/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2750

german doktor realtalk.
deleted from youtube for abvious reasons.
bitchute.com/video/cpEV0B2tJE02/
working on an english translation.

They say the people involved are cornered on the island that started this. They are are all American scientists! From the Broken English that the Chinese police are

saying...acording to people on the scene. Let's have a listen." ComyU-oth wit boat to WU HANS YUP!
They are yelling in Chinese. Here is an interpreter.
The Chinese are giving an ultimatum to all people in this restaurant/ China Buffet. Now listen close to their demands.
You Comie, Amerkanes, Communist party will disengender you if Wu not COMOUT Wit, WUHANS UP!
Damn I work for the crew, ya know that song,!?
Schumer is up the ouch! Skirts inside of thighs Pelosi! My Pelosi, my Pelosi.
Get your Schumer on to have SCHIFF smell out my Pelosi, my Pelosi.
Get a schtick in the fire to make it flame up her Pelosi. Don't chu want a bigger a much Bigger stick, and ya know what I mean to have big, a big a big stick to spank Pelosi.
If she is your whore you might wanna try a board on my my my my PELOSI!
She will JU JET SUE YOU! That's why they call her, the speaker of the house. Every one now walk up to the speaker and kick Schumer, Schiff, and NADLER out of bed with MY,MY,MY,MY,

PELOSI!

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Yeah this "pandemic" is over. Governments are taking this seriously, we will hit a plateau soon and the stock market is already up 9% in just a few days.

Remember January...we're in this for the long run.

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Faggot

2 more weeks
>2 more weeks
2 more weeks

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The fact he disbanded the pandemic team makes him responsible for every death in America.

Isn't this a huge red flag that it already mutated to infect cats and dogs?

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>mfw it will never end

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Why do people do this to themselves, is it always porn addiction?

Stop patting me it makes me feel funny.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRAW FAGS PUT HER IN A FROG SUIT NOW

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Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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why are the nothingburger posters showing up more

Anons who want state mandated girlfriends don't realize this what they'd be getting

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It’s fetishism

Synopsis Jewmany?

Hopefully catfags finally die. Insufferable sois

Any virus can infect animals. Nothing surprising, really.
The only thing that matters is whether it infects the bats in South America, and it's already started.

WE NEED HER IN A FROG SUIT FUCKING DO IT DRAW FAGS NOW

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Stop clinging to vaccine hope.

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Is anybody else demolishing cigarettes and coffee right now?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 164,248 (3,164) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,786 (162) Austria 9,618 (108) Canada 7,474 (92) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,661 (165) Norway 4,462 (32) Australia 4,460 (19) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,001 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Mexico 1,094 (28) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Argentina 966 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +404 (+8) China +79 (+5) South Korea +125 (+4) Canada +26 (+3) Brazil +31 (+2) Mexico +101 (+8) Argentina +146 (+1) Norway +17 New Zealand +58 Kazakhstan +6 Honduras +2 Paraguay +1 Barbados +1…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Canadians are traveling abroad and still fucking animals
Oh god no...not like this...
Not like this...

>Disband one of 300 pandemic teams
>People get pissed a decent time after the fact because there's a pandemic the other 299 are handling.

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you and the basedjak poster are the only /cvg/ bots allowed here. asukahapa and alphabet avatarfag can go eat a bat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangxi_Massacre

WTF is China's fucking deal?!

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No~! See, this is much better!

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NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PEPPERINOS

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2 weeks and we’re back to normal. Prove me wrong

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you're not alone man

/comfy/ lads report in

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Hi Gary.

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and there are plenty of bunker girlfriends to go around.

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it is porn addiction.

THERE IS NO HOPE

D... Don't stop.

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Probably just shitty testing and it isn't the current coronavirus, but one of the other common ones. Which is typical of faulty testing.

>Flag
>Anal virginity
Doesn't the state take that when you reach the age of 13?

I stopped the cigs when everything started closing. I ordered a shit ton of snus tho and have like a years worth of coffee

please somebody
can anyone tell me, is there a vaccine against any type of corona virus, like sars, 229E,
NL63 OC43 HKU1 ?

