PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SPRINGTIME EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: USNS Comfort Arrives in (((NYC))) 3/30/20
pic.twitter.com/nzWJ8ViwbZ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/30/20
c-span.org/video/?470808-1/
youtu.be/o11XqleYmYM
>Pres Trump on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145728961001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/30/20
youtu.be/zIbKOJ9uuAk
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 3/30/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145704514001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/Dzl1E4x-k2w
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/30/20
youtu.be/2AdUsBwuJSk?t=650
>NIAIDDir Fauci on GMA 3/30/20
youtu.be/BWb8YqAVTgw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/30/20
youtu.be/Ksi9rL2sDXo
>FHFADir Calabria on HughHewittShow 3/30/20
youtu.be/dAfMJLULjS4
>ArmyCoS Gen McConville on CBSThisMorning 3/30/20
youtu.be/Pez-vGyeydw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on F&F 3/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145718332001
>HHSVideo: 5 Things To Know About Household Cleaning 3/30/20
youtu.be/dgW7-0IOqKM
>StateDeptVideo: Assisting American Citizens Abroad 3/30/20
youtu.be/t7CwGQAZdSM
>WHVideo: Pres Trump's Actions on Corona-chan 3/30/20
youtu.be/DXyRhayN32A
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/lg--anohtSQ
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Supply Chain Distributors 3/29/20
youtu.be/GWlfg9007no

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MAGA

AWOO!

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So far (if all numbers are actually true) there are ~161k people w/ Corona-Chan in America. That means that in the US (~331M), Wu-Flu has infected only 0.048%.
AGAIN THAT'S ONLY 0.048%
So, why all the craziness?
And how do we get the normies to see these "Stay-In-Place" orders for what they are?
TYRANNY!
Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of sick people.
Tyranny is when you restrict the movement of healthy people.

awoo

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Quarantine expanded until april the 30th, i really want to believe something is gonna happen

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please god smite this fucking country

BREAKING

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Postulate that there are jobless welfarenigger losers spending their time here and failing desperately to defend their degenerate retard behaviour while claiming to be white and right wing

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the Jefferson Bible is the superior bible

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nothing ever happens

KYS

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am I a degenerate?

You have lost, give up. Trumpbux is coming no matter how much you cry

MAGA

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The jewdiciary is truly the biggest scourge plaguing this country

Reminder that Trump is a Presbyterian Protestant, kikes.

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Nothing is going to happen. It's a simple math problem. The curve in other countries follows a certain path, statistically ours will do the same. The curve will peak in the second - third week of April and begin to downturn in the fourth. Hence the extension to the end of April

perhaps coronachan smites the whore aborting her child and it's a "two birds with once stone" scenario?

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Abortion in America is a vastly nonwhite institution that increases the proportion of white to nonwhite births and should be allowed especially in heavily nonwhite areas.

The promotion of antiabortion laws in America is promoting white genocide and the destruction of the nation.

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For every $1,200 going to a citizen, there is $6,000 going to a corporation.

Corporate bailouts is what killed bush’s popularity after 9/11. Surprised Trump’s advisors led him down this path. It’s almost like those closest to him want him to fail.

He keeps losing. Failing. Losing and losing and losing. America seriously hates this guy....

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AWOO

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based
>inb4 more incoherent brainlet nigger rambling

MAGA

Why is every single census commercial filled with minorities

AWOO

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Trumpbux bill has passed, and if /ptg/ is right, the federal reserve is finally being controled by the treasury

Trump is very clearly an atheist.

>I'm a shitskin in a shithole degenerate country and I'm implying I'm a jobless welfarenigger, am I degenerate?

>y-you lost welfare is redbased white and right wing

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Good fucking question. Glad I was not the only one to notice that. At least they haven't been showing a bunch of trans degens

>Presbyterian
Never thought being a Presbyterian was a big deal, until the Trumpster became President.
Now I couldn't be more proud!

