NothingBurger Confirmed

>11,000 deaths
>14,000 recovered

its 46% Case Fatality Rate

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And now, what's the next step, keep the lockdown endlessly ?

What the fuck, I just got a stay at home order until June

Counterpoint: People don't die from this straight away. To get the full picture you ned to know how many are in hospital care and ICU.

Sorry kid but the virus hoax is over, there's not going to be a boogaloo. The hysteria was way overblown, only the old and weak are dying. time to go back to work now, you had enough days to stay home and watch cartoons. Grown ups have businesses to run, and the world needs to get moving again. Flatten the curve cultists would have us flatten the economy. See you next week. Don't be late, there's a lot of people looking for jobs right now if you know what I mean.

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Gee it's almost as if the massive amounts of elderly and at risk get it, numbers go down.

>Oh wow you are a regarded
Do you need to take your schizo meds, or something?

Australian ambulance services have been informed they can no longer transport the following to hospital as they will be denied beds. Hospitals are currently at capacity. Smokers will not be allowed a bed regardless of age. Anyone over 65 will also be denied a bed. They are thinking of lowering the acceptance cutoff to 55. Smokers and retirees, you are own your own from here on iut

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And all they had to do was completely shut down their economy and still have to keep it closed.

that made no sense schizo

>NO! STAY THE F HOME
>THIS IS REAL Y'ALL

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At least, they should try to restart their economy with everyone wearing a mask.

Can you imagine??? Shutting down the world economy every flu season. What retards.

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WTF. What happened in that video? Gas leak? After effects?

you fucking STILL not get it do you?

>purging the world of smokers and boomers

holy shit

fuck off memeflag.

and every time the lockdown lifts the numbers will skyrocket

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>Anonymous (ID: WCfHua0l) 03/31/20(Tue)11:52:36 No.2511

Give me back my lighter you cunt!

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Excuse me yes what the fuck is that?

They did this by keeping people in their houses with police and the military. How is America going to do when boomers won’t stop going to church and zoomers won’t stop going to the beach?

Nah, its just a scene from a human torch short that a group of film/media unicucks made for credits.

Virginia I love you
Stay stronk

It doesn't just magically go down, they've had to lockdown as much as humanly possible to achieve this promising trend, there is a good chance they're going to blow up and start rioting before it reaches zero, putting them right back at square one

>just 2 more weeks goy its just the flu

Italy unironically needs to start revolting. Imagine what would happen if they've just fucking had enough. Haven't they been locked down for more than a month? What if they participated in mass social disturbances?

This is just wave one

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Even if it was on the way down there's going to be a guaranteed second wave worldwide because we chose globalism over nationalism. We're not even going to have to wait until the fall to see it.

Trump needs to figure something out quickly otherwise 20% of his voters are going to get themselves killed in their coronavirus denial

What happens when Americans start pulling out their guns? Boomers might not, but there are a fuckton of crazy people in this country who actually will arm up if they're told to stay home too many times.

if you go to a hospital with corona virus present and you have a heart attack and die, you are listed as dead via corona virus in italy

>The governments are the risk

This.

>nothingburger
Nigger, the cases are going down because there's nobody left to infect.

You heard that from Candace Owens didn't you

What really pisses me off is the virus will fade away like it would have done anyways but normies are going to thank muh Social Distancing for it and beg for Social Distancing when the Chinese invent whatever new virus 2 years from now.

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Thanks faggots, can I have my job back now

i heard it from your moms pussy after i fisted her

no no its okay we will all be immune in a coupe weeks its okay really

While his mom's queefs are more reputable and have better ratings than MSM, I still wouldn't consider them to be a reliable news source.

well it's the best i got and i'm fuckin elbow deep

>People don't die from this right away
The idea that this is some huge happening biopweapon faggotry is old. Most people get it, they have minor symptoms for TWO WEEKS and then it's over. Just stop already.

yes angry American comedian! don't let your stay-at-home order make you go crazy!!!!

nigger i will row over to your little pakistani island and drop kick your moms clit off

No shit they’re all on lockdown

Mortality rate in Lombardy is over 16%

It doesn’t sound like something you want to catch even if you’re young and healthy

no you won't, and your humour is shit, tyrone jose mutt!!!!

your moms dick is shit

>108 billion humans have lived
>108 billion humans have died
Life has a 100% mortality rate?
Uhhhhh should I be worried?
Fuck it, im worried.
>wtf I love being tethered to my Computer for 16 hours a day today absent sunlight, I can’t wait for my rations, thank you based leaders for protecting me from death

>Most people get it
Cite your sources

>1 post bye this ID
daily reminder any posts with
>nothingburger
>coof
>coronachan
>chingchong
>etc.
are slide threads made by russian disinfo agents. sage, report, hide.

Proof? I wish that were true, but seriously doubt it.

For real, I need some real solid proof. I keep seeing deflectors say this but I never ever see proof.

Let me spell it out for you brainlet

Italy was the hardest hit country, the "pandemic" peaked and fell within a period of about 14 days.

The US version of the "pandemic" will presumably end just a quickly

Doesn't make it untrue:

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

Understand that the mortality rate is calculated based on those who were hospitalized

Digits and OP gets blessed by Corona-chan

That’s because they decided to join the Illuminati
Trumps not gonna give up