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>posting the same nothingburger

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FUCK FUCK FUCK GUYS THIS 3RD WORLD COUNTRY WON'T HOLD UP TO THIS SHIT IT'S SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE. CORONA-CHAN SPARE MY LUNGS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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I can't believe the gays have taken over /cvg/

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Didn't they decrease the amount of testing too?

chekd

extreme comfort

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Why can't i report these ERP faggots? For some reason the captcha on the report window never fucking works

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Quick rundown. The impression I got from liberal family members was that he crippled the CDC's ability to combat a pandemic.

>to infect cats and dogs?
there are already other strains of corona viruses that infect cats and dogs, which is common knowledge even in petshops, so no.

every time they tested sars and mers vaccines on animals the animals all died

GET FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

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I'm not gay.

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>27 deaths in the last 24 hours
Will we be okay leafs?

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Where the fuck do you guys live that these things exist?

Yeah they did

youtu.be/bGjIVfUUx_w

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
It's a nothing burger

is there any proof to the South America bat thing besides that larp JFK post?

B-but I want some too~

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>790111 infected
>37881 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>1st soldier death
Why are American soldiers so weak?

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>no treatment
>barely shitting out tests
>some states/countries haven't peaked

wew

Proofing you wrong:
2 weeks is an action lag. Basically, the biggest problem with a virus is a lag, and government can’t think ahead, until shit really hits the fan.
Dynamic is unknown, epicenters are unknown etc.

I would say 2 month

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.45%) Germany (+0.74%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+1.07%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (+2.04%) Hong Kong (+1.26%) China (+0.57%) Australia (+0.92%) Singapore (+2.45%) India (+2.14%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (+0.26%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-1%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-3%) London (-2%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-16%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-54%) Los Angeles (-48%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I'm not gay, you queer. Just bored.

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We're together in this, weon

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No. We're not part of America yet.

Trump attempted to defund the CDC, but was blocked by congress. Congress then increased funding for the CDC

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Lighten up argie it's 3am.
At least the ERP shitposting is less repetitive than the nothingburger shitposting.

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Yeah. Totally the orange man who had the economy running great and had his ego attached to it.

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>whether it infects the bats in South America
Why would that matter? Everything is on lockdown, if anything strange is going on there you just prolong it for them.
It might be a tragedy for the brazilians, but not the world.

the death rate is still lower than the world average at least

just be gay, yo

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A man can dream user.

>yet

www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/181129/dq181129g-eng.htm

Be more worried about cancer and heart disease, user.

what ? no please nooooooo
what about humans?
show the links

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same, my capcha doesnt work most of the time

So has there been any information about when the virus is on food?

If you have a virus on a burger and eat the burger do you get infected or does your stomach acid kill it?

Dude, would you rather go back to "nuthinbahger" and ccp shills? I'm bored.

Claire is a lesbian. Sorry guys.

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No actual ERP has occurred yet

These are casuals; don't mind them

:(

Then why are you trying to touch pp?

"I'm not gay! I'm not gay!" I cry as I lunge for yet another pp

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prett much says death rate is alot lower than normal flus each year and the big issue with this is that the media is hypeing this as some killer virus and spreading unnessecary panic which needs to stop

They've no tests. The same thing is happening in Spain, our incompetent government got scammed by the chinks and bought hundreds of fake coronavirus tests, so now we're not testing anybody and they're trying to sell us that the decreasing of new positives is because we already reached the peak.

You remember the hot toddy brit back in january?

While he was sick his kitten suddenly died.
This virus has been able to infect animals since day 1.
There were reports of chinese throwing their pets of roofs

My dad wont stop coofing, he wont go see a doctor, and he wont cover his fucking mouth. If he gets over this, then I'll be comfy.

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Can we get a shout out to based bean bros?

> The document detailed the incident in which "three Asian American family members, including a 2-year-old and 6-year-old, were stabbed … The suspect indicated that he stabbed the family because he thought the family was Chinese, and infecting people with the coronavirus."

cbs7.com/content/news/FBI-calling-stabbing-at-Midland-Sams-a-hate-crime-569233691.html

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Turns out that "pandemic response" was actually just a room in a building full of office supplies siphoning off millions of dollars a year.