Minority like the words racist and diversity are codewords for white genocide and nonwhites are pushed in commercials because other races love their race and lots of whites hate whites.

Look around and you will find the minority is you white man

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I'm not jobless even with the quarantine

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>UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. JIM ACOSTA, CNN. UH, ON THE CORONACHAN CD-ROM, IS THERE A WAY TO GET OUT OF THE DUNGEON WITHOUT USING THE WIZARD KEY?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Other way around, shill.

They're called nonwhites

Then your question is irrelevant to what I was saying.

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Literal demonic sandnigger
>NOOOOOO NO TRUMPBUX NOOOOOOOO THAT MONEY BELONGS TO NIGGERS AND BABYKILLERS STOP STOP STOP

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Pretty pic

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FUCK OFF SHILL!! TRUMP FOR THE WIN JEW BOY

Delete this

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By Federal order, they are now considered essential businesses everywhere in America

I actually feel kinda bad for Ian, not because of the hate but because he's getting cucked and slowly losing his gf + dignity

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lel awooniggers getting absolutely rekt tonight

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He's a big guy. A pretty big deal.

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Don’t you have to go to a Presbyterian church to be a Presbyterian? Trump isn’t even baptized.

but I'm gay

>bong bong if you don't take welfare then the money goes to niggers and shit so we might as well take some, it's not like the degenerate welfareniggers from before already get it regardless we better all just communism and start being jobless manchildren

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Welcome to Socialism in America!! Remember, Republicans/Conservatives CANNOT cash those checks!

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>What the hell are you talkin' about?

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>Widespread illness and death

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That's some sad shit but also how dare you and based

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>54 posts
>6 are fedora bitching about losing an argument
This thread is over 10% jewish kvetching

that pic needs to be pickled

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can we skip to the biblical part of the story where God burns all this shit to the ground?

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>Don’t you have to go to a Presbyterian church to be a Presbyterian?

Absolutely not.
You should attend, but just like Jesus himself said no one has to go to Church to be a Christian.

REMINDER:

MAKE SURE YOU FILE A TAX RETURN FOR 2019 IF YOU DIDN'T FILE ONE FOR 2018. EVEN IF YOUR ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME IS $0, SO LONG AS THE IRS HAS YOUR BANKING INFO, YOU'LL GET $1200 DIRECTLY DEPOSITED IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

IF YOU DON'T FILE, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 4-5 WEEKS FOR A PHYSICAL CHECK TO COME IN THE MAIL SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, ARE NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND HAVEN'T BEEN CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT.

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S

Two thousand dead and more to come. Boomer Trump just cannot catch a break.

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Trump will go down as the savior of mankind.

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REMINDER SHILLS:
Your rent is still due on the 1st (Wednesday). You will be evicted on June 1st if you fail to pay up!

You realize that you just confirmed that you believe what he said you did, right?

>Bro welfare is based and right wing and so is being jobless you lose niggabruh

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s'gone be a good day, tater

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I wish there was a Corona-chan dungeon crawler.

"no"

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The man who was never President.

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You are not American.

Yes this is proved by George W. Bush not getting reelected in 2004. Face it /ptg/, you're guy is fucked.

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>u rlze that u just confirmed that u habeeb what he say u do huh

>gong gong

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Dying-from=/=Dying-with

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>fag marches a go
>liberal flagship cities remain the hot spots and are just getting worse

In the end, it'll all be worth it.

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Just VOTE BLUE straight down the ticket in November! Voting Republican is UN-AMERICAN.

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Has he used that wojak though before? I laughed at it out loud for a straight minute.

Why is that cittie so pissed, no MAGAhat?

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more proof the (((left))) can't meme

>2000
so what?

Is Trump Destroying The Fed?

youtu.be/_ZLVxsZTYLc

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Bush didn’t hand out corporate welfare until his second term.

i just hate how most people refuse to criticize him
>hurr durr it's his life stop caring so much about someone's personal life
it's just a braindead take. he's a public figure with influence. he's promoting a degenerate sexual behavior by saying it's okay for your girlfriend to sell nude photos to others. it affects the collective well-being of society. no normal person approves of this outside of twitter degenerates.

