What happens inside United States national parks?
Missing 411
Cia kidnapping children
gathering of human drones for the world goverments.
wilderness. people get killed by wildlife after getting lost in the woods. urban retards who have never been in a real forest don't understand how easy it is for that to happen.
Camping
Indians scattering trash.
Kind of glad the nat parks are like that. Yellowstone is very free and doesnt have a bunch of Disneyland roped off areas but you can get lost in 5 minutes real easy which is pretty dope
Bears eat people.
Jotun
Anonymous homosexual encounters.
national forests are great too. i live a ten minute walk from the border with the cherokee national forest. the wilderness is nice to have
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i am not an "outdoor-expert" or anything but imagine living in a city and you have to drive with the subway for 30-60 minutes to see a tree.
i'm not surprised they're all completely crazy.
Paranormal stuffs and wild life
411 the hunted spooked me big time
Dumbasses get eaten by cannibals or lost in caves.
I lived in sizable city for a few years and found some things to like about it. you can't beat having so much within walking distance. public transport is nice to have depending on the city. but i see why it drives people insane over time. it's better to live in a rural area as far as mental health goes.
I was all in till they decided to put the retarded lady who saw tree cling wrap aliens as the finale
i live in a small city too. But i could imagine living in a slightly bigger city. A lot of cities have several Parks (not only 1 central park lol) and stuff going on but i mean look at that... look!
Bump, I used to watch these videos for hours
Someone redpill us
I huge sprawling city like that seems like it would be a nightmare. a city of 100-200k is not too bad, though. it's small enough to be moderately affordable and still not be completely overrun with the shit that plagues places like LA and NYC
okay i can see that. A smaller city is okay-ish. It has a lot of stuff that is convenient.
i life in a really small city of 43k, but i can take the train and be in a bigger city in 20 minutes. (as big as it can be in switzerland. We don't have any jew-molochs like NY).
but i can go out and walk 5 Minutes and find myself in the woods. Now everyone should live where he wants to i'm really not judging but i'm not surprised that people in those really big cities (millions of people) are kinda messed up you know?
Check out a map of the cave systems.. they align very closely with this map. Who or what is using the caves to kidnap people? Idk
Primordial American cave jews are at it again.
Bigfoot kidnaps a lot of people yo.
City people don't realize the wilderness will kill them, they get lost and die
Sure but the missing 411 cases are physically not possible to be just ordinary disappearences.
People vanish after they turn a corner and little kids are found on top of mountains 40 miles away a day after they went missing.
Also here is a map of US underground base entrances (DUMBs) overlayed on the map of 411 disappearances
Some of those cases were spouses killing their partners for the insurance
>some
90% of these cases can be explained with inexperience and shitty forest service "search" teams. I can elaborate more on the shitty forest service searchers more if you want.
5% look like hypothermia or some kind of illness (such as the hunter in idaho)
The remaining 5% are bizarre like the guy who just randomly appeared in a field 5 years after disappearing on a frozen lake.
t. Rocky Mountain backpacking guide, feel free to ask me questions
National Parks are the baby pool of outdoor areas. People who get killed in NP are just urban retards who think nature is like a theme park or a slightly bigger city park. National Forest are based, and so is BLM land. Wilderness areas are great if you want to stealth camp and get primitive.
have you ever seen a sasquatch or a skinwalker. don't lie and say no
>The remaining 5% are bizarre like the guy who just randomly appeared in a field 5 years after disappearing on a frozen lake.
Sounds to me like he just needed some time
>90% of these cases can be explained with inexperience and shitty forest service "search" teams.
Pretty much this. The like the public opinion that they are 'highly trained professionals' but most are just dumbshit college grads from the suburbs, and their ilk.
You have no idea how absolutely retarded people who have spent their whole lives in cities and suburbs are when it comes to basic outdoors skills (orienting, decision making, geography etc)
Exactly Ive hunted at my grandparents ranch for 15 years and I can't for the life of me understand how someone can get lost in a place they should know extremely well
>What happens inside United States national parks?
Some murder and kidnapping I'm sure but it's mostly suicide, getting lost, or getting yourself too hurt to most.
Me personally no. My sister and father saw a bigfoot when I was 12 and I believe them. I have heard what I think was bigfoot several times.
A lot of parks have true backcountry in them but thank god most people dont know that.
Dumbfucks get themselves killed all the time by doing dumb shit like hiking across a snowy ravine. It happens to people who arent doing anything dangerous either, for instance a SAR team member I know told me about a guy they had to recover after he tripped and fell into a frozen creek near palmer lake in Colorado. Death can happen in unexpected ways man.
Urban retard here, what skills are needed to successfully navigate/traverse/camp in wilderness areas?
>feel free to ask me questions
If two hikers meet and one decides to go psycho how likely is the killer going to get away scott free?
Nope. Bart schleyer the biggest most famous bow hunter dissapeared like this.no trace either. Not foubd in bear droppings not picked up by cadaver dogs.
Well if no one else knew where they were and the killer left nothing to identify themselves probably 100%. I'm not a cop so I couldn't tell you beyond that.
He's the one where they found his gear behind a tree right? If I remember correctly another hunter who was looking for him said it looked like someone had stalked him and ambushed him while he was setting up a hunting blind. Definitely falls into the category of bizarre if you ask me.