God has sent this plague to punish us for not stopping these hellspawn

Not even joking, my neighbor's dog has Corona. Neighbor has been coughing dry and constant as fuck and ranting about China for 3 weeks, I swear on my life I heard his dog coof and wimper a few days ago. I seriously considered trying to get it on phone video for uploading/ research/ public info etc

scared the shit out of me, honestly.

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They don't test vaccines on Humans if they killed the animals.

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Don't reply to him.

Guess I'll get to test which self defense method is the most effective

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>right hand has more muscles

Touching PP is the straightest thing I've done in my life.

stay safe bros, it will be hell these coming weeks

youtube.com/watch?v=rBBhBI_Tna4

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Feels good to live alone desu

Some Brazillian user posted this two days ago. It was on local news in Brazil.
A Brazillian website posted an article was posted in February explaining possible bat mutations in Brazil. Google translate it, if necessary.
archive.is/GOkaP

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high energy post

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Dammit, we should give them more funding so we're better prepared for the next pandemic.

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Today's doodle [not done]

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1 million cases celebration next week!

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SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP

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mmmmmmm....fug yeah bro....

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Nothing burger fags are now so desperate they're trying to argue that hospitals are empty

the link, show me the link
i am crying

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Yesterday's doodle

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Stop it, really. I'm not gay.......

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begone nothingtards

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OK IM SPOOKED NOW LADS

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Mail order urns when?

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>Coronaviruses that infected in Brazil have different genetic codes
The genetic code of the virus detected in the first patient with Sars-Cov-2 in Brazil is different from that found in the second Brazilian with confirmed disease. The work was also released in 48 hours, the same time it took for the publication of data from the first confirmed case, last Friday (28).

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>next week
2 or 3 days

unless people stop testing
we probably already have 1 million if we count China's actual numbers

I just ordered Chinese food which a white woman is delivering to my black ass...I love this country

With Corona-chan they skipped animal testing and moved right to human testing.
You think the powers that be are terrified? I think so

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And the Corona (Crown) is worn by Saturn (Satan).

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Don't be so tsun~

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youtube.com/watch?v=XilhinETlik

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can anyone post that JFK picture with the bat mutation?

he was a jew

Okay but right now you're trying to touch BOY pp, not girl pp

I'm still hiding my power level for the benefit of those around me

Unleashing my full energy would destroy /cvg/

Are you getting off to being teased about this~?

Pretty gay ngl

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Yas Forums getting continuously BTFO by this clown market is one of the highlights through all this. They thought they could just time an obvious dump and not get squeezed.

That file is labeled incorrectly. That is clearly a weasel.

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Nice. Shaggy is missing his sleeve loop. Maybe add faces next time, unless you're going for eldritch horror.

>people think empty parking lots means nobody is in ICU
Why are conspiracyfags so fucking stupid

Looks like Corpsegrinder Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. Oof

I've been trying to find an answer to this. A lot of what I've read isn't clear. I've eaten food without microwaving it before I knew that it could be an issue and I've (thank goodness) been okay. Now I just nuke the fuck out of my food in the microwave for 2 minutes.

I'm just going to throw all packaging away and wash my hands autistically to avoid this, and overheat the food until I find something. Just going to have to trust the food supply, pretty sure restaurants are taking it serious as best as they can, if not they'd get fucked after this is over for bad sanitation practices.

i just translated user..

im here to enjoy the ride praying it will suddenly explode but sadly im starting to doubt

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you're being played like a fiddle by kike NGOs

Fucking wild. Holy shit.

Since the very start, I've valued all the possibilities I can comprehend, and this (basically what you said) is the most likely by far. But I suspect it's to inflict economic damage, as trump is engaged in a trade war against china.

we don't eat bats

I don't even know how we would spread Chink corona to a bat, then it mutates, then it infects us again exactly how? No bat soups here.

This has been going on for what, three months? Only 31 people have died so far. Pripyat is already back to work. ITS OVER

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Corona-chan = Satania confirmed

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NY is kill

I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

>got reduced hours at work but boss wants us to have money for rent so he's going to pay us for 40 hours when we're working only around 25
This virus has done nothing but show me good sides of humanity in my community what the fuck pathologic 2 lied to me

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The neck on this lad
Absolute UNIT

It's already happening.