More boomers probably died fall off their couch yesterday than corona virus in 2 months in the US

Yes.

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Yet the thought of Americans receiving assistance during this time fills you with rage, why?

shhhh

Yeah of course, I live to please, user.

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In the morning, I like bacon and eggs, but the fox in the forest got his foot snagged on some barbed wire.

- t. argument

Abolish all jobs to stay healthy.
It's the only way. Pelosi said so, and Trump agreed.

>yeah we do welfare and don't wanna work nigga u mad? pay up whitey

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>he's still mad
So this is how Eva began

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Anons! Remember to always vote:
R.E.D.
Remove
Every
Democrat

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Are you a tranny?

Your boy Trump is crushed by leftist memes ALL DAY EVERY DAY. We do it better than anyone else, because IT'S EASY. Trump is the most corrupt and incompetent President in US history. We beat the shit out of Boomerfag Loser Trump CONSTANTLY and those memes travel around the world forever.

You just can't top the liberal left when it comes to owning the internets.

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You heard him, that money is for niggers and abortions only.

are you ready for a possible blackout?

stfu

Supria3d that jew bent the knee so fast

How does the government know where I live to mail the check?

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coronaquarter

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no, he means you
you childless waste of eggs

>gisejung u mad at this based welfare joblessness loserdom bruh

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Niggers don't file taxes

it's a mixture of "resting bitch face" and the fact that she has to room with a corgi mutt

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...

I guess that means Trump won't win a third term like Bush did then.

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Powerful.

>Your boy Trump is crushed by leftist memes ALL DAY EVERY DAY

YET, those memes never get posted anywhere but your chambers

Oh, just like Trump wasn't supposed to comment on anything else during impeachment. It only takes seconds to compose and send a tweet. Trump comments on whatever is in the news.

Man he's fucked lel I don't know how everyone is going to perceive him in the future.

even though you're clearly ironically shitposting, you should still kill yourself

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This is the worst cope ever. Trump just handed the keys of executive authority over to the feds.

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Look let's just skip to the end where you hide until the end of the thread out of shame, I'm tired of you wasting valuable thread space with your off topic shitposts

Hello? Antisemitism department?

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That one was not that funny.

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they'll go based on your last known address. regardless, it's still smart to file for 2019 just so they can have your account/routing number for your bank so you can get it as a direct deposit.

>New York Mob Boss
>she says while fluffing cuomo
cute

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This might be the first time ever they claim their children on their taxes for 2019 for more gibs

>bro just stop being mean and go away being mean about being a loser welfare degenerate is off topic

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>Falling for the NSA pogrom
ishiggydiggy

>251117956
nobody tell him

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Wait I thought the masks being effective against corona was bullshit?

lol dude totally lmfao drumpf amirite? fuck it I'm voting for Bernie

bro, just chill

how the fuck does that dude have that much hair loss in his what, early 20's?

Trump lost by 3 million votes BEFORE we caught him committing Treason and BEFORE he was impeached.

He's going to lose by 10 Million votes in November. Probably more. That's how the Trump Curse works. Trump will be known as the World's Biggest Loser for centuries to come!

Lol. You've been saying all night that Trump isn't president, but your meme contradicts that.

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our president is an incompetent loon who defunded the cdc, fired the pandemic response team, and claimed it was a hoax. now he's trying to put america "back to work" because he's more worried about stock market numbers than people's lives.

>Qtard shit
Kys

How does he keep getting away with this?

Gutfeld's been on a tear the last couple weeks, even dropped a few cuss words on The Five.

>niggabro just shill out alright only barniefags would be against welfare

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I don't follow your logic. Why do you have such a vested interest in Americans being miserable? Why are you here all the time? Why do you hate us?

i read it will be available all 2020 and all you have to do is file your taxes?

Do u like gurlz?

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