/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2749

>WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
>WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
>WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
>WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??
WHAT WILL CVG DO AT 1 MILLION??

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Comfy

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Corona-chan was predicted ahead of time
youtube.com/watch?v=YoyPToKr2XA

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shut up discord tranny and take my bbc up your ass for immunity

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Is this shitty meme ever going to die? Does anyone have a good chuckle from it? It was never funny to me.

Bendover

Comfiest pandemic or what?

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ITS A HOAX
THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE FAKING IT

Corona will slowly disappear after easter, countries have been spraying shit from the air that will protect the population

Degens from the north don't get sick.

>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5nuxb2wK8

Rong :DD

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These threads move to damn fast. They're a nice break from most of the board that's infected with schizos and trump Q turds. Just move to fast.

it's literally nothing
you most likely already caught it, and didnt even notice a change. like boris

Only real pandemic I have experienced first hand but if I were rate it on a scale of 1 - 10 I would give it an 11 for maximum comfy

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Coom or coof

I just want to inform the police that she has been abused. Is this so wrong? Am I in line with good politics? Halp me

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 163,490 (3,148) Italy 101,739 (11,591) Spain 87,956 (7,716) China 81,518 (3,305) Germany 66,885 (645) France 44,550 (3,024) Iran 41,495 (2,757) United Kingdom 22,141 (1,408) Switzerland 15,922 (359) Belgium 11,899 (513) Netherlands 11,750 (864) Turkey 10,827 (168) South Korea 9,661 (158) Austria 9,618 (108) Canada 7,448 (89) Portugal 6,408 (140) Israel 4,695 (16) Brazil 4,630 (163) Australia 4,460 (19) Norway 4,445 (32) Sweden 4,028 (146) Czech Republic 3,001 (23) Ireland 2,910 (54) Malaysia 2,626 (37) Denmark 2,577 (77) Chile 2,449 (8) Romania 2,109 (65) Poland 2,055 (31) Luxembourg 1,988 (22) Ecuador 1,966 (62) Japan 1,953 (56) Russia 1,836 (9) Pakistan 1,717 (21) Philippines 1,546 (78) Thailand 1,524 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,453 (8) Indonesia 1,414 (122) Finland 1,352 (13) South Africa 1,326 (3) India 1,251 (32) Greece 1,212 (46) Iceland 1,086 (2) Panama 1,075 (27) Mexico 993 (20) Peru 950 (24)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,999 (+565) Italy +4,050 (+812) Spain +7,846 (+913) China +79 (+5) Germany +4,450 (+104) France +4,376 (+418) Iran +3,186 (+117) United Kingdom +2,619 (+180) Switzerland +1,093 (+59) Belgium +1,063 (+82) Netherlands +884 (+93) Turkey +1,610 (+37) South Korea +78 (+6) Austria +830 (+22) Canada +1,128 (+24) Portugal +446 (+21) Israel +448 (+1) Brazil +374 (+27) Australia +297 (+2) Norway +161 (+6) Sweden +328 (+36) Czech Republic +184 (+7) Ireland +295 (+8) Malaysia +156 (+2) Denmark +182 (+5) Chile +310 (+1) Romania +294 (+22) Poland +193 (+9) Luxembourg +38 (+1) Ecuador +42 (+4) Japan +87 (+2) Russia +302 (+1) Pakistan +120 (+7) Philippines +128 (+7) Thailand +136 (+2) Indonesia +129 (+8) Finland +112 (+2) South Africa +46 (+1) India +227 (+5) Greece +56 (+7) Panama +86 (+3) Mexico +145 (+4) Peru +98 (+6) Dominican Republic +42 (+3) Argentina (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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>social distancing could lead to a huge fuckfest of pent up sexual energy
>tfw when bitches on social media are all talking about fat they're getting staying at home and munching on excess supplies
Girls who stay hot during this are going to be even more prized than before. Sexual marketplace will be skewed for months.

