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>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
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>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
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>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
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>FHFADir Calabria on HughHewittShow 3/30/20
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>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
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>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
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>HHSVideo: 5 Things To Know About Household Cleaning 3/30/20
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>StateDeptVideo: Assisting American Citizens Abroad 3/30/20
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump's Actions on Corona-chan 3/30/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
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MAGA

ITS AWOOOOOVEMENT

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I suppose maybe, but obviously Chinese are disproportionately likely to cremate and obviously likely to be infected.

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Thanks for baka

This dumb forced dystopian shit sucks cock

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MIGA

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Would a conservative priest allow cremation as acceptable if there was a very serious risk from not doing so?

fuck Coomo

Are you taking money from a foreign government to make these threads?

MAGA

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Readying for war with China/Iran Hoorah

It's all bad news for Trump. His residency has been a disaster since day one.

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That's a big ship
Good. It will help rebuild the economy

ITT, people too stupid to even have the most basic grasp of exponential functions. not my fault you are a fucking retard.

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I’m so fucking tired of new york niggers thinking they’re so important

#
>fuck you, that would be national news
Dumbass she just died, and we're in a small motherfucking town, I don't even know if he'll sue you retarded bitch.

cuomo is the duke of new york
you dont mess with the dukes nipple rings
everybody knows that

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NIPPLE PIERCINGS

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Nice eye of soreass, Fredo.

Will never happen

thats so retarded that i cant help but to love it

Fucking hell looks like some shit out of an invasion movie.

Just two more weeks bro

WHAT THE FUCK; THATS SOME BDSM SHIT

lmao Trump doesnt have a 70% approval rating.

And his approval rating is going to fall shortly as the situation gets worse and all he can do is yell at reporters. Trump is done.

>there will be millions dead by St. Patrick's Day you'll see
>no wait just two more weeks and there will be bodies everywhere
>no wait just two more months we will all die in April
>no wait just two more seasons the world will be extinct by 2021
>no wait Drumpf created this virus
>no wait Drumpf said it didn't exist
>no wait Drumpf wanted open borders and forced airports to stay open
>no wait Drumpf ordered these lockdowns
>no wait Drumpf opposed Nancy's great stimulus bill
>no wait Drumpf is a commie >we as in /pol got played
>no wait Drumpf hasn't done anything
>no wait Drumpf has done everything wrong Biden landslide in November
>no wait 70% unemployment soon there are no jobs anywhere dead economy
>no wait Drumpf told people to stop working he is keeping them from earning a paycheck to be petty
>no wait China dindu nuffin
>no wait China has it under control look how inept Drumpf's America is
>no wait
>no wait
>no wait

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covid19relief.sba.gov

If you have a small business or a non profit or a sole proprietor don't wait and fill out your business trumpbux form

$10,000 American dollars is to be fronted to you and possibly forgiven

Don't be a lazy nigger do it now it takes 15 minutes at the most

Use the money to build a better America, Trump is investing in you

Hey, remember those faggot judges who somehow overturned those travel restrictions?
When exactly are they going to be dragged before congress (preferably behind a truck) and forced to answer for what they did?

Like, seriously.
>There's a pandemic going on. I want to minimize the impact to america.
>LOL FUCK DRUMPF. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS COMMON SENSE SHIT. ALSO, YOU SHOULD HUG EVERY ASIAN PERSON YOU SEE IN THE STREET.

thats what makes it great

This shit is more for show than anything

for the record: infection is something that by nature is something that is consuming a finite resource. even if we were anticipating 100% spread (which is flat-out ridiculous) viral infection curves are almost always logistic as that resource is consumed and it is bottlenecked until it can no longer grow as the resource (for a virus, uninfected humans) dwindles
for the US as a whole you are unlikely to see a standard curve or rate as the US consists of multiple urban areas separated by sparse rural communities that are likely not going to see a major infection at once and thus will easily isolate or treat anything. the total US infection rate will thus be the sum of each major urban area's logistic curve, with a little variance because of reality
100% infection is also a joke though, even mild illnesses that do not have any measures to try to prevent their spread do not get that much

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Put a date on it or fuck off.
Mel and Vince would have saved us if we let them

Hey there lil yella fella, i think your bias might be a little slanted.

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no, but are you offering?

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i wish nothing but a horrible tortuous life and a violent, slow death on these niggers
they better thank jesus they live in a country where laws matter

Just two more weeks Arthur. We just need the damn tests!

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i don't know why you would associate that with the term exponential function. i said nothing about virus, or infections, or corona.

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>This shit is more for show than anything
what isn't when it comes to pandemic?

"no"

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>MSM in Brazil: It's nothing, you can go to carnival and have a good time
>MSM in Brazil now: NO, YOU CAN'T GO OUT, WE ALREADY STOPPED COVERING THE CARNIVAL FOR RATINGS, YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE ON THE STREETS IF YOU WORK, ALSO IMPEACH BOLSONARO THE ECONOMY IS GOING BAD
It's all so tiresome.

>two more weeks bro

>the thought of Cuomo being whipped in a leather speedo
Kill me pls.

