hug your Megumin tulpa for warmth. Don't tell me your dad didn't teach you that either?

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Wheres writefag

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How come we don't got a Corona board? COVID-19 is the biggest thing being talked about right now, it shouldn't be limited to a lighting fast general.

YOU SCHIZOIDS MAKE ME SICK! ITS FUCKING NOTHING! MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM MEDICAL MALPRACTICE THEN THIS VIRUS HAS KILLED IN A FEW MONTHS! THERE'S BEEN MORE THREADS THEN DEATHS FUCK OFF.

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>I went out in the woods for 2 days once and I hated it.

What was so bad about it?

It'll come to you user. My dad died when I was 2 and I eventually figured things out

I feel like I'm getting sick. Got a stuffy nose and that falling panicky feeling. If I die I want you to avenge me and kill every chink that caused this.

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hey guys look at this poor nurse distress call to new york we should feel terrible about not having enough ventilators

pic related

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Missed you buddy

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dude how innawoods is fun as shit

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keep up slowfag.

>wanna get out of work
>can't without lying and saying I got corona and painting a target on myself for spreading it to everyone there

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not you

Sore throat? Loss of appetite?

Is that sexy losers?

I guess the hospitals wanna build their stockpile before they start shilling masks for normies.

Had a sore throat from allergies for a few weeks. No fever.

Tell them a relative or neighbor of yours has corona and they will send you home.

>conservative women
is there anything more counterintuitive?

>Colleagues Fall 3
Sounds like a pretty based game desu

Same my work will fire me if I wear my gas mask. I probably already have it. I know that feel fellow wage bro.

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>corona board
More like a medicine board

So is the happening getting downgraded? looks like all those predictions of millions dead were overshooting it. has it slowed down in the past few days?

Is Trump in with the deep state?
He said 200k Americans would die, minimum.

My job is closed indefinitely, but then again, it's a resort/theme park. I don't know when they'll realistically be able to reopen at full capacity or even below half, layoffs are only a matter of time since they won't pay us forever during a closure. Consider yourself lucky kind of, sorry your wageslaving might give you the coof tho.

WAve 1 is almost done, 2nd wave soon.

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?????

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Show us the in-hospital photos and the horror will end

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.20037267v2
osf.io/fs5hd
Now that it has been proven Corona-chan destroys your nuts, both your fertility and testosterone. What do we do with all these emasculated men?

Could the 8 Goddesses shaman cult running South Korea be involved in this? They wanted to eradicate all men from society and turn them into women, like the way they feminized K-pop stars. On top of that the Shinchonji Church of Jesus cult was spreading Corona-chan all over the world and preaching overseas about fulfillment of the Book of Revelation since 2013 at least. Their founder, Lee Man-hee, even claims he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. Choi Soon-sil, the puppet master of ex-president Park Geun-hye, was part of the Church of Eternal Life who her father, Choi Tae-min, founded. Stranger yet, Park Geun-hye had a relationship with Choi Tae-min 48 years ago when she was 20 and he was 60. A few South Korean government officials may have also taken part in a Shinchonji event, the World Alliance of Religions Peace (WARP) summit, at the Seoul Olympic Stadium in 2014 but I could not find the source on that. Shinchonji's front organization Heavenly Culture, World Peace, Restoration of Light (HWPL) is an international peace NGO supported by the UN, which the WHO is a subsidiary of. HWPL has branches located in over 200 countries. The more I dig into this shit the spoopier it gets:
npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/29/499864915/swirling-scandal-involving-shamanistic-cult-threatens-s-korean-president
govbanknotes.wordpress.com/2017/04/04/south-korea-secret-oligarchs-the-8-goddesses-cabal/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/208704066/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_South_Korean_political_scandal
archive.is/bzN7N (Shinchonji cult)
wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/07SEOUL2178_a.html (South Korean diplomat mentioning Choi's influence on Park in 2007)

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>entire world goes in lockdown
>hurr ez da birus swowing down durrrrr

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have you all noticed articles about prior plagues/pandemic all make it look like the disease didn't come from China? It is pissing me off.