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deaths are under-reported

remember that, they are lying to you because they don't want you to panic, but you should've panicked, and you should've /prep/ped

God bless /cvg/

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Post burgers

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Based Argie

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Her mask doesn't even meet CDC standards. Nice try looking "cool" in your instagam pic.

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I will buy the dip

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wow thx

these threads are shit, but compared to the rest of this shit ecochamber, they're good.

Theres like 50000 people in each territory. The north will be fine

The plane is crashing and we cannot do anaything to stop it.

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I'll make out with you if he doesn't come back and I have to assume the virus got him

Lood & rood

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Is this "Wash your hands!" basically "Duck and cover!"?

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Friendly reminder to all the mutts out there that your own government has proven itself to be stupider and less concerned about the lives of its people than the Communist Party of China.

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>thousands already dying
>riots due to being unemployed and having nothing left to lose kill and infect even more
We could've just worn masks for a few months.

so does the virus, up your mental capacity bongo.

We were getting called schizo's a while back...

Honestly Yas Forums tends to be right - just in this case the magnitude is something the shills can no longer call a nothing burger as always.

remember this one is all I'm saying when they say this on other threads. The joke is more shills - the more right you are.

The virus has now killed more Americans than 9/11

Reminder: if you use Yas Forums-X then you can click on the wrench in the upper right corner, click on "Advanced", scroll down to, "Custom Board Navigation" and add this to it to make is so the Yas Forums link in the upper left will always lead you to cvg-only threads:

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No matter where i go there are always ERP faggots

I'm 95% convinced I've had it too. Worst I experienced was a lot of sneezing and a very sore throat. Nothing else. I'm pretty fit, lift weights, and have been taking vitamin d3, fish oil, zinc, magnesium, and some other supplements for years on a consistent basis. I rarely get sick and when I do it's extremely mild.

DEATH TO AMERICA

THE WORLD WILL BE INHERITED BY CHINA

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Oh hey so that's why Sweden is the way it is. We cut of their balls.

Yes, you must avoid go out home.

I dunno, what do you fascist usually do in this case?

Hey Nz bro, why you goverment isn't deporting
inmigrant?

China only intervened when Wuhan was about to wiped off the map.

Why do you keep going where ERP gays are, then? Sounds like a u thing

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Now... now you're making me blush!

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>IT IS HAPPOONING AND IT IS HAPPOONING FAST!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was never funny you're right. Must be the zoomer influx. I think it came from twitch or something equally horrible.

user, that's a looting mask

And the poor bastards don't even have a defenseless country to bomb in retaliation.

Do your part!

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kyself

>no work
>no responsibilities
>nobody visiting my house
>free to be the autistic schizoid I've been pretending not to be for the last 25 years of my life
>get to laugh at norms as their world falls apart
Yeah it's pretty comfy

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How come so much in Québec?
I heard its because they tests so much.

>Is this "Wash your hands!" basically "Duck and cover!"?
Yup, it's to keep the masses calm.
>The most intense Chlorine that burns holes in steel can't kill Corona off
>But masks and washing your hands will
Kek

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Just mass report the ERPfags, it works

So has the flu every year you fucking retarded shill faggot

lol he's bragging about his fanbase turning up to crowd him at the airport? what a retard

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.46%) Germany (+0.66%) France (+1.30%) United Kingdom (+1.06%) Italy (+1.34%) Switzerland (+3.27%) Spain (-0.50%) Austria (-2.03%) Poland (+0.27%) Netherlands (+2.63%) Hungary (-0.12%) Russia (+1.84%) Greece (+0.86%) Brazil (+2.11%) Japan (+0.55%) Hong Kong (+0.88%) China (+0.28%) Australia (+1.23%) Singapore (+0.46%) India (+1.73%) South Korea (+1.23%) Taiwan (+0.12%) South Africa (+2.16%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-24%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (-34%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-1%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-2%) Paris (0%) Madrid (0%) Barcelona (-3%) London (-6%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-29%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-19%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-55%) Los Angeles (-58%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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and this time they can't take it out on a random defenseless 3rd world country either

>Her mask doesn't even meet CDC standards
Send her this and tell her this is her future for not having a proper mask and wearing it correctly.