Atlantis definitely an underrated Disney movie

eat the bugs, take the vaccine, give us your cash, use this digital shit instead, give us your blood for testing for covid so we can get bio metrics, social distance yourself from those who refuse vaccine, be okay with more screening. its okay goy you are safe now

these faggots are still better than the other faggots
these faggots are still worse than the shills.

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Might I tempt thee to grant some of that energy to our glorious Corona-chan she who will end the suffering?

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Take your meds schizo

Checked

there are so many of these.

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>Are you getting off to being teased about this~?
N-no.

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You watch your mouth when you talk to Argie bro. We have him to thank for all the information, he never sleeps and is helping the world. Fuck you Anglo Black and Tan I’ll call up the Irish

Some day against all odds we'll do the impossible and see the invisible

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His neck is more impressive in person. Hell of a nice guy too.

Never forget.

Every American that dies is on Trump's hands.

He's such a fucking retard.

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Pic rel is SARS vaccine development update from 2005.
3 vaccines were in development, none ever reached safety or effectiveness.
nhs.uk/conditions/sars/

Just google it.

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yeah i dont think i saw this either anyone have it?

Less testing, also most of the world is on lockdown. After lockdowns are lifted give it a month and there will be another huge surge.

I live in queens and have been mostly staying indoors for almost 2 weeks. Think its safe to go to my parents home by end of this week? They live in Long island..about 1 and a half drive from city

You meant food delivery.

I don't speak German what is he saying

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>Still working in the office every day even though they set us up all to work remote weeks ago. Probably waiting to pull the trigger once someone in the office starts coofing.

I'm not gonna escape from that place without catching it, I just know it. I just wanna go home for awhile and hang out with my family while comfy working remotely.

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Yes.

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Thank you. I tried adding faces but I completely ruined velmas glasses. I had a feeling I would too, so I snapped a pic beforehand lol

Of course, there is no sopa de morcego. There exists vampire bats that reside in the regions of the Americas (from Mexico, Brazil and to Chilie). Zoonosis is possible with bat-pig-human transmission.

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HARVARD JEWS GO TO CHINA

COVID VIRUS COVERS ISRAEL CORRUPTION

THE GOYIM KNOW!

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mother of god

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Pretty much yeah.

Touching girls would be gay.

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hol up should I be watching the second one?

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>pass user since 2015

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i'm working on an englisch translation

>89 days so far for the year
>currently 785,715 cases total on worldmeters
That's an average of 8,828 people per day infected and an average 391 deaths per day.

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Threadly reminder that we will outlive the virus but the whole globe will suffer the big depression that is coming ahead. The economical depression.

this

real

porn addiction, bad parenting, brainwashing, mental disability, ie natural selection

They’re tired from fighting all of your battles for you shlomo

I just found this twitter.com/ABCNewsLive/status/1242530823519289347

Though who knows if it's actually correct

This.
Makes me wonder if it isn't a planned scare..

If it's been 2 weeks then it's probably fine

>/lgbt/ fags have taken over /cvg/ with their ERP niggardry

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Holy shit I wanted to save it to post in other moments but I just can't do it, cringe hard everytime I look at this

Based
>tfw no Raphi bunker wife

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This is true, but nowhere near enough funding was put into researching a vaccine, it'll be highly prioritised now.

u wot lad I dinnae say nutin ill

Anna and Elsa aren't blood related in the second one... you decide what that means, user.

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Lol. Every time.

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Shalom!
Vote [popular leftist canidate] instead right rabbi?

covid infecting/killing cattle is a scary thought

At least Bannerlord is out now. Have the chance to play it before coronachan wipes us out

haha time for piracy

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i like where the times are heading
no hope

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This is yuri right? Do these two ever fuck?

Sorry I can't understand what the guy is saying because I don't speak German.

get that video and post it. There were reports from the chinese that this was possible, but no one believed it.

DAS IT MATE

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Based Gary is based

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I cant get it to fkn run at the moment tho

checked

NOT MUH BURGERINOS

I've never understand anime fags obsession with this guy, what does he do work in a grocery store?