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i want to grasp those milkers

Just two more weeks bro

WAT

Death to the jew york kikeshit negroes

AND it had to happen in an election year
we're going to look back on this as an embarrassment for our country
or at least the sane people will

He jelqs

You guys think Nancy Pelosi strokes her old pussy while thinking about Trump? All her life she's been treated like a liberal queen. She could make up whatever bullshit she wanted and all her liberal cucks would do as she asks. Then this orange motherhecker comes along and puts her in her place and calls her an old hag. She's never been disrespected like that before. It makes her feel like a young slut again. She's confused and ashamed that this racist motherfucker makes her as wet as an octopus on Christmas Eve so she tries her hardest for months to get him impeached. But some part of her knew she didn't have the evidence to support her sham of an impeachment. She just wanted him to dominate her even more. The rush she gets when he calls her a psychotic old cunt is like cocaine to her.

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>Trump's approval rating is 12 points higher now than on the day he was elected president in 2016
>surely this means that he's toast in 2020, running against the juggernaut Joe Biden

What sort of math are these people using?

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Is that a threat?

what was the US number of deaths two weeks ago compared to todays total death? was it two orders of magnitude larger today?

bet you can't even answer a simple question like that, nor understand why that might be important.

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He jelqs

>he doesn’t realize governments feed the pandemic beyond what natural would normally allow

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We must abolish employment if we want to keep 80 year old smokers healthy. Trump has spoken!

delagate math, silly

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In two weeks. Trump will be starting his descent to hell. Mark it on your calender. April 13th

BUSH APPOINTED JUDGE BLOCKS ABORTION BAN

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>Trump has spoken!
talk to your liberal governors retard

lol

Just two more weeks trust me bro

Pelosi owned Trump on the wall (he tried to shut down gov't because she denied any funding for his dumb wall and she didn't flinch. he backed down) then she impeached his stupid ass.

Trump is Pelosi's bitch. There's no other interpretation of this.

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Oy Vey!

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Converted oil tanker.

good i hope all those sluts die of a nosocomial infection

based and cabbiepilled

It's a big *cough* nothingburger

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*slurp* hmm, mama

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Masks are masks right?

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So when Trump said it was going out the back door...

can you at least try to btfo of me with something beyond a line i never once said? i don't know where you got that line "two more weeks" but it has nothing to do with what im trying to say.

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>accidentally broke an autist
oops
Anyway, THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING
>Trumpbux confirmed
>Trump getting every damn company he can to produce medical equipment
>Trump forcing the one's he can't anyway
>Trump is telling you to stand far away from each other
>Democrats are telling you to quit your jobs
>America will be great again

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>(((((heim)))))
Not burg or stein, but still checks out.

YIKES

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>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Mr. Buttgag won these contests fair and square
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Mr. Biden clearly has the grassroots support
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Mr. Sandals is just not as viable for our contest, young voters
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>the other candidates dropping out to support Mr. Biden is very organic
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Mr. Biden is our only hope to beat Orange Man
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Mr. Biden is very tired he needs his rest
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>when I was 5, you could buy a gallon for a nickel so anyways I uh and then you know, so we went to sleep to the podium and we can must re-elect in November, ah jeez come on *sniff*
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND THERE IS A PANDEMIC NOW PLEASE UNDERSTAND NO MORE ATTENTION HERE PLEASE
>THANK YOU

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Yes. Agreed.

Ahem
*ting ting"
Fuck Chicago

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well (((they))) couldn't have made THAT more obvious

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Those are the straps on his bullet proof vest.

>Trump is done

He said, for the 7,000th time since 2015

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>WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING I SAID IT'S EXPONENTIAL

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>1pbtid
O.K. Drew

This is all just a big excuse to do some jackassery at the DNC innit

>implying these retards didn’t order the wrong supply

he was being anti-semetic and we need to cool it with that

You didn't have to go to the last name to know that was a jewnigger

this fren gets it

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They never run out of Hail Mary's even though they're heathens

I pray user, I pray..

>the current the state NY State's Governor

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2pbmid

AMOO~

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Listen jack

Come on maga tard say the line.

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>Baruch Feldheim

Oyyy veyyyyyyyyy

you need to divorce the idea of exponential from the idea of panic from the corona virus.
exponential is just a math function
>exp()
kind of like
>pow()
or
>add()
or
>subt()

I mean i get that you are trying to rile me up and ill admit it works. but only because i can't figure out what you are trying to accomplish with your posts.

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not to mention absolutely zero of that is his fucking job to begin with
he's going out of his way because liberal governors can only screech and are incapable of getting off their faggot asses and ordering the shit they need themselves

got my canes

what do u normies got

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I'm going to tell you guys a secret. This whole time you've been wasting your lives on this forum for pennies, I've been studying.

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they kill Biden with hong kong fluey, then slide Cuomo the nomination

REMINDER:

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IF YOU DON'T FILE, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 4-5 WEEKS FOR A PHYSICAL CHECK TO COME IN THE MAIL SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, ARE NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND HAVEN'T BEEN CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT.

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BIGGUS.....DICKUS
...
he has a wife you know?

