Good afternoon gents,
>UN warns of potential global food shortage
7news.com.au
>JobKeeper worker wage subsidy attracts 66,000 businesses within hours
abc.net.au
>Electronic tracking, 10 years in jail under tough WA plan to tackle COVID-19 crimes
abc.net.au
>Victoria bans guns after permit applications more than double amid COVID-19 pandemic
9news.com.au
Keep it civil lads
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This is all a massive scam. Destroying the economy to save 1% of the population would NEVER happen in reality.
Either this is fake all the way from the top down, OR China already owns the world.
How are we holding up aussie posters
Where's my neetbux REEEEE?!!?
see chink
bash chink
save australia
Lemon and blue Fanta is the best fanta.
that girl cute tho why are hapas like this?
America lost every war it’s ever been in but always makes it self look like a winner
>>Electronic tracking, 10 years in jail under tough WA plan to tackle COVID-19 crimes
uhhhhhhhhh guys i dont like this happening with martial law police state anymore
I will kill myself if I don't get 750
Honk Honk
so don't cough or spit at police officers?
would love to shoot a hot load into some chinks
>Just used all my scomobux on a hooker and came inside her
actually thats more than fair, i was talking about the tracking.
That lovely muslim woman in NSW that spat on the cop while on the way to the doctor should get 10 years.
based greens voter
Why the FUCK did the boomers give up the guns so easily? All over one little false flag, pathetic
lads how tf do i get incontact with a real person at centrelink? im trying to get my denied claim looked at.
Why do you think it was denied?
Walk there. They've got distances there, you won't catch anything
EVERYDAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A SUNNI LEB
132 307, option 3. Wait on hold. Took me 3hrs each time to get through to someone. Same for my mate. I had to call up 3 times cause they fucked it. Took me a total of 9hrs 15mins on hold all up.
>the doctor should get 10 years.
She was mentally ill and will be all sad in court. If she's handed a jail sentence she'll explode in anger on the spot.
thats what im trying to figure out
actually it will be a different option on the number i mentioned above for getting a claim looked at. Option3 is help with online services. Listen to the prompts and youll figure it out.
>tfw "working" from home
I get all my work done in about 45 minutes and then spend the rest of the day fucking off.
I can't believe I'm getting paid for this.
Thank you coronavirus.
lebs are going to be on the endangered species list in australia soon
Im sinking piss almost everyday while on the job as I work form home now too.
Based ChineseVirus
based centrelink worker
How many do you do a fortnight?
LMAO LMAO LMAO DO YOU EVEN KNOW MANY ARABS WORKING FOR THE INTEREST TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF SUNNI MUSLIMS AND SHIA DOGS. STOPPING ALL THOSE ZIONIST AND ANGLO PIECES OF SHIT YOU FUCKING CONVICT BABY RAPING DOG. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT MUSLIMS ARE STARTING TO BE PLACED INTO ALL DIFFERENT LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT YOU FUCKING CONVICT PLEB.
Has the Cenno app crashed again?
Leb removal soon
>LOL she was refused bail
I hope she dies in jail. She'll probably be full letterbox in front of the judge. She'll get off with a community service order.
In times like this whites rapidly stop being willing to put up with inferiors bullshit. Just warning you.
keep spitting on cops
SICK MATE SICK, SUBWOOFER!
WRX TURBO, GRAB A KEBAB, DEODORANT ISN'T HALAL MOTHERFUCKER
fuckin lebbo cunt
Anybody who spits or coughs at a police officer is an Australian hero in my book
Why has there been an uprise in "Australia is fucked" posts?
I've been away from everything here for a month.
neet scum sperging out about scomobux
thanks im on hold now
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COME IN?
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ALL CONCVICT DOGS ARE ALWAYS OWNED BY ARAB LAWYERS IN COURT
LMAO LMAO LMAO SUNNI MUSLIMS ARE PROTECTED
Top schizos came to that conclusion.
our best and brightest schizos have come to the conclusion australia is going to be destroyed by coronachan
>4000 cases, handful of deaths
So now that we're in a police state what are you lads going to do?
say it again
cucktoria
Drink and be merry.
more like gaysio lmao
Get mad on the Internet
i’ve been chilling inside for the past 3 weeks. My normal lifestyle is now suddenly me being a good and upstanding citizen.
We were already in one.
coax chinese into committing crimes to get them sent back to china
Anyone got their scomobux yet?