Not really, gradually picking up speed. Just because there aren't corpses littering streets doesn't mean shit is done.

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news channel license footage all the time, when they can't a crew to film

there's also probably laws against filming in hospitals, patient privacy and all that, hence licensed footage

but nooooo, melissa has to broadcast her infinite retardation and cause a ruckus

comes with the territory i guess, a blonde with MAGA hat

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2 weeks. you'll see.

Jesus fuck schizo please try to be concise I ain't going to read all that shit for fucks sake bruh.

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God I hope we go with that. I was going to buy a house but we're holding off now because dead boomers = economic crash = cheap as fuck houses.

Lots of traffic around Frederick

2bh I probably didn't enjoy it because I chose a camping area that had other campers in it, and I wasn't free to blast guns or smash shit with an axe, and the water was waaay too cold to swim in. My sports car isn't terrible for off-roading so I can't get too far off the beaten trail.

lockdowns aren't much of a happening. i was promised CHAOS

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> Just because there aren't corpses littering streets doesn't mean shit is done
right. i just heard that italy is slowing down. if they got it under control so fast that doesn't bode well for the longevity of this virus,.

can someone post the art of the chevy truck ventilator with the guy laying in the back of the truck connected via tube to the exhaust? i did not save it. thank you. also is there an archive somewhere of images? thanks.

NOOOOOOO DON'T PROTECT YOURSELF YOU'RE PANICKING ME
TAKE IT OFF I DON'T CARE IF YOU'LL DIE

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Millions will die in the third world. Chances are that they will make up the bulk of the deaths and we won't know the death count for a year or two.

Also I feel like the chinamen aren't being upfront with their numbers.

Calm now, user. Now is not the time for chaos. That comes later.

If anyone hasn't gone down the 8 Goddesses rabbit hole yet and how they're trying to destroy men, read this.

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why?
oh no, this person's preparation is making me insecure and aware how utterly exposed and vulnerable I am, please remove him

>camping area that had other campers in it
oh so not in the woods

This.

cnn just said that it's possible that because of the states that aren't staying at home will make the states that are staying at home wait longer to go out again.

Thanks Florida. Thanks Louisiana, Thank Illinois.

I heard the south is going to riot soon. Looking for an Italian to tell me if the south is enriched Italians or real italians?

I don't know. I hope he's okay. I miss him

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BRRRR = savings gone

Kek hear our PLEA SPREAD IT FASTER LA DE DEEEEEEEE!

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>FLorida
>Lousiana
>Illinois
These are the states that don't stay at home?

No filter on the mask? What does that do? Should I be doing this too?

Italy is at 800-900 deaths per day for almost a week now.

>Thank Illinois
I thought we were on lockdown?

if they keep this up, soon the United States of America will just be called, States of America

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>Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
this one is really dumb. 20 something deaths per day is pretty fucking normal for BH, a city of 2.5 million people. probably some stupid fuck who never seen a dead body is staying home for quarantine and peaking through his window talking about shit he doesn't know.

>cnn just said

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In a healthy nation, mature women (25-60) are the most conservative part of society.
It's the part of voter base that votes for Putin in Russia. Its part of voter base that voted Hitler into office back then, fir fucks sake.
If your women aren't conservative your nation is finished.

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE CANT CLOSE DOWN SPRING BREAK

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prob not the only ones, lots of state still don't have stay at home orders but they're hot spots so yeah. I mean Illinois not so much but fuck Florida for sure.

How about we don't let women vote regardless of their political opinions

Man, he made these threads fun...

???
It is (as usual) NY fucking up the east coast and CA fucking.

Unironically spraypaint red crosses on plague cars with NY/CA plates.

>20 something deaths per day
It's one single mortuary, one, not all of the city, receiving 73 corpses of similar age with basically the same cause of death. Even the owner says he never had as many corpses in such a short time ever, 30 years in business.

nothingburgers have reached esoteric levels of cope, Trump is now part of the cabal of NWO hoaxers

Looks like a weapon straight out of Splatoon

they're retards that do whatever they're told to do. sheep that can't think for themselves. i suppose it's better than a screeching feminist but that isn't saying much

She'd be an old roastie by now bllleeaaaeeeuurrkkkk...