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Might've been a stronger version of the common flu. I'm doing the same thing you do with all the supplements and coughed a bit the past few days.

Oh they fucked up in the beginning for sure. But unlike other countries they didn't have the benefit of foresight. They also didn't tell their peasants to go die for the stock market.

similar. hand washing does have some benefit but giving the plebs an activity to preform that they think gives them control over the situation (regardless of its effectiveness) keeps them calm

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Is the entire NYSE smoking crack? Why the fuck does the market keep going up??

youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg6FpeNj0w
youtu.be/c65fzy1gpSc
youtu.be/L3ynuwvoY1I
Probably

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Nothingburger? More like a somethingburger.

Nobody has the balls to do anything to China

If you are not old or fat, then you have literally no reason to be worrying right now.

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When the entire world crashes America crashes the least

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It's the Venezuela Model for dealing with an economic crisis. Stock prices can't fall if the government just creates trillions in new currency.

propublica.org/article/life-on-a-block-with-an-emergency-morgue-truck-we-hear-the-hum-of-the-refrigerator-going-all-night-long

Spooky as fuck

Oh no! I'm old and fat!

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>WORLD STANDS STILL
>PEOPLE DIE OF CORONA
>MARKET GET'S UP

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to be fair they do look like well made desks.

You don't understand. This IS slow. Corona-chan is bad enough that she looks borderline apocalyptic even in slow motion.

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Can an user give me an updated version of the corona chan gif? i havent gotten one since 400k

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I had a sore throat for two days out of nowhere, but I doubt I've had it.
I'm not taking the chance, anyway. There's no available tests in this area and they're telling people with symptoms to stay home, so either way you're on your own

If you are no human, then you have literally no reason to be worrying right now.

If you are not old or fat, and if nobody you are about is old or fat, and if you are not at all exposed to the global economy in any way.

+21 deaths today, pack it up happening over

Holy shit, the black plague btfos even smallpox and the spanish flu. What a chad.

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That man should learn how to put on make up!

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>brazil is a textbook dystopia
hearty kek

>t. shlomo shekelstein

I said several weeks ago that USA would the worst case, when trump was saying this junk. America is extremely vulnerable to something like a pandemic because of its ideology and structure as a society. Being a rugged individualist that thinks freedom is the most important thing in the world and not wanting the Big Gubmint to tell you what to do are not ideal traits when faced with a pandemic. Burgers are also extremely skeptical of scientists and experts because of the high levels of religiosity.

Only president to block travel from China, back on January 31st, before a citizen of his died. He clearly was the worst acting president in the world.

Celebrate

I would get her pregnant after giving her a fake name

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>>RESEARCH
>Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected

Most cases present between 3-5 days. 95% of cases present between 3-10 days

>Resistant to antivirals

Some old article from. bullshit second rate news agency from a country that still wipes with one hand and eats with the other, and has not been replicated elsewhere.

>Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)

Wow

>Two major strains, different binding surfaces

Influenza has 4 strains

>Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan

Issues with testing.

If tread is so cringe. It’s basically a “what’s happening in the Jew news” thread. You should all save corona some work and kys.

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based

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Brainless unoriginal repetition for the sake of posting something. And for the few who think it's actually bothering people by spamming it along with a wojak, I really don't know why people insist on showing their distaste for reddit or whatever site that came from by parroting it more often than it was posted where it originated.

Iraq was not defenseless. It had the 4th largest Army in the world and America went to the other side of the world and wrecked it twice.

