>*ting ting ting*
*AHEM*
Gentlemen, friends, these are trying times. The outbreak of COVID-19 is only getting worse, lock downs throughout the country, toilet paper shortages... need I go on?
In this time of unrest and uncertainty, we should all come together under one message. I am here to deliver that message.
Take your seats, gentlemen. Before I make my announcement, I would like as many Jewish people as possible to join us.