As if you're going to do a fucking thing, asio. You havent done shit before, why would you start now?
TRYING 2 SAY SOMETHING CUZ
GET READY 2 BE RAPED BY A HIGH PRICE SUNNI MUSLIM LAWYER
I hate it I was hikki Before when is stood for something other than licking boot
Why does this letterbox keep posting?
FUCK JOBKEEPER
THEYRE GOING TO KEEP WORKING ME TO THE BONE AT NO COST TO THEM
THIS IS LITERAL SLAVERY
I WANT MY NEETBUX AHHHHHHHHH
murder bad guys in digmake
your days are numbered, habibi.
Snitch on my neighbours to the civil protection and harmony task force.
only some people got it sadly.
hahaha that's a gun!
a lot of people are asking the same questions. prime minster morrisey said 31st but it could be drip fed slowly during the week or put into people's next payments. unsurprisingly the media have been very quiet about it today. i haven't seen anything about it so far.
Why are you posting photos of Americans guns?
LMAO LMAO LMAO YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE GETTING YOUR PINKO AUSSIE BUTT GETTING RAPED BY TONS OF SWEATY LEBOS WITH NOTHING 2 LOSE IN GAOL
ALLAH WOULDN'T EVEN SAVE U CUZ
why are you in a first world thread
Please do
THIS THREAD GLOWS NOT.
BUT SHINES
I got it this morning. Here's the actual text. I wonder how they decide who gets it first.
the shine has a green glow to it
Cope
The highest quality neets get it first
what were your circumstances?
I'd like to add that I've been in their system for a very long time so... that's probably a factor. I was getting payments in high school so I had a CRN all the way back then.
Dunno. Just a poor cunt I suppose.
>Destroying the economy to save 1% of the population would NEVER happen in reality.
It's worse than you're being told. That's the only plausible explanation for the reaction of governments worldwide. You and I know only what happened early on in Hubei, and after they locked everything down all we have is the propaganda numbers.
Our governments have a lot more than that, and they're reacting to the real picture.
Not even conspiracy theory, just obviously how things work.
immigrants and temp visas get it first
something you want to tell us?
fucking based dude, nice digits.
Any word on when your sports will be back?
based leaf
Based 200IQ take
Five eyes satellites saw the mass graves, mass body burning piles, and the general shit going down in China and know how bad it can get, that’s why they’re going to the extremes they currently are that we didn’t see with Zika, Ebola, H1N1, Bird Flu, etc. They knew those were a nothingburger but they know this ones real.
Or it’s just being used as an excuse to enact an agenda.
Based Scomo has our backs.
You would have to be some kind of poofter to die from some gay virus
NSW and VIC 'reasonable excuse' restrictions are vague as fuck
are we allowed to visit our SOs?
can we drive or public transit to where we wish to exercise?
Did the 750 show up under 'future payments' before you received it?
Just keep a bag of Uber eats in the passenger seat and lie
slow and gradual roll out.. maybe.. that's my best guess. im on disability and i got nothing. maybe i'm not supposed to get anything? not sure, not really caring either.
Has anyone crossed the QLD border? What were the checkpoints like?
Nah you get the $750. Payments are being rolled out til like the 12th of April is the last batch i believe. sit tight friend
I never even check that shit because my payment comes on the same day, same time, every fortnight... I only knew I got it because of the text and when I checked my bank balance, it was already there.
Nah... disability should get the $750. It's the $550 bonus that you don't get (i don't think).
take your meds bro
Ask the fried cunt that tried to cross in a stolen car with paper number plates
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ah. thanks. no probs. yeah, i was confused. i couldn't find any solid info and i couldn't get through to cenno on the dsp line, it's always engaged.
Lol that wasn’t even a schizo conspiracy. Satellites can see shit. How hard is that to believe
alternatively, governments aren't nearly as competent as they have led you to believe.
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imagine unloading into a bunch of chinks
dsp gets two 750's. 1st one over the next few weeks, and the next one is in june or july
who here absolutely JUSTed?
Fuck sake. I thought that was Scomo firing the gun from the preview image. What a let down.
If you think for one second that the organ harvesting, concentration camp establishing china wouldn't weld the infected into apartments as well as execute the infected while lying to the world, you're in for a surprise.
yep this is correct. Payments are rolled out up to the date in pic related
I was like why the fuck does our PM have an assault rifle.