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Soap CAN kill corona you dumb fucktard. Quit spreading panic

CXXXX7$-$77#+)? SJS? IFHR?

hangouts.google.com/call/ENxc5vJYiWDMDfi_86E9AEEE
youtu.be/2kuidJX619k
>hangouts.google.com/call/ENxc5vJYiWDMDfi_86E9AEEE
>youtu.be/2kuidJX619k

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I think some places just got fucked with a super spreader in January and it spread among young healthy people for a long time

visir.is/g/202022708d/smitin-gaetu-ordid-1.200-eftir-thrjar-vikur
>we're soon about to exceed the 3 week forecast of 1200 infections that was made 11 days ago by authorities
>authorities are already celebrating their efforts and stating that the pandemic will reach its peak in the beginning of april and slowly peter out

I'm not sure whether to feel happy that the dumbasses in charge are about to be proven wrong or sad that this is going to hit people here harder than expected

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>WHO IS HATING THESE THREADS MORE

>TRUMP FAGS
>CHINK SHITS
>LEFTYPOL KEKS

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member nothing burgers?

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>defenseless country
China is pretty defenseless. The chinese military have never shot at targets that can shoot back, they dont have a single combat veteran in the entire country, and no experience with live warfare. Imagine all those chinese knockoff ak47s jamming up, and beardless asian soldiers shitting themselves. No amount of propaganda can prepare chinese people for what america would do to them. If you really think inexperienced chinese stand a chance against america who have been in constant state of war for ~100 then you're likely a kid who thinks war is as easy as COD and has no fucking clue lmao

>788031 infected
>37804 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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They're still here unfortunately

>Interdasting

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did he make it?

10k deaths a day soon? I want Sweden to burn to the ground as a warning to other countries.

In how long will we have 6 million dead worldwide, Im just asking questions...I like to play with numbers.

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Chink kikes

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He made it all over the place

>did he make it?
In pieces

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I doubt a war in this day and age would be fought with soldiers

It all seems to be a "who can nuke who" type of thing

A person died today

It won't work. Hands touch everything.
>Your food, your parts for fixing your car / house / crib / pc, your mail, your medicine, your sunglasses and more.
>Plenty of videos coming out from China with the few factories open making emergency supplies. They are purposefully disabling or contaminating them.
>Cargo ships are getting sick and causing difficulties.
>Trucks that deliver goods to warehouses are ran by people who get sick.
>The people stocking the items you purchase are getting sick.
>People ignore quarantines world-wide and spread it further.

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where does this "confirmed 2x the deaths of swine flu" bullshit come from?
swine flu killed 600k

MA JUST BANNED THE SALE OF ALCOHOL

PROHIBITION IS BACK BABY! HOPE YOU STOCKED UP ON KRAKEN!

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I have to agree with this. America on China violence would be like....like a raging bull in a china shop. huh

Holy fuck. Literally rip in pieces

F

I was asking them if they remembered
get off the board low IQ

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Masks were bought out by chinks in January bro

Drone, bombs, and missiles, but no big nukes.

How do you feel parroting what the Jew news says?

One month after Taiwan did. Then he went full flutard.

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Where my nothingburger Chads at?

Italy banned travel from China too. No travel ban on Italy and South Korea until far too late. Up until early March you couldn't get tested unless you had traveled. Not enough test kits made. The government is telling the old to go die for the stock market.

I'm not saying China didn't fuck up their initial response. They did. But no one has shat the bed harder than the US, and you can't blame anyone else for that when countries like South Korea, Singapore, and Mongolia did better than the world's only superpower.

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>Jew news
How do you feel waiting to die?

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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/
Death count for 30th March confirmed at 3,724, /ourgirl/ bags her biggest daily toll so far. What now nothingburgers?

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How is the market recovering? Even if things are getting better, we have so many people under quarantine.

>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

I wish it was a handmaid's tale then maybe I could score a gf

All those drunks are about to flood the hospitals because of DT and seizures. That was an idiot move.
Hope they have enough benos on hand

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>But no one has shat the bed harder than the US

Sweden. You'll see.

Shut the fuck up you schizo

It's over guys.

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Not sure. I thought that was going to happen.

When you stop and think (a big ask I know) you’ll realise you’re saying exactly what the Jew media is saying.

When did you become a wet hole for the kikes?