>E X P O N E N T I A L

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wtf i love jews now!

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do you see what happens larry

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is Trump a mad enough lad to tweet about a governor's nipple piercings during a national emergency?

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MIGA

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>trusting a politician from Illinois
Let me guess, they want a second shipment for free?

What’s her name?

I'm not motivated by money. I want to make something more of my life. So I've been working very hard to learn new things.

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>I've been studying.

THE BLADE?

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Is it wrong to chastise my unemployed friend for claiming to pay taxes when his "taxes" are 500 a year to the person who actually owns the house he lives in?

Learn to read IDs

>IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE YOU'LL SEE
>haha I didn't give a date so that means you're wrong
just two more weeks man, you weren't baited like a retard at all for the last three months.

The blade?

>it's all a government plot
eh, as bumbling as our government's reaction was, it most likely reduced the virus's spread as opposed to aiding it.

All I read was
>THE TREASURER IS IN CONTROL OF THE EXCHANGE ACCOUNT!
Sounds exciting?

When people post their guns here i rarely see any revolvers in their collections why is that?

do you think they're going to send these giant hospital ships to other countries once this calms down in the US? Seems like a good PR move and a good way to push China out of a country

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Did he asked for your opinion?

how late is drunk chickem (tm) open?

That isn't even taxable, he wouldn't even file on that in a normal year.

Truly it's all over for us now

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Put it this way. Go to the fed's website. See the extension

* (((feld)))
ftfy
saved

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>Guys, drumpf is punishing us by denying us stuff
>Ok, that was a lie, but we got the wrong masks
>Ok, that was a lie, but...

has that bong been back at all?
fuck's sake he was here for 14 hours a day for at least 3 weeks with that bullshit. guess he fucked off when UK got it's pozzing.

Yeah no one was baiting, wait and see you MSM slurping children. I called this before it even reached the US

remember when you told me malaria kills 3000 people a day, and now corona is killing almost 4000 people a day?

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Incontinentia Buttocks

Absolutely
>curveball: the tweet is not about Cuomo

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What the fuck man

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Breddy sure the US had one of these in Venezuela just a little while ago

Because they're memes. Fun memes, but horrendously outdated memes unless you go where bear roam

People got memed that capacity is more important than reliability and revolvers are obsolete

it's never wrong to chastise the unemployed

> were actually thinking we can use new yorks respirators better somewhere else

based

Lack of ammo, and modern semi's have improved their accuracy to be as good as revolvers.
I love revolvers though.

Studying what, pray tell?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The nurses ARE being fucked over, And Trump needs to be enforcing police state by now, considering that the Chinese military are using this opportunity to round up their troops.
>what are (((coronavirus reserves)))

Guys, I owe over $75,000 in back child support. If Bernie were to become president, would he forgive my debts?

3:55am: I get out of bed. Five minutes later, I’ve already begun my daily regiment of high-intensity early-morning physical training.

6:00am: I grab my tablet and open an HD stream of Morning Joe — I proceed to update myself on the latest news and happenings in the American political sphere; all while consuming a handcrafted, high-calorie breakfast to propel myself into the workday.

9:00am: I’m feeling good. At work, I’m relied upon crush a variety of business-critical tasks. After organizing my priorities into a well-curated list, I proceed to knock out items one at a time; easily achieving 2-3x the efficiency of my peers.

5:00pm: I log on to the internet and begin to engage in heated debates across a wide range of political subjects. Here, the benefits of having watched Morning Joe become immediately apparent. Leveraging Joe’s morning insights along with the significant tactical advantage of a live @joenbc twitter feed, I am able to deliver a series of well-articulated intellectual killshots as I deftly navigate the social media landscape.

Midnight: I pre-stage tomorrow’s workout clothes and set my alarm to 4:00am. Satisfied with a solid 20 hours of back-to-back wins, I quickly fall into a deep, rejuvenating sleep, fully restoring my body and mind to optimal levels of performance as I prepare to conquer another day.

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He hasn't worked since the beginning of summer, and before that he was a pizza guy. We were having a spat over who was responsible for all the people who're probably gonna die because the economy did thing and he claimed to be "the taxpayer who says yes" to giving illegals access to our healthcare. $500, remember

The USA is the greatest country in the world. We're very lucky to have been born here. When you look back on your life, will you be proud of how you spent your time? Will your life matter? Why settle for mediocrity? You can choose any path. The decision is entirely yours but nothing lasts forever. Your time is limited. How will you spend it?

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based

these
wheel guns are the patrician choice

is that what they call it

seems like everything is closing pretty earlier i just had to gamble by going

Gov. Cuomo by next election cycle:

Where did I say that? And don't worry, I'm sure that it'll be more lethal than the common cold, just two more weeks will show everyone!

>corona is killing almost 4000 people a day?
In America? Wow, that's crazy.

Literally yesterday they were whining about Trump asking for appreciation for the administration.
Now they're complaining that Trump is giving others credit.
I hate the media.

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improved

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No, you're not a student.

you can move the goal posts anywhere you want on the field. ill still hit my targets and get to exude smug all over this bread.

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Why does everyone care about the nurses and no one else?