Read chapters 1-8 of the Bible
Yea but what books tho? Old testament? Im americans so tell me which version or better yet books in the kjv.
Pic was very related
This. Tons of people get attacked by animals every year.
Know how to read a topo map, know about compasses and how to set declination and take a bearing, know your route, know how to tie a clover hitch and a bowline for bear hangs, know some basic first aid like how to stop bleeding and properly dress a wound, know how to load a backpack, know how to build a gear list, know how to build a fire in case your stove fails or you get fucking cold, and know how much food to bring. That's about all you'll need to know for a super simple backpacking trip.
It's a gud book.
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>It's a gud book.
Any survival guide you'd recommend?
Bump this shit nigga
The best survival guide is training. Reading simply does not compare to having someone else show you in person especially for things like stabilizing a broken hip or searching in an avalanche field. If I HAD to recommend a book I'd go with this for simple first aid since you can easily carry it with you and the mountaineering book posted earlier since it covers navigation and shelter extensively. Word of warning never a trust a book that recommends shit like making medicine out of plants in an environment you are unfamiliar with, that's an easy way to get yourself killed. Plant identification basically requires a teacher unless you're a savant. Deep survival by Laurencr Gonsalez is a good primer on how people get themselves into deadly situations and what mistakes might have ultimately killed them.
thanks mountain bro
It's the Jews probably
Don't be a statistic
You're welcome friend, thanks for the questions.
its a big place, true wilderness. The big line on the east coast is the apalachian trail, goes from main to georgia. There are killers on the train, but the trail itself is a killer. People walk 5 feet off the trail to take a shit and get so lost their bodies are not found for 20 years if they are ever seen again.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THE CIA IS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE FOR THEIR DNA AND BODY PARTS, THEN YOURE RETARDED IDIOTS.
Nothing, Nature is a fucking bitch.
When people are dying from hypothermia they enter a state where their body starts feeling extremely hot. It's like a hot flash... They also tend to be completely delirious, sometimes so much they begin to dig into the ground. The later is likely a biological left over.
Most people - this board included have never left a groomed trail for more than 24 hours. wooded and open terrain is fucking rough.
WE ALL KNOW THE CIA WILL DROP-OFF THE BODIES AND THE PARK RANGERS WILL COVER IT UP. WE ALL KNOW THE CIA ONLY TAKES THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST WHITE PEOPLE.
Wasnt there a women who got lost on the trail and eventually they found her tent and corpse about 10 years later in an area they had already searched?
WE ALL KNOW THE CIA ONLY ABDUCTS BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED MEN FROM ONE FEDERAL PARK, AND BROWN HAIRED WHITE WOMEN FROM ANOTHER FEDERAL PARK. WE ALL KNOW THE CIA CAN DO THIS SILENTLY.
Just my 2 cents but if it wasn't a true SAR team I wouldn't put it past them to fuck up a search.
Sneaky ass bipedal canines. Creepy motherfuckers
I once went to Yellowstone to see beautiful wild animals but the only animals I saw were disgusting fat ugly Americans rolling around in their Diabetes scooters.
WE ALL KNOW THAT ONLY THE CIA TYPICALLY CAUSES STORMS THAT LAST FOR DAYS WHEN THE SEARCH AND RESCUE TEAMS START. WE ALL KNOW THAT ONLY THE CIA HAS THAT TECHNOLOGY.
What I found weird when hearing about it was she was only about 200 feet away from the main trail. I have a hard time believing the foliage can get that dense but then again we dont have proper forests here.
ok memeflag
I never understood why that would be true. Every case I ever heard of was they get cold and tired and just want to lay down to rest, they go asleep and dont wake up.
Its the fucked up stories where you hear of naked people in the snow, like the Russian hikers and it was only 1 or 2 thay was naked.
Qrd please
A lot of those are based on the words of the parents who were supposed to be watching their kids. While it would be interesting that those kids did just vanish into thin air, I am guessing most went missing after the only eye witness, the parent(s), we’re actually not paying attention for a good amount of time vs.
>”I literally just turned around!”
But I am not denying something weird can still be going on.
You know its called missing 411 and not killed 411 right? These people go missing, they are not found even by seasoned search and rescue guys.
WE ALL KNOW ONLY THE CIA DESIGNATES THEIR HUMAN BODY DROP OFFS NEAR GRANITE OR HUCKLEBERRIES. WE ALL KNOW WHY THE CIA DOES THAT.
why do you walk a few steps away every half mile?
the apalachian is fucking scary did a 22 mile hike as a youth, never again.
Where they’re close to our border with your country, the parks contain your people trying to grow weed for sale by the cartels, at the cost of wildlife and habitat
Mountain lions. They are quiet af and can easily grab a child by the throat and crush it’s wind pipe before a kid even knows what’s happened and carry it off like it weighed nothing.
I think I read somewhere that some of these are assumed to be people who stumbled upon a grow op deep in the woods, cartel or otherwise. I assume that has gone down with legal ops, but is there any truth to it?
Big Foot species are real and take people. Their fur is like chameleon skin. Its a sizeable population.
They are a home for supernatural activity, ranging from cryptids to portals to underground bases.
Any retarded user who says its animal attacks or people getting lost shows that they have no clue about 411 cases.