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Are the normies around you getting puppies and kittens to deal with the loneliness and boredom of quarantine?

How are we feeling, michiganbros?

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Im the guy in the hospital, one guy from the corona room started coughing like crazy, I dont want to die from this fuckin meme flu.

probably a binary file accidentally rendered as text

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is my temp high enough to warrant a trip to the doctor lads?
i dont want to go outside unless its serious

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Take a photo Paco

>one tactic literally every institute and public places do is to prevent gatherings
>this includes hospitals
>WTF HOSPITALS EMPTY, ITS A HOAX
I usually don't like saying this, but I do want to witness a nothingburgerfag choke to death from this virus.

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It begins.

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How long until we hit 100K dead?

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Their animals can get infected from the chink virus.

based

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Ultra contagious, most probability nurses are infected and infect everybody

this is what happens when you have a catholic who doesnt believe in prophylactics (condoms) give you advice about using masks.

JUST ABSTAIN FROM GETTING INFECTED. MARRIAGE FIRST oh wait

tl;dr Coronavirus destroys men's testosterone levels and the UN is supporting a cult that spread coronavirus around the world, and that cult is most likely connected to another feminist shaman cult that runs South Korea that has been trying to 'purify' the world of masculinity.

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I just got back from the woods. Northern Minnesota has way too many wolves holy shit. At dusk they were howling behind me and in front of me. Five minutes later I heard something screeching, thought it was a deer, and crazy growling. Actually sounded like a mountain lion.

estas en el seguro user? fumate un churro de mota wey esa madre te va a alivianar

why didn't you lick the chocolate off the thermometer first
it's best warm

They most likely will.

Some good news.

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I know you aren't expecting an answer to that question.

dont touch your face and get as far away as possible. stay strong amigo.

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GUYS LISTEN TO ME FAGGOTS INVESTIGATE ABOUT THE CELLPHONES LINES IN CHINA THERES LIKE 2 MILLIONS OF CELLPHONES (CREDIT) LINES OFF AFTER THE OUTBREAK IN WUHAN AND THE CREMATORIUMS OF CHINA WERE WORKING 2 THOUSENS OF BODIES PER DAY CHECK IT GUYS THE MORTALITY IS HIGHER THAN WE WERE TOLD THERES MORE THAN A MILLION OF PEOPLE ALREADY DEAD THIS IS NOT STOPING HERE IT WILL BE FOR AT LEAST 1 YEAR OF CORONA REIGN THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOREVER

THIS LET US WITH 2 OPTIONS 1 A PERIOD OF ULTRA NATIONALISM WITH INDEPENDENTS ECONOMIES AND NO MORE GLOBALISM/NEOCAPITALISM KIKE SHIT

OR 2 (MORE LIKELY) THE NEW WORLD ORDER

THIS IS THE GREATEST HAPPENING GUYS SCIENTIST ARE PREDICTING THAT THE BIG HAPPENING WILL BE ON MAY STAY ALERT PEOPLE WILL DIE IN MASS ON MAY KEEP IN YOUR HOUSES

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wonderful

checked and whitepilled

>Kojima on Metal Gear Series parody USA Army
>Kojima on Death Stranding predict Corona Outbreak

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>u

Is it still a Nothingburger?

I live in NYC btw.

Now it's a virus that I can respect.

mortality is at least 4x higher EVERYWHERE

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what the fuck are you talking about you fucking retard

Are you sure it wasn't actually mountain lion? I've seen them up there before, in my aunt's backyard lol

tu culo esta infectado

KEN
FUCK YOU THE NOVEL CORONA VIRUS IS FUCKING REALLL

OF COURSE THE NATIONAL CAPITAL REGIONS OF BOTH AMERICA AND RUSSIA ARE CLOSED, THE FUCKING VIRUS IS NOT A NOTHINGBURGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GOOD

Thanks Coronita Chan

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Thank you, Corona-Chan.

:^)

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