>*ting ting ting*
*AHEM*
Gentlemen, friends, these are trying times. The outbreak of COVID-19 is only getting worse, lock downs throughout the country, toilet paper shortages... need I go on?
In this time of unrest and uncertainty, we should all come together under one message. I am here to deliver that message.
Take your seats, gentlemen. Before I make my announcement, I would like as many Jewish people as possible to join us.
niggers
Takes a seat
Yes i’m here
fpbp
i'm listening
Go on...
Ol' reliable
Yeah Yeah, mi taquitos can wait. I'm listening good sir.
Good afternoon
sorry im late did i miss it?
Let's hear him out
Based department?
This better be good
Well I am not jewish. But there are two or three in my trunk. Should I grab them...
I know where this is going but fuck it
waiting
Yes
These announcements are so tiresome
Okay. Here. STARLINK flew over earlier.
Tisk tisk, let the good man speak first.
Post 'em, faggots!
Ahhh yes go ahead good sir. But let's let everyone arrive first.
Fair enough, I’ll let the man speak.
Ten minutes until my special announcement
Hurry, good sir.
I need to rest.
I'm essential personnel.
Any jews here? I am one.
Also, there is NOTHING wrong with that.
10 minutes? I could be dabbing on some jannies right now but I'll wait for you instead
Same here.
They said they need me to stay home.
They needed me, I answered the call. To be NEET.
We both serve essential functions.
So let's hear what he says, yeah?
Glad I made it in time
Ssshhh. Let the man speak serpent.
>toilet paper shortages
Not where I live.
We must ask you to remain quiet, and kindly sit in the back of the oven.
>beer
>weed
>scones made by mommy
>unemployment bux
feeling gud.
reporting in
present!
user, i thought i would miss it. please, i heard there was an announcement?
Put me in the screen cap
I don't know about you gentleman, but I for one cannot wait for the announcement!
How did you manage to escape being (((essential))) personnel, user?
Sir...
waiting for the inevitable anti-climax.
My good man, what is it you have to say?
Good sir, please inform the masses that all jews must either have khazar milkers, or bring their wives/daughters before hand. Thank you good sir, you may have the floor once more.
Now that we are all in attendance...
*AHEM*
FUCK JEWS
FUCK THE STATE OF ISRAEL
FUCK THE DUAL CITIZENS KIKE TRAITORS IN THE US GOVERNMENT
FUCK COLORED "PEOPLE"
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK COOFERS
FUCK COOMERS
OH
AND FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK THE MODS
If it has anything to do with jannies or niggers or jiggers, than it won't be anything anti-climatic I can assure you, good sir!
By all means do go ahead my froggy friend.
I was all with you there good sir till you mentioned colored people. Don't be racist please.
B-B-B-BASED!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GODDEEEM
who are these coloured people you speak of? cute, but definitely not based.
Well done. A toast to this great man
THATS FUCKING RACIST.
DELETE THAT.
>fuck coomers
baseless and cringepilled
This is based.
FPBP
Yes
Haw
Motherfuckers!
Good night, you fucking fantastic bastards.
Based
omggg
>>*ting ting ting*
>*AHEM*
Great Scott this is based
Based and redpilled fren
spoken like a man
CEO of BASED checking in to say thank you let's all work together to get through this
HUZZAH
You've done a man's work here today, lad.
a class act
very based